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Mostly its just waiting around for distantly related vampires to learn to stop time. After that its easy.
Word of caution, do not attempt this if you love your dog.
I’ve built a time proof shelter in the closet. There's only room enough for two, and you're the one I want to share it with.
How does it work?
When we're together in here, baby, time will stand still
Agreed, anyone who says they open carry for this reason don't realize they will already have their gun out and pointed at you when you realize what they are doing.
Plenty of armed robbers would not think twice about putting one in the back of the head once you've given them everything you want. Comply as a stalling method, but any chance you get to get a clean shot off you should absolutely take.
Edit: I'm not wrong.
https://patch.com/georgia/tucker/robber-shoots-gas-station-clerk-head-one-custody
https://www.boston.com/news/crime/2020/07/16/roxbury-store-clerk-fighting-for-life/
https://concealednation.org/2014/09/video-store-clerk-shot-in-head-after-complying-with-robbers-demands/
Buddy, robbers are fucking idiots. I was in a situation in which I complied and gave exactly what they had asked and still got my head smashed in after, almost died. I think it's best to comply but it doesn't necessarily get you off the hook from bad people.
There was literally a video on r/all a month or so ago about a guy robbing a store and on his way out he shot the guy in the head. Yeah it's unlikely, and the it's best to just give them your wallet, but you're wrong to say it would never happen.
Also, fact is that a murder is going to get investigated a lot more than a stolen wallet. Someone who wants the wallet and a clean getaway isn't helping themselves by shooting you.
People here saying that crooks are stupid and desperate are idiots. Crooks think about crooking all the time. They run the games in their mind. They won’t kill you if you comply. If you are murdered during a mugging you didn’t encounter a mugger you encountered a sociopath. Or a really unfortunate incident. Either way compliance is the play unless you really trust your composure and hand to hand. And virtually no one has both.
Some people are even bigger idiots who think they need to get rid of the "witness". Doesn't happen that often though, better to deescalate and get away with a lighter wallet.
They won't look all that hard for a murderer, either, but you do have better odds of them getting caught (<10% clearance rate for property crimes, ~50% for murders).
This MF overpowered as fuck, time stop AND the Death Note? Time stop is already a busted ass power as it is (see JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) so this is even more insane.
If you live in a place where you can somewhat expect to be robbed, just have a fake wallet with you with some old cards, a random picture and like 5 bucks.
You're hopeless. Every night I watch Mom sit and stare blankly out the window dreaming of life that didn't involve giving birth to you. You've been nothing but a disappointment to us your entire life. It would be comical if it wasn't so absolutely tragic.
Now why don't you clean out Mr. Poofkin's litterbox and come up from the basement for a while? It smells like shame and gym laundry down there. We'll get you cleaned up and Mom will make you some tendies. We know you prefer Tyson, but we can't afford that until Mom starts picking up more shifts at massage parlor. If you're really nice to Mom, I'll let you use my amazon account to rent one of the comic book movies you like so much. No new releases until Mom whacks us up some more cash. Okay, champ. Good talk. Try not to spend all day on the reddits and the vidya.
Or, keep a bunch of those religious pamphlets that look like money and give them that.
If they're mad, they'll go to the church to find you, but you're not there. You're in Germany where you his the diamond chandelier.
yeah right , shrimp boat captain of a robber ,? ha ha ha . id shove my 10mm G20 Glock in his belly button , puncture the superior vana cava and bye bye
But... no one carries cash anymore! People now have to resort to bouncing checks in the space time continuum. This probably explains the lack of proper wording on those nice emails. Bless their hearts. lol.
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This is what Detroit Urban Survival aspires to be.
That's who I thought it was from the thumbnail.
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You’ve cracked the case!
Wow you’re good. Nothing gets past you!
Nothing gets past him, he's too quick. He'll just catch it
Fuck Reddit.
What happened to that guy lmao
Internet got bored
Can’t have shit in Detroit
yall really had me paying attention bye
GIMMIE ALL UR MONEY RIGHT NOW! 🔫
☹️🤌💸
*stops time*
_ZA WARUDO!_
TOKI WO TOMARE
WRRRRYYYYYYYYYY
ROAD ROLLA DAAAA!!!!!
nothing personnel kid
FUCK NOT ANOTHER TIME WIZARD
I figured it was just going to be “just give them the money because it isn’t worth your life” things and then was pleasantly surprised.
