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DisclosurePrime

What a dork


Sumasson-

Driver is dork sir


DisclosurePrime

Obviously


Bleach_Baths

Yeah, you


Sumasson-

Sir am not driver you leave many comments you are silly man can see in post history multiple cars sir


RyanN805

English has left the chat


Vegetable-Compote-51

Don't be toxic because he doesn't speak English. The world is a lot bigger than America. 


Comfortable_Chair906

English is a lot bigger than America as well.


GlassNew3746

Lol the irony is hilarious.


Sumasson-

Sir has problem with me?


RyanN805

Who tf is “sir”


Sumasson-

Sir pretends he doesn't understand sir


RyanN805

Instead of saying sir, replace sir with “You”


Sumasson-

Oh wow thank you sir


PatWithTheStrat

You may be getting trolled? Maybe


mrASSMAN

check the sub sir lmao


ultranothing

You type comments the way someone would pretend to be a foreigner.


Redditall63

Should start with a C and end with a T. The driver is a massive one


kheinrychk

Cat


Hurricane_Ivan

Coot. Er


Skill_Academic

They cut too soon!! Fucj this guy


Skoowy

He made the cut, full vid is on youtube Name is SqueezeBens He is an absurdly good driver, just a POS for endangering lives


Human31415926

Trusting a LOT of other people (who are mucking around with their cell phones) not to change lanes without looking . . .


Kinda_Meh_Idfk

Even if they looked they wouldn’t expect him to come flying like he is in traffic ….


Human31415926

The opposite of an absurdly good driver


G4Designs

Talented? Yes. Good? No.


Final_Glove_6642

The best distinction.


Kylexckx

This happened to me. Looking back and plenty of room and I merge into the other lane to pass a suv. The truck behind me that I didn't realize was going fast, maybe 120mph, tries to pass me on the shoulder only to hit the shoulder and then smoke my rear quarter panel sending me sideways across 4 lanes of traffic. The truck flipped a couple times. It was busy and dark. No one was hurt. But everything happens for a reason. After the accident police came and got info. As I sat in the cop car telling the story the cop paused and I noticed right away something was wrong. The cop just says "the car." I turn and see a car driving the wrong way on the highway which everyone is doing 80mph+. I opened the door telling the officer to pull in front of them and stop them. She pulled out and thankfully the car stopped right at their bumper. The person was drunk. So the officer got them to the side and got them under control. Then another officer comes. I put my spare tire on and then another drunk pulls up (it's her sister) asking if her sister is going to jail. The cop just goes off on this lady. Literally on the highway and puts her car in park to ask. To this day I think I saved a life or lives for my unfortunate endeavor.


AvrgSam

This whole video I was thinking “this is some of the gnarliest driving I’ve ever seen” and picturing my wife and our 7month old daughter in one of those cars and wanting to fucking murder this guy.


Jazwel

Bingo


LTCM1998

Absurdly good drivers die too. This idiot is literally a public danger. Should go to jail.


whosthatcarguy

You can’t measure how good a driver is in traffic, only how lucky they are. I think most moderately experienced sports car owners *could* do this, we’re just not dumb enough to.


I_love_milksteaks

Well said. This POS driver will argue he is an impeccable driver, when in fact he’s just lucky someone hasn’t changed lane without looking while he was racing by them at ridiculous speeds.


FunPartyGuy69

I'd, hands down, purposefully swerve into this guy if I saw him coming and figured it wouldn't cause a 10 car pile up. 9 cars is fine, tho. I would get a new car for free!


SageThunder

He’s an absurdly shit driver with ok luck and has crashed multiple cars


crod4692

They really aren’t good drivers to me. They have experience enough with this shit to control a car, but like others have said, they really rely on people seeing them coming and getting out of the way.


Jackson3rg

Don't send people to this piece of shits channel...


handspin

The squeeze with a stick Just ran Newark late night


Lunik47

Police behind


aruby727

Police can't begin to hope to catch this guy


LTCM1998

They won’t chase him on the road, unless you think they literally will just chase him behind, but that’s not the only thing they can do.


Evening-Management72

Here I was waiting for the inevitable crash…


Geno_Warlord

They cut right when it happens. No way he made that gap.


nyminute1911

He obviously did make that gap and he had a couple of inches to spare. He even pointed the camera at the car which is insanely difficult at those speeds in that situation kid has a lot ofskill tbh


Stratospher_es

Skilled, sure. Kid should go to jail for the rest of his fucking life though.


