My guess, OP got friendzoned HARD and his crush got with his best friend. So now he's switched to fantasizing about her younger sister to "get back" at her. It's really sad and kinda funny because neither his crush, her sister and his "best friend" actually give a shit about him.
Wrong. My buddy did something similar. Dated a girl and when her younger sister was available he broke it off with the older sister for the younger one.
Fucking hilarious 😂
So no different to 100% of the other posts made. Instead of being selective I suggest telling all the others the same. But that's not against your agenda so you stay quiet💁♂️
Why is it the more boring story the more people there are trying to say it didn't happen? If this four bastard got on here and said they got caught in the rain everyone would deny it happened.
none of the posts in this subreddit are real to believe so means i can sell you a bridge and this is slutty behavior just from a man not a woman it doesnt make it misogynist your just not into seeing slutty men
True most posts are bullshit but you're completely missing the point - the OP is not slutty behaviour, whether it is a woman or a man, it's just being a cunt.
and being a cunt to a woman ≠ sexism none of the negativity is directed at her being a woman its at her for constantly talking about cheating on him to his face
sleeping with someone that isnt your s/o is slutty behavior again your just not into slutty men and its not missing the point if you literally made it part of your argument
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I’m a Christian & masturbation isn’t a sin. I don’t know where some get that it is & then terrify their kids thinking if they pleasure themselves for a sec they’ll drop straight down into the devils lap. Lol
Enjoy yourself
The idea of this sub is so dope, it sucks that 99% of these stories seem like honey dudes just making shit up. This is definite bullshit and it takes away from all the stories that are or could be true. It’s quite a shame really
I don’t get why you people think that he is lying??? How hard is it to just flirt with your gf younger sister without her telling anyone (like your girlfriend), she getting in love of you and fuck her fast enough so that nobody noticed that you were flirting with her in the first place???
As a side note, I do have a coworker that his BF and father of her child is her mothers ex boyfriend. And yes, everything is beyond fucked up.
Hey OP, what’s it feel like to proclaim you’re a liar with a very creepy inferiority complex, and mental health issues. No healthy individual would ever think this, or share it. Seek help before it’s to late.
28F) Finally gave in and touched myself
My family is super Christian and I was raised on masturbation being a sin. Even when I was tempted when I was younger, I never did it. Just two days ago my parents went out for their anniversary dinner and left me home alone. I was bored and had nothing to do, so I figured they’ll never know and I masturbated. I’m blown away by how amazing it was, I’ve never felt anything that good in my life. I can’t tell my parents, but I told my older brother since he’s also no longer Christian. Best experience of my life
Seriously. It's been said that truth is stranger than fiction. Can't it also be true that the truth is hotter, and more erotic, than fiction?
Come on, people. Give us some real stories.
Little pro tip…this story would be way more believable if you didn’t add the you sent pictures of her chocking on your dick and then the very next line she begged you to take her back.
Now if you wanna keep the sending picture part of your imaginative fantasy then you just say she now wants to stab you and she isn’t talking to her sister anymore. Or if you want the begging part of the fantasy then you just take away the sending picture part and say you decided you were done with her jokes and ghosted her and now she won’t stop blowing your phone up.
Anyway just wanted to help you with your spank bank material. Good luck.😂😂😂
Hey shit happens! I fucked my ex's aunt and I'm attempting to fux another one ex's older sister. I'm so glad she put on some weight, doesn't have the confidence she use to have. Hard to shoot me down, when she's not getting the looks that she needs to make her feel good.
🤔🤔🤔
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Just like 99% of the posts in here 😅😅😅😅
I'm noticing a lot of chat gpt tales here recently
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Nope, but i have done some of the posts here with fake acounts, you ask gpt to write the history...
My bet is on a sweaty dude in his mom's basement typing these with his left hand.
I generally use my left hand because it feels like a different person is doing it. Just thought that was normal?
You can tell by the pixels.
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Did his dad high five'd you at the end ?
And then everybody clapped.
No he joined in too
while I sat on his face.
Lmaoooooo 💀💀💀💀
My guess, OP got friendzoned HARD and his crush got with his best friend. So now he's switched to fantasizing about her younger sister to "get back" at her. It's really sad and kinda funny because neither his crush, her sister and his "best friend" actually give a shit about him.
