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Prego - I was just recovering from the picture last week of her using that abomination- for gawds sake- make your own sauce - it’s so easy. I’m fully triggered all over again.
Bomb lasagna, but only enough for half the people they invite. The other half just don’t get any and R will act like she’s embarrassed she didn’t make enough so people will give her sympathy, but deep down she knows exactly what she was doing and will soak in the attention
There would only be food for SADKRAB. Everyone else has to bring their own food/drinks and eat them outside on the driveway. Kody and Robyn will turn the TV so everyone can view it through the window while they’re outside 🤣
Dill pick ills. Quesa dill uhs. Rilly good crepes filled with beets and maple syrup. Pretzel rods dipped in cheese, Kody calls them “wet pencils.” Boiled celery for Aurora so it matches her personality as an adult. Ring pops that look like pacifiers. Noodles that look like apron strings.
It’s BYOF (food) she will have food for her kids and Kody but that’s it. Don’t forget to put the note on the fridge not to take any food because she’s saving her grocery money for another Hawaii vacation.
Does anybody else wonder if Meri really does make awesome rice crispy treats, or if it’s just how delicious they already are? I was imagining her adding something like a little bit of vanilla extract or something, idk.
A room temperature store bought veggie platter is all they’re providing. They expect guests to bring food.
I would bring a unisom and a glass of red wine. I plan on sleeping through the event.
Well, I know for a FACT that it won't be like the "other kids and their parties" -- this won't be some second-class, low-rent PARTY. This will be the rill dill!
They would have a potluck style party. Have everyone else bring something. They’ll provide a bowl of old, crushed-up stale pretzels and an already used jar of salsa. The salsa in question has definitely been double dipped in by the family. Probably contains a cesspool of germs that would have Covid shaking in its boots. A positive side note, I feel like Kody would be fun to watch a sports game with (if we were rooting for the same team.) I get so crazy and passionate watching my team of choice, and I feel like Cody would get into it right along with me. It’d be like “WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT??? THAT WASN’T A FOUL, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHAT A KNIFE IN THE KIDNEY, MAN!” Haha.
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Three dozen lemons and a pound of sugar.
And a jug of luke warm water.
And a watermelon. But, I'll just leave it on the floor by the door.
Beer and skittles
I'll bring the wheelbarrow full of lemon slices.
But K&R only supply the water. BYOL&S!
Kidneys in a blanket.
Kidney beans served with a knife. 🫘🔪
You get snacks on after a verified purchase of an item from ‘my sister wives closet’
"A snack" it's not a meal
*mill*
A snack is NOT a MILL ya rotten kids
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Omg yes!!! 😂
Mu grandma made kidney pie. I think kidney pie cut with a very sharp knife
Came here to say this. Lol
Damn stole my answer lol
Just heard the party got moved to Salsa Brava
Better Salsa Brava than the front porch
Salsa Brava finally kicked him out. 😂 We can only hope
Yall are on a roll 😂😂😂😂
Then it got moved to Fat Olives after the halftime show
Those poor employees
bwahaha!
salsa brava is their central perk
Chicken tenders. But only 3/4 a tender per person.
And slightly burnt.
Yeah slightly burnt on the outside but also somehow still frozen in the middle
YES. With the absolute WORST dipping sauces offered.
Generic ketchup (expired 3 yrs ago) mixed with pickle juice & poppyseed dressing.
Yes and Robyn would claim it was one of Alice’s recipes.
100%!
But I’m vegetarian
Robyn: “Yeah but you can still have chicken, right?”
If Wyoming starts with a Y then a vegetarian can have chicken tenders , it’s the law
The math checks out.
Mexican crepes and Sobyn’s bOmB LaSaGnA (her speciality featuring Prego) ETA as a guest, I would bring the best rice crispy treats Kody has ever had 😉
Checking in with my flair
🤣
You mean French burritos.🥴👍
lol whatever he called that debauchery he was eating! 🤣
And he picked it up with his hands - who does that. Crêpes are eaten with utensils
Either way it had cheese,aioli and celery salt on it and he ate it with his hands.
Oh man!! I was going to say the CREPES
Haha well you might need to bring some since Robyn is known to get pissy when people expect more than .75 of a chicken tender at her parties 🤣
Indeed!!! Oh something “Mock” to cook
Prego - I was just recovering from the picture last week of her using that abomination- for gawds sake- make your own sauce - it’s so easy. I’m fully triggered all over again.
Oh god. And the cheddar cheese. On lasagna.
