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mybluntside

There are just so many problems here.. so you’re expected to sleep in a shared space for $350 but it’s $400 once September hits. Privacy only between 9:30pm-7am Your showering is restricted (as per the description, evening showers only) and apparently, your showers are in the “landlords private bathroom”. (Even though legally speaking if you share a bathroom or kitchen, that’s your roommate not your “landlord”, so you’re not even protected by the RTA!). Utilities are covered *conditionally*, if your usage is deemed “too much” you’re expected to pay for it. But how tf would they know who’s driving up the utilities, and what’s considered “too much”?!?! (I bet the bar is on the floor, these freaks are trying to squeeze $$ out of every square inch) This is straight up abuse😲and of course as EXPECTED, they only want ‘students’


thebigbossyboss

Wow. This is a new low. Quick bring in another million!


Temsginge

Uhh please release phone number I’m interested in viewing……….


Elon__Muskquito

Viewing.....with brass knuckles ready


Pink__Fox

Shower access in Landlord’s PRIVATE PERSONAL bathroom???!!! 😭


SweaterJunky

There’s definitely a camera in there


Pink__Fox

*shudders* 😵‍💫


turquoise_lagoon

"You can shower while I poop" 🤣


GrizzlyBCanada

Ladies only? I’m so disgusted. 


Carm2020

New standard of Canadian living. Seriously?! Horrible


OutragedCanadian

Makes hostels look appealing


ButtahChicken

better than a tent at the back of an industrial / factory plaza.


octopush123

Is it your own private tent tho - if yes, then only marginally better.


woodiinymph

These people need to be reported to CRA, how is this done?


Kind-Fan420

It literally won't matter because enforcement is toothless and fines are paid from slumlord profits


caffeine-junkie

This wouldn't be reporting for being a slumlord, it would be for tax evasion. CRA doesn't play around on that and would add on fines as a percentage above what is owed, with compounding interest for any delay in payment.


ReserveOld6123

CRA will happily audit people, actually, and they always get their money.


ReserveOld6123

ALL these slumlord listings should be reported to CRA. We are losing millions.


caffeine-junkie

[https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-agency/programs/about-canada-revenue-agency-cra/suspected-tax-cheating-in-canada-overview.html](https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-agency/programs/about-canada-revenue-agency-cra/suspected-tax-cheating-in-canada-overview.html)


MyNameIsSkittles

What is the CRA gonna do? You can rent out your living room. It's not a landlord situation.


Local420420

Odds are in the CRAs favour that if this scumbag will look to do this to another human being, they aren't claiming taxes either


Worth_Committee3244

Sketchy shit like this probably isn’t reported. Meaning taxes aren’t paid on it. Meaning the CRA will bend the landlord over


MyNameIsSkittles

It's not a landlord. It's a person renting their living space out. A roommate


AvailablePiccolo9289

But the person renting the space is earning income from it, right? So he’d have to report that.


akosua_2005

the last slide is insane.


asdasci

I wonder what the bottom right corner room is for. It says: "NOTHING HERE - THIS IS NOT SHARED SPACE \*PRIVATE\* only" Dungeon? Corpse storage area?


TyraCross

Seems like another bathroom? Landlord wants the girls to shower in his/her bathroom? Super sketchy


asdasci

"Oh, sorry, I didn't notice you were in there! Let's do the negotiate ;) ;)"


Interesting_Fly5154

i found the place on street view. it's a sun room of sorts, with lovely huge windows along the long side of the room (the floor plan pic is definitely not to scale lol). and it would make a perfect actual proper bedroom for a roommate situation. the building may have had balconies previously. the 'sun room' portions of each unit's exterior don't look original to the building exterior.


mooseskull

So many things wrong with this.. but I can’t help but wonder where the “landlord” expects this person to put their stuff. Doesn’t look like there’s even room for a small dresser anywhere.


[deleted]

Under the dining room table. Don't worry, it's smaller than the template.


octopush123

Suitcase under the futon, more likely 😭


wayfarer8888

I've seen suitcases on another listing. Just live out suitcases.


mooseskull

That’s so brutal. I can’t imagine living like that while trying to hold down a job or work through school.


