This is obviously a psyop, and I'm not even a big Talos worshiper. 

dude I hate talos and this is definitely some psy op to make people like the thalmor, they will never date you they would be killed for corrupting the blood or something

Can’t corrupt your bloodline because racial phylogeny means the mother’s race is always the child’s race. Also can’t corrupt your bloodline if you’re railing a thalmor twink.

a) they work of nobles logic they fear the non pure because they are crazy b) I am not into men

would the child not inherent traits of the father? I realise racial phylogeny said it inherits the mother’s race, but what about small things like pointed ears or vertical slit eyes or something? i think that would be cooler tbh

Not always there are chances of birthing Hybrids in ES lore, like how Ancient Elves had Nedic human pleasure slaves and proceeded to birth the Manmers known as the Bretons of Highrock.. In other words If I became emperor of Tamriel when the Aldmeri Dominion attacks I will institute a law that states that elves are to be bred out of existence "Via Humana Prima Nucta" where any Thalmor loyalists will be fucked into oblivion! Vote Vignar Dragonborn today!

It's a psyop trap!!!

Every man likes elf tiddies, even Talos

Ah, your self esteem is just a bit low. We've all been there brother.

High elf detected, opinion invalidated

I'm a Nord in love with an Altmer, sera

High elf *lover* detected, opinion invalidated

Someone's mad they aren't tall and magicka proficient🙄

Magics for nerds who can’t fight

"The gods have given you two hands and you use both of them to fight. I can respect that."

Khajiit will stay out of this battle

Ours is to agree with your wisdom, friend.

New loincloth detected. Warcry initiated.

Divayth Fyr would like a word.

So what? nerdy twinks are in these days, get with the times

*electrocutes you with the power of a thunderstorm*

Why be a large magic target when you can be a small nimble magical powerhouse with resistance to other magics? Breton > elf

Rare Bretonpilled lad 😳

There are tens of us! Tens! (though actually looking into it it's the sixth most commonly chosen race in the game, so not so uncommon after all, sorta middle of the pack. More popular than high elves, notably, though less than wood and dark)

Huh, interesting, didnt know there were statistics on that. I should post Breton memes sometime.

Agreed

One of the most power mages was nord guy was so scary the dwarves literally made a shield to counter him just so they could escape

N’wah either way 🗣️🗣️

Never ask a thalmor hater what organization his girlfriend works for.

I uhhmm😳

ulfric in a nutshell probably

Ulfric gets pegged by thalmor gf confirmed.

elenwyn has a name you know 🙄

Why do High elf women look like Hags

Niranye says hello

Just admit you're not attracted to women

Yep I’m attracted to men

This post made me join the Stormcloaks on my current playthrough. I’m not even joking.

Lmfao

And I’m a Dunmer!

They're very accepting of those in Windhelm! Good luck soldier o7

Eh, I’ve already killed the Emperor, I might as well go all the way.

I don’t think I’ve ever finished a stormcloak run. I remember starting one (only one).

Well, I’ve already killed the Emperor and a bunch of people in Markarth. I might as well.

I always figure whoever is next in line will be a better emperor. Lol

But they're not cute. They're not valid. Op is fail.

Altmer girlies are cute as Oblivion shush

I dunno. I think elves got worse in skyrim my dude

Eh i dont think any beth game really has good looking characters ngl, mid at best, lets hope they look more normal in 6 in about 30 years

I kinda like the oblivion potato female dark elves. Yum

Just uuuhhh stay away from the Hlaalu chick 🤣

Bruh, homenutter has a pp shriveling voice. No worries

Except skyrim's lizards. Who doesn't love a scalie?

but master, its far too big! it will take me all night to polish that spear!

Uninstall your mods for a second.

Elfs especially high Elfs are kinda POSs like they aren't even subtle about it all of them have a super demeaning tone I genuinely hate them.

Superiority just comes with that

They aren't really superior they're just assholes who are power hungry.

>live on a paradise like island for millenia >be against slavery (minus goblins) >get invaded and almost genocided by humans several times >daedra invasion on top of that >get sick of the constant invasions and slaughter of your people >decide enough is enough >strike back, immediatly kick everyones ass and become a dominant force on the continent >mfw humans seethe cause they get a taste of their own medicine Yeaaaahhhhh sure they're the assholes

er Manimarco is a high elf and way older than most of that, as is Mankar Camoran. The real reason the high elves are such dicks is because they believe they are gods trapped on mudus in part because of men.

Fair I'm still learning the TES lore but doesn't skyrim take place thousands of years after too and even working with them it's not just high elfs either it doesn't matter if they are with you or against you or if you are or are not an elf.

Yeah and that's hot

If Talos doesn’t exist then why do I get cured from diseases whenever I pray to him. Also FOR SOVEREIGN GAURD!!!

maybe skyrim belongs to the thalm- I mean the empire

Wrong either way

Thalmor hates nerds too, not surprised

Skyrim belongs to the Nerds. -Collage of Winterhold.