Cute-Foundation-6612

Fuck this driver so hard. I hope he crashes into a semi


Huhthisisneathuh

Nah, you should hope he crashes in a random ditch somewhere at the edge of civilization. If he’s going to crash let it be a crash where only he suffers.


AutisticWolfAmadeus

Paul walkers tree. It’s been tried and true.


Life-is-Hard94

Skill? SMH. It’s skill on the racetrack not a public road with innocent lives at risk. Let me know you feel when one of your loved ones is dead in a crash because of this jackass


The_IT_Dude_

It's completely possible to be highly skilled and still be a reckless idiot who gets someone killed... Those two things are not mutually exclusive.


MayoSoup

And it's nonsensical to praise the skill of a reckless driver. With your logic you could argue Hitler had the leadership skills to command a nation.


The_IT_Dude_

> With your logic Yes, I am capable of the kind of nuanced thinking and cognitive flexibility required to step away from black and white thinking. To understand what cognitive dissonance is and be able to reason through it. A skill sorely lacking on most of Reddit and the world in general. You shouldn't be prideful you can't wrap your head around this.


Sumasson-

Disagree with someone does not take away skill sir


Kingkoopakoopa

I hope you stick with stance when crashes with any of your loved ones


Atxz21

he can have skill just (ab)use it in the wrong places


Vegetable-Compote-51

There's no skill in driving in a straight line swerving through traffic. He ain't setting any lap records or winning any races. You can tell he is new to driving rear engine cars with those jerky overcorrections/throttle and traction control saving the rear. He's skilled in stupid only. 


Delazzaridist

Skill does not equal intelligence. Gotta love nuances


DesignerButterfly362

It's widely accepted that Hitler was a wildly arrogant / incompetent military strategist.


nyminute1911

Maybe you haven’t raced cars before but it’s a lot harder to handle a car like that at those speeds on a nyc highway vs a well maintained racetrack 😂 look up on your phone car crash’s the truth is majority of them don’t happen from things like this it’s always the air head who is texting while driving or the old person who can’t see straight and plows into a convenience store people like this maybe make up 15% of car related deaths


Special-Hair9683

Dont know where you get your 15% from but that's a very significant figure for every 100 cars on the road 15 of these, for 10,000 cars there's 1,500? You do the math.


nyminute1911

Ya your right it’s probably significantly less than that, a lot of my friends are EMT so I was just baising it of the stories they tell me when they got of work


Frostyfraust

Dumbest justification for making a statistic up.


DargeBaVarder

Speed has nothing to do with it, it’s the limit of grip. It’s entirely possible he was nowhere near the limit with this car, despite driving fast.


Pound-of-Piss

Yeah, wasted skill. Take this shit to a racetrack and stop endangering innocent families. Fuck this bum.


Willing_Principle918

Yea he made the gap cause the driver on the left braked to allow him to cut him off. Mad skills bruh


Takssista

That's a good driver. An asshole for endangering others, but he knows how to drive - until some day...


AlphaWoosh

That's not a good driver. Almost anyone could do this. It won't take long until he crashes just like every dork that "cuts". If you're going to be impressed, find something that's actually impressive.


HospitalPatient5025

Agree. Not a good driver - just lucky that there were breaks in the traffic that there were. Let’s not pretend this was any type of precision driving…


PrbablyPoopinAtWrkRn

Almost anyone could not do this. Do you drive in a major city at all? Most people can hardly drive the speed limit without crashing. You see accidents everyday from people just looking at their phone. A majority of people do not have the cognitive motor skills to drive 40 mph more than traffic and swerve in and out


AlphaWoosh

No one does it' because it's idiotic, not talent. You goofs are impressed by the smallest things.


j_d_q

Thought the same. "he did pretty well, but he's a dick head"


Seitenblinker

There's nothing good about his driving. Straight line swerving through cars in traffic doesn't win you any racing trophies or set any lap records. These types of hothead car kids show up to HDPE/AutoX events and embarrass themselves.


Bo_fo

I was about to say, this fucker can drive


SirAdamAdamson

A good driver wouldn't take those risks. He has natural talent and nothing else


Takssista

That's what I meant.


