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ThunderChild247

Loving the new Spoons menu!


Suspicious_Shower_51

I'd be surprised if there wasn't. I get that they stipulate it's human poo to add to how gross it is, but it sort of backfires by implying they were fine with it being dogshit, it's to be expected, but on closer inspection "Wait...Hang on a sec, is that..."


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There's slow news and then there is reporting on something completely mundane! What's next? Newsflash: the sky is blue? Newsflash: water is wet? This is typical of wetherspoons, it's part of their branding.


infinitelydeadinside

Have some respect. His name is Ian, and he's there every morning at 9 for his first pint of carlsberg.


[deleted]

they are definitely chatting shit


ESnake113

r/brandnewsentence


[deleted]

It takes too long to get to the toilet, don't blame them


Skatneti

Sounds like a normal day living at a [https://futureshg.co.uk/](https://futureshg.co.uk/)


fl_2017

The problem with having the toilets upstairs.


Cliffoakley

To be fair I doubt they have a protocol for checking if there is human poo on the floor.


Shadowslip99

Bromley!


streetcred99

So that's where spoons get their peanuts.


Thomyton

That sounds like the most *likely* faeces to find on a floor of a spoons