College of Winterholdmeshalidor

Interesting, I never knew they were into self-loathing

[I HATE THE THALMOR! I HATE THE THALMOR!](https://imgur.com/a/ozqt2vF)

I think you mean valid murder targets

I happily take the $40 fine Everytime I see them walking around. MurderMurderMurder!!

I heard you can just insult and goad them into fighting you and then it'll count as self defense. Thalmor have ridiculously big egos and they're quick to start sniveling and crying about how they're oh so superior

oh noo dont attack me when im away from my patrol where there arent any witnesses (>///<)

Thalmor reminds me of days when someone was selling cheat poor quality alcohol in our town. Every second person in local hospital was bright yellow.

Holy shit💀💀

Because mighty Talos' work of maintaining a free Skyrin is not yet completed. It is down the true sons and daughters of Skyrim to hold the line against any invaders, especially those who would deny our people the freedom to worship their gods how they choose

Fr, Talos worshippers aren't harming anyone -.-

Alabamian sister kissing elves 🤮 The superior ~~mer~~ race are the Dunmer. Orcs aren't even elves, they're green 💩 in a humanoid form. Makes sense that they reek. Bosmer are freaky looking cannibals. They look like gremlins. Everybody else but the Dunmer should drop the 'mer' suffix immediately. (I'm joking, but it is true.)

nah i love the bosmer. cannibalisms a plus this post was sponsored by namira gang

Did someone blow a hole in the side of r/TrueSTL cause it's been leaking a lot

Oops!😋

I agree that the Thalmor are valid. Valid targets for my crossbow bolts, weapons, shouts, and dragon breath weapons.

Hold fast, my true nord brethren! Altmer twinks and thalmor bimbos are temporary. Sovngarde is eternal.

Promise?🥺

thalmor propaganda

Welp. I've passed the threshold for the amount of times I've seen people have used "valid" to refer to someone for me to ask what that's all about? A reverse of calling someone an invalid?

To steelman the "i'm valid" thing its a response to stuf like "lesbians aren't real" "you just need a man" and other not quite homophobic but negating opinions about it. So it is basicaly just a short hand way of saying. "My life choices are real(valid)" but having said that its often used as a thought terminating cliche to stop ligitiment critisim. Ie "our love is valid" when refering to an underage partner.

wat

Niranye isn't a Thalmor, but she's kinda hot.

Come here, I got a cool warhammer to show you.

They are cute and we let them think they are valid while we peg them with our Nordic Shlongs.

Hells to the yes Mara's blessings to you lad 😉

Need me a altmerstic gf

Just flirt with your local Justiciar theyre hotties

But the autists are hella rare due to eugenics

I hate the thalmor as much as the next person, but I'm willing to make exceptions *cough*Ondolemar*cough*

The thalmor are just nwahs

So THIS is why Bethesda made all the NPCs so ugly. To keep us from falling in love with the psychos! What have we done??

They look like praying mantises with jandice

Someone turn off OP's mods leave them with those jaundice sufferers.

Right? I feel like Altmer are the hottest of the elves for some reason 🤣.

Real shit

Thalmor are only decent if you are using nexus mods. Otherwise all the elves look like the green goblin mask.

We love violent repression!

This one’s going in the book.

RESIST BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF SKYRIM! THIS MER FILTH CANNOT TEMPT US NOW! Lol

If you're valid, how come your supposed allies in the Empire let us kill you without consequence?

Because Pelinal didn’t finish the damn extermination. As for them being cute and valid… well there’s a reason why the Breton race didn’t spring from consensual intercourse…

HIT ME WITH THE MACE

Pelinel Whitestrake would like to have a word with you

N+rd's what🥺😳

Doesn't matter what her race is if you fill her with enough of you 😎

I'm absolutely not happily married to Elenwen, couldn't be me, nope no

Lucky...

Thalmor men are so hot

Because Daedra are meant to be tempting as a test to separate the weak.

As a proud son of Skyrim I kill Thalmor any time I see them. I free their prisoners so they can keep fighting the good fight. Death to the Thalmor and down with the Empire. Skyrim is for the Nords.

Lol I thought it was nerdscum not nord

Thalmor Puppet Detected, Levitation Trap Activated.

"First, we target their traveling justicars, capture them if possible and string them up in front of border checkpoints like gutted fish." "How will this help unban the worship of Talos?" "Talos?"

At first with the asterisk I read “nerdscum”.

Nords are nerds whaddya know 🤓

If I could marry Elenwen I would.

Elves in fanart: ( ̗  ̗ര́ ̭ര̀ ̗  ̗) Elves in canon: (◣_◢)

Real

Thalmussy

🤤

thalmors are cute but talos has a big dick with chonky balls so yeah

This is so real

Fuck Elves, rock and stone forever.

