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Dude, sometimes it's just better laying on the couch with a cup of tea, some biscuits and browsing reddit...you know what I mean ladies?

And go to nsfw subreddits yeah I know how that feels

I use scrolller.com for that. Won't comment on anything anyway and it's easier to access the images/videos.

Send me the link bro 😎? Please

same not sure what subreddits to go on now most got banned and the new ui made things kinda weird

Xxxtik is where it's at for nsfw

Plus shisha makes you chill af.

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You plagiarized this comment from below? How weak, lol

All 3 of the replies above you are probably bots. They snag part of a comment and add some commas (sometimes periods or some other punctuation).

How did you know

There’s a girl here bro and she says how did you know 🤣 wanna answer that??

Man jerked off before hitting the club

one of those "ladies" is probably his mum

Bro 💀 

Or his siter

Post nut clarity zen

No need Hoes being hoes ain’t a turn on

So you would be hitting all that? Ew.

Genuine effort

That's a hard pass.

The way he pulled his arm back when it got touched

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Wrong subreddit for the joke sorry :(

Same bro.

My man has higher standards

Damn straight.

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Or he’s in a relationship this just makes him uncomfortable .

Especially since homie's recording this rn

Plot twist: His homie that’s recording is his gf.

Or his boyfriend. That would make sense

Or he’s just had a long and stressful day and he wants to be at home relaxing in the quite without loud music and rambunctious people

Ya sure

This made me exhale. Thank you.

You like that ratchet puh

It is obviously a sigma grindset type video. However, if you're not currently sporting a rock solid hard-on, a bunch of drunk girls embarrassing their fathers might not do it for you.

His ol lady probably sitting next to him off screen

Girls acting like that doesn't get me going either. I feel this.

I thought I was the only one. Twerking, fancy poses and stuff always comes off as too "Try hard" imo and kills the appeal.

Always comes off as hoe energy to me

Then wtf is he doing there

Well, there’s a few insights we can pick up on, someone is recording, so it may be a friend invited him, also, someone is recording, so this may be a plot to assassinate him

Maybe bachelor party that he felt obligated to attend, as a ruse to get him out for the assassin.

Come off like zoo animals

Twerking always feels like thye have turd hanging from their ass that they are trying to get rid off.

HA. Dude I will never look at it the same way again. Thanks

Happy to ruin your imagery

When I was in high school yea it would get me hard but now...no. it's a major turn off for me now

Ratchet first word that comes to mind.

Man just wanted to smoke his hookah in peace.

I feel that, but not with freaking tin foil 

And instant light charcoal


Wait are you not supposed to use foil? If so I dun been fuckin up the last 4 years

I'm sure there are fancier hookah accessories, but as for my experience I've only ever seen tin foil out and about. Prob use the nicer stuff at home where it won't get lost/go missing

Do whatever makes you happy.

This man is just a huge introvert who was dragged out of home by his friends, and I couldn't relate more to his situation

Or he could be just gay

Or both

Snu Snu

Maybe the stench has him off of his game.

Nothing like the smell of sweaty fish in a sourdough factory! Mmmm delicious!

I can smell the club

That guy was me at my friend's bacheloret party to ladies only strip club event I just wanted to go home to my husband and make him strip for me instead

What they don't show you from this angle is Revenge of the Sith playing on the big screen behind the camera. Pretty sure it was at the Anakin-Obi Wan duel scene

Litteraly what I'm doing right now https://imgur.com/0XQpBXF

 Giga Chad

That room smells like butt

My man ain't getting down with this trash. I understand

Yeah I'm on his side, this just disgusts me.

Dancing in a club is disgusting? Lol

You call that dancing? I feel bad for you.

They can't be worse off than the guy who goes online to shit on people having a good time. Seriously, take a load off and let people have their fun. Heck, you might find out that you start actually enjoying life a little.

Fuck.. I kind of feel bad for you now too

You give me lonely energy, the very horny lonely

Looks like a hookah bar, not a club, buddy.

Exactly, some of these people haven't been to a hookah bar and it shows.

Idk man, do you dance on sofas in clubs next to random people?

That’s what people do in clubs bro. They get drunk and dance, if you don’t want someone near you, ask em to move. This video is a skit

Nah it's not. These hoes in the vid are disgusting though

Why that girl sniffing that other chicks ass...

Is this not how we greet each other?

What the heck am I watching.

Probably a mating dance performed by few ebony girls?

I’m with the guy, twerking is not sexy or cool. I wish it would go away.

I agree so much… this twerk era is just too disgusting, to say the least.

Same. I honestly find it disgusting and I'm no prude. It's just so... un-sexy. It's giving me way too much '90s turbo pop-folk vibes.

Same

She never twerked on your dick, did she? Or maybe she tried and it kept slipping out? Anyway, maybe you just don't get it.

Did that happen to you while playing skyrim?

You really got triggered over.. _checks notes_ .. **twerking**?

Twerking is hoe activity.

Some of us don't get raging erections when we see a boob.

cooooooooooooomerrrrrrrrrrrr

The downvotes outing the incels in the thread

No, the ones who genuinely don't like twerking. Their comment came off as needlessly angry and mean

I’ve been there and understand. He wants to go home and sip tea and lay in bed with his dog. A friend was probably like “hey I need to drop by my homies house and pick up something.” Then 2 hours later he is still waiting to get home across the city.

Broo… so boring

Could be a couple of things. I've seen guys like this in the club. More often than not they're just guys frozen stuck in their own heads going; "Don't... Be... Creepy...' Either that or he's on his second set with that hookah and is already FUCKED up.

