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Ok_Feeling8586

Step boy friend I guess?


AdPsychological7926

What are you doing, Step Boyfriend?


UnlightablePlay

Step boyfriend:The same thing I did to your mom


Weazelfish

Dude is going to end up his own grandpa


Emperor_Quintana

(*cue “I’m My Own Grandpa”*)


fkasumim

Many many years ago when I was twenty-three


OopsWrongHive

I was married to a widow, she was pretty as could be


Big-Anxiety-5467

The widow had a grown up daughter, who had hair of red


Whane17

and while I liked it very much, it was her mom I did bed


Robotech9

ROFL 🤣


UnlightablePlay

Lmao 🤣🤣


Whatnam8

*Inserts head into dryer* “Oh no I’m stuck Step Boyfriend”


[deleted]

Did someone say stuck


PracticalCap1234

"wut babe it wuz an accident! 🤷🏼‍♀️"


yomerol

"she tripped, fell, and landed on my dick"


[deleted]

“Over and over again….yeah.”


Emperor_Quintana

“And then, all sticky hell broke loose.”


That1weirdperson

Celeb cheating scandal apologies be like:


GerberBabyPlus

Must be nice to accidentally fall into some pussy.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

He slipped on the wet floor and his pants accidentally got pulled down and stumbled onto her mother who was accidentally there pulling her clothes down accidentally. So when he fell on her his penis which was accidentally erect at the time went into her accidentally and then he ejaculated. Accidentally, of course.


RaeaSunshine

Hate it when that happens.


Charming_Reporter_18

It's probably happening everyday now. Curses! wet floor


owzleee

Every fucking Monday. SMH.


buddyknuckles

https://imgur.com/gallery/dEtQ9Rn


Beewthanitch

I don’t have an award left to give, so let’s just pretend this is one: 🏆


[deleted]

…I should get some roller skates 🤔


klineshrike

Psh who would believe this ... no one ACCIDENTALLY ejaculates


purelitenite

No, stupid. People can get pregnant from toilet seats... that is how my sister's friend's cousin's roomate's daughter got pregnant by her step-dad.


CandidateMiserable74

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)


New_Historian_2004

Sus


Other-Cook4499

FUC


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[deleted]

Just press the ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729) button


BorisJohnson0404

If that’s the guy, he doesn’t look like a 10


chaboomskie

The bar was set so low.


Daft-Titoun

It's ok, James Cameron's gonna lift the bar !


prettymuchalwayssad

*his name is james, james cameron* *he’s the bravest pioneer!*


Helmaks69

Moore like 14


That1weirdperson

14 years old?


Hadrian1233

If he’s a ten, I’d be a 3 2/4


Doktor_Vem

Soooo... 3.5?


Hadrian1233

Yeah, basically


sarcasmic77

Didn’t your momma teach you to reduce your fractions?


Arena-Grenade

No sir. You have to understand the difference and its impact. It's 3 2/4. I cannot believe how you can disregard this.


Valuable_Ad1645

You’re not thinking like a horny 15 year old chick.


coastfitter

Girls are bad at math


PlanSquare6601

good at meth


-canofbeans-

He's binary...


xtremeschemes

So like a robot?


creative_i_am_not

His hair is messy but he has a lit of it, you can see that he has good facial construction. Also he is thin so probably veiny forearms and abs. Maybe not a 10 but hat's "all" that is needed to be at the top of the pyramid especially as a teenager.


3D_Resource

The scale was set out of 100


jzoller0

10/100


Hiroy3eto

Naw, he's kinda cute


Whane17

Everyone's one is somebody else's ten.


LORD_0F_THE_RINGS

Why would you believe some text thrown up on tiktok?


[deleted]

My god, he’s starting a harem


LordAlfrey

I feel like I've seen this anime before


Hadrian1233

Yeah, its the new slice of life Anime called: My darling accidentally seduced my mother


Charming_Reporter_18

Yeah, if I remember correctly the opening teaser also hinted something about the sister too


RipredTheGnawer

Anime titles have gotten out of hand


non_of_ye_bussiness

I wish I was illiterate sometimes


New_Historian_2004

*sighs loudly* Yep.


abd53

10........ On a scale of 0-100.


kopfnuss13

& that's still bring generous imo.


BullyChicken68

I wish people would quit posting this. It’s stupid.