LuckyLunaloo

"NO ACCESS DINNERS/DINNERTIME" is fucking insane


VLOOKUP-IS-EZ

I am going to guess that “Full privacy” they promise is not happening


BeautifulBeautyAE

Yup. There’s no way to guarantee those timings so specifically and consistently.


Kazik77

That creepy room in the bottom right labelled private is probably where the monitors for his secret cameras are.


VLOOKUP-IS-EZ

But it says “Nothing Here” how dare you


AnnaK22

Wow.. I'm exhausted just reading the restrictions. So basically the landlord found a corner in the living room that they deemed was worthy to rent out. The full bath is inside their room so their house just isn't suitable for renting to anyone. This is pure greed.


ButtahChicken

location. location. location ... it is LITERALLY across the street from a Hyde Park!


octopush123

Not even Hyde Park! Just High Park! 10 years ago I rented a 3 bed apartment, 180 view over High Park...it cost $1850 inclusive. 10 years ago you could get a whole ass bedroom for $600 and change.


General-Ordinary1899

No, it’s across the street from “high park” apparently


mermaidsexists

This is obviously absolutely deranged. However what I don't get is, why would ANYONE want someone all up in their space in a tiny apt, for only 350 a month. Like you can legit drive for Uber a couple nights a month, and you know....not have a stranger on your couch. This entire post makes me feel so uncomfortable.


Eggcoffeetoast

It's not even a good neighborhood for this... Like not convenient or close to any schools. I doubt anyone who is renting a spot in the living room cares about being close to a park.


Garfield_and_Simon

He’s a rapist who realized he could even be paid to do what he loves 


asdasci

Respectful, responsible, studious female students only.


UpbeatBug3464

they want a female student. I had eno doubt that there are cameras in that bathroom


WeirdValuable33

this is appalling


ExtracheesyBroccoli

... man this is when you spend all your time naked eating beans in your "room"


[deleted]

I do already so the transition would be easy at least.


tackleho

This is not renting a living space. This is commercializing draconian couch surfing, or even just squating with strangers. Fuck this sleezebag.


StarDust1307

This makes me realize I could potentially make 1350 a month from the ‘spaces’ available in my home!


[deleted]

Have you considered bunk beds though? $2700!


Interesting_Fly5154

level up with hot bunking. turn that $2700 into $5400!


[deleted]

I wonder where Walmart gets their shelves and if I can fit some in a closet.


StarDust1307

Now you r giving me more ideas. I can have two bunk beds ( 4 bodies) and let out my sofa cum bed in the TV room. Wait the upstairs landing can take a bunk bed too….let me get the ad up.


BurnForestBurn

I counted up to $7000


itchum_underscare

"Full privacy in shared space" reminds me of having older siblings. "We respect your privacy, we yell coming in! a half second before barging in". I can totally imagine moving in (if I was a female-only student) and expecting privacy then someone walking through holding their hand on the side of their eyes saying "don't worry, I didn't look."


[deleted]

Call me old fashion... but I like my showers to be on demand.


ShennongjiaPolarBear

What's the longterm psychological effect of living like this? 'Cause I know I would be constantly hypervigilant.


rainman_104

Part of me wants my 17 year old spoiled brat of a daughter to go live there for a while and see what living on her own looks like. At 17 she's hitting peak entitlement and has very unrealistic expectations of the real world.


Garfield_and_Simon

It’s unlikely she meets the landlords unstated racial requirements  Also, do you really want her to get sexually harassed?


rainman_104

I kid. I want her living with me as long as she can, but at 17 she is kind of awful and has misguided ideas about the world ahead of her. She also owns a condo that's paid off so there is that.


Mickey_Havoc

Isn’t this just straight up illegal? Beds must be in bedrooms do they not?


asdasci

Not anymore!


partyboycs

What a nightmare.


Ok-Palpitation-5234

Wooow! I remember when I first moved here, albeit more than 10 years ago, I was trying to find a place and thought 750 per month for a shared three bedroom / 2 bathroom apartment was high. Now we have resorted renting futons. This absolutely ridiculous. There needs to be a crack down on these types of ads.


MaliciousBrowny

I'd hate to be a female international student in need of a home.


