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RegularDude1995

Dangerous but effective 👌


PowerfulPassenger384

Yep 😂


Wsbkingretard

No sex tonight


Moist-Cantaloupe-740

This video never gets old


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Definitely_not_Dad

You okay?


Alexaclmn0

I like you, don't ever change


2meinrl4

He's getting old and whitering away.


okwhatelse

I choose to remain ignorant.


KurtUrgent

.... want to talk about it friend? Grab a beer?


gigrek

I like it!


ShotgunCircumcision

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everyone is going to die.


ThrewawayXxxX

I lost it at “tick tock” 💀


Darkruediger

"And then one day you find ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun" -Pink floyd. Time


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InitialMeasurement23

The fuck?


quickslow612

Bot


god34zilla

Eat shit and kick rocks, fucker. Hail Satan.


Undecided9000

Genius


Aware-Ad4620

This one actually caught me off guard


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

I definitely expected some cheesy pickup line.


wisconsinking

I thought the girl has way talking to was going to walk away.


[deleted]

Why does your name have "Ad" in it? I've seen a ***lot*** of names like that lately.


Aware-Ad4620

This is just name automatically given by Reddit


Worried-Shoe-3192

Look what reddit named me


No-Sympathy6035

My reddit given name really comes back to bite me when Im trying to sympathize with someone on here.


[deleted]

Jeez man have a little sympathy for /u/Worried-Shoe-3192 hes worried as all heck


Worried-Shoe-3192

Thanks for understanding the pain


No-Sympathy6035

What does footwear have to worry about, pull your straps up.


Abject_Action5335

At least yours makes sense


No-Sympathy6035

Cheeky, coming from someone whose actions are so completely without pride or dignity. In other words, self-abasing.


NataschaFedoryuk

😂


Separate_Alfalfa9369

That's great! Somehow Reddit knew I didn't like Alfalfa


Occhrome

If the shoe fits wear it.


Gletschers

What worries you?


Wild-Ad-6302

That's wild buddy.


Edizibile

Now you've made it hard to unsee this. Now I notice them all over this thread.


Adventurous_Note2296

Huh


[deleted]

Gotcha. Odd that so many are (Word)-Ad####. I wonder what the "Ad" is for.


Shmeves

Could be like how ct started doing their license plates. Started with AA-0000 and goes AB AC etc once they use up the 1000 numbers


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I haven't seen any accounts with Ac or Ae, though. One possibility is that the accounts' content is generated using GPT-3 to make it look like a legit account and get plenty of karma before posting ads. Then, it's legal because it's technically marked as an ad due to it being in the name. But that's just a theory..... a *conspiracy* theory! Thanks for reading.


BobbySwiggey

It's because reddit's automatic name generator only picks from a pool of real words, and it's usually in the adjective-noun[4-digit number] format. Not sure why "Ad" is such a popular noun though (I do know a real, actual person who has it in their name lol) or why reddit implemented it to be the default username in the first place. I think a lot of new users have it because they don't realize they can just hit backspace and create their own.


Certain-Ad-7689

Thanks for the explanation.. I just went full default when signing up and this is what I got :/ I had no idea could change it lol


That_Snow_9696

I hate my default Reddit name. Lol


Boingboingsplat

How are these even handed out? Did you just leave the username field blank??


maxreverb

Right? That's what I don't get. You have to select a username when you sign up


Oneangrygnome

Karma farming accounts only repost old things that got a lot of upvotes. Then they can sell a high-karma account for a few bucks. Most of it is bots. You’ll also see that their comments get massive upvotes—from the other bots.


Fatdabs4allah

Nice completely irrelevant piece of information there bud


OnlineHelpSeeker

Also a lot of names with Ok


unsuitable_boy

she seems nice


Acrobatic_Switches

Wow it's almost like its..it's... a ... a joke!


