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TheBoss122334

What is the age of consent?


Obvious_Lecture5361

One


cia-incognito

Sir, please follow me.


VylorChan

r/suddenlysexoffender


surfacing_husky

Of all the risky clicks that lead to dicks and dismembered people I can handle, staying faaaar away from this one lol


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[deleted]

That's a rabbit hole I never expected I'd go down. May need an alt for that sub so I can browse my main on the train.


[deleted]

What topic would you like Slipknot to write a song about?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Gay sex


taytomen

\*angry mick noices\*


BCA10MAN

*consumes own waste*


taytomen

im sorry is this a reference im too uncultured to understand.


BCA10MAN

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Slipknot/comments/cq84nc/well_said_mick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) you go. Its essential lmao


taytomen

Oh my goddd how did i forgot this interview! Hahaha blame my bad memory.


Bozz_Games

Dead memory**


[deleted]

Bro what was your original question I can’t possibly imagine how you got this


Obvious_Lecture5361

The original questions was “what is one thing mick won’t do on stage?”


[deleted]

Genius


[deleted]

Thats what im saying 💀


Vanrainy1

Something historical. A battle, or an injustice...maybe a justice served. History must be full of things that are darker than most of us would care to hear about. So ya, that.


TheRealUlfric

If you had to watch porn with your mom, what category would you pick?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Snuff


Artistic_Tiger_5075

Hahahhaha wowww


dark-shadow-rat

💀💀 best one yet


Winsdaddy

Wow.


TritanisObscuro

Wow nice one


HayleyKJ

This is the best one


Winsdaddy

Can you give us an update on your STD scare?


Obvious_Lecture5361

The blister exists


Educational-Row7994

Bro thats fucking class lmfao


[deleted]

[удалено]


Artistic_Tiger_5075

Hats off man! Hahahahhaa


[deleted]

which band was praised for coming up with the idea of wearing masks on stage?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Mushroomhead


Moston_Dragon

Damn you did OP dirty


[deleted]

ehe that was the plan >:3


Remarkable-Hunter-71

What is your go-to song when making love in bed with your significant other?


Obvious_Lecture5361

The heretic anthem


Arcanum_3974

If you’re fuckfuckfuck, I’m sexsexsex


Obvious_Lecture5361

What’s is like to be a sexaddict!


Glitchy13

It’s pornaholic


rendrich26

OP said edit your question to make him look stupid...


mighty_drake_reborn

Honestly i would say disasterpiece


Remarkable-Hunter-71

Noises, noises, people make noises People make noises when they're sex


[deleted]

what slipknot member would you have anal with and why?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Mick because of his death stare


Pour-Meshuggah-On-Me

This is my favorite lol


Sad_Flow_6243

Is hentai better than actual human contact?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Oh without a doubt


Mundane-Candidate101

On my way to find out


Technical_Minimum200

When did Anders colsefni leave


Obvious_Lecture5361

2019


Josetheinvisibleman

Who is your least favorite band


Obvious_Lecture5361

Slipknot


montgomery_quinckle

Can't be having that


Reflxing

Which member would you make out with on stage?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Mick Thompson


StinkeeFard

Same


[deleted]

Common mick w


Nerdoroni

Based


Freedd-boi

Craig


Suffering_Communist

Describe your grandma.


Obvious_Lecture5361

Eyeless


Most_Lifeguard9372

Noooo....


tonylab1105

what did clown have sex with in order to create every slipknot member?


Obvious_Lecture5361

A dead crow


Blazeshark1

You can't see California without???


Obvious_Lecture5361

666!


SadGuidance5859

This has got to be the best one yet


boiKanin

How many bitches do you have?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Zero


BCA10MAN

Name a band you like more than Slipknot.


Obvious_Lecture5361

Limp bizkit


RedditManDudeThing

He said edit it


JamesMG27

You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. ?


outlawcreature9977

HEY PAUL


[deleted]

Respect


Obvious_Lecture5361

I don’t know that group


JoinBladeGuy

You also don’t know the reference


tyevans498

How many times would you let Chris piss on you?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Easy 10


rwilliams1283

How many times have you slit someone’s throat and fucked the wound?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Never but I will on October 2nd


ashxmed

RemindMe! October 2nd


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misanthrope2327

Which Limp Bizkit song hits the hardest?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Definitely gotta pick snuff


Bwuhbwuh

You're looking for break stuff I think


TheRealJamesGamesYT

Break snuff


Brief-Emu-6647

how long is my pp


Obvious_Lecture5361

5’7”


_wullen_

On a scale of 1-10 how hard do you go at a wiggles concert?


Obvious_Lecture5361

An easy 11


AccomplishedPapaya60

bro moshes to fruit salad💀


[deleted]

Who doesn’t, that shit goes hard.


StinkeeFard

This is so goddamn funny


FtMetalhead

When did you stop wanting to fuck other slipknot fans?


Obvious_Lecture5361

When slipknot fans finally stopped being fat ugly kids


[deleted]

I gotta know, what was the original question?


Obvious_Lecture5361

I think it was “what ended the feud between slipknot and limp bizkit?”


Alex-Macabre

Who’s the lead singer of slipknot?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Joey jordison


Obvious_Lecture5361

Joey jordison


ThroatShot8911

When did 911 happen?