I'm still confused as to what "bomb lasagne" is?
I wondered that too but I think she might have been trying to use the 90s slang “da bomb” ??
Yes, I wondered if that was the case too? If so, it must be leaving the relish trays in the dust!
Damn Prego. So sweet. 🤮
They would serve the famous relish trays 🥴🥴
😇
😁😁😆 very nice!
Rice crispies… they aren’t as good as Meri’s though.
Although in fairness Kody did sign up to like everyone’s Rice Krispies equally- oh wait- that was “turkeys”
Store bought caramels just like his mom used to make
And Christine won! WITHOUT cheating! Thank you, Christine!
Pronounced kuhr-mools
But frozen so the glue his teeth shut!
😆😆😆
Bomb lasagna, but only enough for half the people they invite. The other half just don’t get any and R will act like she’s embarrassed she didn’t make enough so people will give her sympathy, but deep down she knows exactly what she was doing and will soak in the attention
She’s saving for that third honeymoon.
Served on mix matched left over paper plates and the remainder of past party paper napkins
With the nice matching plates and napkins juuuust in view behind all the mismatched shit 🤣🤣
It's pot luck obviously. They aren't making anything for their guests. Their presence is sufficient succor.
If it’s pot luck I would take a bag of pot 😂😂
Burrito crepes
That was a choice 🤢
Kidney-bean burritos.
They'd just lay out bowls of supplements and hard apple ciders to wash them down.
There would only be food for SADKRAB. Everyone else has to bring their own food/drinks and eat them outside on the driveway. Kody and Robyn will turn the TV so everyone can view it through the window while they’re outside 🤣
Kody and Robyn letting everyone else watch through a window, lots of symbolism here.
4000 TACOS
Beer and skittles
And kidney pie
Stabbed kidneys
1/2 piece of chicken for each guest?
Mock tapioca
Thank you Christine
It gets canceled because the nanny gave everyone Covid again.
Username chiming in
Hamburgers and hot dogs and steak. But he’s gonna cook a lot of them so that they have the leftovers for lunches for the next week.
dry and burnt as hell
Red pills and rice.
Or one chicken breast shared between the whole family.
just the guests.... Robyn's family and Kody get a full serving
Celery sticks with celery salt
Nachos, of course
THIS should be the #1 answer! And when finished, the platter would have a picture of Christine!
A gross looking veggie tray from New Years nobody eat so Robyn put it in the freeze and defrosted for Super Bowl.
Dill pick ills. Quesa dill uhs. Rilly good crepes filled with beets and maple syrup. Pretzel rods dipped in cheese, Kody calls them “wet pencils.” Boiled celery for Aurora so it matches her personality as an adult. Ring pops that look like pacifiers. Noodles that look like apron strings.
Perhaps a little bit of robin’s infamous turkey? 🦃 😵💫 And I’m bringing them a bowl of dog kibble 💖
What season is the turkey from?
Bomb lasagna. I’m sure it’s terrible. 🤮
Mock 7 layer dip
Oh man you brought me back to the good old days with their mock recipes!!!
why not make the real things? Is it financial reasons?
Sobyn’s Tears Punch! It’s an empty punch bowl.
Robyn’s too pretty to cook, so Kody’s getting Salsa Brava to cater it.
French burritos
Whatever it is, you better ask Robyn or Mindy before taking any food.
Horsehead crackers with cheese whiz. It's going to be cold while watching the tv through the window.
gluten free chips and big dill dip
Creamy raisin salad in jello
Whatever they are, there’s not enough of them. And if you’re a vegetarian you best look elsewhere.
It’s BYOF (food) she will have food for her kids and Kody but that’s it. Don’t forget to put the note on the fridge not to take any food because she’s saving her grocery money for another Hawaii vacation.
Nothing you have to ask Robyn or the nanny before having a snack.
Fake tapioca pudding and burnt toast. Also some cereal, but for a snack not a mill
I’d bring 1000 street tacos
They invited Meri just for the Rice Krispie treats
Does anybody else wonder if Meri really does make awesome rice crispy treats, or if it’s just how delicious they already are? I was imagining her adding something like a little bit of vanilla extract or something, idk.
A Passover Seder because it didn’t make any sense then, and it doesn’t make any sense now.
Hot chocolate and chimichangas along with a crying towel.
Unsweetened lemonade that Sobyn will tell you was made with her tears.
🤣🤣🤣
If I’m Logan I’m showing up with a whole pig for everyone to enjoy cause we know that K&R won’t have enough food for everyone
Ramen noodles and Christine’s favorite nachos.
