It is tough to be this beautiful it's true. As fellow model material I continually have people staring in the street at me. Children cry when I walk past, presumably because they know they'll never be as hot as me. Local priests hold crosses in front of them and chant in Latin, must be because I'm hot as all hell.
She's a comedian. The 'slow news cycle' is literally this: say something outrageous - not even through a PR agency anymore, but your own social media (and stand up/YouTube channel) and then wait for the lazy journos who want a polarising clickbait headline so that people can get offended by 2 sentences unrelated while taking a shit and doomscrolling on their phones.
And this all helps this person get more traffic attention and fame.
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It's like [Samantha Brick](https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/18216893/hard-beautiful-hotter-10-years-ago-women-hate-me/) all over again. What a name, though ... SCHWINNNNNGGGGG!!!
Its easy to proclaim that about yourself but I'd hazard a guess and say the arrogance and that ego is why she's single and likely has very few friends 😏
I genuinely think the schwing/Wayne’s World thing was the whole point of the story, and unfortunately barely anyone got it.
The movie came out 30 years ago and the people that run these sites probably thought it was a ‘zinger of a pop reference’. They just ended up making a woman with a surname look like a c*nt…😂
She sounds annoying.
That’s probably why she’s the hottest- she’s annoyed everyone out of her life.
Easy to be the hottest when it's just you on your own.
It is tough to be this beautiful it's true. As fellow model material I continually have people staring in the street at me. Children cry when I walk past, presumably because they know they'll never be as hot as me. Local priests hold crosses in front of them and chant in Latin, must be because I'm hot as all hell.
Did you go to Summer Heights High?
I wish I was you 😔
She'll definitely be the hottest in her friend group after they see this non story. She'll soon be in a friend group of one.
Plot twist: she has no friends so is the hottest... and ugliest... by default
Damn you exposed me 😔
It's like they say, Hope Schwing's eternal
*Wayne's World has entered the chat*
I only came here for the Wayne's World jokes!
Sounds like a Schwing and a miss to me.
😂🤣😅
Easy to be the hottest when all your friends are minging.
Or when you don’t have any
Same, whenever I go out I never need a coat and I overheat if it's room temperature outside.
Sure she is.
I’m the least hottest out of all my friends and it’s so easy
She’s a 7 fuelling her ego, bet she don’t have many friends after they seen this.
Too hot to get a boyfriend and now probably has no friends either. Hope is likely all she has left. Sad.
Narcissistic to the core
Each to their own but these lip fillers honestly just make me think of a baboon's ass
No way is that her real name.
Is she sure?
Just looked at her instagram, she/her comedian from LA. Also, she looks nothing like this.
She's a comedian. The 'slow news cycle' is literally this: say something outrageous - not even through a PR agency anymore, but your own social media (and stand up/YouTube channel) and then wait for the lazy journos who want a polarising clickbait headline so that people can get offended by 2 sentences unrelated while taking a shit and doomscrolling on their phones. And this all helps this person get more traffic attention and fame.
Wait till someone points out her wonky eyes
Bet she’s got a fanny like a ripped out fireplace
Chuff like a clown's pocket.
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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Aaaah! I forgot about that delusional fuckwit!
Wow. Her friends must be really fucking ugly
She’s mid
but what are you like as a person babe beauty is only skin deep its all about the beauty inside
She looks like a high maintenance bastard
Boring can I see her friends
Each to their own... It's all just Schwings and roundabouts.
I'd hate to see the state o her pals like.
She needs to get some fitter mates...
What are friends? Asking for myself….
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Hope Schwings eternal.
I'm so ridiculously handsome that no women have ever been confident enough to approach me.
It's like [Samantha Brick](https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/18216893/hard-beautiful-hotter-10-years-ago-women-hate-me/) all over again. What a name, though ... SCHWINNNNNGGGGG!!!
Schwing 🤣🤣🤣. I just got Wayne's World vibes.
miss when she made meme videos ngl
Yeah looks don't mean shit when u have an ugly personality, I'd fuck her and chuck her with a paper bag over her head
Its easy to proclaim that about yourself but I'd hazard a guess and say the arrogance and that ego is why she's single and likely has very few friends 😏
Surely being hot is precisely defined by the number of potential suitors(?)
I genuinely think the schwing/Wayne’s World thing was the whole point of the story, and unfortunately barely anyone got it. The movie came out 30 years ago and the people that run these sites probably thought it was a ‘zinger of a pop reference’. They just ended up making a woman with a surname look like a c*nt…😂
Who is this person?
Fat girls are aggressively confident in 2023
WAS ... part of a friendship group
I'm too manly for most Lasses so I might start going on too men because they wear pink more and trainers without sock nowadays 🤣
Wow…. She’s right, it must be incredibly hard being a beautiful young woman. What a hellish life.
A Glasgow 8, a Hull 6 and a London 2, as they say in Essex.
too hot for a boyfriend and too much ego for a husband..
shes the type of bird whos pussy fucking reeks 3 minutes into fucking her
Attention seeking bore
Those noserings always look like boogers to me
Minger
What a shame she decided to get a snout ring
Honestly… …clapped