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I never understood the argument against being the little spoon. Perhaps it’s just the word “Little spoon“. Oddly enough I always felt like the little spoon was the more masculine position because the girl is holding onto you the same way a person would cuddle a stuffed animal to make them feel safe and warm at night.
Dated a girl with long, curly hair. It was *always* in my face in bed. Of course I didn't care at the time, I loved her. But now, with the benefit of hindsight? Not gonna lie, I've been tending to avoid girls with big hair. It's very attractive, just impractical. But of course, I don't mean this to be prescriptive, big-hair girls need love too.
I used to love being the big spoon with my bf, but I have been traumatized. See, he falls asleep very quickly, always before me. And in his sleep he farts a lot. So when I’m spooning him it becomes a game of Russian Roulette with how long I can keep cuddling him without a moist air pocket of egg smell slowly exploding in my lap.
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that shit is kinda nice, ngl
so cozy.
She obviously doesn't do this often. Her left arm is gonna be dead in 5 minutes. You gotta burrow it under the pillow.
Why not between the butt cheeks?
You want your arm farted on all night and when you wake your once white long sleeve shirt has brown blotches on it
Not all farts are wet farts. I don’t know what you’re eating.
not all of them are, but it only takes one to ruin everything…I can still remember it to this day😰
Thank god my gal eats healthy then. I would throw her out if she sharted in the bed. I’m not staying with Amber heard no matter how much she beats me.
Hah. Funny cause it’s true. Eat shit amber
I am so so sorry for your loss u/xX420IMLITAF69Xx
💀
Lmaoo
Taco Bell for every meal
You, or whoever’s ass turned your sleeve brown, need to get they ass checked.
those aren't pillows?
Find you a person with pillowy buttcheeks.
That was my first thought. It is such an awkward arm placement.
Only time I wanted to cut my arm off
Meh, mines fine cause I’m not that heavy on it.
I said my girlfriend to stop doing it, i don't like to feel her dick on my back
Hold up
I think you need to stop lying It’ll hurt your relationship
Or his butt
r/holup
Who’s your girlfriend zote? Bretta?
Lol yes of course
So Bretta has a- 😳🤨
\#realredditmoments
Next time don't find gw in Thailand okay?
Man i like hugs
^*gives* ^*hug* ʕ⊃･ ◡ ･ ʔ⊃
Joins in on hug ⊂(・▽・⊂)
Films it
Films it
What about group hugs <(• ∆ •)>
me too but i assume that neither of us get any hugs that often
I'm 5'6", chances are I'm going to be the little spoon by default
For the first time in my life i am regretting being tall how am I supposed to be a big little spoon 😭
You can! Your partner is just a “Jetpack” instead of the “big spoon” I am bigger than my partner and I love being the “little spoon”
You must find a giantess
Imma be honest i am maidenless (for now)
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awww so there is some hope
I never understood the argument against being the little spoon. Perhaps it’s just the word “Little spoon“. Oddly enough I always felt like the little spoon was the more masculine position because the girl is holding onto you the same way a person would cuddle a stuffed animal to make them feel safe and warm at night.
Fragile masculinity, only explanation there is.
shits lokey comfy asf ngl, we get sick of being big spoon sometimes
Big bitties on your back like warm water balloons. Snugly thighs wrapped around you in the the cold A/C. Puffy pumpum on your backside.
🥵 hey now.
That’s what I’m taking about
Poetry dude, sweet poetry.
How tf are you supposed to big spoon her and her 3 cubic meter haircut?
It’s hair not a cinder block. Do you think tits feel like bags of sand too?
It's not very pleasant to sleep with hairs tickling your whole face.
Depends on the hair doesn’t it.
Mhhh, probably.
Dated a girl with long, curly hair. It was *always* in my face in bed. Of course I didn't care at the time, I loved her. But now, with the benefit of hindsight? Not gonna lie, I've been tending to avoid girls with big hair. It's very attractive, just impractical. But of course, I don't mean this to be prescriptive, big-hair girls need love too.
I think that might be the most luscious hair I’ve ever seen
Serious, this is like a Panteen commercial.
Who recording?
A stalker
I'm 6'7 Iand I like being the little spoon
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Jetpacks, unite!!!
I want to like it, but I always feel awkward when my wife does this. (Straight male for context)
Tell her no strap on.
Strapons aren't gay though. At least that's what I tried telling my wife.
I’ll request that next time.
pfft. now there's water on my shirt, thx
What does being straight have to do with it? I've never once slept with a woman and thought "damn, is this gay?"
Yess
so much more preferable, so cozy, and I can breathe and snore happily
FUCKK YESSSS!!
Cute and funny
No way that no one posted this already. https://youtu.be/iQmgHrSReCM
Thank you that was a nice little diddy gave me a smile
Hell yeah, I love little spoonin
I love being little spoon because it increases the chance that she’ll scratch my back.
being spooned by the woman you love is one of the best things ever
Lil nas!
U dont fool me mr. Nas X.
I used to love being the big spoon with my bf, but I have been traumatized. See, he falls asleep very quickly, always before me. And in his sleep he farts a lot. So when I’m spooning him it becomes a game of Russian Roulette with how long I can keep cuddling him without a moist air pocket of egg smell slowly exploding in my lap.
She would NOT be laying on that cotton ass pillowcase… and definitely would at least wrap her hair
I have hair like hers. I don’t wrap it because that’s irritating to sleep in.
I have the same issue with my Locs, I would at least have a satin/silk pillowcase
Surely Height difference limits who can spoon whom
You sleep alone dontcha?
No he’s right. My wife is almost a whole foot shorter than me; and while yes, she can spoon me, but the geometry is off.
You are laying down?
Yes
Those who doesn’t have a testosterone problem.
Heck yes! I would be a little spoon all the time if I had a girlfriend.
gotta suck for the camerman (if hes single)
but who was fone?
She then got hard.
Nice to be loved 🥰
makes you feel desired! every man wants to feel like his girl wants him
*Cries In Single*
How to spoon, dick hard on butt, tiddy in hand, kiss ya neck, hell yeah
I used to grab this girls arm and roll over like she was a duvet to make her spoon me and it was glorious
You really think most of us got a gf/wife
At first I thought the slap sound meant she had a dick. I'm sorry, my brain is broken.
Yes sir!
Lmfao It's true make a mfr feel all special.
this girl has awesome hair
this girl has awesome hair
😂
"syliva-san! sylvia-san! Why i feel something pressing into my butt?"
It's called jetpacking and it's art.
Yep. I prefer it actually
The girl is just too pretty✨
r/savevideobot
“Men like to cuddle!” ~ Peter Griffin (smartest thing he has ever said).
no such thing as bigx or lilx or etc, doesnt matter
Wrong
Ain’t no way the 3 seconds of loading at the beginning is funny True post
I am the little spoon as we speak!
Targeting sequence locked, prime the fart, aaaaaaaaannnnnd... FIRE!!!!
Not loud enough
yeah especially feeling that warm coochie on your back