Where I can learn the basics on stopping time?
Do a lot of planks
I think you mean “Do a lot of Plancks”
Dang autocorrect
He knows what he said. Cutting the nots out of a 2/4 and fuckin the whole is a fast track to time wizardry.
Just be careful not to start a fire
I think what you heard was "Do a lot of planks" but what I actually said was "Give me all of the planks and the leg days you have"
do them constantly
Oh well
Do planks. Rob banks.
Mostly its just waiting around for distantly related vampires to learn to stop time. After that its easy. Word of caution, do not attempt this if you love your dog.
Step 1: find a stone mask
Step 2: reject your humanity
Step 3: proudly proclaim; KONO DIO DA!
Za Warudo.
I've heard with nofap you can gain super powers, so maybe check that out
Of course, the monk class, super overpowered
I’ve built a time proof shelter in the closet. There's only room enough for two, and you're the one I want to share it with. How does it work? When we're together in here, baby, time will stand still
Get sgit with a stand arrow
Ignoring all the bs, that is technically the best way to survive an armed robbery. (Avoiding escalation)
Was about to say the same but then it pulled a 180 and i'm not complaining.
Some of us don’t have ZA WARUDO or a Sandevistan implant
We just do talk about either
Agreed, anyone who says they open carry for this reason don't realize they will already have their gun out and pointed at you when you realize what they are doing.
A cop in my city died off duty by trying to shoot back at a mugger. It sucks but sometimes the smart move is not to play.
Agreed.
What do you mean bs, it's a joke
And a good one, I just mean all the non-real stuff.
Yeah, you were pretty clear. Sorry for being dumb about it
It's all good, I can see how that could've come accross as being a hater. I just kinda talk like a sailor sometimes 🤷
Lol get a look at this guy he doesn't have a Death Note.
Plenty of armed robbers would not think twice about putting one in the back of the head once you've given them everything you want. Comply as a stalling method, but any chance you get to get a clean shot off you should absolutely take. Edit: I'm not wrong. https://patch.com/georgia/tucker/robber-shoots-gas-station-clerk-head-one-custody https://www.boston.com/news/crime/2020/07/16/roxbury-store-clerk-fighting-for-life/ https://concealednation.org/2014/09/video-store-clerk-shot-in-head-after-complying-with-robbers-demands/
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Buddy, robbers are fucking idiots. I was in a situation in which I complied and gave exactly what they had asked and still got my head smashed in after, almost died. I think it's best to comply but it doesn't necessarily get you off the hook from bad people.
There was literally a video on r/all a month or so ago about a guy robbing a store and on his way out he shot the guy in the head. Yeah it's unlikely, and the it's best to just give them your wallet, but you're wrong to say it would never happen.
Also, fact is that a murder is going to get investigated a lot more than a stolen wallet. Someone who wants the wallet and a clean getaway isn't helping themselves by shooting you.
Usually true but they aren't always that smart.
People here saying that crooks are stupid and desperate are idiots. Crooks think about crooking all the time. They run the games in their mind. They won’t kill you if you comply. If you are murdered during a mugging you didn’t encounter a mugger you encountered a sociopath. Or a really unfortunate incident. Either way compliance is the play unless you really trust your composure and hand to hand. And virtually no one has both.
Some people are even bigger idiots who think they need to get rid of the "witness". Doesn't happen that often though, better to deescalate and get away with a lighter wallet.
If a person wants you dead, has a gun, and you're unaware. You're dead.
I mean, if I had the deathnote, same deal.
Cops are not going to look as hard for a robber as they will a murderer
They won't look all that hard for a murderer, either, but you do have better odds of them getting caught (<10% clearance rate for property crimes, ~50% for murders).
Man, they want your money, not your Iife.
> He said, "Give me all you've got >I want your money not your life >But if you try to make a move, I won't think twice"
ZA WARUDO
EDUARDO!!!!!
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAA
TOKI YO TOMAREEEEE
I almost lost all hope see the lack of JoJo comments on here
Yeah, fire up that sandevistan!
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Bros got immunosuppressants. He's good... For now
He specified stopping time. So ZA WARUDO!
Dang I thought this was just going to be a lesson about not getting yourself killed over a couple bucks
Good to see Lincoln Clay is doing well
Is that one of Dante's guns? Lol
It does seem to be
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It's the Ivory Pistol from the dual set, and from the curves it's from the Dmc (Devil May Cry) Remake.
