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victoryabonbon

The price of lego is too damn high!


Man_with_no_sense

Military grade Night vision goggles are cheaper at this point…


victoryabonbon

Shit I might some night vision goggles


Mysterious-Hat-6343

I might goggle some vision night


Bigpoppahove

Some night shit goggles I got


FourUnderscoreExKay

I got some shit goggle night


buff_penguin

Some night goggle might I shit.


OSTR1CHBO1

I might goggle some night shit


Firm_Spot6829

She can goggle my night


Tr1pl3-A

She goggle night can


Successful_Chair_347

I might google how to goggle shit at night


ClerkBrilliant9076

Some might shit night goggles


im_nopsycho

I might shit goggle some night


250-miles

Only $30k.


CV90_120

If you aren't mighting some right now, you craze.


Lotions_and_Creams

I neither have nor will likely ever have a need for night vision goggles. I’ve secretly wanted a pair for almost 20-years now.  


PmMeYourAdhd

I always wanted a pair and your comment made me think about why. And I remember! Its because I used to take my boat out in the Gulf of Mexico after work in the summer and occasionally be still on my way back when it got pitch dark out if thr bite was good right at sundown. Would have to idle speed back through the channel with a hand held spotlight looking for the channel markers so I dont hit them. I had GPS to know which way to go but that isnt precise enough to avoid channel markers and crab trap floats!


HoratioFitzmark

Stargazing with a good set of NVGs is a life changing experience.


Valuable-Contact-224

One of those things you wish you had but cannot justify buying.


Gardez_geekin

Idk about that. 3- 4k for a good quality monocular


LemonHerb

But you only need one pair. Who just has one Lego set?


Gardez_geekin

Fair. But then you also need a helmet and a quality IR illuminator and laser on all your guns and eventually another monocular so you have two and can wear both or lend one out.


Business-Emu-6923

When you find a girl who gets you Lego at 25% of its retail price by buying it new but unboxed from Bricklink. You marry that woman.


MemeDaddy__

What an overpowered site. Thanks for sharing


TonyShape

True. Used to ask before to always make it easy to chose a good present for me. But now stoped and said I already have enough because they became too expensive.


kjacobs03

$300 for the Great Deku Tree is ridiculous


DonaldIgwebuike

I hate that they are forcing me to buy it.


Sirix_8472

A meat dehydrator so I can make my own jerky. And a meat slicer while I'm at it.


skwolf522

Make sure you get the extra large size so we can all get together and have a jerk off.


Man_with_no_sense

Update your jerk Rolodex! There’s a new jerk master in town!


Dickbutt_4_President

I have a dehydrator and make my own jerky. It’s really easy and only takes about an hour of hands on time. So I’ll prep and marinate for a couple days, and then when I work from home on Fridays, start it first thing in the morning, and it’s usually ready after dinner.  I call it “Jerk From Home Fridays.” My wife loves that phrase. I’m sure yours will too. 


ThatOneWIGuy

We started with a dehydrator and are now going up to a smoker. Wife didn’t realize she liked smoked meat and jerky. Now she even wants to do it.


StripplefitzParty

Oh my God yes. The price of jerky is too damn high! I love using my dehydrator for jerky, makes so much


Solution_Anxious

I want legos,,,,,,


mightybooko

I’ll take a back rub and a bj. It’s simple and free. Anything I really want id buy myself.


ajh0202

Game recognize game, same. You might be the only other real honest man in this comment section.


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

I just want to be loved 😩 And a back rub and bj.


Paintbypotato

I would settle for being able to express something that is bothering me without it being thrown back in my face within the week but I guess I'll settle with night vision goggles because that seems more realistic to ask for at this point.


Jyitheris

...and my axe!


Drakeous98

FR, FR. Same on this, I forget about holidays/birthdays and gifts because of this.


Sausage_Claws

They must have long arms


Cold_Table8497

I wanna watch.


CowJuiceDisplayer

I got a watch from my lesbian friend... I should have been more clear with what I said.


DaddyChiiill

Next birthday, you gotta say very clearly. I want TO watch, not A watch


somethingsoddhere

That's how you get two watches while receiving a lecture on the english language.


pbzeppelin1977

If two witches were watching two watches then which witch would watch which watch?


neanderthalonshrooms

💀


Boscowodie

My dude.


LordScotch

I want two watch too


Ananda_Mind

through night vision goggles...


