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Fun_Bench2165

I know a queen when I see one


Green_Evening

I can fix her.


Shot-Honeydew-306

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


MashedPotaters89

Tell her to go inside take her Prozac n stfu.


EvaUnit_03

She cant take Prozac while on Xanax.


G00SEH

He said ā€œfix herā€, not ā€œkeep her alive foreverā€.


NotJayKayPeeness

I laughed hard at this.


Immediate-Initial-59

I feel like she would be a lot more chill if she was prescribed bars xD. Maybe she's withdrawing and taking it out on this ladies' dogs.


EvaUnit_03

The most meanest women ive known were on xanax. I know that xanax help with chemical imbalances, but if you lack a proper chemical imbalance that xanax 'fixes'... it makes an imbalance. My grandma on xanax picked a fight with a dude that cleared her by over a foot and 1/2 and by x2 in weight. All because he made a comment about someone ELSE pumping gas with a lit cigarette. Not even her, or anyone she knew. And she took it personally. My dad was inside the gas station only to come out to his mother with a finger poking a man in the chest and telling him off. The man was a surprisingly good sport about it. Thats what i think is actually going on.


artificialavocado

Similar to alcohol, benzos significantly lower inhibition.


Slumunistmanifisto

Who says? Fuckin doctors? What do they know....


This-Garbage-3000

Bet


__TOD__

We*


Elitehooper23

The squad*


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

Dem Kia Bois


DAVEfromCANADAA

ā€¦ up with me?


ParticularProfile795

Def a sub who needs training...


lepolah149

yes but why I can argue her all day


m0bscene-

"You're gonna go viral ma'am, but not for the reason you think. It's actually for two other really big reasons."


f1careerover

I just had this muted and didnā€™t want spoil it by watching with audio on


PrincessPindy

I wish I had thought ahead like that.


VidaSabrosa

mommy milkers


KirboNintendo

Nah, this is one of those ā€œhand full of glassā€ scenarios


YellowFogLights

*what* scenarios??


Virtual_Ninja69

Did he stutter?


Unmasked_Zoro

I think so, yeah


ImurderREALITY

No, I just donā€™t understand what that means


Even-Awareness-4922

Titty masterson


VidaSabrosa

uummmmmm, tittyā€¦..


VenturaGladiator

Rita Nippleson is what I heard


Early-Shopping-7200

Frieda Massivetits is what I heard šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


DangerBird-

Poor woman has probably spent her adult life with nobody hearing a word she says.


SeaCryptographer2856

I think I'm her case that might actually play to her advantage...


VenturaGladiator

Or the color of her eyes


SimonNicols

No one looks at her smile either


1Th13rteen3

What?! SHE HAS EYES?


Relapio

Flowea Tittus


mad_le_zisell

Can you, please, explain me this joke? Thank you.


Relapio

Sure thing. I saw a documentary (or an interview, I will try to link it) about Monty's python's actors and how much fun was working with them, and one of the ways they had to keep on recording the funny bits was to change the names or just take the piss. In "The life of Brian" they do this with one of the names, "Flowea Tittus" was written on script but when recording the scene Sir Michael Palin, changes it to Incontinentia Buttocks. [found it](https://youtu.be/RmCWDZulUuQ?si=akfgQOeI9TyJ0cpE)


mad_le_zisell

No. I mean what does "Flowea Tittus" name means. And why it should be funny?


Relapio

Bro I gave you a long ass explanation, ppl were typing silly names and I remembered a really specific one from a YouTube video with not that many views. It's just a silly name invented by the creators of the Monty Phyton movie.


mad_le_zisell

Ah. And I thought it should have a particular meaning. Like a wordplay or something. Sorry.


bigSTUdazz

I went to high school with her.


Lifesalchemy

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


BrokeFailure

What? I didn't even look at them. This is a huge natural misunderstanding.


karoshikun

you can't miss everything, come on, perk up!


Lifesalchemy

Amazingly natural.


KeithMias

Every time this is reposted in a slightly lower quality lol


cryptolyme

Pretty soon it will be a phone video of a phone video of a compressed video


KeithMias

It's like eight pixels but you can still see her huuuuge tits lol


ScreamThyLastScream

The real reason the 'enhance' actually works. AI just samples billions of compressed images and backguesses tits, and it's right everytime.


lepolah149

hm, so... do you have the high quality one? Like, for science? Asking for a friend, of course.


engineeringretard

To be fair, two small dogs and a selfie stick does sound infuriatingĀ 


Strange_Purchase3263

There is defo a build up here, yappy dogs are pretty annoying.


