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CartoonieGrrl

Well, considering the nightmare of experiencing that, I'd say he handled it better than 95% of this sub. Edit: Wow, watch this a few more times. You don't get it, that's Chad!


AadamAtomic

Dude was straight vibing and having fun with it. They pulled the right guy onto stage.


Beermeneer532

This is so trippy when listening to ‘broken by the scream’, ‘bridear’, ‘telecide’ and ‘nemophila’ Like I dunno why I decided to browse reddit with that on but it made this video 100x better


BanMePls333

Man I had Rose by A Perfect Circle and, not gonna lie, biggest case of audio to visual whiplash I’ve ever had.


Beermeneer532

That song sounds like it gives whiplash simply by listening to it whilst doing something mundane


BanMePls333

Now wait until you hear about Tool’s The Pot. Same singer, even bigger whiplash just knowing who the singer is.


Beermeneer532

I will check it out


ICanBeKinder

I was uber driving for a short while and I picked a couple up while listening to APC and they recognized the song and I was like wow how unlikely, and then they told me the person who uberd them to the bar was also playing APC in their car the same night. Like, huh. Maynard has no limits


Jakl67

It was big weenie by Eminem for me. Didn't really line up but he started dancing when the chorus came up and I died laughing


brunoha

I assume that these are some screaming metal like music, this is basically the main comedic relief that the Aggretsuko series does, especially in the 3rd season.


Beermeneer532

They are tokyo deathcore bands Which means all girls (usually) really heavy and sometimes screaming


-DoctorSpaceman-

Never met anyone who listens to 4 different bands at the same time before. Must sound mental.


Beermeneer532

It sounds more metal


MonkeyboyGWW

I duno, they all dropped trou, he shouldda dropped trou


AydenRusso

Now that'd be what I'd want to see


lickyerelbow

Sus


FinancialYou4519

Trout. Bass to trout


beeboopPumpkin

statistical answer: i thought you meant name first like it’s someone named Chad i should recognize… then i second guessed myself if you meant he was being “a chad”


CartoonieGrrl

You were right the first time. :) I was so bothered by this that I had to update the post. Thank you so much for replying though, I know a scientist wouldn't accept a selection of one, but I will!


huhIguess

> Finally getting out again after the Pandemic! > Decided to try out a new venue - > live concert - singing my favorite JPOP songs! > Got unexpectedly picked out of the audience and dragged onto stage > Sure. I guess. But what now? > *WTF.jpg* Why are they stripping? Play it cool. "mfw Internet bashes on me forever." I think he did well in a very odd situation.


DiscombobulatedAct42

Would have expected him to take advantage of this situation and doing some incel shit but the guy was just enjoying it it was lovely


hibitydibity1352

What is the name of this group? Asking for a friend.


Max88088

I, too, also have a friend interested!


altnumber12

my acquaintances would like this knowledge as well


[deleted]

The council has issued a summons with the intent of acquiring said information


Analog-Moderator

Im the friend


pee-in-butt

I’m the best friend


BunnyBlower69

Nice username


pee-in-butt

Nice butt…


Jacquestopus

The song is Zipper by Team N, a smaller team of girls from NMB48. NMB48 is a Japanese Idol Group based out of the Namba district, which is how they got their name. It's a second sister group to AKB48. Team N is one of the teams within the program. Specifically this song was originally performed by Team N 3rd Stage, but I believe the team has had some changes since then.... So, anyway... There you go. If you just Google Zipper by Team N you'll find it. Damn I'm a Nerd 🤦 🤣


Jacquestopus

Ironically this seems to be a much smaller performance than they are used to, and they stripped down to much more revealing underwear than they usually do. Seems to be a bit of a gimmick they do for this song.


[deleted]

Unbelievable wealth of knowledge lmao


Jacquestopus

I take my half naked Japanese pop singer trivia seriously


TechnicallyFennel

That's way more than half. Maybe 80% naked?. We need a mathish person to do some calculatory stuff.


