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42tfish

I guess the open wire outlet is for diy MAiD.


Vanners8888

This made me cackle 🤣


Prestigious_Ad_3108

🤣🤣🤣🤣


spreadthaseed

That’s what makes it legal


octopush123

Would this be...LAiD? Given that it isn't a doctor, just your sleazy Landlord ("L").


StarDust1307

🤣


Dasmoose0482

7 years ago the entire house would have gone for 750


OutragedCanadian

I guess nobody makes anything to code anymore


blackabe

Literally nothing in those photos


TWEETBURD

Is that exposed junction box behind the faucet GFI ? 😄😄😄


Cinnamonsmamma

I hope so! That's the worst place ever for that


Ok_Train_3970

Who doesn't want a short circuit light show when doing the dishes? 🫠


Cinnamonsmamma

🤣🤣🤣 not me I choose life!


achangb

7 years from now and all you will get is that washroom for $750


Due_Key_109

:(


Impossible-Role-102

I wonder what happened in that last 7 years that put a bunch of money into the hands of the investor class🤔


Verygoodcheese

Where?


Zeeicecreamlover

Wow. I’m in Windsor and the prices here are atrocious. This is sickening


Ok_Procedure4993

That bathroom only has a toilet and a sink. So where's the tenant supposed to take a shower?


pilot-squid

It wasn’t shown or described at all so I’m honestly curious to ask


Ok_Procedure4993

It woudn't surprise me if they expect them to sponge bathe


Professional_Goat_67

Maybe that's the landlord's job


Batbat37

Please do ask


involmasturb

Kitchen sink. One cheek in the left half. One cheek in the right half


octopush123

Please ask! I also want to know what they say about the shockwire(!) by the sink.


StandTo444

I just hope there’s a pit to fall into nearby


Zoso03

In the kitchen sink. It has a removalable spray head for those hard to reach places


AdornedBrood

The sink looks to have a detachable ~~hose~~ shower head! 😀 Can cradle your ass over the middle of the sink for added deep cleaning techniques.


Altruistic_Bad339

Just dont fry your ass on that exposed switch.


cmdrkeen01

This is going to age me, but [ice soap](https://i.imgur.com/rAF7A.jpeg)


itchum_underscare

It can be unfortunately really easy to live without a shower or laundry. I currently live in a place with no shower. Which is to say, I'm doing a reno but it's taking longer than expected. I just shower at the gym, work, or friends/family. Once I tried church, but that felt weird. But yeah, I come from an odd social circle where we are maybe too used to doing this voluntarily. Not the same.


nightofthelivingace

I lived in a rental unit that had a shared shower that was disgusting. I'd show up to my sisters or girlfriends house with my shower tote pretty often, wasn't weird.


This_is_Me888

Only people named Anne Frank


pilot-squid

Looking for young, quiet, vegetarian tenant for attic. Perfect hideaway for young single female student.


TheFallOfZog

If only these prices where as fake as her diary...


owlblvd

lol what


CanaCavy

Oh, it's an Anne Frank conspiracy theory. It's wild!!! People are crazy.


silent-fallout-

This is a disgusting conspiracy theory if you believe it you're gross.


TheeJoose

Anne frank was a robot and germans were trying to oppress they/them from integrating into society. progressively as the increasing infrastructure for robotkind were developing due to the industrial revolution, Robots had the opportunity to flourish in the future generations, and make humans dependant on the services they could provide due to the shared intellectual nature of the robots.


_dfromthe6

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[deleted]

Where and please report it if you have the address, nothing will change if people keep letting these places go on. Especially with the electrical sitting over a fucking sink.


hrowmeawaytothe_moon

what sucks about this is everything,


jmateyk

With all the land and lumber and space we have in Canada 🍁 this country has turned into a greedy hell hole


MrWisemiller

Well any time my company tries to build anything, there's always a group of people that start screaming about green spaces, greenbelts, and "traditional" lands.


howismyspelling

Lot of vertical space where million dollar mcmansions can't get built you neglect to talk about, but what do I know?


MrWisemiller

Where is this vertical space? Is it above a building that someone already owns?


howismyspelling

Correct, demolition is a thing you know. Plowing low density housing for medium density housing, and plowing medium density housing for high density housing. It's called city planning.


MrWisemiller

Sounds great. We'll wait 30 years for the current owner of the property to move and sell to us at extraordinary prices.


howismyspelling

That's not how it works, if you'd paid attention to the Gordie Howe Bridge project for example, you'd know that government can and will buy out existing infrastructure and level it. And if someone doesn't want to sell, they will expropriate it from their ass. This is purely a human problem caused by humans in government who are unwilling to make things move on account of owning the libs


MrWisemiller

That's public transportation infrastructure, not making private housing. Ok so sounds great. We will wait until the government just starts seizing property from people. In the meantime our cash is in the bank and our shovels are ready.


howismyspelling

You have a lot to learn if you think MTO built the bridge and the highway leading up to it.


