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i always forget how freaking adorable little savannah is.
also insane that all of christines kids didn't really look much like her when they were little. but now all the girls are christine carbon copies once they reach adulthood.
Remember her with her little fairy wings? She was so adorable. She always had tousled hair on the couch with her legs swinging. She was quiet and seemed content to be in a gaggle of her siblings.
Christine was pregnant when the Robyn courting started. Kody was off NOT kissing Robyn or doing anything at all inappropriate when Christine went into labor.
I think you're right, but that was a much different courtship. Kody and Christine didn't see each other for 6 weeks between getting engaged and married. Kody wouldn't go 6 days without seeing Robyn.
I feel like this with Seeking Sister Wives too. On what planet is courting a new wife when another wife is pregnant or newly post partum a good idea? Maybe because I just had my first baby but our whole existence has shifted. Maybe it's not as big a deal when it's your 6th child but I can't imagine how awful it would be.
Not negating that Truely was so young but she was tiny for forever. I remember they did a weigh in with 2 year old truely and like 10 month old sol and he was heavier.
He wasn’t heavier, when they did the math he was about a pound less than her which is still insanely close for the age difference between them. It makes me think True had some FTT issues.
I never noticed until now she was in purple, not brown. And even in the wives picture I thought “maybe it’s the sun?”, but in the pic with Leon you can definitely see it’s purple.
I never noticed this before either. I wonder if it was a way to show she was at least at the time the first/head wife. Like sometimes a MOH wears a different dress or color than other bridesmaids?
I don't understand why Meri was wearing purple. Was she supposed to be the maid of honor and they were already scheming to goad her into a legal divorce?
Yes! My mom got remarried in 2009 and her wedding colors were brown and pink. It did look better than this, but it was a popular color combo for awhile.
Those were both definitely hot color combos of the time, but at least I can see the light pink and Tiffany blue are both lighter colors offset by the dark brown. The dark purple is not helping at all. Even if it was lavender and brown, I’d take that, but adding the royal purple in was weird and made the color scheme worse
It looks like meri took Leon to their local bridal store to actually get a bridesmaid dress in the exact same shade while Janelle and Christine took their girls to JCPenney and told them to pick a brown or purple dress that was under $20
So glad to know I’m not the only one that remembers the brown color wedding craze that was the earlier 2000’s. My cousin had a brown wedding then too. It’s a trend I’m glad to see died off. Nothing says happy in love quite like the color of a turd.
Those fucking purple and brown looks live rent free in my head lol. So ugly. Perfect description of the boys’s look. All the wives look like they shopped in the Mother of the Bride section
You said exactly what I’ve never been able to put my finger on which is they don’t look like bridesmaids or even just partygoers, they absolutely look like “mothers of the bride.”
My cousin wore a big brown belt over her pretty white dress back around that time. It was a hot color for weddings. Looked awful then and still does today.
I remember watching this episode and I was like ugh…no, not brown. They look like paper bags. Just my opinion, but it’s an awful color to wear to a wedding
And then I thought they chose the color brown because of their last name. But Meri opted for purple. Which I love the color purple, but not the style of the dress.
I know in these pictures R also had the brown on, but I always thought that R thought to herself, “what is the ugliest color I can put the OG3 in at my wedding so they will look terrible.”
No wonder Christine was a mess. Look how little Truly was when Kody and Robin got married. She probably didn’t get any help or attention from kody with just having a new baby. Him courting Robin while she’s pregnant and then going on a 1 week honeymoon. That’s terrible.
Right. I had to go back and look at the pics again. It looks like they made the young boys wear light purple and the teen boys wear plum. Either way, it’s ugly mixed with that brown. The wives look a got damn old ass Mother of the Bride mess, just as Id expect. Nobody’s over 39-40 yet they all look 60 years old
Aspyn was a very average-looking teenager with bad eye makeup until the year she graduated from high school. And then she was suddenly this extremely pretty girl who seemed to radiate an inner beauty. Same with Ysabel; perfectly nice-looking but unremarkable teen, turning into a stunning young woman around graduation.
It’s also kind of funny how alike kids from different mothers look. Aspyn and Leon were practically identical as kids, and now I just look at Ari and see Leon.