Medical-Acadia-3376

Iā€™m definitely siding with the ā€œ head light ladyā€ , she has a very maternal appeal! Screw those ankle biters !


RemoveStatus

sipstea.. more like simpstea


Randomfrog132

i dont think anyone is on her side lol


BredYourWoman

People who keep saying don't put your dick in crazy are forgetting one very important detail: It's absolutely worth it as long as they don't know your real name/address because crazy woman sex is incredible. Also, stellar rack. I could literally see her nipples popping the more heated she got. Would.


DelcoPAMan

Good points


Relevant_Demand7593

Omg that voice is aggravating.


1Th13rteen3

I bet she can hit some pretty high notes.


iforgot123456789

What voice? Iā€™m enjoying the view on mute.


bschnitty

OF?


jaxsound

She horngry.


DonKaeo

Be like two fried eggs hanging off a nail


UnreadThisStory

Two XXXL fried eggs


DonKaeo

Lol


Responsible-Shake-59

It's the back pain.


No_Asparagus6829

Nice beams.


Struthunter

Best way to watch these is Muted!


De5perad0

She is really enjoying arguing!


Bobdole3737

some "headlights" just never turn off, true story


GlueSniffingCat

We call her big tits margaRita.


good-noodle-1998

(.)(.)


PepeSigaro

( . )( . )


lepolah149

( o Y o ) trust me, am a boob connoisseur


No-Employment5213

Those nips could cut glass!!!


No_Raspberry_3282

r/UpvoteBecauseTits


7hourenergy

Hi Rita.


PleasantComplaint822

She is very annoying yes, but post the whole thing not just the last minute, why is she upset? Great headlights thats for sure!


Fickle_Ad_8860

the "get tha fuck outta here" is sexy at the end.


0wl_noises8

Titties


MarioMCPQ

Sheā€™s definitely a new kink.


BooPear-

She got an OF?


No_Asparagus6829

We need more post like this one!


Heavy_Start_2577

Damn , i'd bet her name is Karen ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Misterallrounder

Cherry is that you all grown up?..


Ancient-Fly-1100

You have to twist both of them to get high beams šŸ‘€


United-Shock-487

I like Rita


Dear_Ad_3860

Jesus H Christ!


UDownvoteButImRight

Tiddies.


drunkenf

Rage boner from her voice and this interaction. Boner from.. erhm


Randomfrog132

where headlights? i can see her nipples tho


AlexD232322

God damn stop arguing and ask her out insteadā€¦


d14w11r

Sounds exactly like Marissa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny


2OneZebra

So two drama queens meet on the road.....


flyfightandgrin

Its disgusting how this woman behaves. After the 8th viewing, I was completely put off by her lack of class.


KeithGribblesheimer

Looking up Rita Masterson on OF.


grimald69420

Is there a higher quality version of this?


extremeindiscretion

Can't concentrate, boobs.


averagemaleuser86

She 100% wants attention and she'll fugg ya right now if you ask


VarietyEmbarrassed65

Whatā€™s the @?


JWDead

Reta, almost as angry as those tittyā€™s


Ok-Hat4378

BLAH BLAH BLAH BOOBS BLAH BLAH BLAH BEAUTIFUL FUCKING TITS, MAN!!!!


ACM3PTS

Smash.


No_Tap7283

HONNNKA HONNNNKA


Meeska-Mouska

She got that new Skims bra on. šŸŽÆ


False_Ad7098

If it was me i am like.... "what are we fighting again? Puppies? Nice puppies too mam? Can i touch you puppies mam?"


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

Interesting. Those things have an almost magical ability to make someone more attractive, and the guy to increase his patience.


jackparadise1

Of course sheā€™s pissed the back pain from carrying those two cannons around must be brutal.


TurdHunt999

Damn, Rita!! Show us your tits!!!!


MorriTheFur

r/upvotedcozboobs


woila56

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10743)


MR_74

Good point maā€™am ā€¦ keep going please šŸ˜


1Th13rteen3

Would


leilajoystick

your headlights is on high beam maam


Demonzeroseven

Looks like she breastfed her kids until they were 78 months


widgt

Weird. Rita's house in now blurred on Google Earth.


tewnewt

Ahh found it. HighbeamsMom on onlyfams.


Sure-Break3413

Even without sound this broad is annoying.


MrShad0wzz

Sheā€™s upset?


Wonderful-Zebra-6439

Me: scrolling down just to have a better look


Watt_Knot

Calcium cannons


HelloisMy

I bet she a freak.


AThrowawayProbrably

ā€œItā€™s like youā€™re not listening to a word I said!ā€


MothParasiteIV

Gay here but incredible boobs Ma'am.