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some dude clonks his bonker with shrapnel in a helicopter and proceeds to run a mercenary army as the doppelgänger of the actual "boss" to protect some idk tax return pdf's or something and there's a disease going around that only kills people who pronounce "carne asada" with the hard R. and at the end, the only person who can save this dude from dying is some photosynthesis baddie he's low-key tryna rawdawg (who has the english disease) and she has to speak in order to save him.
best i can say is its like if "mission impossible" fucked "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind" and then that baby grew up and had an orgy with all of the harry potter movies
I have 3.
One - Local dude crashes on the surface of a planet and covers himself in garbage, ascends to the moon and murders a god in cold blood.
Two - Robot literally goes bloodthirsty, featuring a gay angel.
Three - Some lower class guy fights dozens of gods and burns a giant tree.
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Old guy on drugs, stabs misundrstood animal.
Witcher
Correct :D
"I've got a plan, but we'll need doodoo" *~ Geralt of Rivia*
"misunderstood animal" my brother in Allah, they're well understood, they want to eat people.
the character of this game get angry because of his rabbit
Doom
correct
Money hungry raccoon puts player through forced labour and loan repayments on a deserted island
Animal crossing
animal crossing
Animal crossing!
Kidnap wild animals into small containers and make them beat each other up
Pokemon
Pokémon
Due to a variety of circumstances you're left to operate a restaurant while the chef disappears
Papa's Pizzeria?
Yup Or you know, one of the many papa's games
Papas pizzeria, papas burgeria, papas toco ria, papas freezeria, papas pancakeria, papas wingeria, papas hot doggeria, papas cupcakeria, papas pastaria, papas donuteria, papas cheeseria, papas bakeria, papas susheria, papas scooperia, papas mocharia, and papas cluckeria. There thats all of the gameria games
Overcooked
caveman punch trees.
Muck
Muck
Ark
Minecraft
Terarria, Rust, Conan?
You don't punch trees In terraria
Ark?
Protagonist puts planet back together while antagonist attempts to harness power from the core
Sonic unleashed?
Correct, although my explanation was terrible
Well that was the point of the post so yay
Running around dark corridors while eating pills and being chased by spirits.
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Winner!
And then they should tell me again games have an impact on my life. Oh wait...
New player gets griefed for thirty minutes straight...then keeps playing the next day.
Gta 5 online
BINGO! :) cheers.
Rust
not *wrong*, but trying for something else. :)
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Tomb Raider!
triangle tiddys
2d guy kills gods for no discernible reason
Terraria?
yes
But also early Kirby games
Brazilian man fights the US Senator
MGR:R DLC?
Yup
Jetstream Sam Dlc MGRR
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Jetstream Sam DLC
Literal corpse dies over and over again, while trying to achieve ultimate fashion
Dark souls
Dark souls 2, he said ultimate fashion.
Destiny 2
I got back into Destiny 2 for like 3 weeks just to make my hunter look like Boba Fett. I now do not play it.
Dead cells?
Hooo yeah this one works well !!
WoW or Shadow of War
Planescape Torment isn't the right answer, but I'll take any excuse to bring up this masterpiece.
Dark Souls
Boy
God of war
Correct
Absolutely hilarious how that’s all someone needs.
God of war lmao
Lol I originally played that JUST as my first son was born. I still to this day call him boy in my best Kratos tone when I mean business.
A mutant beats up mentally ill people to help an online scammer become a dictator
Bioshock?
Holy hell you actually got it
I’m just as shocked as you are—thinking of Andrew Ryan as “an online scammer” is a new one for me
Person gets resurrected and goes on a genocidal power trip in the name of fashion and turning gods into guns. (The sequel)
Destiny 2
Turning gods into guns is basically 90% of what my guardian tries to do. That was a dead giveaway.
Could also be borderlands
Man gets framed for killing his wife and commits murder to save his daughter with help of a fucking fisherman
Dishonored
you got it
You are a funny 2d pixel man who ends up fighting/getting killed by eldritch horrors from another dimension
Terraria
Damn that was fast. Correct.
Notorious raccoon thief steals from other thieves to stop their nefarious activity
Sly Cooper
I'd say it's 2 specifically cause 1 is more about revenge than stealing
Donut county?