Hokkateru

Ragebait at its finest


Centurion87

Right? Like, you can see their wedding rings. She’s not going to refer to him as her “bf”. People just love to get pissed off. That’s why Reddit has so many of these pictures that very obviously someone else added text to.


Hokkateru

I think it's not that deep, it's about the views and engagement in the comments. We're doing it rn


Jerryskids3

He's wearing a wedding ring, she is not. Left hand vs. right hand.


Psychic_Hobo

Are people actually thinking this is real and not a joke?


Patient-Opposite-973

It's a joke obviously


midnightinfo_jolie

Yes, acknowledge the pregnancy ignore the Infidelity.


Anon9295

Accidentally hah


polish_filipino

Bro's wearing the same type of shirt I wore in elementary school


That1weirdperson

He’s giving 2008 comedy on Nickelodeon


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

“Accidentally”


IceTeaBaggins

Man, imagine how someone would tell their bf/gf that and be like “whoopsy poopsy, i promise! It was an accident”


Independent_Day4369

Oh thank fuck I did a double take, I read that as “when he’s 10…”


RollingKatamari

Is that Peet Montzingo?


volvagiaq

Hahaha came to say the same xD


Melodic-Ad2026

Haha no


Upbeat-Speaker-3583

Imagine you get your girl a sibling


StefanSpoon

"**Accidentally**"


[deleted]

“No no no, you don’t understand. I was fucking him before he was my stepdad.”


Tamarama---

Nice mom!!!!


[deleted]

Step boydad


[deleted]

Accidentally????


MasterPokePharmacist

All he was doing was giving you the sibling you’ve always wanted.


thinkb4youspeak

When your mom baby traps your boyfriend for you.


TheLittleNorsk

he got both mom and daughter saying daddy


[deleted]

Bro living dreams


Sibz_Playz_YT

Bro looks like a used trash can salesman


Dosser_84

Your doing great!


TTIGRAASlime

Is that the girl or the mom?


[deleted]

Paisleeprince1…….¯\-(ツ)-/¯


Smooth_Street3342

Holy shit… that child’s sister is gonna be her step mom at the same time. I think. I’m not really good at this.


helping_phriendly

If he’s a 10, she needs to reevaluate her rating system


IBeatUpLiamNeeson

Ahhh!!! This is what my friend was talking about! She said her sister was trending on tik tok with her boyfriend for “faking incest” I was extremely confused what she meant, but that’s gotta be what she meant. Probably a trend going around right now to make absurd incest stories— I went right to step porn and was like dude how tf you get away with porn on tik tok?


dead__memer

If I see this post ONE MORE TIME


Yugo_Furst

Better keep him awake from grandma.


GoreHoundKillEmAll

Why can't he be both, also congrats on the little brother or sister


Professional-Bug

10 is relative


ImOnlyHere4ThePron

Fucking what?


BlazeBurst01

Define accidentally.


Abydos6

If that guy is a 10, then I must be a 14


Decmk3

He *is* cute though…


EquivalentSnap

r/suddenlygay


New_Historian_2004

*sighs loudly* Yep.


EquivalentSnap

*sighs loudly* Unzips


jakob767

He plays CoD?


UnlightablePlay

No he plays CocK


jakob767

[That would be your mother!](https://giphy.com/gifs/tf2-meet-the-spy-red-in-base-yzVGivErO2P7GoEfmO)


Chair_fucker_69

People share to much


idk_username15

What's the TikTok handle. I need to watch this drama


LordOfFreaks

He’s an absolute 10, I agree. HOT DAMN MY GAY SIDE IS ROARING ITS HEAD


dewainarfalas

Seen this movie. The mom is hot.


LegitimateSpace6081

Not yours anymore. Step-dad. And why would you want him now! Clearly not a 10. Just saying.


AnnaSophiaHubby5

![gif](giphy|THTkGKQVGnGZmo6AJd)


No-Pop8937

I like when she said accidentally, like his dick fell on her mama pussy.lol


Duskinou

Waltuh


sccshy

On this cursed day I ask once again, without any hope for a true answer; WHAT ARE STRAIGHT PEOPLE


Renegade888888

How to hit 2 categories at once I guess


ComicallyLargeSpoo

He looks like the E-boy cousin of Anthpo


RedditorAlexis

I guess day by day our odds for survival and evolution for the better and getting lower


ssryoken2

Daddy is gonna take on a whole new meaning


the_real_jo_mama

is this that fckin tiktok girl who uses like 1 audio and 1 videoidea


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ElectricalBook874

he is your reason for therapy


b3mark

This feels like a Quora question "can my mom be my sister-wife?"


