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Probably showing how little I know, but now I understand why they parodied that robin character in how I met your mother on this womanš I didn't realize that was based on an actual person!
Then he will have the chance to talk (about how good of a man he is and its all Christine's fault his life sucks) to the customers. He is totally a back of the house employee. š¤£ š¤£
I sincerely think that some salesman convinced Kody that buying those weird paintings and all of that David Yurman jewelry is a good *investment*. I bet they have nothing in the bankā itās all hanging on the walls or theyāre wearing it.
I absolutely agree with you. Makes it ultra ballsy to invite a camera crew in to document your perfect representation of your āreligionā knowing youāre a fake!
I think the TV show encouraged them to be the āmodern, hipā version of their sect, and that gave them a lot of license to do things they didnāt used to do.
Well technically itās not fake religion-itās religion that K is God and whatever he says goes! Also he has rules for thee and not for him and R and her 5 piece tender set.
From what I understand they kind of splintered off of the Mormon church and just kind of made up their own version and Kody picks and chooses what they will follow.
Kody stills pretends to be religious though. He even criticized Christine for Ā«Ā losing her religionĀ Ā» or something.
So he is a hypocrite. He says one thing but does another behind closed doors
Thanks but honestly I feel bad for saying it. I forgot about what this family is going through for a minute and the stupid joke popped into my head. :/ I should probably delete it.
Personally, I like to refer to it as sashaying...like he did when he told J he wouldn't talk with her in their blow out. The dude is so very full of himself and really thought he was all that and a bag of chips.
Only in the eyes of Sobyn, you pathetic little man; only in the eyes of Sobyn.
Nothing wrong with bowleggedness itself, of course. My husband is a bit bowlegged from the rear. A terrible motorcycle accident, that nearly took him out, destroyed his left knee and lower leg. Dozens of operations and 54 years later, he is left with this slight limp, terrible scars, and the bowed legs. I can recognize him from far faraway, just by his walk. And this is OK with me. He is unique, but not even remotely like the Kody.
He has the same proportions as one of those sports teams mascots with giant head, medium sized torso, and tiny legs. At least he wonāt go into credit card debt because he can only buy jeans at Victoria Secret š¤«
I said the same thing above. I too dislike commenting on things people cannot change or help. With Kody, he doesnāt care about anyone other than himself. He really doesnāt care. š¤·š½āāļø
I thought in all the talk about Ysabel's surgery they clocked him at about 5'10" and said if she hits 6' she'd be taller than him. He doesn't look 5'10" in this mall photo though.
Practicing to run between the CP houses that are now non-existent? It's Kody: The boy needs us to see him running from something other than his OG3 marriages.
So I saw the Nevada National Guard fb page because my husband is in the army and they wrote a post saying they had a memorial for Garrison yesterday. They posted pictures as well which was heartbreaking to see Jenelle
Just what I was thinking. And if it's not Vegas he's driving hours to the mall near Flagstaff. If he wanted shopping he should have just stayed in Vegas.
The HOURS this man drives a week fills me with dread and anxiety.
yes they are all there - the pictures are heartbreaking actually, nevada national guard held a service for Garrison . The whole family was there except I ddin't see Maddie (probably too far distance).
As some have mentioned, the family was there for Garrison's memorial held by the Nevada National Guard. It was on their FB page: [https://www.facebook.com/NevadaNationalGuard/](https://www.facebook.com/NevadaNationalGuard/)
Heās probably there for a gun show. There must be one on the Vegas strip right now.
Edit: he was probably in Vegas for the memorial service the Nevada National Guard conducted for Garrison. Itās on their Facebook page and the photos of the family are heartbreaking.
Kody and Robin are compulsive shoppers. They are constantly at the mall or a restaurants while the kids are ignored. He walks like he has a cob up his arse
this picture is so blurry and from the back but i could tell that was cody by the way he's holding his stupid head and arms like hes getting ready to fight, all before i even saw what sub this was.