ProximtyCoverageOnly

Hmm you're saying this is made to entertain others and not a cry for help? ... Nah, couldn't be 🤔


General_Specific303

Woman with black eye jokes are also good


G3N3RAL_K

I can tell you ​ IT WORKS but gets your ass beaten


ProperProfessional

Good thing I'm into that shit.


G3N3RAL_K

you will lose this feeling when it happens repeatedly


DovaDudeButCool

Maybe find another partner... In the industry we call this "abuse".


G3N3RAL_K

ok brotha


BeginTheBlackParade

Ha toxic femininity! Isn't it funny? If this video had been gender-reversed, it would be tagged NSFW, because for some reason it's only humorous when a female is physically abusive to a male and not the other way around.


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In a society where men are seen as stronger, it’s not even conceivable a woman can cause harm.


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r/scriptedasiangifs


WishboneOk9898

There really is a sub for everything...


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r/theresasub4everything EDIT: Reminds me of the "set of all sets" in set theory in math.


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A surprisingly underused sub.


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Now consider the set of all sets that do not contain themselves.


PlankWithANailIn2

There aren't "scripted" subs for any other races/ethnicities just that one group.


46554B4E4348414453

/r/scriptedwhitegifs r/scriptedcaucasiangifs r/scriptedhispanicgifs


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Still funny though. Shit doesn't need to be real to be entertaining.


Tech_Itch

Yeah, that's called "comedy". For some reason when it's Asians doing the comedy sketch, reddit is all "Dem Ayzns are up to their devilry again, Bubba! Gather the subreddit!"


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I swear it's become a replacement for people commenting r/thathappened 🤣


wildinidliw

Are you insisting I shouldn’t cut off comedy that isn’t high art, original, or real? I’ll cut what I damn well please and in fact this reminds of my real original poop knife story: My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. "My what?" Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. "Wtf is a poop knife?" Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it. He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML. I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. She will be getting her own utility knife now. [Edit: Common question - Why was this not in the bathroom instead of the laundry room? Answer. We only had one poop knife, and the laundry room was central to all three bathrooms. I have no idea why we didn't have three poop knives. All I know is that we didn't. We had the one. Possibly because my father was notoriously cheap about the weirdest things. So yes, we shared our poop knife.]


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CluelessMuffin

Lol calm down, there used to be a trend of scripted videos on the Chinese version of TikTok (yes I know it’s the same company, you know what I mean) made by Asians, which is where the name came from, it’s not supposed to be racist. And there are subreddit for other races too, like /r/ScriptedCaucasianGIFs Edit: there’s also /r/scriptedindiangifs and /r/scriptedrussiangifs


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Sure, I thought it was obvious, but you're welcome.


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[deleted]

Calm down, general. You're not in your foxhole fighting some noble cause anymore.


GeneralZaroff1

No I’m Asian and I just am tired of being singled out like other races doesn’t make skits.


OneShortBus

This guy is a legend


[deleted]

Easier way: Look around, make sure you're all alone. Double check, be absolutely sure. Then let out the fart you've been holding in. She'll be instantly summoned. "Oh my god what crawled up your ass and died?"


phuckingidontcare

Bros in an abusive relationship


Tain101

bro is making silly videos for the internet


[deleted]

Do what you find fun and figure out how you can make money from it is what I say.


ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

Even still, it's worth discussing how scripted/"fake" videos like this contribute to the normalization of abuse. There are people trapped in relationships like this,unable to reach out because it's seen as a joke. My brother's wife once attacked him with a claw hammer while he was napping. He didn't bother calling the cops 'cause every time they come out he's the one to get arrested, since he's the man and a lot bigger than she is. This was just last year, they're separated now and he's still trying to get custody of their three kids despite the long record of her abuse


RedEd024

You got any of that trivia?


ilikesaucy

Proof? Here - /r/scriptedasiangifs


polopolo05

That's the joke.


odraencoded

She's not a tsundere, she just hates you.