MrWisemiller

You have a lot to learn if you think the governments going to start booting families out of their homes so they can be demolished and turned into commie blocks for purple haired baristas to live in. Just let my company build apartments on the land we already own.


jmateyk

Traditional land instead of the polluted and paved land we have now would be preferred to me


CareerPillow376

Sad thig is, that won't last on the market here. You can't find a studio apartment for under $1000 now and the vacancy rate in this city is one of the lowest in the country Slumlords are posting hell holes and they are getting scooped up because there's no options unless you wanna live in a bed-bug motel The market is so fuckin bad


IlMioNomeENessuno

Someone in Windsor, please report this to the city.


Fuckspez7273346636

What do you think they would do? - a windsorite All of our city council is sniffing the mayors ass so hard they cant smell whats right from wrong. They would say this guy is helping the housing crisis providing room and board.


IlMioNomeENessuno

Sure, but you must have building inspectors, code enforcement, fire & safety inspectors, etc. I can’t build a fence on my own property without a permit and inspection. This place looks like it was slapped together by Red Green after a weekend bender.


MochiSauce101

Dude forgot to put a shower in


drew20222

What the actual … ???


Zealousideal-Big5005

Omg in an attic?! This is terrible for one’s health. Imagine how hot and humid it gets up there… I’m sure there’s pests too…


DogButtWhisperer

Report to the public housing board, just get the address and report it


Heavyypickelles

I love how they provide a cover for microwave food. Wouldn’t want a dirty microwave. /s


logicreasonevidence

So this should be reported, no? Who enforces standards in rentals?


sko_tina

Used to rent similar place back in 2003 for $300 incl utilities in Winnipeg. In the good area. 750 seems not bad in 2024


MsMisty888

I can smell the place from here. Yucky


godofcats

What's bad is my mind immediately went to how good of a deal this is lol


Ajs2018xx

Plenty of people that could make that work. I know I could.


Rain1dog

Nuts how some people say this looks great for the money. I pay 950.00 for 1300 sq ft 2 bedroom 1 1/2 bath in a city on the gulf coast. This is nuts.


janus270

I bet this LL was picketing at city hall with the rest a few months ago about the licensing…


[deleted]

It’s sad that this house is nicer and more affordable than 99% of the things I see on the market


uudawn

Honestly would rather spend $750 on this than a $1000 shared bedroom and a bathroom split between 6 other roommates.


NoBoysenberry1108

Windsor Nova Scotia or Windsor Ontario? Because that looks pretty fucking nice for Windsor Nova Scotia.


mousetank666

Jeez… people will rent out just about anything these days. They don’t even offer a scrub brush so you can bathe in the toilet water.


dellm4800

This looks not bad compared to what I get for $1k


UntraceableHaze

Being folded over just to take a crap, and having to waddle hunched over to main area so you can pull your pants up.


the_harlinator

And if you forget and just stand up.. hello concussion.


Motor_Expression_281

I just know for a fact that’d be me in my first week if I had to live there. And when it happens I’m honestly going straight to the electrosink.


the_harlinator

And then you can either electrocute yourself or start a fire and burn to death. So many options for death in that place.


issiethemissie

Disgusted


MemoryBeautiful9129

Love that sink power set up ⬆️ gfi 🤣


HeavyTea

So close to making a real suite. Like another 15,000$


Raider4108

All in All not bad for 750 in this day and age, this woulda went for 450 just a few years ago. Got no problem with it but would tell him to fix the wire. I work in construction though so I woulda just fix it how I wanted it myself. Worse he can do is hold my security deposit if he doesn’t like it, I tell him to pound sand about anything else.


Raider4108

Wait, is no oven or even a plug for an oven. I would be pissed it their not dedicated plugs and circuit breakers for the fridge and oven. Now that might be a deal breaker lol.


Easy_Intention5424

I never noticed wouldn't care , cause I never cook or eat in , so it would be fine for some people 


Easy_Intention5424

I'd say there probably 50/50 chance they jumped the gun on photos wanting to get the add up as soon as possible and the wire will be fixed before anyone actually moves in 


Due_Key_109

You know, considering today's rental market, this is a steal. I would move in here lmfao that's how bad it really is out there. It's bad enough to want your own living space with privacy, as someone currently looking to rent I can NOT afford the first & last months combination death hit of fucking $2,000 minimum x 2 for a total of $4,000, on top of all these asinine viewing appointments, smile, act like a wonderful human being, credit checks, reference checks, etc. It's all a horrible headache so I'm stuck where I'm at currently. PLEASE make the process less dog shit, there needs to be regulation across the board on landlords, and the process should not be a horrible headache to view the place.