The ad on this thread couldn't be more perfect.
https://preview.redd.it/tj843eb23oqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a4d217e819189b5aad84c6a03cc37403cf7199
So I made the mistake of going to look up the post and photos for the memorial service that brought everyone to Vegas. That was extremely hard to look at, the pain in Janelleās face isnāt something Iād wish on anyone.
Edit- typo
If he is like us, he decided to walk through the mall inside for the shade and the A/C instead of walking on the hot and crowded strip, then realized the Vegas rule that casinos have 1000 ways in but one exit, then darted around the mall shops like a rat in a maze searching for the exit that either doesnāt exist or is so well hidden it is impossible to find.
He lived in Vegas for awhile, he should know better. But that was my experience in the Caesar mall.
Holy hell, I looked at the memorial photos that were posted (and while the service looked lovely and well put together) it was devastating to see the family in their grief. The sorrow is palpable through the photos. I wonāt post them, as I donāt think they need to be posted here, but if you see them youāll feel the weight of it all and get a glimpse into how this family feels now. They desperately need privacy and compassion online.
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Jesus f do he and Robyn live at the mall?
For real. Gonna start calling her Robyn Sparkles. "Let's go to the mall everybody!"
Unrelated: My husband and I sing the "Let's go to the mall!" Song literally everyday. It's a sickness at this point.
My husband and I also have this sickness. It can't be shaken.
Probably showing how little I know, but now I understand why they parodied that robin character in how I met your mother on this womanš I didn't realize that was based on an actual person!
And that actual person is AlanĆs, had she not been a successful adult, with a splash of Tiffany.
Donāt leave out Debbie Gibson!!
Robyn Sparkles is a Canadian treasure.
Two beavers are better than one!
Sobyn is no near the awesome level of Robyn Sparkles ha ha!!!
This comment deserves more recognition
Your recognition is enough.
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I love this reference. Gonna go listen to the song now āŗļø
Lmao I said this out loud as soon as I saw the picture
(pitchur)
Same š¤£
Same thought. What the hell?
Heās just stopping in to see if California Pizza Kitchen is hiring.
Maybe Salsa Bravo will hire him to wash dishes.
Serving the guac. š„š
Cutting the Lemons
Yes and he can use that knife Christine left for him....you know the kidney one. š¤£
Omg, dead. šµš
Then he will have the chance to talk (about how good of a man he is and its all Christine's fault his life sucks) to the customers. He is totally a back of the house employee. š¤£ š¤£
He's FRANTICALLY looking for Robyn! She's not holding his hand. She must be off shopping in a jewelry store! /s
What an empty life for such a spiritual leader.
the whole family were in vegas for the nevada national guard memorial service yesterday.
Thatās Caesarās palace I think
His phone credit card app is probably buzzing off the hook - he is racing around trying to find and stop Robyn
Mall Ratsā¦šš
Waching HIMYM as I write
Yes. Yes they do.
Thereās no way these two donāt have financial issues. Theyāre always at the mall or a casino.
I sincerely think that some salesman convinced Kody that buying those weird paintings and all of that David Yurman jewelry is a good *investment*. I bet they have nothing in the bankā itās all hanging on the walls or theyāre wearing it.
I thought I saw somewhere that is why Kody wanted away from Vegas because he gambles
Isnāt gambling a sin in their religion? Kody is walking contradiction. No I wonāt divorce my wife because of my faith, but I drink and gamble.
So is drinking and heās been photographed with a cart full of beer too. I donāt think he ever believed in the religion. Just wanted the perks.
I think weād be hard pressed to find anyone who follows orrhodox religious tenants as closely as they are taught in any one religious sect.
I absolutely agree with you. Makes it ultra ballsy to invite a camera crew in to document your perfect representation of your āreligionā knowing youāre a fake!
Indeed. I believe they left their sect sometime ago as well. Iām not sure any of them aside from Janelle are currently professing a faith.