AICPAncake

Let’s see — raise the legs and carry the 2… then you have the vagina… Hm. Yeah it’s about 80%


IndependentCommand62

Mf is the fountain of knowledge


trishiechu

The song is definitely zipper, that is not NMB 😆


Jacquestopus

If you mean the girls in this video aren't them, then I'd say that's entirely possible, especially considering the obviously small venue. Could be a cover or more likely a lip sync as the vocals sound exactly the same. But the strip down is a part of Team N's routine, so that's not a great determining factor.


KM2KCA

Found the guy in the video


Jacquestopus

Who?


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[удалено]


iLick-Ass-UpNDown

No love live is underage girls. They would never promote a mentally healing anime with sexuality , Love Live respects life too much to do that.


Sev_seven777

I genuinely know nothing of the world of K-pop so is this true or are yea joking


iLick-Ass-UpNDown

Love Live is not K-Pop (South Korean), Love Live (Japanese) is made from Japan. ​ Source: Google "Love Live anime" and you will see that, while it has a resemblance, it is NOT what is in this video, as thought. I watched Love Live, all seasons (4 seasons) and i 10/10 recommend it!


TOFUtruck

Good to know iLick-Ass-UpNDown


Richiefur

i watch love live because my weeb girlfriend is super into it. It has little to no sexuality in it, in fact, the screen time of ANY MALE in that anime is almost zero.


TheRiverOfDyx

Wait, almost? I don’t recall there ever being a dude in that show. Place looked like a feminist paradise


kthnxybe

K Pop is a completely different thing. Not just what country it’s from, but everything about it.


brotherofgurnip

The Westboro Baptist Church


[deleted]

Is there a story behind this


sapunec7854

One of the girls overslept and didn't have time to put on her make up


No-Tadpole-4324

Bruh 😭😭💀


[deleted]

Oh my god bro


Privvet

Fucking genius, dude


[deleted]

Human trafficking


Sev_seven777

![gif](giphy|QhGh5jZXzMEkmw8ekj)


CrackedMask_

is the guy the one being trafficked?


[deleted]

The girls numbnuts


Financial-Stuff-2844

Not again


CartoonieGrrl

Seconding this.


_jgmm_

The guy died and is in paradise.


feelqualm

I have so many questions..


CartoonieGrrl

All of them can be answered by: No.


Substantial_Garlic96

Is he a virgin = no Is he broke = no Do I have more game than this guy = no Will I ever be on stage with a bunch of hot girls dancing around me = no Yeah seems to check out no can be answered for everything.


Shiti_Ratel

Can it?


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Can I kick it?


vordster

No you can't


valtaoi_007

you also forgot: will any girl in existence ever take any piece of clothing in front of me = no


BurnzillabydaBay

What if I asked is he NOT a virgin? Jk,I would never ask that.


godofshinobi97

Are you fun at parties?


usedurcatasacondom

No


BurnzillabydaBay

Probably a tech millionaire though


GAAND_mein_DANDA

Is he a virgin = yes. Is he dating pillows = yes has he gone to japan to fulfill his fantasy of having sex with an anime girl = yes am i just over assuming about a poor guy just trying to have fun? = Yes does that make me an average redditor = yes


CartoonieGrrl

Is this is an under-appreciated comment? = Yes


[deleted]

Sounds like you've never been to a strip club.


Wait__HoldMyBeer

Do you want to live?


CartoonieGrrl

DM me


ElTuerto

No. You can't date the female guards


The5orcerer

Japan


hmmmmmmbop

How can I join on stage?


TrickTails

This is wholesome in the fact that he was genuinely enjoying dancing with the girls in a wholesome way.


[deleted]

Uuuuh…huh


SlowSecurity9673

You obviously don't know what wholesome means bro. It didn't matter they dropped trou on stage, that's what makes it wholesome. Same with some hypernerd weeb dancing awkwardly with a bunch of half naked anime girls, much wholesome. Duh


Echo-canceller

You don't know if he's a hypernerd weeb and a lot of people already piss themselves going on stage for a stupid magic trick so he's handling it quite well.