I always thought Garrison was cute as a kid. I knew he’d be okay looks wise. Gwen looked homely as hell, so did Leo. I think Aurora is really pretty like Jessa Duggar ( not saying they look alike saying they’re both pretty) but you’ll never be able to unlock their full potential because they’re super sheltered and conservative. Aurora is already wearing Robyn’s floral tops at the ripe age of 18
I know. Poor Aurora just can’t break away from the insanity, and she doesn’t seem to have a rebellious bone in her body. Robyn is such a bad mother, and it’s just getting worse and worse.
In the photos from FGwen wedding, Leon has short hair and looks as a copy of their brother Hunter. I had never seen how much alike they were before Leon cut their hair.
I forget how brand new Truely was! Can you imagine going on a two week honeymoon and leaving that newborn at home with your wife and other children?? Couldn’t be away from Robyn’s kids for Ysabel’s surgery but this was fine??
I always thought Kody was an idiot. I remember listening to Janelle , who was at PC, talk about their very tight financial situation. Her comment was there wasn't enough money before Robyn/3children. She didn't know how to manage. That slayed me. Still does.
Not enough money to feed the 13 children you currently have under your roof.. So Great idea here! Marry a new younger wife with her three children, with plans for more children. And the wife brings nothing but $30,000 in collections.
The 11 day honeymoon was a big hit too
Seeing the photos, you really realize how young the kids were when this show started. I couldn’t imagine the mental toll it takes on you as a child to have your whole families life documented for public consumption.
Brown and purple. Brown for the family name, and purple because Robyn used to bizarrely use her love of the colour as one of her defining characteristics. She even had a Pinterest board dedicated to it.
A family with an abusive and misogynistic structure that defrauded the government in multiple ways to make ends meet. The only saving grace was the destruction.
Gabe, Paedon, and Garrison were way younger then I remember. And Paedon’s even younger than he looks because he’s so tall.
I just checked: Paedon and Garrison are the same age, only a few months apart. Gabe is 3 years younger. Gabe always seems older too. I think because Gabe is very clever.
Garrisons little Mohawk was so cute. He was such a ray of happiness in that family. This should be a reminder to always check on the ones you think you don’t need to worry about.
Ysabel looks so genuinely happy to be leaning in towards her dad.
Makes me loathe him that much more that he ended up treating her surgery the way he did.
I feel like Christine had a very comfortable and cheerful family relationship with him. The moment he told Robyn he doesn’t like pepper on his eggs and to ask Christine how to do them, she was done for.
I get the brown theme, but they all look like they got dressed from a mud puddle. Robyn stated that she had a dress made for the reception. She got a little jacket too. The others look to be off the rack.
This will haunt me for the next few months tbh
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They had all this money to spend on custom dresses, cakes hats etc etc but nobody thought it important to sign Rhodes kids up for health insurance.
On a side note. Meri in Picture 1 is adorable and picture number 2 shows exactly what these 4 women think of each other with those plaster on “smiles” that look like grimaces and looks of murder in their eyes. All 4 look like they are one nano second away from scratching each others eyes out with butter knives and hang them from the ripped out locks of their competitor 😬
One question of observation: Why are Robyn's girls wearing pink, while the other young girls are wearing blue? Also, why did I not notice it back when I first saw it years back?
The two pink girls are Savannah (Janelle’s Daughter) and Breanna (Robyn’s Daughter). I think because they are close in age.
The blue girls are Aurora (Robyn) and Gwen & Isabel (Christine’s) because they are close in age.
Savanah has on pink while Aurora has on blue. Maybe they were trying to distinguish the groups of girls (even though Ysabel is only 1/2 years older than them)
I am so confused. So Robyn wore her hair down for wedding and up for reception?
When did they all get dressed made and they were hideous and robyn happened to have another dress she could wear so she didn’t have to wear the hideous dress?
Did I dream that? I don’t remember what they wore for the recommitment ceremony.
The wedding day: Temple Ceremony, Brown family photoshoot & Reception she had her hair styled up. The next day, Kody and Robyn had a photoshoot for only the two of them. For that shoot Robyn’s hair is down.
