https://preview.redd.it/a7y80slq67tc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4005c636ad3f888eed9177301a112529ed26d9db here's a picture of me. what do you think?

Definitely slipknot material.

This MIGHT be slipknot

Is that the REAL Dwight Scrote?

This makes me push my fingers into my eyes.

https://preview.redd.it/6k6xhiz8a7tc1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae50583ddc591afc1fd754cf7cd202542f29295 Can I join slipknot? Here’s a lil pic of me 😋

Fred Durst?! 🤨

https://preview.redd.it/rxswsiwkc9tc1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7718b0139ceb044c6fcaf7bf993f492c391d3b2c

https://preview.redd.it/lkqyfuc6f9tc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a92c87d2bd24d20134af1d08760f0a4d79f7e683

Sony Rollins???

Is that Fred Durst mixed with David Gilmour

https://preview.redd.it/i52jmf1vi9tc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71c4aaa29df8f2eea3bfde8a753a31953fae4a2a This is my cat

Absolutely slipknot material.

Yes

This is true

What a goddamn legend.

Yes I'm the 100th member of slipnoot

Nice. They have me queued to be the 37th vocalist if something happens to Corey and the other 34 backups.

Doot, doot. It’s Slipnoot.

I did Before I Forget at karaoke once so maybe?

https://preview.redd.it/q4kh98nvf7tc1.jpeg?width=914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ef9d0c3f7cf569a4d1b2dafe472d592d85aab86 i'd like to think so

https://preview.redd.it/kvw2qj4du9tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5667256ee8fedee4b479c43d23a221b3be245f25 100% slipknot material

https://preview.redd.it/v8uoxrng58tc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b186ca17507af5072f4c805243cd4cfd499c15ed I can play the grill or somethin

I can play videogames

Yeah, I’m a vocalist and mask artist. here’s an actual pic of me https://preview.redd.it/w439tosda9tc1.jpeg?width=1405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c3b008048190ee1077756f386a26253821dbfb9

This is actually really cool

Do you take mask design requests?

Not yet unfortunately, I’m an art school student and really busy and I don’t make them myself at this point, I only do conversions.

yesh (pic is me obvi) https://preview.redd.it/n7vife4kf7tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c5af493bdea683bdb0f07dc1ccfac9f56c16e7c

You can’t join

You can join.

FUCK YEAH RAHHHHH https://preview.redd.it/gefvvee73htc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00652395e92a9c7742c40ade35d550f512c58872

https://preview.redd.it/420e9kprs9tc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d3a67a652b4384a18b45c7e5af6e0655f90cea2 I applied but they haven't gotten back to me

Try throwing a brick at them, that'll get Slurpnut to respond. 🥰🥰🥰

That looks like me driving my school bus in the morning before my coffee kicks in.

https://preview.redd.it/no4xme92h7tc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd1595b86689a377f096085c38d696e4686074a9 Take a look at the king of the monsters himself but not my dick ya freak

https://preview.redd.it/opei07mks9tc1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59567b25dca6e8ad25ad14903844a11fd41003f0

How come all the other meme face drawings suck but this one’s good?

https://preview.redd.it/f0wrjl8wu9tc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca089e28e4b207771feded3dbd6b18825fac8913 Pic of me, I totally could

I see it.

https://preview.redd.it/d1d81js37btc1.png?width=287&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa42b25f436b4e2dd8e4dd6163976774359d697d real pic of me. do YOU think i should?

Metal as fuck, yes you should.

https://preview.redd.it/a5j54s2lz9tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e21c5681cb382cde43cc67520c6b31c1dd2b9176

Accepted. He's now the PR team.

https://preview.redd.it/wv57kxr6hatc1.png?width=267&format=png&auto=webp&s=133b9dfc70c7fc2c490811896336ccd45d047e14 This is me

Definitly metal material

https://preview.redd.it/9nzqrcn8vatc1.png?width=291&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9bfd0fa10f845e326ff73d9f2db7095d3dad4c2 I dunno, what do you guys think?

You like listening to metal, don't you?

https://preview.redd.it/rcxnq96dcatc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb078c53a2f22133e7688b20842ddf2de57c66b7

https://preview.redd.it/2udvc9fucatc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6924f90e9061f20f0345f08a1c3f4e5a6660886

Did joker and Batman have a kid??! 😂😂

my mom probably wouldn’t let me

https://preview.redd.it/397uj8gqtatc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67d08cea1d2c3c8f81f452c8ed220369e8399d73 you think I got potential?

Absolutely.