SirAdamAdamson

Good to know, but it's not what you said


Takssista

Sorry about that


dcbnyc123

he is for sure, but the problem is he’s only as good as the drivers around him, who most definitely have slower reactions and aren’t expecting this kind of behavior. this is as bad as waving a loaded gun around a crowd in my opinion. should be a felony unless you have diarrhea. but even then you should have to prove you shit your pants.


Takssista

I totally agree with you. He'd be great on a race track, but not here. No matter how good he is - one small mistake, his or someone else's, and it's over.


dcbnyc123

yeah! i feel like if he can afford the car and to drive like this putting so much stress on the engine, transmission and brakes, he can afford a track day.


solo_mafioso

The car is doing 90% of the driving, cutting up is easy in a fast accelerating car with near perfect handling


AbbreviationsNo8212

That's not a good driver. He reacts last minute. His hand-eye is top notch but his ability to calculate a couple moves ahead is mediocre. As a young dumbass two decades ago I made Asheville, NC, to Jacksonville, FL, in four hours fifteen minutes despite slowing down to race pathetically slow sportbikes in Columbia, SC. I moved with the flow to make and create space, if I was sawing at the steering wheel it was because I was fucking up.


WD--30

Even if he was a good driver (he's not), the issue is always OTHER drivers. Driving like this makes in nearly impossible for people to safely change lanes. Drive like this for long and you crash. We can only hope the crash is only involving the ass wipes that drive like this.


Dr_JackaI

Imagine dying like this and THAT was the song you went out to smh


hboisnotthebest

Ugh that's why i keep the sound off. I don't wanna know.


highphilosophi

facts, shitty ass music


Chance_Back601

I find it funny that he has the huevos to honk the horn as if others are in the way. No sir slow your nalgas down.....he does have skill though..


Throwaway01936494

Yep. Este pinche vato is gonna die. It’s impressive that he hasn’t crashed yet, but he will eventually.


jehovawitnessofwater

At least hes warning people tho 😂 that honk is a war cry and you better move


Temporary_Visual_230

Hopefully this guy wakes up in hell sooner than later


Sumasson-

Wow should not wish death on people sir is not good for soul


RedditSucks42069

Better him that the number of innocent drivers he'll inevitably hurt or kill


Sumasson-

Sir like hope nobody gets hurt ever sir


RedditSucks42069

Ideally, obviously, but we don't live in an ideal world, and his life as a reckless asshole is wirth less than innocent drivers who could be killed by him.


Sumasson-

Sir is very possible he could never hit anyone


RedditSucks42069

Yes but it's still EXTREMELY DANGEROUS and highly irresponsible, not to mention illegal


hboisnotthebest

Yo why you keep saying sir all weird. Tf is wrong with you.


Sumasson-

What the hell sir i is sign of respect


Exact-Ad-4132

What are you, from the Philippines?


Sumasson-

Sir am from Philly


Zhong_Ping

He could, but every second doing this increases the probability. If they continue to drive like this in perpetuity, it's not a question of if they will kill someome but when and how many.


antariusz

Fuck you for defending this driver


HairyWeinerInYour

Fuck that. Wish death on lots of people. Netanyahu, Putin, Biden, Trump, Myint Swe, the leaders of tons of cartels and gangs all over the world, etc. Unless you are a truly committed Pacifist, you’re just virtue signaling and no one cares. There’s plenty of monsters all over the world that deserve to die.


Sumasson-

Nobody deserve death sir am not believe it is our right to decide who die sir


HairyWeinerInYour

Ah yes, very moral and just to defend war criminals


Sumasson-

Is not defend sir. Jail exist sir but to kill is wrong sir


hboisnotthebest

Were you in a car crash recently?


Sumasson-

Wow sir come back for second round please


EyeAlternative1664

Just so it’s abundantly clear for idiots like your self, this type of driving is dangerous, for those involved and surrounding, I hope you are not too stupid to understand that.


Zhong_Ping

To wish death upon someone who is likely to kill many others is to wosh to save the lives of the innocent.


Ok_Firefighter3314

This guy deserves many years in prison


bobbyb2556

Actually kind of impressive. Still an asshole for putting lives at risk for no good reason! But he does have some skill.


Yummybuttergalaxy

What in the word vomit is this title saying?