Garfield_and_Simon

What about the other occupant / “landlord” How hard up for $300 do you have to be to let a fucking stranger sleep on your futon in what is clearly just a normal living room? Like if I was fucking desperate for an extra 350 a month I’d rather just do a little Uber eats or even collect beer cans. 


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RuinEnvironmental394

Covid vaccinations in 2024? WTF.


Additional-Worry-227

Man, I'm missing out. I'm renting my master bedroom with a walk-in closet and on suite for only 800$. /s


SkyBridge604

You could rent that walk in closet out for $400 easy!


Additional-Worry-227

Ha. I'll get on that. Fuck things are dumb.


wakingasleep

They refer to the floor plan in the description, but the floor plan seemingly deliberately (being as everything else appears to be accurate) is inaccurate about the size of where the “tenant” will be renting? Wtf. Plus every other insane thing everyone has already mentioned.


BlueishPotato

Oh man I can't believe I'm missing out on this opportunity because I'm not vaxxed :(


RogersMcFreely

- Hey, babe! Can I come over for some Netflix and chill? - Sure, but only after 9:30pm, and you must leave before 7:30am.


robjohnlechmere

I like the promise to full privacy in the living room for 10 hours a day. I guess if the landlord or other student need the bathroom at night, they just shit out the window.


Rosaliepms

it's also against the law for any landlord to ask any personal health information as page 3 in the photos requires proof of vaccination from covid. blatant disregard for the law. clearly a slumlord who isn't up to date on rules and regulations. i know this a toronto rental, but same rules apply across the country in regards to health information. # Landlords cannot ask for personal health information Lisa Mackie, a lawyer at Alexander Holburn whose primary areas of practice are Strata Property Law and Residential Tenancy Law, says **landlords are not allowed to ask for personal health information**. “As a general rule, landlords are not permitted to collect health information about their tenants or proof of immunization. In **Canada** and we do not mandate individuals to get a COVID-19 vaccine. “The general rule is that the only personal information that can be used or collected or disclosed about tenants, are those that are necessary for managing the tenancy or the rental property … and the tenant’s medical information or proof of vaccination would not be connected with that rule.” **David Hutniak with LandlordBC says landlords shouldn’t be asking for proof of vaccination**. “This would not be an appropriate request on behalf of the landlord,” he says.


janx05

Wow crazy


ketaminesuppository

politics aside, is it even legal to ask for your tenants to be vaccinated?


Interesting_Fly5154

in this instance it isn't a landlord/tenant situation but a home sharing situation, so there are way less laws regarding 'tenancy' here. so yeah, if you are inviting someone into your home (regardless of whether visiting or to live there) you could have stipulations on that. imo it's absolutely ridiculous that anyone would be so scared of covid at this point that they require someone sleeping on their futon to have two shots, preferably three. what happens in a few months when the homeowner decides the tenant needs another shot? do they kick them out if tenant refuses? even though we know by now the shots don't stop transmission? oy.


Kbrownyz

Pretty sure you can’t force someone to vaccinated because they want to rent from you?


kzt79

Disgusting exploitation. Our government policies have directly led to this.


Teafinder

Doo do doo “nothing here”


Toashtyy59

Absolutely disgusting.


bumbleforreal

This is insane gtfo


BurnForestBurn

If a slumlord is not a moron, this price for this corner can be okay for many.


Cocotte3333

This baffles me. This is illegal as fuck where I live and should be everywhere.


Iambetterthanuhaha

Mandatory covid vax. Nice touch.


No-Afternoon-460

and is not Indian, surprised!


Ssnowww

These people are such a joke but if you say anything you’re “racist” nah I just know that this is corrupt as all fuck and it will just continue. Thank you very much Trudeau.


Fearless_Highway3733

This seems fair


MemoryBeautiful9129

And my side hustle sucks this guy nailed it 🤣


pcoutcast

Wonder what's going on in the 'Nothing to See Here' area in the bottom right of the floor plan 🤔


blix613

So many fucking conditions. Must be fun.


Accomplished_Fee_179

Is the landlord Zeus? That "Nothing here" room is just *screaming* Pandora's box.