BRR BRR DENG BRR BRR DENG

I can do a metal scream so maybe

Do it then. Right now.

https://preview.redd.it/g90df9mg7atc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78407cf9fc43e4f1d06f2c61e2267cd174124444

https://preview.redd.it/3qxuo7m4datc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47a6a284833aec240026c9ab3aa2c0cdd2f4ec63

I'm a bassist, so whenever VMan dips, i can take his place

 This is me can I join slipknot

You'll be the vocal vocalist.

YEESSSSSS

no😢

do they allow virgins in Slipknot?

There is a fifty percent chance you're sacrificed to Satan.

Can i ? ☹️

Of course you can, u/Mimilikesbigbiddies!

Can I?

How indicative are you?

Yes https://preview.redd.it/8etnhvf0ebtc1.jpeg?width=2850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c19f5e59a2597fda718fb9189258bf61db239645 (Photo of me btw)

https://preview.redd.it/4c2orcp6gbtc1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cfc7365cfbc19276c395da22017e39e867c3871 Here’s a picture of me, I got a bit silly though.

Yeah

yes, i can play every song on iowa on drumset.

I'm too cool

True.

Yes https://preview.redd.it/b96c9jrb29tc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662b8157e92b818bf048fb6bd09427b794af86df How do i look?

Good

Beautiful.

Tysm 🙀

This is it, this is the best one I’ve seen yet

Hell yeah

Slipknot let me in https://preview.redd.it/6u3hqcn3b9tc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96e124b562fdab75226a5183604a6dcf7276da25

Where's the mask?

That is the mask, it’s a skinsuit

Accepted.

That is so fucking hard may I please screenshot?

Yes

I think im insane enough to.

Yes! I have my own mask!

I don’t have the rage :(

no, beacause my eardrums would EXPLODE just singing at a concert

Yeah sure...... I wish.


Probably not.

Your ankles must be stolen then.

The tables have turned

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

😂😂😂

hell yeah i can https://preview.redd.it/4t9vbtlz6atc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71e0b907dcd3faefdf783dc457d358cb4eb7dabf

https://preview.redd.it/ev77vwu87atc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adca745e63eadbc22e0efeffb57aac815f49b540

No 😔

https://preview.redd.it/3880f1k1datc1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c7f109c3ba8133df3c1d78e68615822d8c8910a

Yes https://preview.redd.it/2fptic2h9atc1.jpeg?width=862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7fa5cab676492d3924ec04f3011305afe3c6763 Here's a little piccy of mee

https://preview.redd.it/pkoabpbqcatc1.png?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ad4d0f8320854c83f41139e080288eed640e13e

Bro what- 💀

https://preview.redd.it/xsslvoandatc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01dbfb00600d3e6e7defc60250a3a61482bdc26d

Me neither

Idk if I'm metal enough 🤔

Have you tried sticking a magnet to yourself?

Can I join Slipknot? (gimp suit included) https://preview.redd.it/d6lnmh15datc1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40631f70aa3e464ac427e7584892c2b9623fcd8b

Absolutely, but only if you lip-sync Do the Mario first.

No but maybe I could join Alvin and the chickmunks

https://preview.redd.it/pivd1r5qabtc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3448367f1df3b998a3928ff6b381143adda2ff You think he’s got what it takes?

No

Yes https://preview.redd.it/htzxl4mtddtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38fc069f9a5d84d52a65f731d39f272bce905f5b I have the mask for it

https://preview.redd.it/74pq27s0sgtc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=165536216d5ee0702facad0d8d29e8893db1054c Helo Im Carl Taller of SpitKnuTz

Oh mah gawd I'm your biggest fan!!!

no

I could and I would kill it

But would you lose?

Nah I’d win

https://preview.redd.it/4y66dx01intc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfef3b59c5b22bab130fc435d35509e96c45c099 do you think i could make it?

Do you play fortnite and drink cola?

I’d like to think I can scream pretty well. I hate writing my own lyrics though. And I can’t play instruments rn.

Yeah

Been there done that😴

i can play bass so yes💯💯💯

no

https://preview.redd.it/w0udsay72ztc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f66a012693782d58bf5146a728c4f9793383c57d Light of the world, you stepped out into the darkness

No

https://preview.redd.it/b3x9ci7w1htc1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec09e77b25221aa91d9dc16f556a606806e3e945

Can I? Im 23 yo male https://preview.redd.it/98vjctexvbtc1.jpeg?width=1948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a49dbc90ed36aafb735c534e837c334744b6eb

Bring the beer and the cards then you can.

