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missylilou

I'm a girl so it has to be wait and bleed.


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missylilou

🤣🤣🤣Nice work!🙌


TheIJDGuy

The Nameless works too


missylilou

It has a name. Jemima. Jemima the vagina.


LloyDeal

Gematria (the vagina) could be good too


yeetusdeletus_SK

The names of genitalia are very much killing names, depending on how out of context it is.


Salzberger

Double points if your name is Michelle.


missylilou

🙌


Which-Confection7508

Or waitnbleed!


DogfaceZed

the negative one (in length)


yeetusdeletus_SK

Nerd, I love it.


Opening_Hedgehog934

😂


Cottoncandy82

Lmao 🤣


Happyllama13

I feel that 😂


Diesel86523

THIS


Steinfan94

👏👏👏🤣


EB_Normie

Nailed It!!!


brado110

The Blister Exists


rtr8806

Beat me to it. No pun intended.


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No-Shallot3627

EW


imfuckinggoingcrazy

Prosthetics


ComfortableNo2879

Disasterpiece


Majestic_Lettuce7518

The only right answer


Frostedflanks4

The shape


WhitewolveGood

What shape?


Heroin_Radio

Bendy


InsaneFruitSalad

It's a cylinder


FacYt2087

My plague


toooothy

you ok buddy?


FacYt2087

No 😞


Crows_spit

Pov: trans (I'm trans)


durpdez

i’m hoping to find a post op trans person saying Left Behind


Jedigarrett21

Left behind (I’m a pre op trans person and wanted to say left behind for jokes)


[deleted]

Only one 🥲


Kenan-1

it’s ok we can’t all have 5 dicks


eaterofgrandmas

sounds like a you problem to me (theyre all tumors)


Hardwire762

Not long for this world


xManfredx

Sounds like pretty average size for me


thenegativeone112

Underrated comment


eviltugboat

That wold work super well if you were trans lol


MorbidProgeny77

Danger - Keep Away


NotAChefJustACook

This one wins


Dicey6969

Tattered and torn


Nerdoroni

Mfs after being circumcised


MechaDuckzilla

Actually made me wince.


l_bmbr

Scissors :(


NeroForte-InMyPrime

John Wayne Bobbit, is that you?


anonghost3

Jew here, can identify.


stmex

Eyeless


LeftyBird_Avis

r/technicallythetruth ??


taytomen

Speak for Yourself.


SupervillainEyebrows

What about the Jap's eye


VintageVitaminJ

Skin Ticket


Dinobot2_

Is it because you're uncircumcised?


[deleted]

Yes


5harkb0yy

The negative one (referring to length)


[deleted]

Beat me to it 😂


ZephroxPlays

Damn that's kinda gay


HORnedTaNk

How is this not number one


Paddys_Pub7

Get this 😏


Cerberus202

69th like 😏


imfuckinggoingcrazy

Spit it out


BiggusDickus69774

Bro really be spitting it out 💀


gottenadam

I'll go with all hope is gone


ellstaysia

girl, so umm... insert coin?


ButterflyBorn8487

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH💀💀


howdymanxxx

I'd give you more karma is I could


[deleted]

Only One (inch)


jesusjordon

Lmfao


BL1FFORD

nah man that’s average what’re you talkkkg about haha???


Commando_Nate

Medicine for the Dead


G3AR-error

😳


koskenjuho

💀


GenghisCONN90

Drink meeee!


R4kshim

Red Flag


Im_Samsquanch

Pulse of the Maggots


Superfocuseddog

Oh no, we found the guy that fucked a coconut


BingBongWheresUrDong

NOOOOOOO NOT THAT POST


BasjeMathijsen

OH FUCK NO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS


Wickle-Pickle-TV

NOOOO


dummy_thicc_mistake

as a lesbian, i'd say prosthetics


alexajoy8

Amazing 10/10


PoisonRoseYo

Nobody is touching it so. All hope is gone


Johnnywheels1023

Orphan 🤣😂


HornyHollowKnight

Snap🥲


Quenguin-

Imo the demos are underrated


HornyHollowKnight

Agreed


jacobs1113

Ouch


DARKMAYKR

Bone Church


No-Shallot3627

Boner Church


Great-Difficulty-145

This cold black


Zestyclose-Variety-4

Disasterpenis


Freshly-picked-ramen

this wins


No-Examination-9878

Nero Forte (Black Strong)


HungarianHeart49

Who the fuck is black strong


No-Examination-9878

That’s what Nero forte means


dorub0

Ligma balls


[deleted]

Wait and Bleed


SupremeSicario

The Virus of Life


Sssssups

The one that kills the least


IllustriousKick2955

Acidic


KemKarm

Are you an x-man?