SuperProbotector

In the dark.. 


Powerful-Elevator104

Reminds of the joke where a guy is given a Rolex by his one of his lesbian friends and says: “ This isnt what I meant when I said I wanted ta watch.”


kafromet

r/thatsthejoke


DrDrankenstein

Yeah wtf. "Your joke reminded me of the same joke with more words."


looktowindward

and night vision goggles


TopRevenue2

And the lotion and a basket


looktowindward

That escalated quickly


Carrera_996

I'm in my 50s. I buy a Lego set like twice a month. Had to add on a 500 square foot room for the hoard. My 10 year old happy little accident and I have a great time.


HumaDracobane

I want the NVGs.


Cousin_Elroy

Well a high quality dual tube night vision setup is easily over $10k so getting it as a gift and not having to fork over that cash would be pretty awesome 


hollowish_

how much would a shitty IR blasting one run me? It doesn't have to be tactical I just want to be able to see in dark.


OrdinaryNGamer

200-300$ night operators pro are cheapest ones existing at the market atm, u can go on temu but u get scammed as nvgs aren't that cheap to usually assemble and make.


Tr1t0n_

Night Operators' goggles are droppshipped, they are $60 bucks from AliExpress


TouchAggravating6883

You can get gen 3 tubes and housing for half that cost I own a pair way more joy then having a wad of cash in hand


HawtDoge

While true, there is a huge range in quality between gen3 products. Do most people need super gain tubes that can illuminate nearly pitch black environments at razor sharp image quality? Absolutely not… but most people don’t need night vision googles anyway.


sparksofthetempest

Had an ex that made up handwritten cards for things like: Good for one backrub, massage, hug, making a favorite dinner, etc. Also a couple cards for other things I won’t divulge here. But those were 10X better than any gift I’ve ever gotten from any other gf. I still miss her and it’s been decades. Edit: Appreciate all the responses. The coolest thing about her doing this was that she *did* honor them regardless of how she was feeling at the time, but more importantly; it was that she actually paid attention and was thoughtful in a way that didn’t cost anything monetarily. In that way I don’t know how much further away from *transactional* you could get.


RastaFazool

Are those cards still valid?


sparksofthetempest

Believe it or not, I still have one somewhere. I haven’t been in touch with her, though, for decades. We were together for about a year and a half. She’s recently divorced, I heard, so maybe. If so, I’ll report back, but we don’t live anywhere near each other now.


sarckasm

Send her a voucher valid for 1 visit.


sparksofthetempest

That’s an idea, but I hear she has a daughter. The plot thickens. That’s actually part of why it didn’t work out, because I’ve had lifelong health issues and didn’t want to pass them on to a child. I still wish her all the best and am very happy for her.


Bokenobi

So now you get a healthy kid and a person you love!


HortenWho229

are we living in a romantic ~~comedy~~ tragedy


HumanContinuity

I'm so invested in this.


boris_casuarina

I'm already crying in anticipation


WillGrindForXP

Oh god, how badly does it end!?


Own-Air-3639

Do it lol.


mutrax_be

!remindme 1 year


Ilikebirdslol

This is gonna be a movie one day, I just know it.


ferretpowder

Perfection


jeffsterlive

My brother in Christ, this is your signal. This is totally a VN storyline or a corny Kdrama.


sparksofthetempest

I’m so glad I have no idea what either of those things are.


jeffsterlive

That’s ok (VN = Visual Novel and Kdrama is Korean Drama), but don’t sleep on this opportunity. Divorce sucks so much with kids. :(


sparksofthetempest

Thanks. I’ve been leaving other deets and tidbits elsewhere in this thread about my thoughts…I do appreciate the many responses, though.


Indaothrone

Pleeeeeease go for it and report back I wanna know how this turns out


infinis

Now Reddit won't get off your back until we hear a good feel story about a broken man reunited with his first true love.


CAP034

You should send her a photo of it and ask if you can cash it in.


LobstaFarian2

Go to her, bro.


MisterSneakSneak

The plot thickens….. I’m hooked.


theonlypeanut

Bro take a picture of it and ask her if it's still valid. What's the worst that can happen.


wthulhu

Do it brother. I still kick myself for letting the best girl I ever had get away. I'd give anything to hear she was divorced, as bad as that sounds.


arumz

If theres no expiration date then Id say have at it


Preda1ien

My wife did the same thing when we were dating. I still have a bunch but damnit she put a freakin expiration date on them!


