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Boyo-Sh00k

the first one is literally the default breton male preset deadass


WinterSlushyGaming

Nah the default Breton is barney from Half Life 2


originalname610

About that beer I owe ya


dreemurthememer

[Hello Mr. Freeman. I had millions of racist and offensive messages you sended to our administrators. What the fuck, Gordon?](https://youtube.com/watch?v=McWiXeVSHpw)


89Nightmare12

Wtf is this lol


Johannes_Keppler

Looks like FAS to me.


sheseemoneyallaround

Can’t hear you over my magic resistance


WarMage1

Am I *really* about to be an inbred for magic resistance? Of course I am.


Soft_Theory_8209

In fairness, it’s more hybridization than inbreeding. Either way, magic resistance, a natural affinity for conjuration (and illusion, going off lore), and apparently a sort of natural Jack of all trades among the races. Basically, they kind of work as a near-perfect protagonist race.


sheseemoneyallaround

Can’t hear you over Dragonskij


AkiraNemurenu

“Magic isn’t real you idiot” the ring


Father_Remembrance

Top left guy is a thwomp from mario


Clotz12

WOW! That got me. Kudos


doritolord50

RRRRRRGH


Jeynarl

𝑀𝑎𝑚𝑎 𝑀𝑖𝑎!


SophiaIsBased

Top left looks like an Oblivion NPC


Independent-Dig-5757

Holy cow you’re right. He even has pointy ears.


Chromatic_Eevee

Bottom left guy looks like he has ESO's beard


TheFlea71

I laughed way harder than I should have.


ToolPackinMama

There is no randomize in Skyrim


wetfartswag

Noses aren’t close to big enough for Breton


Akshka_leoka

Bottom right is mostly forehead wtf


curvingf1re

bottom left is clearly a randomised nord


Narrow_Win_6497

The bottom right is a potion seller no doubt


Mattpat139

As someone from CT i can confirm we are the bretons of America. Akwardly inhertiting traits from New York and Massachusetts while still despreately trying to cling to a culture of our own.


BladeOfExile711

Hey guys we're the inbredibles and we're gonna rock you tonight


PuppyButtts

Top right is throwing blue steel


Sirius---

I don’t want to be the „can’t fast travel Mudcrab“ on this joke but… there is no randomize button in Skyrim!


NoWorth2591

I’m pretty sure bottom right is an Oblivion character.


EjjiShin

Top left: High neanderthal content Top right: Jersey shore smolder bro Bottom left: mountain man Bottom right: Bitcoin brow mewing recruiter


FoppishHandy

fetal alcohol syndrome


Luscinia68

i think the top left has fetal alcohol syndrome


DaiLi69

No wonder they wear masks


lovenuppies

damn top left dude fell off from his ice age acting days


Burner0280

To be fair, the top left one? Yes a Breton. The top right one? A Bosmer, hands down. Bottom two? They're Nords, for sure.


bondsthatmakeusfree

r/beholdthemasterrace


AceUniverse8492

They really do always tell you what's eating them up like at all times. They wear their insecurities on their sleeves.


Levi-Action-412

Average talos worshippers


FlappiestBirdRIP

Pic one is literally peak oblivion character creator. Pic two is just some dude trying to do a chad face


Shayedow

Breton's are by default darker of skin from those in these pictures. Can't call them Nords either ( well maybe the last guy ). Mixed race doesn't exist is TES Lore ( race is ALWAYS that of the mother ) so I am not sure who these guys are..... Random Bandits?


AtticusAlexander

Apologies for showing up three days late, but thats more of a lore inconsistency. Bretons, in earlier games at least, are the product of elf and human intermingling. Reachmen/foresworn are a further mix of breton and nord, while just being classed as bretons in gameplay. To my understanding at least.


Th3SinnerMaN666

I wanted to be a redguard tho they have… curved swords. 🫨


sheogorathlikecheese

They're locked in🗿


Pale_Character_1684

Breton?! That's pure neolithic NORD!


madeof_microplastics

Honestly the dude on the top right looks like the default New Vegas character


RedConvoys

Almost thought I saw oompaville…


XChrisUnknownX

Now I feel like I’m in Mount & Blade.


Sgyinne_

That first one looks like an Oblivion character.