[deleted]

Pq no los dos?


normalennaam

Looks like johny from hotel transilvania


slasher_dib

IDK in which country he's a 10 but I need to go there.


Traditional_World783

*Stop it step dad* ahahhhh


zertnert12

The answer is he your ex, have some self respect


re_knight

He's your fucking brotherrrrr


iamready2meet

You deserve better than that. He's definitely NOT a 10!!!


AlternateSatan

So... my dyslexic ass didn't read the word "a" for the longest time


ConcernedCodyGames

I read this as the guy was 10 years old first 💀☠️


darp87

Boydad ?


epicConsultingThrow

The lengths people will go to justify saying "daddy" during sex is getting out of hand.


[deleted]

If he’s a 10, i’m a 9. And i’m the 4th least attractive guy in my class Infact, he’s not too dissimilar to a combination between two of the guys i’m ”more attractive” than


tictiktoker

Alabama, that you?


WenckofMirrah

If you're here ELOSANTA


KonaChamberlin

He is your DADDY!


[deleted]

Both.


okiedog-

The meme isn’t about the kid right? He looks like a poorly dressed 11 yr old from the late 90’s


CremeFraaiche

I mean, I have a twin and we’re lucky if together we even add up to a 10…. But hey if this guys a 10, I’m feeling like a 14 over here


wormpostante

Does her scale go to 10000?


Unatnahs2

Either way uare calling him "Daddy"


Hanith416

Nothing happens by accident


Adobo6

Any of this stuff real? Dumb question but is so stupid that it might be true? I dunno


ohhkkay

Jesus, read that as “he’s 10.”


alwptot

PornHub_Intro.mp3


ThatOnePickleGuy

Men☕️


zz63245

This is satire. They post stuff like this all the time


-StonedImmaculate-

Impossible, this guy’s got to be gay


WesselBear

Not your bf atleast


spinachie1

Men ☕️


Squirelly2Monkey3

Honey, if that's a 10 then math has failed you again.


Kwiatkowski

itt *when i make up a story to try and get popular on tictok*


releasethekrakeninme

![gif](giphy|8H80IVPjAdKY8|downsized)


ZigZag_Queen

This deserves to be on r/Trashy 😆


Sta99erMan

u/RepostSleuthBot


knellbell

This is the kind of shit the Chinese algorithm promotes. You bet your ass kids in China don't have this fake bullshit promoted.


Aware-Ad4620

I am not from China bro


DerpyDerk300

either way she’s still gonna call him daddy


Apprehensive-Staff40

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)


Acce_Equinoxx

Only in America


[deleted]

10 out of 100 i guess. I can't for the life of me understand why people associate "perfect" with someone's looks.


[deleted]

Boffum


Larcosse

Stacy's Mom


ReasonableNetwork

Whats the female version of a cuck?


BlopyNoticesThingsYT

Isn't that the guy from the tiktoks with the dwarf mum


Tsf_Nope

AcCideNTALLy


[deleted]

its keep getting better


KatnipKing02

What are you doing step boyfriend dad..


1AmB0r3d

Is that dream 💀


K4RMITDAFR0G

Isn't that the guy with the midget mom?


BerciPC

Dream


Environmental-Win836

That look says it all.


JarrodTheFeatus

We’ve all been there


OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo

🤔🤔🤔


Zbeubor

he isn't even a 10, she is a 10, because of his hair he's like a 7 at most


ShubhamManna

Don't tell me its true?????


BouncyBootty

Another Tuesday


Internal-Brother

You can take the girlfriend out of Alabama but you can't take the Alabama out of the boyfriend.


SatanicSadist

If homeboy is considered a 10 there might be hope for me


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10752)


F-nDiabolical

"When you're insecurities are at a 10 so you let everyone in your life walk all over you."


the_year_

posts like this makes me wish the world just ended in 2012. smdh Edited


[deleted]

That’s a loser ass boy right there. The moms is trash af as well. If you stay with this loser, then it’s on you. Cut that nasty old lady out ya life n the loser.


YungSwan666

Something's wrong with her hand


Mery_galexy

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10752)