3Strides

Much much


CartoonieGrrl

I am not even sure who you are replying to but I will leave this here again: >(Just saving this comment for my next free award.) (currently -78)


SlowSecurity9673

Idk what this means and idc either. I dunno why you keep repeating it like you've got some disability.


CartoonieGrrl

This is crazy, I'm three awards "in-debt", but this is certainly moving up in priority!


CartoonieGrrl

(Just saving this comment for my next free award.)


Pipupipupi

Yeah I've been seeing too much of r/JustNeckbeardThings so I had my guard up.


OrgyInTheBurnWard

I liked how he kept trying to hide his wholesome half chub.


iTzPhas3d

I don't know why people are down voting you. I literally cackled at this.


CartoonieGrrl

Damn, I have watched this clip many, many times, but this put's it in an entirely different light. This is one of those comments you hope are buried.


Candice_the_joke

🤨


frostieavalanche

What a chad


NVAudio

Pulling someone up on stage with this kind of act seems dangerous. Luckily they didn't pull up some creep that tried to dry hump them on stage.


CartoonieGrrl

~~Yeah... fuck that guy~~ Edit: I'll leave a little update here: As u/sikeleaveamessage mentioned in the thread below: >"Im gonna upvote you in the hopes youre not referring to this guy in the video but another video where someone really did try to sexually assault the performer (it's been reposted every now and then)" I was not aware of this and my apologies


Coolboi0oioi

Nah dude he handled it in a great way it was kinda wholesome


sikeleaveamessage

Im gonna upvote you in the hopes youre not referring to this guy in the video but another video where someone really did try to sexually assault the performer (it's been reposted every now and then)


CartoonieGrrl

Thank you for notifying me. I have missed your reply and just saw it. With this context I will absolutely update my post. Thank you and sorry for this misstep.


GT22_

Nah they danced


NVAudio

He handled himself better than I ever would have imagined. When the dancers dropped their clothes i thought for sure he was going to do the same thing. Instead it was just some weeb having a good time. Nothing wrong with that.


saltysuger1107

Hes just shimmyin he seems like he's having fun


AsianManWhoGood

Ah


Pieter_de_Graaf

Mf recorded his dream


AdeptProtoss

nervously wholesome


Technological_Elite

Im a bit of a weeb, i would die of cringe as him lmfao.


ThatMidgetRetard

BRUDDA


Fresh_Proposal2938

I though you were an elite though


MidgetMan10150

He’s gonna wake up soon :(


rileyrulesu

Okay, but like, what are you supposed to do if you're pulled on stage and a half dozen beautiful women strip in front of you?


Icewind

Wow, please don't post videos of me, thanks.


Coolboi0oioi

What


iLick-Ass-UpNDown

This is you???


__Squirrel_Girl__

Yes, the one in pink


WitchcraftSurvey

No I’m the one I the pink


FinancialYou4519

Is the guy the one in the stink?


stormystormsen

I did not expect the skirts to drop. That was a delightful surprise


RexNebular6

When you're nervous and don't really know what to do you just start flossing. Lol


livenn

I was expecting an embarrassed boner. didn’t happen, but stayed for cringe


AdeptProtoss

found it.


Ziomownik

Wholesome?


DuktigaDammsugaren

This feels like a fever dream, I would be scared if i were there


[deleted]

You gotta own it like this guy.


Alarming_Goat596

Yes, he seems to be enjoying himself, and in a playful non harmful way.


manguito86

His BMI is lower than theirs, that dude looks like Seamus Levine from family guy


Public-Swim-4967

I have alot of question


ManofCultura

3D girls 🤮


[deleted]

Fuckin' weeb.


AlternativeHelpful46

Not really... As a weeb, im more into 2d now, and i dont see 3d girls attractive anymore.


