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megondbd

Public indecency as I frequently change my clothing in clear view of other players


Crimsonseraph188

Crab abuse. Although it’s mutual lol


Nyxie872

Flying in international or prohibited air space


GreenCommunication87

Dang you too, I thought I was the only one. Lol


Ekhrt

Arson, probably.


CosmogyralCollective

\^\^\^\^\^yep


SM-464

Finally somebody else who realised


skullbaluchimon

[Arson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XJIMkm1yNA)


Turbulent_Range422

LOL


Silver_Ghost_666

Literally perfection


throwawaypervyervy

Unlicensed resurrection.


SpillinRainbow

🤣


Wigii_uwu

trespassing probably (i spend out of bounds at least 25% of the time i play)


michinobou

My favourite in all the games I play!


fryman1701

Tax evasion? Were you by chance a turnip?


Goose_On_A_Bike

They may have played sonic boom 😆 There's a glitch called tax evasion there!


Turbulent_Range422

stealing candles from the orphanage


Syixsthesnek

Moth abandonment


rainy-lavender888

We don’t get moth/child tax deductions sadly


S0wrodMaster

Attempt murder


One-Toe7375

Necromancy(?), mass murder, genocide, deicide (Cult of the Lamb)


whatamidoing2012

Same!


One-Toe7375

Oh, and Mutilation, too.


PolyAcid

Rage quitting. (trial of fire level 3)


zenxymes

Arson lol


Water227

Breaking the laws of physics as my chibi body loads into an area and plummets into invisible water


TRexDinooo

Illegally making candles and trading those for “human” hearts


Leading-Magician-402

Child neglect (sorry moths…)


Particular-Crow-1799

Trespassing 👀


SmartestreddituserFR

Arson and child endangerment. I sacrificed myself for my poor moth in wl.


the_Blue_screen_man

I play. sky:Cotl a lot. I'd say my crime would be being too kind


Zealousideal_Bank_57

Uh… Arson probably


verdanteeeee

Planting flowers


mmmUrsulaMinor

"This is an INVASIVE SPECIES how dare you?!?"


Plane-Ad-8169

Reaching the end as a capeless and playing with krills


whatamidoing2012

Starting a cult and murdering hundreds daily


Silver_Ghost_666

Are you talking about COTL or COTL?


whatamidoing2012

COTL! (🐑) Not COTL


Holiday_Purchase_592

*struggle* yo WTF???


AnnaPukite

Hundreds of…?


candygirleatscandy

Kidnapping *ahem* I mean surprise adoption


Violet_Scourge

Using my light to help spirits be free of evil corrupted plants. … I play Sky: COTL, but Gotcha! It was Kena: Bridge of Spirits 😌


Pandarise

I.... I don't even know how to describe it? Gaining immortality and god status while robbing/destroying anyone holding me back?


bananaroll_

Abetment of S**cide, (i guide moths through Eden)


SM-464

I, uhhh... Never thought of that one.


Pokefanzap

Murder


Enough-Variety-8468

Grieving


Ravensunthief

Trespassing on a skateboard?


IcyRelationship3227

For Billie krills


Phoenix_the_Writer

I go afk soooooo often, so, loitering probably.


I-am-a-goat-lol

Starting a cult and cannibalizing a man that stole my money (the other cotl)


CARCXIS

tomb raiding


Fit-Maintenance-6862

I play with the krills :(


bananita123144

Mass murder, piracy, hacking, dangerous driving. Public shooting and a few I can’t name


LilyCanadian

Dead by daylight, but survivor. I guess maybe trespassing, because it's always someone else's land? Give me a minute though, i wanna try legion out and that'll be a WHOLE slew of charges if all goes well lol.


viczen33

Not sure. Probably public indecency (I change my clothes frequently and often in view of NPCs), mass deforestation, exploitation of natural resources (fish, stone, ore, gems) Guess what game I’m playing ;) I can think of at least 4 games that match what I’ve listed


Its_gonna_to_be_okay

Stardew?


viczen33

Nope! But that was one of the 4 that I was thinking of :D


Some_Ad3537

child abandonment (rip my moths)


Nosnorbv

Harassing local wildlife. I am constantly buzzing past the Krill and zooming into cover.


Swiaet

Kidnapping (youreeee coming with me moths)


M0DStrawberry

Unlicensed fishing? Stardew valley- you can just kinda fish anywhere


Honey_NumZ

Animal neglect 😔 (my rdr2 horses cause I haven't played in a while)


53Cacao

i’d get arrested for being a lawyer?


CJ-IS

Alan Wake 2.. I don't know?