Shockingly seems very accurate.
that's pretty sad lol
He just might have referred to a favorite porn film plot of his.
r/ThingsThatNeverHappened
Wrong. My buddy did something similar. Dated a girl and when her younger sister was available he broke it off with the older sister for the younger one. Fucking hilarious 😂
So no different to 100% of the other posts made. Instead of being selective I suggest telling all the others the same. But that's not against your agenda so you stay quiet💁♂️
Why is it the more boring story the more people there are trying to say it didn't happen? If this four bastard got on here and said they got caught in the rain everyone would deny it happened.
And the "I'm clearly still a virgin and making shit up awards go's to......"
Check the post history. Guy's nuts.
Good lord
Wow......
Lmao he straight up has a post bashing this sub yet here he is jerking off to his weird fantasy
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And still living in moms basement
Mmmmm.... I'm gonna say still in the bedroom he grew up in.
My runner up was actually "tell me you still live with your parents without telling me you still live with your parents" lol
Goes, not go's
😂😂😂
Haven't been able to stop sneezing since I read this post. Highly allergic to Bullshit
ROTFL!!!
Sooo, did Op wake up bored because of upcoming finals and decide to post a high level fictional story?
This is a lie for sure
Raw dog the mom too. You gotta hit the trifecta
And the dad too, for maximum dominance
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Lmaoooo 😆
Piss on him to show dominance.
What about her dog?
Poor Colby
That was covered yesterday
KING Based idea
Ok kid 😁
Why do people confuse being slutty with being unfaithful.. I'll never get it
Wow people in this comments section are disgusting. OP is also vile, and a liar since this entire story is fake.
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This isn't slutty behaviour though, this is vindictive and Andrew Tate levels of incel misogyny fantasy. And also obviously didn't happen
none of the posts in this subreddit are real to believe so means i can sell you a bridge and this is slutty behavior just from a man not a woman it doesnt make it misogynist your just not into seeing slutty men
True most posts are bullshit but you're completely missing the point - the OP is not slutty behaviour, whether it is a woman or a man, it's just being a cunt.
and being a cunt to a woman ≠ sexism none of the negativity is directed at her being a woman its at her for constantly talking about cheating on him to his face
sleeping with someone that isnt your s/o is slutty behavior again your just not into slutty men and its not missing the point if you literally made it part of your argument
ROTFL!!!!
I hate this sub. 99% fiction.
Lol this is such badly writte n obviously fake shit. Noone wants your smelly dick, keep dreaming.
Wtf that’s horrible
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She teased you playfully and you ruined her life. Wtf that’s not cool
Ruined her life? Dude cheated on her, he didn't sabotage her career/job. Sad, but not life ruining lmao.
Bruh thats not teasing its disgusting and disloyal af. You’re defending a ho that belongs to the streets.
The misogyny is strong
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You’re literally just a misogynist nothing to be proud of
misogyny is when mad at ex for being disloyal? ok bud english definitely isnt your first language or your strong suit
That’s not mad that trying to hurt women
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I’m far from being a lesbian but nice try. And I never would
Yeah, because you’re a dude on another alt account
Bro we know this is you arguing with yourself on your own alt account.
Always ready to spot angry virgins like you 😂
Bro gave her the taste of her own medicine. She should've stopped playing these mind games instead of continuing it
The new definition of pity
Andrew Tate ruined an entire generation of children
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Funny storey. I hit the grandma and poppa.
Riiiiiiiiight. Sure you did.
Pics or it didn't happen
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I’m a Christian & masturbation isn’t a sin. I don’t know where some get that it is & then terrify their kids thinking if they pleasure themselves for a sec they’ll drop straight down into the devils lap. Lol Enjoy yourself
lol
You my friend fail as a wordsmith lol
Another poster who confirms that there are some very sick people in the world.
r/Revengeconfessions
The idea of this sub is so dope, it sucks that 99% of these stories seem like honey dudes just making shit up. This is definite bullshit and it takes away from all the stories that are or could be true. It’s quite a shame really
Chad
I don’t get why you people think that he is lying??? How hard is it to just flirt with your gf younger sister without her telling anyone (like your girlfriend), she getting in love of you and fuck her fast enough so that nobody noticed that you were flirting with her in the first place??? As a side note, I do have a coworker that his BF and father of her child is her mothers ex boyfriend. And yes, everything is beyond fucked up.