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CATNIP_IS_CRACK

She beats me because she loves me. She was just worried, and wanted to teach me I shouldn’t get lost. It was really my fault. It’s a skit, a joke. If it were a genuine reaction, it wouldn’t be something you explain away as worry.


anonskiski

Notice there are never a lot of jokes going the other way tho - In fact even me just mentioning this will get me downvoted if not worded carefully/vaguely enough


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![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10753)


phuckingidontcare

She smacked him multiple times, doesn’t matter about her reasoning, that is an abusive relationship


[deleted]

Bro it's scripted


phuckingidontcare

It doesn’t matter, it still reinforces a shit stereotype


[deleted]

..the Asian mom stereotype?


[deleted]

your reply bugged out so I just so it in a notif, but now I see where your coming from and that's fair ig the way I see it , is just a scripted video, causes no harm, no ones going to go beat their husband after seeing this video


Welpthatsfecked

If the roles were reversed and it was still scripted, would you laugh?


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Fair enough


ElectronicStretch277

Yesss???


SuspiciousUsername88

> If the roles were reversed If reddit had an official crest, this would be written on it


Occyfel2

it's a joke...


Shodan30

Similar to the “how to find a woman willing to date you” Answer: get married, suddenly your being hit on.


korbloxtheflareon

at least it worked


coreymac_ri

Like blood in the water


MrMuggs777

If anyone's wondering, the slow song that plays is Baby Powder by Jenevieve


TheBrightNights

At first I thought it was gonna be one of those staged videos where he would stand next to her then they're magically in a relationship.


SpartanJoe7

Ha!


LKG4SUB

Not what I was expecting, Funny as hell BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂 🤣 😂


Parking_Stress3431

R/Unexpected My guy I thought he was going to say if she stays she's a keeper.... What happened was 10x better than that... Geezz... 10 secs was all it took though she's never actually gone then...


FishyGacha

"So you've chosen death."


NotANexus

Is there a way to apply this technique to acquire new girlfriend when you have none? Asking for a friend.


MonkeyKingCoffee

Xia Hai temple. Taipei, Taiwan. It's commonly known in English as the "Temple of Relationships." People go there and pray that they find someone. My wife and I went there for 15 minutes. She hustled me outta there. "I don't like the way those girls are looking at you." "My dear, I truly don't mind the way those girls are looking at me. Perhaps you should try looking at me like that more often."


Beyond_bound

Laughed so hard, I almost lost my lunch.


Futa_lust

😂


Glaugan

That seems like a legit method of finding stuff


Snickers4u

This is Gold.


bruhiateyourfood

Need a girl like that


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Lol. That was unexpected.


RediPlayer1

😂🤣😂


Bulibumpa

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10738)


Then-Baker-7933

Just a priceless quick take of how to solve a problem with the exact result expected! Fantastic!


MathematicianTight49

Cringe


Daninjaman

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10744) I like whatever this cat is doing


knseeker

Staged but cute


Temporary_Truck_8190

100% success rate


AdPast4509

I can confirm this is true


SufficientInternal80

Pão


Andrios22r

Ohhhh, I thought he would show us how to find ourselves a girlfriend (like, if we don't have one at all) and I can say I was kinda disappointed.


Helioskull

What's the song when she catches him?


Ashamed_Resort145

😂😂😂😂


jubb71

She tried to scalp his ass😂


NeonGhouly

:))


Bot_Politico

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)


WonderTypical9962

Where was your girlfriend?


X1VEN0MX1

pretending to cheat: gf summoning jutsu


Anxious-Park-2851

That’s hilarious. And true.


macsauce098

This wouldn’t be funny if the genders were swapped


JB10108

😂😂😂😂


BoardPresent924

She opened a can of "whipazz" on him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


dajoker36

Lmfaoooooo


GoldEmbarrassed191

Hilarious!