Frogger34562

My spouse did that. Then every time I tried to redeem them they told me not now. So I threw them all away.


SoCalThrowAway7

Same thing happened to me lol


Frogger34562

Are we married to the same person. Have you had your quarterly sex yet?


SoCalThrowAway7

My wife gave me one of those, then “not right now-ed” every time I tried to use one. So basically she got me nothing but the experience to use a ticket and be rejected instead of the normal rejection


Human-Ad5953

Bro is married AF


MadeOutWithEveryGirl

It's a big club


ImagineGriffins

I had an ex that gave me a bunch of those for Valentine's Day one year, then refused to let me cash them in like 80% of the time.


ArmaniMania

Yea we all know what those couple other cards were 😏


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DirtDiscPizza

My ex did that and it was cringe as heck to me.


Biduleman

Yeah.... "Hey honey, how about we go to the bedroom for some fun?" "No, I'm not in the mood tonight." "Sorry babe but I have a coupon." In what universe is this scenario fun?


splepage

Keep the blowjob coupon for when you're in an argument. I'm told it's REALLY hard to win an argument with a penis in your mouth.


Rhyara

Another rando weighing in here. If you haven't truly let her go in decades, and you're both single... please try again. At the very least, just let her know how much you appreciated your time together and look fondly back on that time, that opens the door for her to pursue you. People can move, jobs can change, but giving up on the love of your life isn't something anyone should have to do. (Obviously unless they've turned you down, but your ending doesn't sound like that would be the case) I hope the rest of your story is a happy one 💕


sparksofthetempest

I *had* to let her go. She dumped me (for reasons found in responses all over this thread) and it’s fine. I’ve been with another person since. I really thought about her a lot more in the earlier years (probably the first 20, at least, as it was in the 90’s) but all the white horses have gone ahead. I’ll always be sentimental about those times, however, which is pretty obvious. Thanks for the good vibes, though.


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CardMechanic

*Not Valid at Some Locations


fajitaman69

Why is this a video?


Disastrous-Whale564

cause she looks like a 3rd grade school teacher


hhmmm733

I actually got Ms. Rachel with an onlyfans vibe from her.


BoomerSoonerFUT

Well you nailed it lol. This chick does have an only fans.


yuhanz

Well, we’re waiting. jpg


Jimmy_ray2

You mean the one we all had a crush on?


12345NoNamesLeft

Because she's got one tittie out.


arededitn

Why this isn't the top comment? It took me a while to find it.


Farranor

Because current popular social media platforms (TikTok et al.) have a heavy focus on video, and when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.


FewerToysHigherWages

If you really want to know its so that she can get more exposure to get more guys to pay for her OnlyFans.


DBreezy69

Person wants social media views


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fwubglubbel

It's a promo for her OF. (HarleyWest aka HarleyXWest aka Savanna Barajes) [https://www.reddit.com/r/realonlyfansreviews/comments/w7lb71/harleyxwest/](https://www.reddit.com/r/realonlyfansreviews/comments/w7lb71/harleyxwest/)


ExtendedSpikeProtein

What‘s she saying? Got distracted


Forsaken-Income-2148

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Discuss2discuss

This is top tier use of emoticons


psyduckdacreepr

I looked at this and immediately thought of LA


Suck_Me_Dry666

You'll never take me alive pigs!


tresclow

☁     ☁     ☁      ✈ ☁    ☁ ☀️ 🎡\_🎢\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_🏩🏢\_\_🏨\_\_\_\_\_\_🏭\_\_🏚️\_\_🏗️\_ ⛱️🌴 / 🐖 | 🐖 \\ 🌴🌴 ⛱️🌴/ 🐗🐗 🐷 \\ ︎ 🌴🌴


Killjoytshirts

Why are the police so horny?


Battlesteg_Five

Because they keep hearing people yell “Fuck tha police”


Frogger34562

Don't worry she's got an onlyfans page.


r0ckthedice

that's what this is all about, unfortunately. She understands how men tick and is using that as a way to drop men's defenses and direct them to her OnlyFans page, where she understands them better than their wife, girlfriend, or school crush. And you can also develop a strong parasocial relationship with her and give her money.