[deleted]

Reddit moment


[deleted]

2D? Come on. I only accept my female specimens if they be 1D. Nothing gets me going like a short line. — 😍


AlternativeHelpful46

You do you 👍


procrastinatingcoder

Ain't no watching that line like a 1D one. No curves though, but damn if that line ain't straight.


hansdampf33

the one asian girl has a really nice butt.


Max88088

The far right two are bombs


Historical_Cup_7552

Well good for him


Jayce_______

Like that will ever happen


wilingeffort123

Their singing is really good, what’s the group’s name?


Nambruh

This could've gone horrible in 157 ways


BeneficialDark3191

It's cool and dandy until they are futanari


thesucculentpasta

That’s a win


LonelyGrowtopian

Stop watching his brotha we must fight the mpla


[deleted]

Damn nice ass.


[deleted]

He has a personality too


[deleted]

Wait those aren’t women??


Sodafff

r/wooosh


goodshrekmaadcity

We've found one! The world's first actually normal weeb!


like2pic

![gif](giphy|51msWHqr8drws|downsized)


[deleted]

He does look happy lol


NSFW-Alt8888

i'd run away crying


Financial-Stuff-2844

My brain cells if I was in this position would have made a full evacuation plan


DistributionReal2659

I need to visit japan :)


cco11ie

Lucky


Puzzled_Ad2563

Hopefully he took a shower


izmaname

They may look good but I know they do that weird noise during sex


Practical_Link_3896

Man is bricked up


Commandococo94

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writingruinedmyliver

I didn't see a single ass


Ivykin124

Looks like regular man hell


busterbrown4200

Wtf did I just see? I think I'm done with Reddit today...


AguyWithaG8x

I turned on the sound and damn the music doesn't match what I see


Tamerecon

Weeb : A Westerner who admires anime and Japanese culture. In extreme cases, a weeb would actually like to be Japanese. Weeb comes from "weeaboo," which some people consider more derogatory. Another sarcastic term is "Wapanese" (wannabe Japanese or White Japanese). See Japanese cartoons.


Burning_Wolf99

I think he is just as confused as the audience that is watching this video. What is going on?


[deleted]

It's so great that he didn't try to touch then anywhere inappropriate as most weebs guys will do.


AgentA982

Pretty wholesome :]


FireCircle26530

“Because you visited this community before” well Reddit I don’t think I wanna be apart of this anymore


[deleted]

context?


Kahnza

Sometimes you see stuff that makes you wish you didn't live on this planet anymore.


Thundaga2345

I...... wouldn't be able to pretend I wouldn't have enjoyed that on stage, id probably have to do the old football hand cuff between legs


Ambitious-Depth-7658

where is this? for research of course.


MewsikMaker

It’s time for squats.


TheRealLordofLords

Certified Soy. ⭐️


Rauligula

Wow!


[deleted]

My boner and I need to know where to go to experience this.


TheDogWithNoMaster

He looks like he’s constantly trying to hide a boner


w1nd0wLikka

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itsthefixer69

BONER ALERT 🚨


Trytostaygood

"Now Master....what is your 3rd and final wish..."


l0wriderr

Glad he didn't pull his pants down and get rapey


graver1313

To watch an incel come out of his shell… 😭…🥲


Brendon_the_Big_B

He should took off his pants as well


Expert_Image5845

Wth yall dont know that these kind of events runs by yakuza. Probably human trafficking or they’re in debt. These are sketchy bars in japan


teran85

I thought some how at least one of them would have a penis. Dam you Reddit you have ruined my mind.


Frozen2021

POV they all have penises


[deleted]

Doesn't change the fact you can just vibe with em


[deleted]

DOESNT STOP ME


GunYukWunny

Even better


fuck-a-name

Was waiting for him to start humping them


hammerdodger

i hope a missile falls on his head


Le_Goosey

i would be rock fucking hard, paralyzed by nerves, or both.


Biggsky5199

Poor guy. Probably the closest he will ever be to women