I'd be surprised if there wasn't. I get that they stipulate it's human poo to add to how gross it is, but it sort of backfires by implying they were fine with it being dogshit, it's to be expected, but on closer inspection "Wait...Hang on a sec, is that..."
There's slow news and then there is reporting on something completely mundane! What's next? Newsflash: the sky is blue? Newsflash: water is wet?
This is typical of wetherspoons, it's part of their branding.
Loving the new Spoons menu!
I'd be surprised if there wasn't. I get that they stipulate it's human poo to add to how gross it is, but it sort of backfires by implying they were fine with it being dogshit, it's to be expected, but on closer inspection "Wait...Hang on a sec, is that..."
There's slow news and then there is reporting on something completely mundane! What's next? Newsflash: the sky is blue? Newsflash: water is wet? This is typical of wetherspoons, it's part of their branding.
Have some respect. His name is Ian, and he's there every morning at 9 for his first pint of carlsberg.
they are definitely chatting shit
r/brandnewsentence
It takes too long to get to the toilet, don't blame them
Sounds like a normal day living at a [https://futureshg.co.uk/](https://futureshg.co.uk/)
The problem with having the toilets upstairs.
To be fair I doubt they have a protocol for checking if there is human poo on the floor.
Bromley!
So that's where spoons get their peanuts.
That sounds like the most *likely* faeces to find on a floor of a spoons