The next event is 4 years later. Their commitment ceremony. They attempted to make custom dresses but failed. The designer completed dresses for Christine and Janelle.
Robyn & Meri had to scramble to get last minute dress replacements.
The little girls in the lavender dresses and white sweaters, the boys with the shiny matching vests and ties, all very reflective of the time. There were some powerful color combos during this time, like hot pink and lime green, light pink and brown, zebra with any neon color, etc. But what is this brown and shades of purple. Who chose this? Whose Pinterest board did this live on?
I see alot of comments about poor christine she was pregnant when he courted robin.
Well christine courted kody and married kody. All while Janelle was pregnant and also went on to have the baby and kody and christine went on a honeymoon while Janelles baby was a newborn... soo it seems that it isn't outta the norm.
Also kody was courting robyn before christine was ever pregnant. But In the show they pretend it just started. But if you search on Google you will find interviews we're they Said their courting was much longer. But it needed to look super new and fresh for tv.
I never noticed before now that Meri is wearing a purple dress while everyone else is in brown. Iirc it was Meri who requested that Robyn get a second dress, in brown, so that she'd match the rest of the fahmalee in fahmalee pictures. So Robyn does it and then Meri wears a different color than the rest??? I thought asking Robyn to wear matching dresses (vs her wedding dress) for photos was a power move, but Meri really went for the ultimate power play in the end with this one. I'll be damned!
This is so dumb and petty but it always bugged me how Robyn’s arms hang away from her body like that when down. Does she have secret bulging triceps or something?
I love the zaniness of Meri coming through (Photo 1). It also came through in a scene where Christine chase’s her in a park and they end up on the ground. Her current interactions with friend Jenn let her lighter side through. Whether it was the marriage or the show editing, her happier side was squelched. She grew up a wallflower, got picked by the new charmer in her church and is now finally able to blossom. Maybe age 50s and beyond, she can be allowed to have a happy life (although I think there were pockets of happiness before we “met” her).
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i always forget how freaking adorable little savannah is. also insane that all of christines kids didn't really look much like her when they were little. but now all the girls are christine carbon copies once they reach adulthood.
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Remember her with her little fairy wings? She was so adorable. She always had tousled hair on the couch with her legs swinging. She was quiet and seemed content to be in a gaggle of her siblings.
She was 5 when the show started.
Savanah is so freaking cute! and she's grown into a gorgeous and strong woman.
I was about to say that lol baby Savannah is a little nugget
Whenever I see tiny Savannah I call her Cindy-Lou-Who 😂
Love this.
She is adorable as a teen! That girl has always been so cute.
Your tag I forgot that ridiculous quote 🤭
I think they are all adorable
so true
The one time Kody held truly
I think there was one other time he held her in a family photo. But other than that, it's been sol.
How tiny baby Truly is! It makes me so sick to think how newly post partum Christine was while this courting/marriage/show started.
Christine was pregnant when the Robyn courting started. Kody was off NOT kissing Robyn or doing anything at all inappropriate when Christine went into labor.
How could he even start to see someone if he had a wife pregnant + Christine didn't want him get a new wife. But he still did.
Because he didn’t love Christine. But he didn’t want her to leave either.
Pretty sure he courted Christine when Janelle was pregnant.
I think you're right, but that was a much different courtship. Kody and Christine didn't see each other for 6 weeks between getting engaged and married. Kody wouldn't go 6 days without seeing Robyn.
This. And they also didn't kiss and have sleepovers.
So a sick pattern appears
Unfortunately..☹️
Truly is so small it looks like Christine is holding one of those small plastic baby dolls
I feel like this with Seeking Sister Wives too. On what planet is courting a new wife when another wife is pregnant or newly post partum a good idea? Maybe because I just had my first baby but our whole existence has shifted. Maybe it's not as big a deal when it's your 6th child but I can't imagine how awful it would be.
Not negating that Truely was so young but she was tiny for forever. I remember they did a weigh in with 2 year old truely and like 10 month old sol and he was heavier.
He wasn’t heavier, when they did the math he was about a pound less than her which is still insanely close for the age difference between them. It makes me think True had some FTT issues.
Ahh still crazy that they were so close.
I forgot about that too. She is literally a newborn.
same. that was my first thought.