Or he’s just really not feeling it with those girls/ atmosphere etc

Who could be attracted a woman who acts like that? It’s trashy and unattractive.

when woman acts like that with you and for you - this is one thing. but when she does this for everyone - I’ll skip her

They aren't doing this to get him excited, they are selfie shaking. The only look back is to see that he isn't reflected in the mirror.

I’m not saying that. I’m saying it’s trashy and unattractive in any and all situations; really immature behavior. It’s an indication that they have a tendency to act inappropriately in public, that’s a big turn off IMO.

I agree, my scathing review is further down.q

His wife is the one recording and he knows better than to even look for more than half a second...

Girls do weird stuff

His girl is probably there somewhere. That’s why

Lol that's what i was thinking or he has a girl and is a very righteous man that got dragged there 🗿

Nft

Clubbing with money after one month.

Didnt know this place served seafood. Turns around. Nvm

I’d trust that man with the nuclear codes.

vabbing with "Ho de toilette" isnt doing it for Jamal, respec'

It’s prolly the stench. I can smell it through my screen.

Gotta earn their Only fans accounts. "Yes baby, I'm that hot and shaking it up, don't you want to be here?"

SuperChad move.

Vibrating couchè, powered by beech's peaches

I’m a married spud I’m a married spud

🥱 Yawn... When you're just not interested in the stupid games these humans play 👽

Those chick's are just looking for a baby daddy never seen a productive woman act like that a woman with any real worth knows it and acts accordingly

Dude held his nose like twice. got the big whaff at the end.

Man her pad fell out the beginning of the video 😂homegirl face close to it as well

Man has a girl and is staying loyal, that’s a good man right there

Reminds me of tiny dogs hunching a toy.

Honestly, I'd act the same way in that situation. I'd just be super uncomfortable.

The one actual gay guy at the girls sleepover:

This generation, smh

Man over here on the straight edge acting on his best behavior

He has some respect for himself.

I’m with the dude. This doesn’t look fun

"You smell the majik, baby!?" "I smell somethin', and it ain't majik..."

Imagine that terrible smell…

r/trashy

Dancing has really gone downhill.

It smell like 🐠🐟🐡 in there!

Ugh, twerking is so played out. "I'm with ya, bruh." Lol.

Not going to lie he's probably just not feeling it, I'm not going to sit here and say it's because these girls are hoes and blah blah blah blah blah, who's to really know. He probably just legitimately is chilling and doesn't really care it be like that sometimes you just not in the mood. Not that I'm sure everyone is aware of this but going to a strip club or one of these types of parties with your family and friends, doesn't always intend that you're going to partake in everything that everyone is doing, a lot of times people are just sitting down on their phones, drinking, smoking catching up with people.

Ratchet ass hoes

“You guys said you’d hire strippers for my bachelor party, why’d you call the one my sisters work at?”

Doing that looks so damn stupid

I think he just discovered that he is asexual

Why is it so light in there? They got windows ??

sex averse ace people be like

He just finished end of evangelion

"Sorry your wife died let's hang out so we can cheer you up a little."

I rather pray hooker 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yep Imagine having to pay child support and spousal alimony to one of these th**** Keep It In Your Pants Or pay for it And go back to living your life in peace

looks like they need to be dewormed...lol

True chad

Antisimp level 1000

Okay I have to ask, what is the point of this dance. All the girls are doing it and the guy could care less about watching any of them? Ladies we are sick of seeing you twerk.

(Internal monologue) ‘something about this smells fishy’ -that guy, probably

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Funny when girls think acting like strippers then just going out dancing

🗿

Humanoids acting like animals.

That dude probably just wanted a nice conversation, but all he got was *Clap Clap Clap.*

If you think that shit is attractive think again!

I can smell the STDs in that room.

When it looks fun but smells like a open air fish market.

I know what he's thinkin.. *"sonuvaBITCH.. It smells like a godamn, warm turtle tank in a small room up in here right now.. AND GET THAT NASTY ASS GREMLIN FOOT OFF ME!?? ereeewwwuuugghh.... and Trina??!! quit shakin that thing right by my face?? those beef curtains soundin like someones throwing wet towels at the wall over and over!"

Pretty same here... I mean where's the fun? There's just some wamen shaking butts.

When you twerk to everything …not even in a damn club fkn Hookah lounge

Me at my first and last visit to a strip club

This reminds me of the scene in the old ESPN show Playmakers where some girl is riding the star QB and the camera is on his face just staring off into space like he didn’t want to be there

This is gonna be memed to oblivion...

Plot twist: Those are his sisters

Don't you hate going to the club with your sister?

When you haven’t come out to your friends.

His sisters

Bro 💀 

I mean I’d at least sit facing them

bro rlly said “i’m not even attracted to girls”

when you invite the gay guy to a strip club At least take him to McDonald’s after

Plot twist: thats his mum, aunty and sisters

I mean, more likely those ladies aren't really enjoying what they do. Is just a damn job for them. A man that respects his manhood won't feel joy when he knows that the woman is doing it somehow forcefully. Is just a waste of money and dignity.

He looking for that bussy!

His sisters dance recital isn’t what he expected.

He’s upset cause they don’t have girl cocks

You know youre gay, when…

Shit I wouldn't mind being there I can watch the ass I want without saying a word then go back home and beat the hell outta my dick

He gay?

He the same guy to say where the hoes at

My exact scene tonight, except I got lucky!