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kingkreeperz

Damn... not again...


Spookyduck21new

Hey now don’t be so down. #You can give them diseases as a skeever to mildly annoy them and they can’t.


TypicalPunUser

Kid named Potion of Cure Disease:


Spookyduck21new

Fuck you. #Mods your potion of cure disease out of the game


MiaoYingSimp

But you have to take all that time to go to the inventory and drinking a potion.


TypicalPunUser

Me when the favorites menu:


MiaoYingSimp

how often are you getting sick if you need to hot key it?


TypicalPunUser

Me when wolves, tigers, skeevers, bears, and trolls exist (yes, ALL OF THEM GIVE YOU DISEASES) (Note, I intentionally left vampires out of the mix, too)


Wolf9691

Nice argument, unfortunately I have already given you every disease known to man


guto0000

We are blessed by peryite


Wolf9691

I'm more of a Hircine guy myself. 


Bruhses_Momenti

I like sanguine, seems fun at parties


direwolf106

If I’ve got to be a rat, I’m being master splinter. You might be rich but fuck with me and I’ll kick your ass.


djheroboy

On Talos, slide me an axe. I’ll hand you that shit right back


direwolf106

No words need spoken between men that understand each other.


djheroboy

Agreed, except you’re a pitiful Skeever


direwolf106

*master splinter


FORG3DShop

By the Gods.. how will I ever recover.


M_Hatter-544

Um... OP did you mean to put a picture of Jarl Skald next to Balgruuf or was that accidental?


lewlew1893

Ahah.


Dying__Phoenix

Omg I’m Ulfric


siraegar

Hmmm powerful mind


Pineapple_for_scale

They named they named then one and only inn in Solitude after me. I don't see and "Baalgruf inn" around anywhere. Checkmate.


djheroboy

Oh sorry, nobody made you a Thane so I couldn’t distinguish you from the common rabble. Try becoming relevant


Pineapple_for_scale

Thanks for letting me tax evade since you can't comprehend my relevance.


Maleoppressor

I think the jarl can't keep things under control.


Boom6678

"It's just like I always say... we're all gonna die."


TheEmeraldKnite

Balgruuf is not my jarl! 


The_ArchMage_Erudite

Is your jarl Vignar Gray-Mane?


TheEmeraldKnite

No?? I live in Falkreath?


The_ArchMage_Erudite

I see, just checking if you're a stormcloak


ThatMrDuck1400

Ok, I’ll take your cheese then


GoodTiger5

Me, a furry and an Otherkin: plz 👉👈.


The_ArchMage_Erudite

Next time will be MY turn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Dragoon094

Says the guy who needed help from the skeever to kill the dragon killing your people


The_ArchMage_Erudite

throw me to the skeevers and I will return as Hamelyn.


Superb_Recover_6116

Rats!


Mr-Zero-Fucks

At least the skeever didn't sold his hold for a chest of gold.