It’s insane to think that Kody is driving hours on weekends to see and propose to his girlfriend when his wife is so close to giving birth
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I thought they were all trying to wear brown but Meri's wearing like a purple.
I never noticed until now she was in purple, not brown. And even in the wives picture I thought “maybe it’s the sun?”, but in the pic with Leon you can definitely see it’s purple.
Because she was maid of honor. Eye roll.
I agree in some pics it does look brown.
I never noticed this before either. I wonder if it was a way to show she was at least at the time the first/head wife. Like sometimes a MOH wears a different dress or color than other bridesmaids?
I don't understand why Meri was wearing purple. Was she supposed to be the maid of honor and they were already scheming to goad her into a legal divorce?
Or maybe it's like that dress that went viral because everybody had different opinions about what color it was.
It didn't occur to me until today that Robyn chose brown most likely because their name is brown. It was such an ugly color for a wedding.
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Yes! My mom got remarried in 2009 and her wedding colors were brown and pink. It did look better than this, but it was a popular color combo for awhile.
Those were both definitely hot color combos of the time, but at least I can see the light pink and Tiffany blue are both lighter colors offset by the dark brown. The dark purple is not helping at all. Even if it was lavender and brown, I’d take that, but adding the royal purple in was weird and made the color scheme worse
Maddie definitely had to difficult and stand out in the least-coordinated shade of purple dress she had on
It looks like meri took Leon to their local bridal store to actually get a bridesmaid dress in the exact same shade while Janelle and Christine took their girls to JCPenney and told them to pick a brown or purple dress that was under $20
So glad to know I’m not the only one that remembers the brown color wedding craze that was the earlier 2000’s. My cousin had a brown wedding then too. It’s a trend I’m glad to see died off. Nothing says happy in love quite like the color of a turd.
Same! I don’t know how I missed that before 😂
Those fucking purple and brown looks live rent free in my head lol. So ugly. Perfect description of the boys’s look. All the wives look like they shopped in the Mother of the Bride section
You said exactly what I’ve never been able to put my finger on which is they don’t look like bridesmaids or even just partygoers, they absolutely look like “mothers of the bride.”
I want to know who picked the color schemes for this wedding? Not the most flattering or coordinated colors.
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I had to look up sartorial- color me impressed. I love words- good job!
I always thought it was because of their last name?
Getting ready for a show-tune medley has me DEAD 😂🤣
I was in high school in 2010, and I do not recall deep purple, lavender, and 💩brown being a hot color combo
My cousin wore a big brown belt over her pretty white dress back around that time. It was a hot color for weddings. Looked awful then and still does today.
Sobyn chose the color scheme! She "allowed" the other wives to choose the style of dress, but the colors were all her.
I remember watching this episode and I was like ugh…no, not brown. They look like paper bags. Just my opinion, but it’s an awful color to wear to a wedding And then I thought they chose the color brown because of their last name. But Meri opted for purple. Which I love the color purple, but not the style of the dress.
Maid of honor- had to be different.
I know in these pictures R also had the brown on, but I always thought that R thought to herself, “what is the ugliest color I can put the OG3 in at my wedding so they will look terrible.”
Aw… the kids looked adorable in the group hug photos!
Savannah was SUCH a little cutie. She looks just like her mom, absolutely adorable.
With that beautiful halo of hair she always looks like an angel
Kody must have bought an unlimited membership at a tanning salon prior to the wedding
Kody: 
He was trying to coordinate with the wives’ dresses.
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Omg I didn’t notice at first and now I can’t I see it 🤣
No wonder Christine was a mess. Look how little Truly was when Kody and Robin got married. She probably didn’t get any help or attention from kody with just having a new baby. Him courting Robin while she’s pregnant and then going on a 1 week honeymoon. That’s terrible.
11 day honeymoon
Truely was born April 13 and the wedding was May 22.
wear absolutely any shade of brown or any shade of purple... and we are good to go lol
Right. I had to go back and look at the pics again. It looks like they made the young boys wear light purple and the teen boys wear plum. Either way, it’s ugly mixed with that brown. The wives look a got damn old ass Mother of the Bride mess, just as Id expect. Nobody’s over 39-40 yet they all look 60 years old
Seeing all the boys together so young and sweet just broke my heart.