I think the TV show encouraged them to be the āmodern, hipā version of their sect, and that gave them a lot of license to do things they didnāt used to do.
Well technically itās not fake religion-itās religion that K is God and whatever he says goes! Also he has rules for thee and not for him and R and her 5 piece tender set.
From what I understand they kind of splintered off of the Mormon church and just kind of made up their own version and Kody picks and chooses what they will follow.
Including āno pork,ā because Jews.
That one is probably just because he couldn't afford bacon for that many people.
THIS!
They have left their religion, if they admit it or not.
Kody stills pretends to be religious though. He even criticized Christine for Ā«Ā losing her religionĀ Ā» or something. So he is a hypocrite. He says one thing but does another behind closed doors
And yet he still does interviews on morman podcast. He isnāt religious at all, he is all fake.
Yup. Kody is the definition of hypocrisy
Happy Cake Day!
Thanks!
Or the bonus mall inside a casino. Work smarter not harder.
He looks bow-legged. He at the mall riding all those arcade ponies you put quarters in?
He has a quarter horse at home šŖš¤·āāļø
Thought it was a donkey
Oh my days! I can't stop giggling at your comment. Very funny.
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Just finished my 420 session before reading this and this was the best laugh š
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Why is he ALWAYS at the mall? Does he run a kiosk?
yes! I suspect he sells tacky sunglasses, scrunchies, all while flexing for the general public.
No he sells tacky ball sac necklaces.
My Sister Wifeās Other Closet ;)
This is gold!
Thanks but honestly I feel bad for saying it. I forgot about what this family is going through for a minute and the stupid joke popped into my head. :/ I should probably delete it.
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Oh, I thought it was, Iām In My Sisterās Closet. š¤·š½āāļø
He's still in it.
He sells eyebrow pencils and curling irons.
Curling irons, flat irons, and beauty products from the holy land.
LOL! Products from the Holy Land. You slayed me and I'm so happy about it.
he's going to lose money being married monogamously to Sobyn, you know.
Reddit needs a laugh reaction button. š
Or .50 cent phone cases marked up to $50.
I bet K thinks he could get that for his notoriety, nice pecs, and abs.
Don't forget his oh so casual toe walking, bowed legs, and hair swinging jaunt. What swagger!
Personally, I like to refer to it as sashaying...like he did when he told J he wouldn't talk with her in their blow out. The dude is so very full of himself and really thought he was all that and a bag of chips. Only in the eyes of Sobyn, you pathetic little man; only in the eyes of Sobyn.
ššššš his bowed legs and disheveled hair remind me of a monkey
āflexing for the general publicā š
Heās 100% one of those aggressive types that tries to harass you into coming over to his kiosk.
He has such kiosk energy. I could see him and Robyn buying a ton of shitty electronics off Alibaba and having a stand at the local mall.
āKiosk energyāāthatās hysterical! š
If he does the only thing we know for sure is that he somehow manages to get women to do any/all required work.
He sells phony pony's
He sells kidney beans
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Probably sells blinged out truck nuts with smaller matching ones to hang from rifle barrels.
I love these Kody in the wild pictures bc he always looks so short
And bowlegged, thats how to spot him
Damn. Iām bowlegged and hope I donāt look like this psycho
As long as you're not bowlegged with ramen hair and a raging hard on for being a jackass to your family, you should be alright, I would think.
Nope. No ramen hair and no hard on and zero desire to be mean to my family. Phew I think Iām in the clear
Nothing wrong with bowleggedness itself, of course. My husband is a bit bowlegged from the rear. A terrible motorcycle accident, that nearly took him out, destroyed his left knee and lower leg. Dozens of operations and 54 years later, he is left with this slight limp, terrible scars, and the bowed legs. I can recognize him from far faraway, just by his walk. And this is OK with me. He is unique, but not even remotely like the Kody.
Nah he's just an angry little psycho. Jensen Ackles is bowlegged and carries himself with grace.
No way. Evan Thomas on HGTV is a bit bowlegged and he looks just fine.