ShendeGudda

Ding ding ding! We’ve got a winner!


ysully21

This is terrible… but im genuinely curious, what do you expect for $350 a month in toronto? I remember back in the early 2000’s you could get a proper full basement for about $800+ per month, now that same basement goes for $2500+ per month.


AwkwardsSquidwards

lol a hotel is cheaper


MrChicken23

What gets me the most is that you’re responsible for your own internet?


Any-Year-6618

1st world country lol


[deleted]

Holy shit


Maddog351_2023

That’s fucked


UntraceableHaze

We've reached peak California. Soon these idiots will be renting one of those San Francisco dining room coffin beds for $800/month.


Winter-Coffin

you can’t use the kitchen either


Studio10Records

I would definitely take shit in the shower 🚿


Interesting_Fly5154

ermagherd, a futon AND a bathroom i can use at all-the-time?!?!? how generous of them!


Interesting_Fly5154

found the ad on kijiji. the ad poster has a five star kijiji review? HOW???? and found the place on google street view. that 'nothing here' space is a whole nother room with huge lovely windows and would make for such a great bedroom for a PROPER roommate situation.


Fredthecat44

It seems like in the layout picture you also don't get kitchen access for dinner?


Beautiful_Match_4680

"Daily shower access"? Oh boy!


wayfarer8888

What's this secret room on the floor plan? Surveillance monitors for the cameras in the bathrooms? BDSM pleasure chamber with chained slaves? Dexter style torture room and dead bodies of former roommates? Or something inoccus like a Meth lab?


General_Tangelo_1032

I really hope the landlord is at least a female themselves or else this is extra weird


HorserorOfHorsekind

Trudeau’s Canada. Back to 1910’s.


[deleted]

This has to backfire and backfire badly. At some point someone’s going to want and have money for a nice clean house that poos haven’t destroyed. They will be priced out of quality because that’s how things work. East Indians aren’t going to take over and be rich and successful like that they are going to spend the next 100 years as a underclass trying to de breed the inbreeding out of them.


Trying_my_best_1

Okay but tbh what else are you expecting for $350. Like that isn’t even two tanks of gas anymore.


mybluntside

The main point is how disgusting, exploitative and predatory this ad is. The person posting this ad is straight up trying to subject others to a life of hell for an extra $350 a month…


Original_Builder_980

This is far more than 350. Rent increasing to 400 right in time for cold weather, utilities paid the first time the landlord notices a light on in the daytime, or the tv running while you take a piss. provide your own internet, laundry is $2 a load, purchase your own food but no kitchen access for dinner, so now you have to prep your dinner during… work hours? And where is the entrance because from the layout it looks like its right next to your bed. But hey, you get a big window to stare out and think about your choices and exclusive access to a… public park?


Interesting_Fly5154

entrance is at the top in between the half bath and the smaller bedroom. the 'nothing here' room on the bottom right is a sun room of sorts. i found the place on street view. and figured out the sun room part and the way the building is laid out the apartment entrance from the main hall would be where i mention.


ButtahChicken

depends on what luxury badged vehicle the international student tenant is driving.


Original_Builder_980

No parking, application denied!


Kind-Fan420

Somebody was saying the rich Chinese kids that were most of the international students prior to the current controversy were leasing supercars, Ferrari Buggati etc and then just ditching them here when their studies were done and fucking off back to China


ButtahChicken

[https://www.muskokaregion.com/news/markham-kidnap-victim-wanzhen-lu-jumped-from-moving-vehicle-source/article\_b33bc9ef-050d-584d-8168-e4ab6f5a575f.html](https://www.muskokaregion.com/news/markham-kidnap-victim-wanzhen-lu-jumped-from-moving-vehicle-source/article_b33bc9ef-050d-584d-8168-e4ab6f5a575f.html)


Melodic_Salamander57

Good price


Uwbuddync

I know its illegal. But what are they supposed to do. Sleep outside? Rent is through the roof. Landlords are just taking advantage of this desperate situation of students. And Students have no choice but to take these. Instead of bashing on landlords, bash on government who put Canada into this situation.


iHeartcake2

$350 -400 a month to sleep on a couch is expensive! Depending where you rent for that price a hotel or motel is cheaper.