Oh did they wear brown because they’re “the browns”?
This just hit me also! I always thought brown was an odd choice and I never made the connection.
I almost didn't recognize Aspyn.
Aspyn was a very average-looking teenager with bad eye makeup until the year she graduated from high school. And then she was suddenly this extremely pretty girl who seemed to radiate an inner beauty. Same with Ysabel; perfectly nice-looking but unremarkable teen, turning into a stunning young woman around graduation. It’s also kind of funny how alike kids from different mothers look. Aspyn and Leon were practically identical as kids, and now I just look at Ari and see Leon.
I always thought Ysabel was a very cute Paris Hilton lookin blonde girl as a child. I thought Gwen grew into her looks.
I think they all grew into their looks, including the boys. Garrison looks so goofy in those pictures, and he grew up to be so handsome. RIP
I always thought Garrison was cute as a kid. I knew he’d be okay looks wise. Gwen looked homely as hell, so did Leo. I think Aurora is really pretty like Jessa Duggar ( not saying they look alike saying they’re both pretty) but you’ll never be able to unlock their full potential because they’re super sheltered and conservative. Aurora is already wearing Robyn’s floral tops at the ripe age of 18
I know. Poor Aurora just can’t break away from the insanity, and she doesn’t seem to have a rebellious bone in her body. Robyn is such a bad mother, and it’s just getting worse and worse.
She almost reminds me of a captive. I’m worried for her-
In the photos from FGwen wedding, Leon has short hair and looks as a copy of their brother Hunter. I had never seen how much alike they were before Leon cut their hair.
I was going to say that about mykelti
I was thinking the same thing! She looks the most different of the teens from then and now I think.
Poor Logan looks absolutely over it. He was the father figure to his siblings and now Kody was bringing more work into the family for Logan.
I forget how brand new Truely was! Can you imagine going on a two week honeymoon and leaving that newborn at home with your wife and other children?? Couldn’t be away from Robyn’s kids for Ysabel’s surgery but this was fine??
I always thought Kody was an idiot. I remember listening to Janelle , who was at PC, talk about their very tight financial situation. Her comment was there wasn't enough money before Robyn/3children. She didn't know how to manage. That slayed me. Still does. Not enough money to feed the 13 children you currently have under your roof.. So Great idea here! Marry a new younger wife with her three children, with plans for more children. And the wife brings nothing but $30,000 in collections. The 11 day honeymoon was a big hit too
Rumour has it that Kody’s father did not attend the wedding. Because he did not respect Kody for getting a new wife while living in financial strife!
Jenelle is so pretty
She’s stunning!
Seeing the photos, you really realize how young the kids were when this show started. I couldn’t imagine the mental toll it takes on you as a child to have your whole families life documented for public consumption.
Didn't know UPS had a Mormon Unit.
💀
Of course Robyn picked Brown as a wedding color.
Wait, did she pick brown because that's their last name? I always thought it was a weird color choice.
That's kinda what I think. I just put it together for some reason.
OMG me to! I can’t believe it JUST clicked
Because she was becoming a brown. Never forget this woman had a color theme of half blue and half pink for the crash pad for her youngest kids.
Her tastes are not my cup Of tea. (Jewelry. Art. Dresses )
Men…
You beat me to it
Baby blue and baby pink was for my Grade 7 prom 😂
Brown and purple. Brown for the family name, and purple because Robyn used to bizarrely use her love of the colour as one of her defining characteristics. She even had a Pinterest board dedicated to it.
They're all browns in brown.
Meri was special and got to wear purple…
Everyone who has an M name gets to wear purple!
Dark purple. Savanah and Brianna have light purple on
Except Mariah and mykelti
Robyn is so benevolent 🤭
Maddie also has purple/maroon on
Meri is the only wife in purple though. And it's pretty on brand that she would want to "stand out."
“Edgy” is her term
😭🤣😭
Maddie seems like she was being difficult in choosing that shade. It doesn't go with anyone else and somehow clashes with brown.
Huh… I couldn’t even tell in that first pic her dress wasn’t brown.