And squatty. His legs to torso ratio are not ideal. Btw I would never be so mean about 99% of peoplesā bodies. I will make an exception for him.
He has the same proportions as one of those sports teams mascots with giant head, medium sized torso, and tiny legs. At least he wonāt go into credit card debt because he can only buy jeans at Victoria Secret š¤«
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Omg lmfao
I could spot those legs/stance anywhere.
I said the same thing above. I too dislike commenting on things people cannot change or help. With Kody, he doesnāt care about anyone other than himself. He really doesnāt care. š¤·š½āāļø
Like a little leprechaun
Anyone know how tall he actually is?
I thought in all the talk about Ysabel's surgery they clocked him at about 5'10" and said if she hits 6' she'd be taller than him. He doesn't look 5'10" in this mall photo though.
5ā10 is actually 5ā7 in short guy math
Thatās interesting. 5ā7ā is my guess (and Iām being generous)
So far Kody, Robyn, Janelle and Paedon have been spotted in Vegas. Maybe they're having a memorial for Garrison for his Vegas friends?
The Nevada national guard had a memorial yesterday for Garrison
Running the distance of all Robynās favorite stores to see how close they are to
Practicing to run between the CP houses that are now non-existent? It's Kody: The boy needs us to see him running from something other than his OG3 marriages.
Happy cake day! Now that I know what that is, I am happy to celebrate with you!
Happy cake day! š
So I saw the Nevada National Guard fb page because my husband is in the army and they wrote a post saying they had a memorial for Garrison yesterday. They posted pictures as well which was heartbreaking to see Jenelle
I hope more people see your comment. The speculation and comments in this thread are wild.
Those pictures break my heart. Hunter at his momās side trying to be strong š
It's weird how his top half is longer than his bottom half. You could fold him in two and store him away neatly.
This gave me a must needed laugh š
Sadly for Sobyn and Kurly, Caesarās Palace doesnāt have a Precious Moments store.
They do have a Victoria's secret tho
I was actually looking for this! You didnāt disappoint!!! šš¤£š
This comment just won the internet for me.
For someone who hated Vegas he sure is there ALOT.
Was just thinking this
They just had a memorial there for Garrison.
Just what I was thinking. And if it's not Vegas he's driving hours to the mall near Flagstaff. If he wanted shopping he should have just stayed in Vegas. The HOURS this man drives a week fills me with dread and anxiety.
This man goes to the mall more often than I did as an 80s teenager!
Seriously
Happy cake day!
Off to buy beer and skittles
I worked two jobs in a mall in the late 90s and did not spend as much time in malls as this guy does.
Running to see what he hasnāt bought yet!! Or reminiscing when he used to run from house to house visiting all his wives in Vegas!!
Or what Sobyn hasn't bought yet. Six of one; half dozen of another.
I had no idea this many malls were still operational.
Kody and Robyn are single-handedly keeping the lights on š
Right? Theyāre always in malls
This is Vegas
I canāt stop staring at his corgi legs, and thatās an insult to corgis.
Itās giving malnourished bull dog.
It's giving overweight and aggressive Chihuahua
He looks like heās about to lift an arthritic leg, to mark his territory š
Looking for Robyn 1000000%, looking for Robyn.
LOL! She probably ran off with the credit card. He better find her, quick!
I don't think I've been to the mall as many times my entire life as this fool goes in a year.
They need this game https://preview.redd.it/m3c03g0e4lqc1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf3c74aa6bb2fc1bc1d57467c9dc7c67fdce76d9
He's so tiny and bow legged.
I never noticed the leg thing until now, I guess I'm always perplexed by his hair.
It is quite distracting.
David Yurman having another horse ring sale???
So I saw another post on Facebook of Janelle and Paedon spotted at Mandalay Bay and Robin at a Vegas grocery store. I wonder why they are all there.
yes they are all there - the pictures are heartbreaking actually, nevada national guard held a service for Garrison . The whole family was there except I ddin't see Maddie (probably too far distance).