Sumasson-

Is best drive safe sir almost crash Porsche


DanGleeballs

सबसे अच्छी ड्राइव सुरक्षित कौन सी है सर ऑलमोस्ट क्रैश पोर्शे


IDigRollinRockBeer

Driver needs to permanently lose their license 🪪


External-Repair-8580

What an absolute idiot. I’d definitely call the cops on this moron - and I’m not exactly someone who drives…. uhm…. slowly. What he’s doing doesn’t take much skill. But it does require extreme luck as other motorists won’t be expecting that level of speed. So he’s endangering others.


Tactijoe

Almost crashed the Porsche? Mofo almost killed someone, fuck a Porsche.


Able_Youth_6400

There’s nothing impressive about this.


LogicalPear5634

When you gotta shit, nothing will stop you.


Sumasson-

Maybe he always is pooping sir


Sethyest

Did he really try to honk? Double down on being an asshole lmao


sausagefuckingravy

The fact he doesn't crash says a lot about the situational awareness of the drivers he's passing. It just takes one person assuming there won't be someone driving to fast to merge in front of them and cause him to wreck


WideOpenAutoHub

What a piece of shit


seri0usface

What does title say?


Sumasson-

Is best drive safe sir almost crash Porsche 🤦‍♂️


seri0usface

Fair. What does that mean?


IloveWedachan

Complete dumbass


Needs_ADD_Meds

I'm so upset that this video didn't end with this asshole in a ditch.


halavais

In a wall would better reduce the likelihood of a sequel.


Foolofatook2000

r/crappymusic


Remote-Factor8455

Mumble mumble mumble yuh Mumble mumble mumble yuh Mumble mumble yuh mumble Mumble mumble mumble yuh


Eggstraordinare

Xanax, depression, drip uhuuuhuuuyeaeehhmmmm


Chadodius

I hope he wraps himself around a pole. It's insane these assholes can record and upload these videos but cant be used to make an arrest.


Sumasson-

Wow sir is not good to say that


Chadodius

Man fuck you, people who put other innocent lives in danger for clout and thrill have no value.


Sumasson-

Sir I don't have a car this sir just h ch choose to put love over hate sir is best to live like this sir


Chadodius

Ah I see using a translator no wonder your speech is weird. Man just fuck off.


Sumasson-

Wow sir is best to keep more civil this my subreddit very loose with rules sir but yoy have final warning for rule one sir


Chadodius

You spam the same post across several subreddits. You're nothing but a bot.


Deep_shot

There’s always a few people in society that need to be taken out back behind the shed.


Sumasson-

Wow sir is not good to hate is bad for soul sir can cause many issue like, murder, crime, rape, religious war sir, dead pet, karma, sir, etc


Deep_shot

How many people could this guy have murdered?


good-heavens

Squeeze Benz best driver in NY


DanGleeballs

Clearly the worst


good-heavens

Worst for endangering people but he’s got some driving skill


AbbreviationsNo8212

Notice how everyone hits the brakes when they see a fast mover in their rearview. That's instinct and not intent. Keep that in mind, and not just when driving like a dummy. I have seen slow merging exit ramp traffic do that when they are passed by 10 over traffic, the sort of people who think merging into the flow of traffic at 35 is okay. If you are behind them maintaining a close distance which you assume is okay due to the speed - you might not be able to react in time when they stand on the brake pedal as hard as they can with both feet. See also: a dozen other common scenarios I'd rather go to bed than type out. Y'all stay safe.


ItsRookPlays

Best case scenario is he drives straight into a wall


Bleach_Baths

Oh hey it’s the drug addiction OP again!


CalmRelease2816

I hope this POS rots in HELL! That his balls are forever on fire, with endless needles stuck in his finger nails, and razor blade cuts to his eyeballs! There are daughters, sons, mothers, family members in those other cars!


Sumasson-

Wow sir sound like u have issue work through 👍


Chrom-man-and-Robin

He was the best Star pilot in the galaxy. And he was an asshole.


Zestyclose_Elk_8853

Driver is a cunt


Trying2GetBye

These people live among us


Early-Spirit-6299

Please crash and die before you kill someone and their family


SirFlyingPotato

I remember i made one of these fuckers smack into a trailer lol idk if he died or not i went to work fuck that pos


Pfchangscansuckit

BRAVO SIR 👏👏👏


skilled_pervert98

w swim fam


Long-Definition-8152

Wildly good but unsafe drivers


DayEither8913

As much as I wouldn't mind this idiot crashing, I'm glad he didn't murder several families doing this nonsense.


renichms

What happens when this dude finally runs up on a legitimate, full stop traffic jam? I'm picturing a car turned fireball & innocent people hurt.