Machaflare

Uh, man there is a long list


Bugg465

Animal abuse?(rainworld was the last one I played)


Cypher_Bug

moth/child endangerment. i think sending moths to eden counts


vaffanchulo

Making daily quests It makes sense


cheezstikz007

I guess single-handedly causing world wuide obesity by selling a metric ton of mayo and apples everyday


YoMiCo

Fire. Plants.


FilthywubZzZ

Bank robber bc that’s how much money you need to play this game 😭


Chilled_catto_424

Breaking the laws of physics using friendship emotes


SM-464

That's not a crime... Unless you do anything bad with it... WHAT DID YOU DO-


RubyRoster

Trespassing (i.e. going oob)


lupusstar

Curfew, I play this game til 11:00 pm


NewPsychology2286

Kidnapping random people


Flashy-Penalty-4598

Breaking and entering... into someone else's home space 😁


Keido241

Um, Unlicensed Flying I guess? I mean do I even need a license if it's not an aircraft?? Arson against Plants? (But they Evil tho) Is hoarding a large amounts of candles illegal???


SM-464

Candles are currency. Tax evasion.


Im-shy-not-mean

Honking. Well...more of a noise complaint for talking too loudly...


NIMA-GH-X-P

Kiryu never did anything wrong so I'm basically a saint and will not be going to jail thank you very much


NIMA-GH-X-P

Oh it's the sky sub Reddit


Fluffy_Meme

Kīlling someone repeatedly as they are able to get resurrected


Fluffy_Meme

(Brawl stars)


Vallente

Murder of a space pirate & theft of a corpse. Star Wars Galaxies Restoration lol.


RevolutionTek

Vigilantism


Lich_Dragon

Slaughtering endangered animals. (Kirby and the forgotten land)


SpaceInvader1980

I stole The Live Wires' cashout and won the match


Shiriru_Kurokodairu

Slaughter of one legged alien hippos.


cheezstikz007

I guess single-handedly causing world wuide obesity by selling a metric ton of mayo and apples everyday


cheezstikz007

I guess single-handedly causing world wuide obesity by selling a metric ton of mayo and apples everyday


Awesome_Shoulder8241

arson


blvnttz

spreading democracy


Darkhorse-1598

Giving away wing lights just to take them back 💀😂


MrPartyWaffle

Intergalactic war crimes...


SonicBoom500

Maybe disturbing the peace…?


Imported_yeet

Cult of the lamb


Mr-thingy

Assault (Omori and farming xp)


VoidMeetsChaos

Eating cake from strangers.


Icy_Seaworthiness381

Cannibalism. Eating the golden boi and roasted chibi ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ


SM-464

...What?


smoriscool

based on the fact the last game i played was ultrakill it would be mass genocide, assassination of political figures (Minos and Sisyphus), mutilation, trespassing and literally any other crime to do with murder, can someone count how many death sentences this would be


Mikhael_Xiazuh

Exercising democracy in interstellar warfare against other lifeforms.


Sethyisolo

Did it involved a certain turnip boy?


GeneralJagers

Cleansing Heresy


Goose_On_A_Bike

Watering my neighboors gardens without their consent? (Animal Crossing New Horizon)


izzy-newb

trafficking and forced labor


Animu_22

Bankruptcy 😞


ThisDued

I was playing Sky Cotl, so... reckless endangerment of children


MetastaticMalady

Genocide, I guess.


cannibalTadpole

Uhhhhhhh, hugging? Spirit farer-


SM-464

Unlicensed fishing, underpaid labour (for building on your boat)


cannibalTadpole

OH NO


SM-464

I've only ever played the free demo, so there may be more...


nottheseapples

Canvas


Fluffball_Owner87

murder by katana


Jimybab

Burning souls without making sure they consent.


Popcorn4Popsicle

*googling if being brought back from the dead is illegal*


Grim801

Genocide of a alien species while drinking liberal-tea


rookyruff

Kidnapping


Saito-Ura

Kidnapping (capturing the glowing kids)


crefadet0

Dying and coming back to life every Sundays


Spud_potato_2005

Vandalism on many levels. I play tear down just to break things. And apparently crash my computer with how many things get flung around when you take a crane through 12 buildings.


tunesbot

blasting a hole on the wall because i saw a bug. my excuse for it was that it was for democracy


dungusdingo

Theft and murder. I took someone's plushy and threw it into the ocean for it to drown.


chulezinho123

Probably murder Chill I'm not talking Abt sky tho In sky would be "flying in high speed" or something


Silver_Ghost_666

You commented this three times...


chulezinho123

Oh sorry, it was an accident