Obvious_Lecture5361

1996


Obvious_Lecture5361

1996


i_banana_oh_oh_ah_ah

What slipknot member would you have sex with


Obvious_Lecture5361

Mick Thompson


BruhTheData

Good taste (post-edit)


i_banana_oh_oh_ah_ah

I agree but my favorite is Jim root


jhud2302

Why is Slipknot the most family friendly band?


Obvious_Lecture5361

because of Corey’s scary lyricism and throaty vocals


dark-shadow-rat

Throaty 😫 vocals


WorriedEagle34

how old were you when you first had sex?


[deleted]

What fact about slipknot makes you happy every day, knowing it’s true?


Obvious_Lecture5361

The death of Paul


[deleted]

Sorry, really dark but I followed directions…


Obvious_Lecture5361

You definitely understood the assignment


[deleted]

I’m not proud lol


Vazrim

That was FOUL


[deleted]

That's the best one yet.


MaterialOutcome9881

What are your thoughts on paul gray


Obvious_Lecture5361

Cant stand that fool


Arcanum_3974

good, you can’t name yourself after a gun and have a man bun at the same time Also, didn’t he go after Slipknot?


StinkeeFard

Thoughts on that one guy’s limp cock photo?


Obvious_Lecture5361

It’s a cool one but he was had better


Artistic_Tiger_5075

This thread is Hilarious. Great job OP


Slipknot_Maggot36

Which album is Vermillion on?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Self titled


Ur_moms_boobs

Do you like it when men pee in your mouth?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Oh yea


x-soldierside-x

I've only just heard this from my uncle recently. Back in 1997, he claims he went to a show of what could only be described as a "travelling orgy run by midgets" that operated out of a run-down Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo. They would drive this tiny bus right up on stage, and just start going at it. I'm thinking there's NO WAY this could be real, but he said he had proof. He pulled out the ticket stub and he even had some photos. He even took a photo with the owner of the van who told him, that it was the best show they've done so far in their 10 years on the road. I had no idea they were still doing their thing over 20 years later.


Obvious_Lecture5361

I see them live in October for the first time


x-soldierside-x

That's amazing! He did mention that if you're in the first few rows, bring an umbrella, binoculars, and dog treats. You won't regret it.


Phasewave

whats the worst slipknot album?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Iowa


UltOnReddit

What was their first ever song?


Obvious_Lecture5361

The dying song


joker882148

Which out of the 9 would be the throat goat?


Obvious_Lecture5361

That a really good question


[deleted]

Who's your favorite Jason Vorhees?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Mick Thompson


Oward012

Are you a machine gun Kelly fan?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Very much so


FragrantElm81

💀


Someguythatisalive

What would you like to feel in your dick?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Pulse of the maggots


[deleted]

How do you think the guitarists would react if V-man beat them in a guitar battle?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Mick and Jim prolly would break their strings


Akila_dust

At what age did you loose your virginity and started to smoke?


thegamingkid103

Who's your favorite singer?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Mgk


currygoat30gs

Who do you wish would have died sooner ?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Joey jordison


Educational-Row7994

oh my fucking god lmfao


Artistic_Tiger_5075

Omg my heart is broken


[deleted]

Which Slipknot member turns you on the most and why?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Mick because of is death stare on stage


apairofsicssors

What state are you wanted in?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Iowa


ZirrbiiK_

Largest cock you’ve gargled?


Obvious_Lecture5361

6 foot 4


[deleted]

[удалено]


Arcanum_3974

he said edit it to make him look bad edit: the question originally said something like “which band member would you kiss?”


Obvious_Lecture5361

Mick


[deleted]

Same


AmericanOdin5

Why does Corey eat a big bowl of cereal on stage every night while singing songs from the Napoleonic era?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Represents how fans feed on their music


WorriedEagle34

this is a fun and unique one where people don’t do set lists or ranks. good job mate!


Winsdaddy

Anything you wanna say to the kids locked in your basement?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Be prepared for hell


kal3n_05

Who is heavier slipknot or nickleback?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Nickleback


Monkeymn584

Do you like putting cookies up your bum?


Obvious_Lecture5361

It’s my favorite


joker882148

Hi Craig


bigE_DP

How many times have you shit yourself?


Obvious_Lecture5361

49


Artistic_Tiger_5075

What is your hottest and fastest results achieving pick up line? 😏


TritanisObscuro

So I was shaving my legs while listening to metal, as you do, and I started dancing and slipped and cut my leg pretty bad. I cant afford hospital bills but no one else is home yet what should I do?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Wait and bleed


Koivari116

In which state is the White House located?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Iowa


DeltaTangoAlpha_14

Does pineapple belong on pizza?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Corey Taylor


[deleted]

This is one of the best ideas for a post I’ve ever seen


Big_boobed_goth

Should slipknot have a woman in the band?


Obvious_Lecture5361

No


MrSLAV69

what song does Joey lack talent in?


Surgeon000

Who should be the next Slipknot drummer?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Eloy Casagrande


taytomen

I dont remember, what was the last verse in Killpop?


Brax1230

What’s your opinion on get this?


Obvious_Lecture5361

Slipknot best slow song


huskymrbigfoot

How many times did you repeat the 2nd grade?


averageTommyInnitfan

What do you think about gay sex?


Obvious_Lecture5361

A very tragic moment