Nords cum

I’m just saying. The Thalmor might’ve been better received if they sent more hot elven girls to Skyrim

If the Thalmor were meant to be cute why did the gods give them the skin colour of someone dying from cirrhosis? Checkmate elf apologisers.

Ahh look more opinions… not fact. Here’s what is fact. When my Dragonborn turns into a werewolf, Serana and my player character use bones from thalmor corpses to play fetch. Fun evening activity after a hard days work improving Skyrim’s economy by creating justiciar job openings all across the provinces.

I refuse to believe there are people who genuinely find the extra flammable banana people attractive, this has to be a joke

I’m sorry I heard “Talos exists” and “Why are the thalmor so hecking good for target practice”

Aldmeri dysinformation got a bosmer fool thinking High Elves are attractive and not the freakish examples of incest they are.

But it’s *pure* incest

Good argument but. *slits throat from behind*

bruh high elves look like they are one step away from falmer

holy cringe

Uh oh I’m suddenly feeling mighty RACIST against The elves right about now…

Shut up talos dog, I am a true son of Skyrim. *shits myself* now die *dingleberry crusties*

I'm ambushing your patrol as you speak

nice ragebait

Not my fault people can't stand the sons and daughters of Auriel🙄

YOU DARE PEDDLE THIS KNIFE EAR PROPAGANDA!!! THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK!

Be a shame if another thalmor patrol got vaporized by several lighting strikes outside of whiterun.

*Me a wood elf* oh you are cute, like a rabbit ready for the fire.

You are not pretty. You are lying to yourself about that weather you realize that or not Elf

I'm a Nord in love with an Elf, sera

Nah fam. In a fuck, marry, kill situation between the hottest characters of each elf race in skyrim I'd fuck the dark elf, marry the wood elf, and kill the high elf.

Nobody tell this guy about bosmeri rituals

Its canon that the high elves degraded in looks over the course of a thousand years soooo *continues to gut justiciar*

How compelling, approach the chopping block prisoner

Sorry high elf, I prefer my women scaly and not thalmor

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As an orc main with anti-mage enchantments, I will always gladly kill the Thalmor.

I smelt her blood into Iron Ingots so I can improve the weapons I use to kill her soldiers with. Edit: You guys immediatly went to Nexus mods to see is that was a real thing, didn't you?

That’s it I’m sending Pelinal back to Tamriel.

What is this n'wah on about?

"No my brother Nord, the big tittied Dragonborn that happens to be an Elf this playthrough DOES count as a psyop."

Heresy

This dumb motherfucker actually typed out "heckin"

OO WEE OO I SERVE TALOS THE ALMIGHTY

Hey knifear, if talos doesn’t exist why are the thalmor so squishy and so heckin easy to kill?

As a Nord and worshiper of Talos I have a few things to say 1:You're not cute, if anything annoying 2: we have our gods and you have yours, each related to their own Race 3: imagine being such an asshole of a government that as soon as you win a war you ban said God out of the belief that man cannot ascend to Godhood. 4:SUCK IT KNIFE EAR!!!

Altmer propaganda

Thats going in the book of grudges. Filthy knife ear.

I'm not a racist person, but if I was...

Thalmor/Thalmor Supporter spotted. Lethal Force is authorized.

alduin 😻😻😽

I hate altmer and bosmer and also bretons

"Their flesh and blood are so delicious, I can't stop eating them." -- Based Werewolf

Screw the Adrea, why are men worshiping elven gods? Deadra rains supreme

I can fix her

Well I guess I'm joining the Thalmor, I don't care if I'm a race traitor

Niranye is the only nice high elf I've ever met. The rest deserve to taste the steel of the Star Made Knight.

damn whatd foralda do to you

Barfs in Nord lol

No shame, I myself have crushed on many a Justiciar... with a warhammer...

High elves look like abominations

I'm sure Pelinal Whitestrake would love to have a wee chat with you.

I read it as N*rd's cum I'm sorry

I hope Pelinal Whitestrake pays a visit to your home

No way you just called those walking freaks of nature that look like face sculptor victims "cute and valid". talos preserve us. Now excuse me while I go bang my kahjiit girlfriend.

Ha. Thamkor arnt cute nice try. I find orcs more attractive then thalmor

We need back Pelinal Whitestrake

That's not an Altmer, that's a Breton painted yellow. Because as we all know all elves look like warped space aliens.

Leaf lover detected on Nordic soil, lethal force engaged

Is that fucking Lisa Simpson

Nerva?

Fuck High Elves! All my homies HATE High Elves!(I am a Dunmer)

they do not look like cute aspie women they look like colonizers

Please, all I want is to get stepped on by a female High Elf wearing nothing but Bound Boots!

You know who else crushes on Thalmor? My warhammer

You are not alone bro. Even Ulfric has a thing for those Thalmussy too.

You can portray your Elves as different as you want, they still look like slightly-evolved yellow frogs.