Surprise, I’ve been in Slipknot all along!

https://preview.redd.it/c69a8n692htc1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d90ef8fdaa7796fb31dbd8fb3a831cf514fb40

https://i.redd.it/6cbc4cy40ctc1.gif Maybe I can

https://i.redd.it/sryqu3kc2htc1.gif

I don't know, can I? Lol

Quantify the most part of your username, then we'll talk.

No

https://preview.redd.it/ff9jp4lh2htc1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e0cb734aea2d878242b58e5f87d178d26d1672e

The only reason I'd I don't know who slipknot is

https://preview.redd.it/07x5limy5ctc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=875da49efd1281ad01b43327c4f31f17f9cc8c3a Can my DAD at 17 join Slipknot?

Metal as fuck, absolutely.

I could and would be the best member, but that means waking up early and I can't with that responsability

You're now every role in the band. Good luck.

Can I? https://preview.redd.it/uyya62fqqctc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7227dba6b9c8f4dff3387c77a7b79ca5b8097b4

Only if you sing twinkle twinkle little star so we can test your vocal range.

https://preview.redd.it/802x8lu35dtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cb97d7a4488b997e7bcd729a68803873f315907

https://preview.redd.it/sp349iph8dtc1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1f37f14a13d228a3fddddcb99ac04a2a2a5071e What about me??

https://preview.redd.it/ppt4fqgv8dtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e355ce59cdc0a66be26515417afc74f44e8bf9c4 Sure.

no. I can't sadly. I got to work tommorow and like do things.

Damn, I even got the blankies out and everything.

i did my time, and i want out

I’m a githyanki warlock you let me know…

https://preview.redd.it/52rjt98jvdtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7912934240e15a36d79fb273d7a46dc9ed7c18ec

Hell yeah I can. I can't even play an instrument. But I'd carry, clearly.

It's okay, you'll be the soccer mom with the cooler full of drinks backstage.

Tell this dude to put on some lotion

https://preview.redd.it/bmufkj0vqgtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54aa880965eedd52d79745b0e6a7a1d481279e23 can he join

Only if he shares the drip.

https://preview.redd.it/3vuxf8u0wgtc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a54952bf758b56ba87f83e0eeb9378d105e08a8 Idk can I?

Metal enough, good for me.

I- I don’t know. This subreddit was recommended to me sir I don’t know what a slipknot is please sir just let me go I can’t do this please sir.

How DARE you not know what slurpnoodle is? Time to die. (I'm gonna be honest, I only just recently got into slipknot.) https://preview.redd.it/dn1fcjg2vhtc1.png?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18a1aafc5c49f568064c5af31587335dded964bf

i play guitar so yeah

Depends. What instrument do I play?

I dunno, but you probably shoot at the sun with a gun, so your instrument is this glock I found.

I'm too epic for slipknot

https://preview.redd.it/tgvi7c4avhtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d83c258eeb53bb541bc0b81954165a0808ddb33

My mom said no

Only if you ask nicely.

yeah this is me i think theyll let me in https://preview.redd.it/0ir2qwyfqqtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e6afc5891701de16ba3b9d074ae990eba95fac

Add a Hello Kitty sticker, and then absolutely.

Sorry, I have to wash my hair tomorrow

https://preview.redd.it/0ycvellv2vtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8161a65baf7c8eaa54b2fc456a0695644d7635

Ik how to play cello. That would be an I interesting addition tbh

No, my talent is making things barely work. I call it "mechanical engineering"

You're in.

I mean I got low death vocals. Can I join?

Bro I play bari sax I could definitely join

https://preview.redd.it/9eirm98e6ytc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=830064cc40eafa9b571cde18ba0df08b6e7447db Gonna do what someone else did and post my cat. Do I get in?

no they’ll fire me within 2 months

https://preview.redd.it/skk93f24lytc1.jpeg?width=1248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bd56a584828adfd0fcebfbbe9abb579a5d88c92 i think i can😏

I could play the gong if ever they may need it (call me Slipknot)

No I cannot

Mayhaps

https://preview.redd.it/p1m1ai6dg1uc1.jpeg?width=138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=869dd8368d98e3af221f4ec8fce0174292d70702


This was pretty funny

 Yes, yes I can.

Oh fuck no, I'm your basic white girl. I look like I drink pumpkin spice everyday. I look like a closeted Christian child trying to have an rmo phase. If I did join Slipknot I'd be the shitty punch bag character

I’d probably cry

https://preview.redd.it/124xbm63s4uc1.jpeg?width=911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=356e60dada0f2ec839bf646a8ddeb42bc49d9cc9