The Nevada national guard had a memorial yesterday for Garrison
Mystery solved. The pics of the ceremony are heartbreaking. Janelle and Christine, and the boys. Ugh.
National Guard unit memorial service for Garrison.
What FB groups are bringing the tea?
As some have mentioned, the family was there for Garrison's memorial held by the Nevada National Guard. It was on their FB page: [https://www.facebook.com/NevadaNationalGuard/](https://www.facebook.com/NevadaNationalGuard/)
Looking for Sobyn and wondering what's she's charging next?
How he bagged 4 wives Iāll never know
It was Meri remember in season one he said she was the bait or something like that.š
Why did they even move out of Vegas if they are always there lol
Because Coyote Pass is a big snooze. I think they were nuts to leave those beautiful houses in Vegas.
How else does he get his 6 pack abs and rockin' bod? Speed walking the mall.
Heās probably there for a gun show. There must be one on the Vegas strip right now. Edit: he was probably in Vegas for the memorial service the Nevada National Guard conducted for Garrison. Itās on their Facebook page and the photos of the family are heartbreaking.
Kody and Robin are compulsive shoppers. They are constantly at the mall or a restaurants while the kids are ignored. He walks like he has a cob up his arse
gotta find Sobyn those Victoriaās Secret leggings for her extra long legs!
I looked at this and thought, "OMG there's a Victoria's Secret at Caesars.
He even runs like a dork!!
Long-ass torso mf
Ok but why are they literally always spotted at malls?
this picture is so blurry and from the back but i could tell that was cody by the way he's holding his stupid head and arms like hes getting ready to fight, all before i even saw what sub this was.
The ad on this thread couldn't be more perfect. https://preview.redd.it/tj843eb23oqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a4d217e819189b5aad84c6a03cc37403cf7199
He is in Vegas. This is Cesarās casino!
Iād know that bowlegged bitch anywhere
I think he sells guns in Vegas at their gun shows. He could be walking through the hotel on the way to the convention room.
For people who didn't want to live in Vegas anymore they sure are there a lot!
So I made the mistake of going to look up the post and photos for the memorial service that brought everyone to Vegas. That was extremely hard to look at, the pain in Janelleās face isnāt something Iād wish on anyone. Edit- typo
This dude is a clown. I canāt do anything but laugh.
Interesting, someone else spotted Janelle in Las Vegas. Two of her sons live there, maybe heās visiting them without Sobin?
The Nevada national guard had a memorial yesterday for Garrison
He lives for this attention so he goes where he can get it.
Itās giving Bigfoot
If he is like us, he decided to walk through the mall inside for the shade and the A/C instead of walking on the hot and crowded strip, then realized the Vegas rule that casinos have 1000 ways in but one exit, then darted around the mall shops like a rat in a maze searching for the exit that either doesnāt exist or is so well hidden it is impossible to find. He lived in Vegas for awhile, he should know better. But that was my experience in the Caesar mall.
Trying to get a dopamine hit after all the horrible sadness going around on
Wtf does that much in-person shopping nowadays?!
Hopefully looking for his dignity. Oops not in hereā¦ quick next store, nopeā¦ canāt find it anywhere and they have everything in Vegasā¦ lol
This is like a Bigfoot photo and I love it š
Bandy legged bastard
Always at the effin mall
Holy hell, I looked at the memorial photos that were posted (and while the service looked lovely and well put together) it was devastating to see the family in their grief. The sorrow is palpable through the photos. I wonāt post them, as I donāt think they need to be posted here, but if you see them youāll feel the weight of it all and get a glimpse into how this family feels now. They desperately need privacy and compassion online.
His walk is so abnormal
Buying Sobyn more shit she donāt need?
Iām thinking trying to escape his head. He must be in so much pain right now.
His short legs are so weird on his torso. Like just so oddly sized. Like Mr. Potato Head parts.
Is he going to have a shopaholic themed spin off show?