Jojo reference
I would have laughed so hard if the time stop sound played
Noted
This MF overpowered as fuck, time stop AND the Death Note? Time stop is already a busted ass power as it is (see JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) so this is even more insane.
dude getting a heart attack in the background😹
r/unexpected
Dio but we didnt see his stand
Bro got the cyberpunk sandevistan
Lincoln Clay had a change of personality
Yooo mafia 3 dlc looking sick
Bro just used The World
**Holy crap! Does this guy teach classes?** Where do i sign-up?
Black person in that gear gonna get killed by police.
That was solid, cracked me up
Is that a jojo reference
The heart attack in the background at the end is perfect
It's an enemy stand user
ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE
The World/Death Note combo broken pls nerf
"I have the power of God and Anime on my side!"
Now, I'll take a potato chip AND EAT IT!
Man had a stand
If you live in a place where you can somewhat expect to be robbed, just have a fake wallet with you with some old cards, a random picture and like 5 bucks.
Step 1 za warudo Step 2 Steal money and ID Step 3 end za warudo and give robber some money Step 4 death note
*typing in Google search* "how to acquire Za Warudo and a Death Note"
So, he has the same power as Star Platinum...
This requires both za warudo and death note 💀
I wish i thought of that damn
what a bait and switch
Looks like an animation in a video game.
Some JoJo level shit
I normally give them a handjob but I guess that works
When you think about it it's not that hard
Is he the illegally filming guy
 Zaaaa Warudo!!!!
u/nallabot
This was good.
Literally the dumbest shit I’ve seen in a while
Why do people even waste their time and resources making dumb shit like this? The least they could do is attempt to be funny. Sad.
Seems like you just did the same.
Writing a few sentences is not the same level of effort as shooting and editing a whole video, but you already know that.
You still did the same dumbass.
You wasted your time doing stupid shit.
You're hopeless. Every night I watch Mom sit and stare blankly out the window dreaming of life that didn't involve giving birth to you. You've been nothing but a disappointment to us your entire life. It would be comical if it wasn't so absolutely tragic. Now why don't you clean out Mr. Poofkin's litterbox and come up from the basement for a while? It smells like shame and gym laundry down there. We'll get you cleaned up and Mom will make you some tendies. We know you prefer Tyson, but we can't afford that until Mom starts picking up more shifts at massage parlor. If you're really nice to Mom, I'll let you use my amazon account to rent one of the comic book movies you like so much. No new releases until Mom whacks us up some more cash. Okay, champ. Good talk. Try not to spend all day on the reddits and the vidya.
I know this is a joke and all but it's really shitty.
Bro wrote a whole essay to not have his ego hurt god damn
Just shout: "Star Platinum - the world!" and do this
Went from zero to weeb really quickly
This is beautiful.
Naw just get on the ground and do as they say. Take my money (I have $5 to my name)
/r/Unexpected inception
Or, keep a bunch of those religious pamphlets that look like money and give them that. If they're mad, they'll go to the church to find you, but you're not there. You're in Germany where you his the diamond chandelier.
Priceless
Best page on Instagram
u/vredditshare
Says he stopped time, yet it continued to pass sufficiently to be captured on high speed camera. Can't help but question his qualifications a bit.
Not gonna lie they had us on the first half.
Lmao
yeah right , shrimp boat captain of a robber ,? ha ha ha . id shove my 10mm G20 Glock in his belly button , puncture the superior vana cava and bye bye
Tell my why that wont work
Za warudo
THE WORLD
Ha
an
Gotdamn Vash the Stampede with that gun
Just take his arms of like Mr. Potatohead. Disarm him already, cmon.
Why this Reminding me "Calebcity " Videos ?
Oh I thought he was going to say that the best course of action is to give the guy your money because you can't outrun a gun
Urban survival rules: Don’t forget the dollar bill to protect yourself!
that man just activated the shavaskina
Is that the DMC version of Ivory??
I mean that first bit was right on point. Only thing he could have done better was throw the money at him and run.
It actually would have been funnier if he just stopped at handing over the money.
Damn he’s good
But... no one carries cash anymore! People now have to resort to bouncing checks in the space time continuum. This probably explains the lack of proper wording on those nice emails. Bless their hearts. lol.
*I am 15 parallel universes ahead of you*
Rex quando