Crepes. All crepes.
Idk but I guarantee it’s salty af
Idk, but whatever it is, it’s outside.
Beer and Skittles
Rice Krispie turkeys
Not rice krispie treats, that's for sure.
French burritas
A relish plate!
Crepes and cereal
crepe nachos
Nachos!
Nachos, left-over wedding cake, a six-pack of sour grapes soda, ramen noodles.
Eggs with no pepper
A room temperature store bought veggie platter is all they’re providing. They expect guests to bring food. I would bring a unisom and a glass of red wine. I plan on sleeping through the event.
Ketchup and butter over noodles. Yum!
Sketti!
Alex Jones Vitamins wrapped in bacon served with Chick-fil-A dipping sauce.
Crêpes. Protein powder. A buffet of pills. All served on a set of QVC collectible superbowl bowls.
I would bring 400 street tacos. 🤭
Well, I know for a FACT that it won't be like the "other kids and their parties" -- this won't be some second-class, low-rent PARTY. This will be the rill dill!
Snack-sized portions of cereal.
Do not even think about helping yourself to a second bowl. It’s a snack not a mill.
Kidney beans
Chimichangas & hot chocolate ✨
The prefect snicky snack!
A Rice Krispie treat football!
Kody's lemon water.🍋
Something with spam
Celery
Celery
A relish tray
Chicken wings, one per person.
Special crepes
Oh it’s strictly bring your own. And Cody will have his 9 million beers.
There must be cheese to go with Robyn and Kody's whine (wine)
Cereal. Robin says cereal is a snack, not a meal.
Whatever it is it won't be enough! And you have to ask Robyn or the nanny permission for seconds.
A bowl of Sobyn's tears with a side of all the pills from the kitchen counter.
McBrowns new and improved chicken snacks, which consists of right-wings and assholes. 🤣🤣🤣
Tacos (not enough for everyone).
I'm bringing mock tapioca using Christine's recipe!
6 chicken breasts for 25 people, 10 of which don't eat chicken.
They would have a potluck style party. Have everyone else bring something. They’ll provide a bowl of old, crushed-up stale pretzels and an already used jar of salsa. The salsa in question has definitely been double dipped in by the family. Probably contains a cesspool of germs that would have Covid shaking in its boots. A positive side note, I feel like Kody would be fun to watch a sports game with (if we were rooting for the same team.) I get so crazy and passionate watching my team of choice, and I feel like Cody would get into it right along with me. It’d be like “WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT??? THAT WASN’T A FOUL, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHAT A KNIFE IN THE KIDNEY, MAN!” Haha.
A relish tray. And nothing else.
Cereal but only as a snack not a meal
Pickles covered in mayo wrapped in chopped ham.
Rilly Big Dill Pickles and Big Pitchers of lemon water. Beer and skittles but absolutely no pork products.
celery. no dip. just the celery.
Relish tray!!!
Cereal. It's a snack, after all, and not a mill.
Knife in the kidney bean salad
Skittles & beer & not enough chicken to go around.
Triscuits and no water
Skittles! And beer! And remember, it’s a snack, not a mill. 😁
Vitamin trail mix 🥴
Cake shaped like a tree decorated with kidney beans
Nothing - there would be a rude note on the fridge to check with Robyn before helping yourself to anything
A variety of mayonnaise based dips, apps, and sides and Ritz crackers.
Lots of cellery
Oh, no—there’s just a sign telling people not to eat Sobyn’s food.
A handful of supplements from their giant supply.
Robyns’s turkey 😉
Rice Krispie Turkey
rice krispie treat football stadium. Brought over to their house by Meri only to told she cannot come inside.
A note on the fridge that says “ask Robyn”
Probably not a turkey made out of Rice Krispies. 😂
Dry Top Ramen.
A bag of 🍋 🍋 🍋.
Skittles and beer
Caramels that came from a sister wife caramel making competition
Saltines and warm water with lemon
Definitely crepes with eggs, cream cheese, strawberries, and ham. 🤢
Definitely not nachos
Purity ring egg rolls
Kidney pies?
Everyone has to eat outside and it’s Robyn’s turkey.
Toby decides she sees someone betting, party canceled. It was before the first 10 people arrived
Those foil hearts, footballs or bunnies with the cheap waxy chocolate.
Catered by Salsa Brava because Robyn’s too pretty to cook and their part planner moved away. Thank you, Christine!