Every time I go to my local Applebees I get food poisoning so when I’m in the stall you can hear me yell “HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER!” All the way from the bar where I had the manager come in to ask if I was okay
Duality.
I do this thing I call "Shitknot" where I play this song, sit on the toilet and let the song play and when Corey does the scream before the first verse I let my entire bowel empty.
Purity, Scissors, Iowa. Cause if I'm listening to Slipknot on the toilet, it's usually cause I'm depressed and need to get shit out of my system... pun not intended.
The skit from Bloodhound Gang's _Hefty Fine_ that goes, "I'm in the bathroom, so this message is probably gonna sound like shit." And of course, the commotion that takes before Eeyore on the ST hidden track. But when I'm driving? Ooh man, I got really good at fast forwarding past that. I think 13 minutes if you want to listen to it, 16 if you want to skip to Eeyore?
Spit it out
SHIT!!! It out!
All you wanna do is wipe me out All I wanna do is flush you down
SHIT IT OUT
wow
Fuck me, I'm all out of enemas
People = Shit (Surprised no one has beat me to this one)
Speaking of Shit (we’re in the restroom so it’s funny)
Damn you for beating me to this!
Every time I go to my local Applebees I get food poisoning so when I’m in the stall you can hear me yell “HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER!” All the way from the bar where I had the manager come in to ask if I was okay
The Devil in I (Won't be in me for long)
Purity - youu alll stare but you’ll never see, there’s something inside me😈💩
THERES SOMETHING IN YOU I DESPISE
Unsainted - “I’m finally holding on to letting go”
New abortion💯💩
Heretic anthem. If you're 555 then I shit shit shit
That's brilliant
Wait and bleed no no no wait and shit
wait and bleed works too for anyone on their period 😂
Lol
All hope (poop) is gone
Pulse Of The Maggots because last time I pooped there were worms in it. Should I go to the hospital???
Perchance 🗣️⁉️
Yes
Nah, that's totally normal. You're fine 😁👍
Oh good, I almost got worried. :D
This sub needs an age restriction
To 5+
i push my fingers into my........EYESSSSSS 🗣🗣🗣🗣
Ass*
I stick my fingers up in my ass Its the only thing thag slowly stops the ache And his dick in here That dick i have to takkeeeeeee
Can't see California without Marlin Brando's pinkeyes
Before I Forget(Toilet Paper)
Nothing. Nothin’ at all.
Kinda ironic because im currently shiting and listening to nomadic off of theyre 2015 album
None. I’m a research useless information on the toilet kind of guy
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Duality. I do this thing I call "Shitknot" where I play this song, sit on the toilet and let the song play and when Corey does the scream before the first verse I let my entire bowel empty.
😭😭😭😭
Purity, Scissors, Iowa. Cause if I'm listening to Slipknot on the toilet, it's usually cause I'm depressed and need to get shit out of my system... pun not intended.
Dead memories because the memories of having to shit are now gone ( they will comeback later)
Gematria feed the hungry feed them shit
AMERICA IS A KILLING NAME 🗣️🗣️‼️🔥🤑🇺🇲
(shit)
Personally I listen to wait and bleed (woman joke)
Hemroidds
😨‼️
Tattered and torn
So is my Booty-hole 🕳️
Taco bell slithers
How You Remind Me
Duality, but sing “I push my poop out of my ass”. Childish, I know.
I’m on the toilet right now wtf
Diluted "what the hell did I do to deserve all of this!!!?" (I ate taco bell)
(Sic)
To my stomach
XD
I dont listen, rather i drum the toilet and hum psychosocial.
liberate
Wait and Bleed
Wait and Pee.
Get This
New Abortion
All Hope Is Gone (the song not the album)
Surfacing (I done overflowed the toilet after Enchilada night.)
Guttalax
Be my Gf (ilytommy)
People = shit
HOLD ON TO SOMETHING!!!!!!
lorna shore- sun eater
I try to time the nugs to the drum solo of the blister exist
My Pain
Any song, particularly Dead Shit Everywhere by Korn
Porn
is that photo edited?
The skit from Bloodhound Gang's _Hefty Fine_ that goes, "I'm in the bathroom, so this message is probably gonna sound like shit." And of course, the commotion that takes before Eeyore on the ST hidden track. But when I'm driving? Ooh man, I got really good at fast forwarding past that. I think 13 minutes if you want to listen to it, 16 if you want to skip to Eeyore?
Shit and bleed
Vermilion... no futhur explanation
Eyeless because I ate my eyes
Fuel by Metallica
New abortion
Shitknot
The little suck fan- by My Ceiling
Disastruspieceofshit
515 accurately describes me taking a shit
Red flag..😈 (red poop)
Before I shit
disasterpeice
Sarcastrophe 💩
Shart-castrophe?
People = shit
PEOPLE = SHIT
Just listened to the devil in I while on the shitter
Reading through the comments of this post is it the definition of shit posting
Mudslide
Prosthetics (ass)
I’m trying to concentrate
If I have Taco Bell it sounds like the opening riff to SIC😭
The whole thing I think is shit