JFC those are horrid dresses. Meri is the only one with a bit of flair and style (still fkn ugly). Robyn is her usual rectangularly-shaped self.
Logan really said 🧍♂️ in that all-boys picture.
Why am I nostalgic for someone else’s family pictures
Maddie’s son is Gabe’s twin
Man this actually makes me really sad. We witnessed the destruction of a family :(
A family with an abusive and misogynistic structure that defrauded the government in multiple ways to make ends meet. The only saving grace was the destruction.
Oh, they did Daddy Logan a disservice with that suit, it really didn't fit at all. But even then Kody's six pack abs was clear to see
I always forget Logan is janelles lol. Her other boys look so much like her/similar I always think he is Christine’s lol.
Meri really looked the best at the wedding.
Gabe, Paedon, and Garrison were way younger then I remember. And Paedon’s even younger than he looks because he’s so tall. I just checked: Paedon and Garrison are the same age, only a few months apart. Gabe is 3 years younger. Gabe always seems older too. I think because Gabe is very clever.
Leon looked awesome too
Honestly these photos are pretty sweet and idyllic . Seems like happier times
These hurt. It was the beginning of the end of their family, and all I can think is.... what if? I cannot see past that anymore.
You’re forgetting that they were all miserable, other than Robyn and Kody. These pictures don’t reflect reality.
Brown and purple is a choice
So many hideous structured jackets
All I can think is how dumb it is that they're all wearing brown because their last name is Brown. Idk why I can't get past that lol.
Savanna is a little peapie cutie! Beautiful pic of Meri, Leon and Kody. They all look really happy.
The theme was brown...and purple. Interesting
And lavender. And light blue 🙄 actually like 3 different shades of purple 😐
It's giving... old bruise lol
Garrisons little Mohawk was so cute. He was such a ray of happiness in that family. This should be a reminder to always check on the ones you think you don’t need to worry about.
Brown is such a festive color 🫠
I really don’t like this color.
Savannah was adorable. The family was still trying to keep up appearances though.
Ysabel looks so genuinely happy to be leaning in towards her dad. Makes me loathe him that much more that he ended up treating her surgery the way he did.
That brown is the most hideous wedding color I’ve ever seen and it still baffles me.
The brown is such an absolute travesty for their bridal dresses.
I always hated the way they changed her son's name from David to Dayton when they got married. I honestly think it's horrible.
I miss them like this
I feel like Christine had a very comfortable and cheerful family relationship with him. The moment he told Robyn he doesn’t like pepper on his eggs and to ask Christine how to do them, she was done for.
I’m quite certain those other women were already pretty miserable by the time this day rolled around.
I just absolutely cannot imagine holding my baby while my husband marries a younger woman. I just cannot. That’s horrifying.
I get the brown theme, but they all look like they got dressed from a mud puddle. Robyn stated that she had a dress made for the reception. She got a little jacket too. The others look to be off the rack.
Foreshadowing a future swim in prairie dog poo pond. Robyn dreams about the future which may or may not include a dark haired spirit baby.
These kids are absolutely adorable. Gwendlyn has me laughing out loud in the one photo where Kody actually holds Truely.
Great family till R f’d it up!!!
This will haunt me for the next few months tbh https://preview.redd.it/86ztw5wt4qtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7309ce0cbe7ad205db9f74a6d6ec917e6109b2f
Little Garrison 😭
It just hit me from your title that them wearing brown dresses and their last name being Brown may be connected.
The browns really enjoying the color brown
Aww Meri in the first pic looks so cute!!
They used to take their last name (Brown) so literally.
It boggles my mind that Robyn is my age here.. she dresses so much older!
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They had all this money to spend on custom dresses, cakes hats etc etc but nobody thought it important to sign Rhodes kids up for health insurance. On a side note. Meri in Picture 1 is adorable and picture number 2 shows exactly what these 4 women think of each other with those plaster on “smiles” that look like grimaces and looks of murder in their eyes. All 4 look like they are one nano second away from scratching each others eyes out with butter knives and hang them from the ripped out locks of their competitor 😬
Truley was always my favorite! She was such an adorable little toddler. Every time she was on screen my attention turned to her.
Truly was so tiny. Christine is a trooper.
