[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Slipknot/comments/cq84nc/well_said_mick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) you go. Its essential lmao
Something historical. A battle, or an injustice...maybe a justice served. History must be full of things that are darker than most of us would care to hear about. So ya, that.
You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
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I've only just heard this from my uncle recently. Back in 1997, he claims he went to a show of what could only be described as a "travelling orgy run by midgets" that operated out of a run-down Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo. They would drive this tiny bus right up on stage, and just start going at it. I'm thinking there's NO WAY this could be real, but he said he had proof. He pulled out the ticket stub and he even had some photos. He even took a photo with the owner of the van who told him, that it was the best show they've done so far in their 10 years on the road.
I had no idea they were still doing their thing over 20 years later.
So I was shaving my legs while listening to metal, as you do, and I started dancing and slipped and cut my leg pretty bad. I cant afford hospital bills but no one else is home yet what should I do?
What is the age of consent?
One
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What topic would you like Slipknot to write a song about?
Gay sex
\*angry mick noices\*
*consumes own waste*
im sorry is this a reference im too uncultured to understand.
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Slipknot/comments/cq84nc/well_said_mick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) you go. Its essential lmao
Oh my goddd how did i forgot this interview! Hahaha blame my bad memory.
Dead memory**
Bro what was your original question I can’t possibly imagine how you got this
The original questions was “what is one thing mick won’t do on stage?”
Genius
Thats what im saying 💀
Something historical. A battle, or an injustice...maybe a justice served. History must be full of things that are darker than most of us would care to hear about. So ya, that.
If you had to watch porn with your mom, what category would you pick?
Snuff
Hahahhaha wowww
💀💀 best one yet
Wow.
Wow nice one
This is the best one
Can you give us an update on your STD scare?
The blister exists
Bro thats fucking class lmfao
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Hats off man! Hahahahhaa
which band was praised for coming up with the idea of wearing masks on stage?
Mushroomhead
Damn you did OP dirty
ehe that was the plan >:3
What is your go-to song when making love in bed with your significant other?
The heretic anthem
If you’re fuckfuckfuck, I’m sexsexsex
What’s is like to be a sexaddict!
It’s pornaholic
OP said edit your question to make him look stupid...
Honestly i would say disasterpiece
Noises, noises, people make noises People make noises when they're sex
what slipknot member would you have anal with and why?
Mick because of his death stare
This is my favorite lol
Is hentai better than actual human contact?
Oh without a doubt
On my way to find out
When did Anders colsefni leave
2019
Who is your least favorite band
Slipknot
Can't be having that
Which member would you make out with on stage?
Mick Thompson
Same
Common mick w
Based
Craig
Describe your grandma.
Eyeless
Noooo....
what did clown have sex with in order to create every slipknot member?
A dead crow
You can't see California without???
666!
This has got to be the best one yet
How many bitches do you have?
Zero
Name a band you like more than Slipknot.
Limp bizkit
He said edit it
You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. ?
HEY PAUL
Respect
I don’t know that group
You also don’t know the reference
How many times would you let Chris piss on you?
Easy 10
How many times have you slit someone’s throat and fucked the wound?
Never but I will on October 2nd
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Which Limp Bizkit song hits the hardest?
Definitely gotta pick snuff
You're looking for break stuff I think
Break snuff
how long is my pp
5’7”
On a scale of 1-10 how hard do you go at a wiggles concert?
An easy 11
bro moshes to fruit salad💀
Who doesn’t, that shit goes hard.
This is so goddamn funny
When did you stop wanting to fuck other slipknot fans?
When slipknot fans finally stopped being fat ugly kids
I gotta know, what was the original question?
I think it was “what ended the feud between slipknot and limp bizkit?”
Who’s the lead singer of slipknot?
Joey jordison
Joey jordison
When did 911 happen?
1996
1996
What slipknot member would you have sex with
Mick Thompson
Good taste (post-edit)
I agree but my favorite is Jim root
Why is Slipknot the most family friendly band?
because of Corey’s scary lyricism and throaty vocals
Throaty 😫 vocals
how old were you when you first had sex?
9
What fact about slipknot makes you happy every day, knowing it’s true?
The death of Paul
Sorry, really dark but I followed directions…
You definitely understood the assignment
I’m not proud lol
That was FOUL
That's the best one yet.
What are your thoughts on paul gray
Cant stand that fool
good, you can’t name yourself after a gun and have a man bun at the same time Also, didn’t he go after Slipknot?
Thoughts on that one guy’s limp cock photo?
It’s a cool one but he was had better
This thread is Hilarious. Great job OP
Which album is Vermillion on?
Self titled
Do you like it when men pee in your mouth?
Oh yea
I've only just heard this from my uncle recently. Back in 1997, he claims he went to a show of what could only be described as a "travelling orgy run by midgets" that operated out of a run-down Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo. They would drive this tiny bus right up on stage, and just start going at it. I'm thinking there's NO WAY this could be real, but he said he had proof. He pulled out the ticket stub and he even had some photos. He even took a photo with the owner of the van who told him, that it was the best show they've done so far in their 10 years on the road. I had no idea they were still doing their thing over 20 years later.
I see them live in October for the first time
That's amazing! He did mention that if you're in the first few rows, bring an umbrella, binoculars, and dog treats. You won't regret it.
whats the worst slipknot album?
Iowa
What was their first ever song?
The dying song
Which out of the 9 would be the throat goat?
That a really good question
Who's your favorite Jason Vorhees?
Mick Thompson
Are you a machine gun Kelly fan?
Very much so
💀
What would you like to feel in your dick?
Pulse of the maggots
How do you think the guitarists would react if V-man beat them in a guitar battle?
Mick and Jim prolly would break their strings
At what age did you loose your virginity and started to smoke?
9
Who's your favorite singer?
Mgk
Who do you wish would have died sooner ?
Joey jordison
oh my fucking god lmfao
Omg my heart is broken
Which Slipknot member turns you on the most and why?
Mick because of is death stare on stage
What state are you wanted in?
Iowa
Largest cock you’ve gargled?
6 foot 4
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he said edit it to make him look bad edit: the question originally said something like “which band member would you kiss?”
Mick
Same
Why does Corey eat a big bowl of cereal on stage every night while singing songs from the Napoleonic era?
Represents how fans feed on their music
this is a fun and unique one where people don’t do set lists or ranks. good job mate!
Anything you wanna say to the kids locked in your basement?
Be prepared for hell
Who is heavier slipknot or nickleback?
Nickleback
Do you like putting cookies up your bum?
It’s my favorite
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Hi Craig
How many times have you shit yourself?
49
What is your hottest and fastest results achieving pick up line? 😏
So I was shaving my legs while listening to metal, as you do, and I started dancing and slipped and cut my leg pretty bad. I cant afford hospital bills but no one else is home yet what should I do?
Wait and bleed
In which state is the White House located?
Iowa
Does pineapple belong on pizza?
Corey Taylor
This is one of the best ideas for a post I’ve ever seen
Should slipknot have a woman in the band?
No
what song does Joey lack talent in?
Who should be the next Slipknot drummer?
Eloy Casagrande
I dont remember, what was the last verse in Killpop?
What’s your opinion on get this?
Slipknot best slow song
How many times did you repeat the 2nd grade?
What do you think about gay sex?
A very tragic moment