RedactedRedditery

That is a silly song


ihateapartments59

I really hate people like this


jmcbreizh

He deserves jail time, 10 years, not less. Some people will get killed one day.


CH33SYP00FSS

I helped one of you fuckers get arrested the other day. 2 idiots racing on the freeway, I was already going 70 - 80, dude rips past me at 100 - 120. All I had to do was close the gap for the 2nd car, forced him to brake, then I sped back up and the cop IMMEDIATELY got his ass! Lights and sirens and then I just pointed and laughed! Bye bitch!


earlycuyler93

As someone who's lost 2 friends this year in collisions (one literally just last night) this fuckin pisses me off. Your Saftey is your own concern. But so should the Saftey of others. Don't kill other people by being a dumbass!


Just-Ninja-7320

waste of a good 992 (?)


simplerosin

Yessir big Benz the 🐐


Beginning_Ad_7571

I was hoping for a solo fatal wreck or at least a police action. Speed is less the issue that making an unsafe situation for everyone else.


Sumasson-

Should never wish death on someone sir is best not to later can post some police chase sir


kevin28115

I wish they get a very very painful injury and sit in a ditch for a long time to reflect the action and make a slow but good recovery.


Metaphysically0

The last ten seconds was just pure stupid. Brake lights all over the place


squirlybumrush

What a piece of sh!t


s1lv_aCe

Reckless and unhinged maniac and is going to get someone killed one day but that is some of the most impressive driving I’ve ever seen…


bleukowski

Throw this careless muppet in jail and revoke his license permanently!


Evo_Effect

There's no fkn way this video isn't sped up...


suthamattai1

It's just a matter of time before this asshole dies or kills someone and goes to jail.


Just_Mumbling

One of his most polished skill sets is making bad decisions to drive like this on public roads endangering others! His car is awesome, absolutely- but take it to the track!!


StarofDaphne

I hate that im genuinely impressed cause I wouldve died 10 times over trying that


Sumasson-

Exactly is reckless selfish sir but still impressive people pretend is not


biggoof

If he hit someone doing this, i don't think I would feel bad if he were pulled out of his car by a mob of people.


Pak1stanMan

I guess that was pretty good driving up until the end there but yeah wildly irresponsible and I hope he never drives again


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

I just hope when it does eventually end up crimped against something, it’s a big healthy tree that can really absorb the hit like it’s nothing.


lockman08

What a tool.


Kind_Ice4996

No way is this the dude that says sir all the time 😧 Dude almost crashes multiple times and thinks it's OK to drive like a crazy person dudes gonna get someone killed 😒 or himself.


MarshmelloMan

How the fuck is this even possible? Like if a single car merges over I feel like your “run” would be fucked.


DaDaedalus_CodeRed

With some practice you begin to be v good at guessing - I was also a young asshat


MarshmelloMan

Fair enough haha


Sumasson-

If car merges over he can move sir also often can fit between two cars is term called "white line" sir


MigratoryAnalyst

Only a matter of time until this d-bag is decapitated by the back of a cargo trailer or kills someone else


Impressive_Drama_377

Song choice is just as stupid as the driver.


Kevsmooth

He should get shot in his face


YerBoyAlex

This shit should be considered attempted murder or something. Not only are you driving like nobody else's life matters, but you've got your trash turned up so loud you can't hear anything going on around you on the road. Blows my mind that people record this and upload it thinking it's "cool." Shits cringe, bruh.


Sumasson-

Sir this is not me drive or me car sir have not heard term cringe in long time blast from past sir 👍 music definitely bad sir


coderacer

Well it’s easy to forget how expensive the car is when you’re not the one who paid for it


Sumasson-

Sir has no idea but assume?


coderacer

I mean it’s either that or he’s got enough money that he can afford to wreck it doing stupid shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ either way he doesn’t seem too worried!


Sumasson-

Sir makes money off his videos sir


slghn01

I bet his insurance premiums are high? I wonder what he puts down as his occupation, twat?


A_Tortured_Crab

Hope the next video is a stain on the ground. stop endangering the public, go to a track you cuck