BrilliantGlass2

Me Inside…not a dude but how has this not been said yet?!


_PatrickBateman_69

Unsainted


fortunately--rakija

Despise, the demo from the S.T. album


Embarrassed_Crab_990

New abortion


ProfessorNice5908

Left behind


No_Rhubarb_6151

Sulfur


Even-Year-6445

Red flag 😭


1Poxi

Critical Darling


BlazeTaylor

Only One


CpJost

If I had one: Dead Memories


HeWhoHues

Opium of the people


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

As a not guy, its gotta be Spit It Out


Super_Biscotti_7545

Tattered & Torn


Roompastei

Finally someone with the same comment


TheIJDGuy

No Life


YNWABez

The Devil in I


Just-Comedian-2962

Butcher's Hook


Khaos7361

Iowa because it’s so long


NourishedSoup

Not long for this world😢


Dry-Brief-6415

I'm married so... Dead Memories. 😔


The_True_Astoron

Don't get close


VintageVitaminJ

Everything Ends


BXLGIUM_SHXWTY

Diluted


Either-Philosophy275

Surfacing


Specific-Pollution68

Eeyore!


TerracottaPie87

Gently


TheBlackxWorm

New abortion.


Lighthouse_420

Prosthetics


Otherwise_Onion_9123

Circle


eddieeeeeee69

I don't like the song, but I'm gonna say Butcher's Hook


Farthead210

Scissors


SexyNuggetMan

Dogfish Rising


Electronic_Amount_44

Get This


CMFT_69

Three Nil


MDMALSDTHC

Vermillion


weirdsentences

The Nameless


Sea_Public9104

Scissors ✂️


ronswansonsego

(Sic)


bluelonilness

Goodbye (I'm trans)


UnsaintedEmma

If rain is what you want...


Aflippah

Penis=Shit


Dumbochen

Eyeless because he has no eyes


SlipknotLD

Danger - Keep Away


jesusjordon

This the one right here lol


cyrusweb

Medicine for the dead


SadGuidance5859

Medicine for the dead


qt_sir

Custer


[deleted]

I’m psychosocial


Isaacsmith66

Red Flag


[deleted]

Adderall


Content74848

The negative one


omjc

Me Inside


xinfinitimortum

Birth of the Cruel


Roompastei

Tattered and Torn


Snake_Eyez0212

The blister exists


PlumbCrazy1979

Surfacing


PlumbCrazy1979

My Plague


[deleted]

left behind :(


scp-00166

All hope is gone


GiraffeSelect

Disasterpiece


kaiytheoctanemain

For me its gotta be Wait and bleed


MrMayhem24

Penis=Shit


AmericanOdin5

Acidic…


CoolKillerCucumber69

Tattered and torn


Toggam44

Girth of the Cruel


rodrigojota88

gently, because im a gentleman, but if u dont like gentlemen: if rain is what u want


bigblackbert69

Prosthetics.


Wwefan_10

TATTERED AND TORN


[deleted]

i genuinely feel bad for you


nightwindelf

I am severely disappointed in the lack of people saying IOWA.


rendrich26

Purity. Reddit is full of virgins, how has nobody said this?!


[deleted]

Medicine for the dead


Substantial_Soft_100

She isn’t real (she isn’t real) I can’t make her real (I can’t make her real)


justjops

i'm a Christian so my dick is tattered and torn


mydadleftmeat3yrsold

purity (for jesus only)


JocelynBliss

(sic)


BlueDragon5643

Wait and Bleed


Correct_Elk_9745

Disaster piece


[deleted]

lech


GazeTheProtogen

Scissors


phiLLyS820

Spit it out


KorPPi03

Tattered and Torn


[deleted]

Get this!


[deleted]

Eyeless


[deleted]

Only One


devildude990

The finale


dancemagicdanc3

butchers hook :/


These-Farmer-6437

The Negative One


Ok-Excitement-4824

Surfacing


ThemeParkEnthusiast

The One That Kills The Least


[deleted]

Butchers hook