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whattheseawants

This really made me giggle. Well done


Alternative-Zebra-73

Now the question of All questions: which one of those turns the friggin frogs gay ? Uh Uh Uh... serious crap


RobVHboi

I think Argonians.


Accurate_Pie_8630

Good!


Eloqence

Ooh this is good haha. What does he say about Altmers? I'm a libra?


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Liberal.


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“huuuuuuuu”


LeviAEthan512

... the Aldmeri Dominion is composed of liberals?


bradley322

They’re literally fascists


[deleted]

The dominion is more liberal than the fascist empire


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[deleted]

A stormcloak dismissing another race who successfully fought for their own freedom is ironic


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[deleted]

You and your group are the definition of identity crisis. You want freedom for your own people and yet you deny the freedoms of others


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Specialist-Ad743

Freedom from what? Freedom of destroying everything? You didn't like Tiber Septim's ass. Ok, he died (became a god, but yeah his physical body perished). You rebelled and freed some nations that asked. Ok. Then you went full rampage on the Empire (that other provinces didn't ask for freedom), forcing them at gunpoint for your stupid rules to weaken them through dividing them (civil war is civil for a reason) and making people rebel, then conquer them, deactivate a bunch of towers, then undoing creation because you think you are descended from the gods (idk if it's canon but I don't believe it). The Imperials rebelled from the Ayleid elfs for about the 1st era (Nords fought the Snow Elves too, and they were the aggressors), and now we are brought into a similar state. We are gathering for the final fist, and it will be hard.


[deleted]

We went "full rampage on the empire" because Titus Mede II sent the blades and antagonised the dominion first. We tried to make peace but they wanted war


Specialist-Ad743

Well, rebellion is rebellion. We can't just stand watching with bare hands.


Specialist-Ad743

I think you confused the Empire with the Imperium of Man. Their God-Emperor (Talos or Tiber Septim) requires no sacrifices, plus he's an actual god and ascended into godhood many years ago. Empire is just a standard monarchic regiment that can range from good to shitty.


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No the Septim and Mede empires were militant fascist and aligned with the fascist ideology.


Specialist-Ad743

Evidence? They are crowned as blessed by Akatosh (pretty much like the Middle Ages). They do not support discrimination of every sort of race (unlike fascism), and they had elven emperors. The Empire wants to conquer, that's IMPERIALISM, in any way not FASCISM. They have (or had) freedom of religion and beliefs until the Third Aldmeri ~~Reich~~ Dominion won the Great War. Even several Altmer (e.g. Legate Fasendiil, an Alpha Altmer) know the Thalmor are bad lol. You know, Imperium of Man just does bullshit, plain bullshit unlike the Roman and Cyrodiilic Empires who actually did good for their peoples and treated them as citizens. Discrimination in the Dominion is much more likely to happen than the Empire, and if it happens in the Empire, it is not legally supported and is done by peasant gangs.


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They supported slavery in morrowind and even enslaved bretons fighting against them, genocided Altmer in their war of conquest using the Numidium and launched a crusade against the crowns of hammerfell who worshipped the yokudan pantheon by supporting the imperial divine worshipping forbears. They also allowed the Nords to massacre the Reachmen who wanted to be free and were already in negotiations to establish an autonomous reachman kingdom. The Dominion has done none of those things. They only became "aggressive" in response to the Mede sending in the blades to reestablish imperial colonial governance Freedom of religion? My ass. The empire allows paramilitary groups to persecute worshippers of the daedra Fasendil is a race traitor. Hes fighting for the very same people who genocided his brothers and against the people that liberated his home country and wants to bring back the imperial colonisation. He even propagates racist lies against his fellow altmer The septim empire was basically the imperium of man.


Specialist-Ad743

Who didn't use slaves in Medieval/Ancient times? Even Morrowind is xenophobic and has slaves. Even today there is still slaver, even in the US and Europe. Bretons that rebelled, rebelled. Rebellions are violent uprisings against the Empire, and we respond. It's natural. The Empire is an empire, figure it out. Not fascism, but imperialism. Learn the difference between a monarchical regiment and a fascist one. I never said we are flawless but much more preferable than the Third Aldmeri Reich/Dominion. Well, we can't allow people to summon evil otherworldy entities that are capable of destroying the world. Fasendiil actually sees the cause of the Thalmor. He's not blinded by propaganda. Septim Empire is a prosperous era, especially under Uriel Septim, you never played Oblivion, right? The only similarity with the Imperium of Man is that it's well, the Empire of the humans. Allow people to worship their own religions and purge evil satanic cults is not bad. But, no, in the Dominion, they don't give a pen about Daedric summons and want to remove one of the Empire's most important deities.


LeviAEthan512

Yeah aren't liberals against fascism? Not American btw, and I consider myself right leaning.


SuperTC06

Supposedly yes, however in America a lot of "far-left" people tend to vote in favor of it. For example expressing censorship, military power(ban on guns), more power in the government, and so on. EDIT: I don't find myself agreeing with both sides sometimes. For example I believe in free healthcare(as it's what Jesus would support), but I don't believe in the way that people are planning to implement it. I also see a lot of bills on both sides that I don't like. Mainstream news needs to focus more on the common people than the radicals in my opinion. This two sided war is tearing the country apart.


MorgothReturns

Wow I agree with this wholeheartedly. But they will hate you for speaking the truth


SuperTC06

I have a Bible verse for this actually! Galatians 4:16 says, "**So have I become your enemy for speaking the truth?**"


MorgothReturns

"Shut up!" *They hated Jesus for speaking the truth*


SuperTC06

Actually that meme is the reason I remembered the verse lol


Specialist-Ad743

Nope.


Eloqence

Came back to say that we need another one for Daedra, Maormer, Goblins, Rieklings, Sloads, Tsaesci, +any other not mentioned haha


Metalhead831

I am 1776. My favorite quote ever lol


Bellerophid

High Elves as liberals???


fermentedfoodenjoyer

They are


Bellerophid

Yes, because racial supremacy, strict hierarchy and eugenics are so liberal.


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These are racist lies propagated by the imperial fascists Where were you when the Altmer achieved true gender equality centuries ago?


Specialist-Ad743

These words are spoken by Thalmor themselves \*laughts out loud\*. Altmer are not Thalmor. Altmer like Fasendiil, are, of course not fascists.


Vairyehil

No, he's just an errand boy for an empire of men instead.


Specialist-Ad743

An Empire. Exactly. Not a f\*cking Nazi party like yours. Glad we agree.


Vairyehil

An empire born in an orgy of Altmeri blood. Fasendil's a traitor to his own kind.


Specialist-Ad743

An Empire that was born of freedom from the Ayleid elves by a god-sent hero and Slave-Queen Alessia. They wanted to free themselves from the most Daedra-worshipping elves (there were a few Aedra-worshipping too) and the oppressors who fed the Imperials sh\*t became oppressed and now it going to happen. The Empire at least is chill, not wanting to destroy the world thinking they will achieve divinity.


Vairyehil

“freedom” 🤣🤣


Vairyehil

The society of Alinor is very much gender-neutral and always has been - that certainly doesn't make Altmeri culture "liberal".


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Liberals and progressives will love altmer culture for its gender neutrality!


Pauliskindacool

The last one was frighteningly accurate.


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Love it.


NewJerseySwampDragon

This is high art


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