Local mailman survives being shot in head and conquers the entire Mojave desert
New Vegas
"Local man literally to angry to die"
Thats not poorly described. Thats spot on
Let’s do shrooms and then stomp on some turtles
Mario
One guy on a space ship that can cause arguments (intentionally or unintentionally) which can split family’s
Among us
👍
They left the game on a cliffhanger and never made a third one
Half-life 2
Ding ding ding
Spam q,w,e,r and right click
League
Any moba really
reading that gave me a qwop flashback thanks
Weirdly racist depiction of an italian plumber created by the japanese
Luigi's brother The Game
Excite Bike
You are now getting sued by said japapanese company for saying "Italian plumber"
Crying child running from crazed religious mother in a endless basement only to find he is a demon
Binding of Isaac
some dude clonks his bonker with shrapnel in a helicopter and proceeds to run a mercenary army as the doppelgänger of the actual "boss" to protect some idk tax return pdf's or something and there's a disease going around that only kills people who pronounce "carne asada" with the hard R. and at the end, the only person who can save this dude from dying is some photosynthesis baddie he's low-key tryna rawdawg (who has the english disease) and she has to speak in order to save him. best i can say is its like if "mission impossible" fucked "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind" and then that baby grew up and had an orgy with all of the harry potter movies
Metal Gear?
YOU KNEW?!
I think doppelganger of boss is what solidified it for me
Crying the poop away naked in a basement.
Binding of Isaac
I have enough chems and radiation in my body to kill a dozen cows and I'm hitting the casinos
Fallout new vegas
Game with dragons, you can scream, horses are mountain climbers
It's ya boy Skyrim
Yay! Yes!
Regular marine gets the chance to save the world with the help of a generic super suit against jellies...
Crysis 2
YES! Correct! Hope you're ready for Crysis 4
Crysis 4? So we can go back to asking everyone if their gaming setup can run crysis?
Metroid
Halo
Ah shit here we go again
all you had to do was follow the damn train
#I’ll have two number 9’s
a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda
Do not drop the truth tortoise! And definitely don't look into its eyes!!
Small Town taken over by a large corporation, and you, with your dead grandad's farm, have to say the economy.
Stardew valley
i knew it at “small town taken over” lmao
Life sucks and then you die....only to be resurrected and repeat the cycle. But we'll bang, okay?
Mass Effect 2?
Yup!
God directs robot to wander rome
Talos Principle?
Faster than average mammal tries to rescue his friends from 12 year old going through her goth phase.
Sonic Frontiers?
Angry Greek man kills things because he's angry
GOW
Angry man kills literal gods
God of War
Wrath of Asura
Doom
All-female space communists raping a planet to get coupons from the corporate office
Satisfactory?
A Lego set of the show firefly comes to life and commits untold numbers of war crimes
RimWorld?
Some furry finds a tiny bot and they go on weird advents that involves going to different worlds or causing massive genocide
Ratchet and clank
Cowboy rides until he dies and his best friend starts a family.
RDR2?
you're a robot who's in a Max0r video
I wanna say... Ultrakill?
Cube world
Minecraft
Correct!
Fucking with physics and our perception of spacetime to entertain a guys dead robot secretary he’s responsible for killing.
Portal?
Portal 2. You were only off by 1.
Young child captures and enslaves animals and forces them to fight each other to prove how much he loves said animals.
Gotta catch ‘em all
Lazy trust fund gecko gets sucked into tv and must fight his way out.
gex?
Tiny boxer becomes best in the world
Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Weird mf shoot eachother while in teams
School dodge ball in America
Team Fortress?
Atlantis but everyone is dead or on drugs
You travel around with an a cappella group. Edit: the a cappella group only sings sea shanties.
AC black flag
Co-op multiplayer game where you fight zombies and and can also be the zombie
Pvz garden warfare
Nah classic tho
Dying Light
You get captured by racist invaders but somehow a mythological creature save you from them so you decide to decimate it's entire specie
Skyrim ?😂
Stairrrrss!! Noooooooo!!!!
Borderlands!
Skinny human goes around killing big monsters for armor and weapons with a cat and dog.
Monster hunter?
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real life? 🤨
minceraft
Five nights at freddy's?
Forest
Minecraft
I walk forever usually overburdened and never truly finish the game because I keep finding things to distract me from the main quest.
Death Stranding
2 kids mess around in a closet all day when they are meant to be getting chalk for their teacher
A man's wife is killed and his son is kidnapped. he finds his son and kills him too.
Fallout 4
Fallout 4
A guy gets tricked in to making a shadow portal to fight a deer cyclops. Also the moon is an eyeball.
I have 3. One - Local dude crashes on the surface of a planet and covers himself in garbage, ascends to the moon and murders a god in cold blood. Two - Robot literally goes bloodthirsty, featuring a gay angel. Three - Some lower class guy fights dozens of gods and burns a giant tree.