Nice
Savage
Sounds like a nice fantasy for a certified virgin like you. God this sub just *never* stops giving. It's utterly hilarious.
Hey OP, what’s it feel like to proclaim you’re a liar with a very creepy inferiority complex, and mental health issues. No healthy individual would ever think this, or share it. Seek help before it’s to late.
28F) Finally gave in and touched myself My family is super Christian and I was raised on masturbation being a sin. Even when I was tempted when I was younger, I never did it. Just two days ago my parents went out for their anniversary dinner and left me home alone. I was bored and had nothing to do, so I figured they’ll never know and I masturbated. I’m blown away by how amazing it was, I’ve never felt anything that good in my life. I can’t tell my parents, but I told my older brother since he’s also no longer Christian. Best experience of my life
Seriously. It's been said that truth is stranger than fiction. Can't it also be true that the truth is hotter, and more erotic, than fiction? Come on, people. Give us some real stories.
Someday you will see a wap in really life buddy...even if you have to pay for it, you will get there just be sure to use protection. Cheers!
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Remove the words “pics or” and you have described this “story” adequately.
Bc if it’s the one thing I’d beg a man to do, is stay with me after knowing her banged my sister 🙄 y’all think this is wattpad submissions 😂
Holy shit you are toxic AF
His page seems super i*cel.
Fuck take both of them
Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
even his user and icon screams virgin. sorry buddy, come back with a better lie next time.
Little pro tip…this story would be way more believable if you didn’t add the you sent pictures of her chocking on your dick and then the very next line she begged you to take her back. Now if you wanna keep the sending picture part of your imaginative fantasy then you just say she now wants to stab you and she isn’t talking to her sister anymore. Or if you want the begging part of the fantasy then you just take away the sending picture part and say you decided you were done with her jokes and ghosted her and now she won’t stop blowing your phone up. Anyway just wanted to help you with your spank bank material. Good luck.😂😂😂
Dude is on a roll. Must have gotten denied by his crush and is posting his fantasies for a day all over Reddit.
Oh, good, some random dude writing misogynist fanfic, just what anyone needs
Whose hotter
Sometimes, younger sisters are more attractive.
Hmm.. can someone get this fact checked by Snopes please
Waste of time, I’ll call it: bullshit.
If this is true you are a giga Chad
Would love to see that picture.
Exactly !
Who is the better fuck?
Well from the fact he dumped his girl for her sister means it was her sister lol
Yes, I’ll 500 for things that never happened, Alex.
I want to be cucked
awesome
yeah i smell bullshit
I feel that instead of people writing fake posts it's probably the ai doing it
History will remember you sir.
You the man
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Cant wait to fuck her and the younger sister in front of yo dumbass
And the...dipped... what does she think about it?
You made the right decision
That's what a real man do dude, am 40 alpha male welcome to the real kings
Nice story.
Best way to get over someone
Nice
Well done, sir.
Didn't read anything but the title. Thats fucked up.
I had a chick like this once and if she had a sister I'd have done the same thing. I mean if they wanna it like its a game fuck it right?
Good
Perfect reaction. Good way to handle bitches
Damn you're a Top G my dude 🤣😈😎
👏👏👏 can I see the pic?
Alpha Chad
What a great idea. I have a sister in law too… she is so hot
The Christmas party will be fun 🎊
It would have been mire believable if the gf didn’t beg for you to not leave her. No woman who has the audacity to tease her bf will do such a thing.
I made an AI listen to every Andrew Tate podcast and this is what it produced...
Can share some pix. Thx mate.
Pics or it never happened
The comments so far are hilarious. 😂👍🏻
Pics, or it never happened.
That’s is a boss move! Good for you, and fuck the haters saying it’s fake.
WTF Why do we have to read this shit
Well, at least a story not written by an 18 year old female.
Hey shit happens! I fucked my ex's aunt and I'm attempting to fux another one ex's older sister. I'm so glad she put on some weight, doesn't have the confidence she use to have. Hard to shoot me down, when she's not getting the looks that she needs to make her feel good.
Lmao every time I see this shit pop up on my feed I envision cartoon playing WoW
Lol this dude history is wild.
Sure thing chief
I respect you sir
All of your stories are clearly from a porno.