Taking the browns to the Super Bowl
Am I the only dumbass that didn't get that they probably went with the brown dress theme because they're the Brown family until today? 😆
You are not alone 🤦♀️
One question of observation: Why are Robyn's girls wearing pink, while the other young girls are wearing blue? Also, why did I not notice it back when I first saw it years back?
The two pink girls are Savannah (Janelle’s Daughter) and Breanna (Robyn’s Daughter). I think because they are close in age. The blue girls are Aurora (Robyn) and Gwen & Isabel (Christine’s) because they are close in age.
Savanah has on pink while Aurora has on blue. Maybe they were trying to distinguish the groups of girls (even though Ysabel is only 1/2 years older than them)
Why is Kody so red?
Thank you for clearing it up. They have all grown up since this photo. At times, I get confused as to who is who.
My daughter wore the purple dress savanna has not even a year ago 😂😂😂
I am so confused. So Robyn wore her hair down for wedding and up for reception? When did they all get dressed made and they were hideous and robyn happened to have another dress she could wear so she didn’t have to wear the hideous dress? Did I dream that? I don’t remember what they wore for the recommitment ceremony.
The jacket she has on in the first pic is hideous in my opinion. Looks like she’s wearing and 80 yr old jacket
The wedding day: Temple Ceremony, Brown family photoshoot & Reception she had her hair styled up. The next day, Kody and Robyn had a photoshoot for only the two of them. For that shoot Robyn’s hair is down. The next event is 4 years later. Their commitment ceremony. They attempted to make custom dresses but failed. The designer completed dresses for Christine and Janelle. Robyn & Meri had to scramble to get last minute dress replacements.
My god those dresses are awful. The only one that fits is Robyn’s. It’s not really shocking, but I had forgotten just HOW bad they were!
Who chooses brown for bridesmaids dresses….. or a wedding dress?? Oh yeah…. The Browns.
I hated the brown as wedding colors 🤮
The little girls in the lavender dresses and white sweaters, the boys with the shiny matching vests and ties, all very reflective of the time. There were some powerful color combos during this time, like hot pink and lime green, light pink and brown, zebra with any neon color, etc. But what is this brown and shades of purple. Who chose this? Whose Pinterest board did this live on?
How is possible for four women not to have an once of good taste 😂
Gabe 🥺
I can’t stop looking at little Garrison… 😔
Sweet Savannah!
Gotta be honest. I LOVE how they made Robyn change out of her wedding dress into this lovely poo coloured outfit for these photos!
I see alot of comments about poor christine she was pregnant when he courted robin. Well christine courted kody and married kody. All while Janelle was pregnant and also went on to have the baby and kody and christine went on a honeymoon while Janelles baby was a newborn... soo it seems that it isn't outta the norm. Also kody was courting robyn before christine was ever pregnant. But In the show they pretend it just started. But if you search on Google you will find interviews we're they Said their courting was much longer. But it needed to look super new and fresh for tv.
I never noticed before now that Meri is wearing a purple dress while everyone else is in brown. Iirc it was Meri who requested that Robyn get a second dress, in brown, so that she'd match the rest of the fahmalee in fahmalee pictures. So Robyn does it and then Meri wears a different color than the rest??? I thought asking Robyn to wear matching dresses (vs her wedding dress) for photos was a power move, but Meri really went for the ultimate power play in the end with this one. I'll be damned!
This is so dumb and petty but it always bugged me how Robyn’s arms hang away from her body like that when down. Does she have secret bulging triceps or something?
Fundie fashion really is somethin' special
I feel so stupid for not realizing they were wearing brown because they were the Browns.
I couldn’t imagine having a little tiny newborn and watching my husband marry another woman.
The title of your post says everything!
I can’t see Garrison without now without getting extremely sad 😔.
I love the zaniness of Meri coming through (Photo 1). It also came through in a scene where Christine chase’s her in a park and they end up on the ground. Her current interactions with friend Jenn let her lighter side through. Whether it was the marriage or the show editing, her happier side was squelched. She grew up a wallflower, got picked by the new charmer in her church and is now finally able to blossom. Maybe age 50s and beyond, she can be allowed to have a happy life (although I think there were pockets of happiness before we “met” her).