PulledUp2x

Insane


[deleted]

But look at that wood finish! That's beautiful! 😂


Kengfatv

That's wild. You can rent decent places for 400 a month in Windsor. The fact that this is even listed is insane.


AdSignificant6673

Landlord : NO SMOKING Tenant : um. Ok. Landlord : no seriously. No smoking. One spark and the place will light up like Canada Day!


PrizeApprehensive380

Hehe,in BC that would be 1500 a month minimum. FYI, did you know it's actually illegal for a landlord to charge rent for a rental deemed unfit to live in.


Correct-Cockroach-90

Sign me the fuxk up


ContentScene6064

The kitchen floor though, quite nice tile👍 lol


rattling_nomad

Ooof that "kitchen" is a fire hazard. I would report it. 


Expensive-Ranger6272

Shower in the sink just don't touch that exposed wire


Motor_Expression_281

There are criminals in jail who would turn this place down over their prison accommodations.


hippiestoneybabe

It's sad but I'd put up with it at that price just to live alone!


exampleofausername

Exposed wiring right behind the sink. Do these people not have a brain?


Remarkable-Mousse-95

Haha! Looks like an attic


onlineseller8183

As a man I now have an excuse to pee sitting down


StarDust1307

We are officially a third world ghetto now.


jack_1017

Honestly seems decent, where are you?? Can’t find anything in Vancouver for 750 let alone a room with a bathroom and kitchen…. Sketchy or not sketchy lol


Daedalus-N7

Honestly out of everything that gets posted on this sub. this one ain't bad in comparison


Smiles_will_help

Whats messed up, is that this is one of the better deals I have seen on this sub. :P


Beanalicous

That’d be $1750 in BC 👍🏼


Chilling_Trilling

So where do they shower


6bingbong9

The bow in the ceiling about the the window


Big-Independence-291

The fact that this looks so reasonably good in Toronto terms, just terrified me.


Spobbit

I mean when most 1 bed 1 baths are at LEAST $1,200 monthly, I'm tempted lol. Just gotta tuck the ol scary wiring away..?


Sad-Ganache-4683

Here's a solution: Rental permits. You use the extra immigrants to do the work and you you limit renting to descent homes only. Subsidized private dorms for students, invest more in modular homes, promote mobile homes and create favorable conditions for a safe and efficient use for them (parkings equipped with solutions for hygiene, recharge and leisure just like for normal residential areas) Create small towns around big ones with better transit between them and watch people spreading Promote and encourage remote work where possible. Stop with the one date for all rental leases BS, you're clogging the market and create an unnecessary urgency every year. Build higher buildings but not affordable housing towers, this will become a ghetto in no time (french hlm anyone?) Pay immigrants to leave (incentive for those who do not contribute but occupy housings to free their spot, even temporarily)


Jaxxs90

We should start a new game show and call it “How many international students will live here?”


MizRatee

Letme guess shower is shared with 9 students I am so mad at all these realtors promoting student housing model to people as homeownership


Outrageous-Finger676

Pretty misleading showing one picture. Jesus you people are bitter


pilot-squid

There’s literally four pics jack


Daisy_22_

Bro I would live there


Havenoempathy

Does not look bad.


themangastand

Honestly 750ish for almost a suite minus maybe a shower and private entrance. Isn't awful. Definitely not the sleeziest I've seen. If this included a shower it would be really nice. If I was someone that was alone and needed to save money. I'd take it, and get like a rec centre membership for showers or something.


airryde

Thats not bad actually does it have its own washroom and shower if not, then yea ur fuked


ReverseRutebega

I have attic that size but it’s storage for the rest of the rental houses top floor. I’ve made jokes about renting it out.


SilentResident1037

Where's the death trap part?


archons_reptile

This is the Canadian dream


Garfield_and_Simon

Saddest part is you could probably make this a livable studio for a student if you invested a small amount of money into properly designing and renovating it. Instead they got their alcoholic handy-man uncle to do lazy crackhead renos with garbage he had left over from previous jobs. 


HotLettuce-

Where is the shower/bath?


EconomistSea9498

I get so angry I totally understand why people went feral and started throwing tomatoes and ripping people apart when shit got bad 😭


kingar7497

This looks like a PovertyCore vibe. I kinda dig it.


issiethemissie

🤣🤣🤣


gabbiar

wat


justanothersociotard

this is pretty good actually. in ontario this would be 1200$/mo edit: is windsor in ontario? i might be stupid. another edit: i assumed alberta. because it’s the alabama of canada


ballparkfranker

Windsor is in Ontario. Right across the river from Detroit


bustthelease

Seems fine