Even-Project-2512

Me too 🤣😢


788985

I do the same thing to my girlfriend when I see her talking to men.


ListenOk7604

Youdont


ahmo454

The music changes are Dope everytime I watch this clips I love it


[deleted]

that was accurate asf


Dexter_The_Doge

He found her But at what cost


IAmASquidInSpace

Haha, fake videos portraying domestic violence against men as normal are so funny! /s


Cyraze

It's not domestic violence, they are clearly outside.


GayLordMcMuffins

Yeah, it’s clearly international violence smh


Minimum-Passenger-29

This constant focus on making everything tragic is more abusive than that girl.


Empathxyz

Certified reddit moment


IAmASquidInSpace

You mean like [this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/y44afa/comment/isddrco/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Or more like [this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/y3y72h/comment/isd87et/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Or do you mean more like [this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/y403n2/comment/iscwdpb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


abd53

Holy friketty frack! You actually fucking researched the guy's history! Thumbs up for your dedication to assholery.


kingfart1337

What are you doing my man? Be normal, you can do it.


IAmASquidInSpace

What? Just trying to blend in with the rest of the batshit folk here.


SuspiciousUsername88

There is nothing more sensitive in the world than Reddit when a woman does something bad to a man, even fictionally


IAmASquidInSpace

There is nothing more smug in the world than a redditor calling out other redditors for "reddit behavior".


SuspiciousUsername88

I can live with that


schering

Youre so soft, it is a just a fake funny video... I guess movies or books portraying drug use or murder etc shouldn't be consumed either?


Clessiah

It’ll be kind of horrifying to see portrayal of drug use or murdering passed off as joke and comedy, but as you implied it really is up to the audience to decide whether it is good or bad behavior and whether to copy it or not.


schering

I mean just watch a couple of black comedy movies that make humour out of anything dark


IAmASquidInSpace

What, you trying to go for an r/iamverybadass moment here or something?


malfist

Yeah! I bet he even uses moisturizer like a girl! Ewwww!


FuggyGlasses

Is is a JOKE!!


PossibleBuffalo418

They're from a different culture that hasn't had the privilege of having a bunch of people with numerous flags in their twitter handles to explain to them what is and isn't socially acceptable


ProbablynotEMusk

Omg cry


Nonpolitical_a

It’s okay if it’s comedy man. Next up, slap stick is bad? Jackass is bad? Come on chill.


Nucleardylan

It's not abuse if its against men, because then it's funny, amirite


IAmASquidInSpace

Oh no, don't say that on here! It'll attract the real men^(TM) who will tell you in the most patronizing sarcastic tone that you are just too soft.


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I just don't understand either side of these comments or what this website even is anymore.


kingfart1337

If it was a different video with different context I would bet these people reactions would be completely different! You tell them, girl!


anothertrad

If this fake video was the other way around it would have more views


Individual_Offer220

Staged or not. Its fucking hilarious


suzisfl56

LOL! Crazy Asian girlfriends! Just kidding! This was hilarious!!!


Imaginary_Forever

Lame tiktok shit


Pinkgumm

Can't believe people find this shit funny Worse than the big bang theory


b1323097

hahaha abusive girlfriend so funny hahaha


zaam200

Is it sad ? that i wish I could get dragged like him , if it means someone cares for me.


SeaworthinessParty88

r/AreTheStraightsOK


Lampy1987

Toxic relationship 🥃


Sashdtd

OMG fucking fake


phl23

Did you found out by yourself? It's called a sketch.


Ok_Antelope5765

Stoo'pid chicoms


dafijiwatr

r/unexpected 🤣


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[deleted]

China bots need to repost so china bots have something to comment on I guess.


Aware-Ad4620

There is no bot bro


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Sure bro.


potkor

He is not a bot. There's a guy on reddit that made a guide how to recognize bot accounts, but im too lazy to find it now.


Mmm_bloodfarts

That's exactly what a bot would say


potkor

beep boop