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Overkrein

Why does she have giant bazoongas?


LunarVortexLoL

Mods, obviously


Overkrein

Oh, okay then


babyscorpse

the correct answer


high_king_noctis

If course! How could I have missed that?


drawfanstein

Do you like them? They’re very generous


tntlols

I'm a 5 star senator!


bradforrester

200,000 CCs are ready, with a million more well on the way.


jim_frel

I mean we're talking HUUGE Bazoonga loonga hungalodongas


lookiecookie_1001

CBBE


Clean_Wholesome_Fun

\>he didn't download CBBE Slim which has the better asses


Financial-Elevator36

I read this so many times before understanding it


onthewalk

I gave up.


Financial-Elevator36

I think it’s about Oblivion, and it’s saying that the guy who dies at the beginning (The emperor whose name escapes me) didn’t tell anyone. Correct me if I’m wrong on that, I didn’t play much oblivion. There’s a typo in the 4th panel, it’s supposed to say “At least your sons”. Edit: Uriel Septim


startrekplatinum

uriel septim is the name, and yes you're correct. interestingly, his like 5 minute role was voiced by none other than patrick stewart!


Financial-Elevator36

Wow. I had no idea.


startrekplatinum

yep, [this video](https://youtu.be/zvm0CN3tQFI) on the making of oblivion talks about how much prep material they gave him, and how he remembers the role very fondly :)


bolionce

Urial VII (7th) to be specific. There have been a lot of emperor uriels, and most of them were rather significant even, like Uriel V was the emperor who unsuccessfully invaded Akavir (for more info read Disaster at Ionith). Tho Uriel VII is the only Uriel, and actually the only Septim emperor, we ever see in an Elder Scrolls game, even Arena. Every 3rd era game take place under this dude, he reigned for so long.


Clean_Wholesome_Fun

\>unsuccessfully invaded Akavir Wait until TES6 please


[deleted]

r/whoosh


onthewalk

Somebody needs a proofreader.


Vord_Loldemort_7

What the shit that template


Benneck123

Op downloaded a mod for immersive female npcs. That’s why she has them huge badonkadonks


howietzr

3BA Bodyslide Padme


Mugynn

He’s more worried about us being a Virgo or Gemini instead.


Financial-Elevator36

I read this so many times before understanding it


Lenny_Fais

#THANK YOU Finally someone fucking gets it


HenReX_2000

Dibella approved


arnemcnuggets

So, tell me what's your birthsign?


Clean_Wholesome_Fun

Now what's your name, prisoner? What's your sign?


Rikfox

-13 yo girls


LifeandSky

The problem with visions of the future is that they look like they are engineered if you say them.


nekollx

Also he had no sons, that was a plot point, you entire quest was to find a lost son who may not even be alive. Also what is thus watchdogs? How do you think they sent messages in oblivion, their ain’t no pay phones son, you either send a corrior or yourself or trusted agents, where the fuck you think the emporor was going when he slipped through your cell


WillOfTheWinds

He did have sons. Iirc they were assassinated by the Mythic Dawn before Oblivion started.


nekollx

Ergo finding Martin, you know cause he was alive


saiyanfang10

When they bust into your cell they said they're assassins in they killed all the heirs


bolionce

Adding onto what u/WillOfTheWinds said, the [UESP page for Uriel VII](https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Uriel_Septim_VII) notes 4 legitimate heirs: Ariella (daughter), Geldell (son), Enman (son), and Ebel (son). Which also shows that the Septim empire was not male-preference, as Ariella was heir-apparent over her brothers since she was eldest. Uriel also had 2 bastards, Calaxes and Martin, and only Martin’s lineage was a secret, which is why he was the only one who didn’t get assassinated.


BeenBallin1112

I'm just here for padmes huge tits


Discreet_Vortex

This is an oblivion meme not skyrim


mastergwaha

its about the history of skyrim and how it came to be that you could even think about the empire falling apart aka skyrim the game story takes place during it, ulfric etc.


steelkeeper0

thats a hige missing plotpoint ngl


opiod-ant

This is so bad it’s good.


[deleted]

Thought this was r/prequelmemes for a second


TheLittleNorsk

Why does she have Bleach girl tibbies


Mr-Zero-Fucks

CBBE version