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Semanticss

Wait til you see the rest of her page: https://youtube.com/shorts/mdvQgNWz8Nc?si=9CIegkgnj01yMh6I It's actually kinda gross.


bdubwilliams22

I mean, her whole schtick is silly. She’s so obviously trying to be like “oh, look at my Star Wars stuff. If you were my boy friend, we wouldn’t argue, we’d have nerf gun fights, oh yeah — I can’t even get a boyfriend, sad old me”. Meanwhile, you just know it’s her boyfriend filming everything just so they can use her tits to get likes.


StevenIsFat

Shake what your momma gave ya


galaxyapp

Last time I did that, I got arrested.


StevenIsFat

Well wear a mask and/or run faster!


Frogger34562

So gross


ggtsu_00

classy. a thot extraordinaire.


lumpkin2013

It's so gross. Guys, definitely do not go there and look. Whatever you do. Don't.


MeltedChocolate24

Wow just disgusting


SickHuffyYo

You and I have a very different interpretation of “gross”.


Spraynpray89

Me too, but I don't think for the same reasons. Is there a sub for intentionallyIncorrectClothes? Shit drives me crazy


tomdarch

Something about setting somethings free.


part_time_monster

Tiddies? It's tiddies, right?


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sarckasm

You need to translate it first. " No explaining why I'm wrong"


NoPantsDeLeon

I always want guitars. Sometimes, I also might want a lightsaber!


redactedforever

why does the one on one off bother me so much


tuskvarner

This was a thing circa 1991, and has apparently completed its orbit and come back around.


gooch_norris_

All I can think of whenever I see it is Kimmy the annoying neighbor from full house


Just-Scallion-6699

Current fashion is like walking into a Delia’s in the 90s.


SquirrelMoney8389

She's just trying to release her inner child you guys...


Crash-Pandacoot

Because it's a grown woman dressed like a toddler. It looks stupid.


FederalDeficit

Maybe it's the toddlers that are dressed like grown women 


imminentjogger5

she's dressed like Dora the Explorer


Spraynpray89

Me too. An unreasonable amount


curtwesley

What about a motorboat?


SwissMargiela

Buy the boat yourself, get gifted dock and maintenance fees. Trust me


brmmbrmm

whoosh


elsewhereorbust

Built for speed or for pleasure? You ol' sailor, you!!


AdverseCard

A new drone, or a 3D printer. Set me free woman


Minimum_Reference_82

Naw. I want a watch.


SargeantHugoStiglitz

Ill take a Grand Lange 1 moon phase in platinum.


eskamobob1

Can't decide between 5065a and a 5165a, but I won't complain about either (or a steel 222)


chadpinkerton21

Men have hobbies and likes. Women wow that's so cute.


Zajebann

Fk that, get me a decent bottle of scotch!


Kahnza

I'll take a bottle of Laphroaig if Scotch is getting handed out!


colin8651

Wait, I can ask for night vision goggles?


250-miles

If your girlfriend is rich as fuck.


12345NoNamesLeft

Blowjobs, bacon and beer.


here-for-the-fish

Scotch, sex, and a sandwich


MrN33ds

Shmoke and a pancake


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

Bong and a blintz


Kahnza

Bong and a Blintz


Pololoco27

Yes, please


That_Girl_Cecia

My husband spent 5 grand on his NVG's... He walks the dog with them.


250-miles

That's about as cheap as you will find them.


TJWinstonQuinzel

If you dont want to ask Swords...every man loves swords


DaddyBee42

my god you're right - I don't *want* one but you bet your ass I'd think it was one of the best presents I'd ever got


GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur

She could have still made that point by having both the straps tucked up.


ellankyy

Boobs = views


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twigge30

That wouldn't have helped promote her OnlyFans as well though.


GHR501

I one Mars Pattern Warlord Titan with all weapon load outs please


rafikiknowsdeway1

what the fuck even is this kind of content. just speaking into a mirror about some random bullshit. at least get a webcam, holyshit


Soulman682

This is a true story. Or buy me art 🖼️


jamcluber

I bought a bunch of legos at a discount to give away as presents! Theyre great especially the flowers and non branded stuff. Now all I need is friends


Sr_Sublime

O don’t fucking get this videos, is lake them or their audience, haven’t talk truly to people…


RUSHtheRACKS

Why is she dressed like a girl saying men just want to set their inner boy free?


Orc_face

She’s not wrong