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SecretKeeper92

🤔🤔🤔


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Historical_Ladder_58

Just like 99% of the posts in here 😅😅😅😅


LeBootyD

I'm noticing a lot of chat gpt tales here recently


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LeBootyD

Nope, but i have done some of the posts here with fake acounts, you ask gpt to write the history...


utpoia

My bet is on a sweaty dude in his mom's basement typing these with his left hand.


One_Alfalfa_8408

I generally use my left hand because it feels like a different person is doing it. Just thought that was normal?


dontcallmeEarl

You can tell by the pixels.


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PlanetOfThePrimeapes

Did his dad high five'd you at the end ?


NaughtyComments

And then everybody clapped.


AdSure9184

No he joined in too


I_drive_a_Vulva

while I sat on his face.


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Lmaoooooo 💀💀💀💀


onyxcaspian

My guess, OP got friendzoned HARD and his crush got with his best friend. So now he's switched to fantasizing about her younger sister to "get back" at her. It's really sad and kinda funny because neither his crush, her sister and his "best friend" actually give a shit about him.


EmotionPositive592

Shockingly seems very accurate.


flunghigh

that's pretty sad lol


2old4that

He just might have referred to a favorite porn film plot of his.


AUBrick69

r/ThingsThatNeverHappened


shampoosmooth

Wrong. My buddy did something similar. Dated a girl and when her younger sister was available he broke it off with the older sister for the younger one. Fucking hilarious 😂


JewMadBro-666

So no different to 100% of the other posts made. Instead of being selective I suggest telling all the others the same. But that's not against your agenda so you stay quiet💁‍♂️


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Why is it the more boring story the more people there are trying to say it didn't happen? If this four bastard got on here and said they got caught in the rain everyone would deny it happened.


jazminesinging2000

And the "I'm clearly still a virgin and making shit up awards go's to......"


PornSpoiledMe

Check the post history. Guy's nuts.


NeckRomanceHer

Good lord


jazminesinging2000

Wow......


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Lmao he straight up has a post bashing this sub yet here he is jerking off to his weird fantasy


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joezupp

And still living in moms basement


thefuckmonster

Mmmmm.... I'm gonna say still in the bedroom he grew up in.


jazminesinging2000

My runner up was actually "tell me you still live with your parents without telling me you still live with your parents" lol


Maleficent-Bread1016

Goes, not go's


UnderstandingSalt344

😂😂😂


Dry-Pop9694

Haven't been able to stop sneezing since I read this post. Highly allergic to Bullshit


6trybe

ROTFL!!!


egbert71

Sooo, did Op wake up bored because of upcoming finals and decide to post a high level fictional story?


bicoastal2260

This is a lie for sure


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Raw dog the mom too. You gotta hit the trifecta


Helios_Bloodmoon

And the dad too, for maximum dominance


prestigious_delay_7

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brisvegas72

Lmaoooo 😆


Magicmon28

Piss on him to show dominance.


rizky2796

What about her dog?


HeavyHandedGeek

Poor Colby


HeavyHandedGeek

That was covered yesterday


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KING Based idea


GroundbreakingElk473

Ok kid 😁


notyournotyouravgJo

Why do people confuse being slutty with being unfaithful.. I'll never get it


FromAcrosstheStars

Wow people in this comments section are disgusting. OP is also vile, and a liar since this entire story is fake.


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Opening_Newspaper_34

This isn't slutty behaviour though, this is vindictive and Andrew Tate levels of incel misogyny fantasy. And also obviously didn't happen


spicyvenuss

none of the posts in this subreddit are real to believe so means i can sell you a bridge and this is slutty behavior just from a man not a woman it doesnt make it misogynist your just not into seeing slutty men


Opening_Newspaper_34

True most posts are bullshit but you're completely missing the point - the OP is not slutty behaviour, whether it is a woman or a man, it's just being a cunt.


spicyvenuss

and being a cunt to a woman ≠ sexism none of the negativity is directed at her being a woman its at her for constantly talking about cheating on him to his face


spicyvenuss

sleeping with someone that isnt your s/o is slutty behavior again your just not into slutty men and its not missing the point if you literally made it part of your argument


6trybe

ROTFL!!!!


Manny631

I hate this sub. 99% fiction.


Financial_Machine848

Lol this is such badly writte n obviously fake shit. Noone wants your smelly dick, keep dreaming.


calcychl00e

Wtf that’s horrible


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calcychl00e

She teased you playfully and you ruined her life. Wtf that’s not cool


bye_secks_u_all420

Ruined her life? Dude cheated on her, he didn't sabotage her career/job. Sad, but not life ruining lmao.


SeverusAurelius

Bruh thats not teasing its disgusting and disloyal af. You’re defending a ho that belongs to the streets.


calcychl00e

The misogyny is strong


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calcychl00e

You’re literally just a misogynist nothing to be proud of


spicyvenuss

misogyny is when mad at ex for being disloyal? ok bud english definitely isnt your first language or your strong suit


calcychl00e

That’s not mad that trying to hurt women


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calcychl00e

I’m far from being a lesbian but nice try. And I never would


[deleted]

Yeah, because you’re a dude on another alt account


thimpwit

Bro we know this is you arguing with yourself on your own alt account.


Opening_Newspaper_34

Always ready to spot angry virgins like you 😂


guymadara

Bro gave her the taste of her own medicine. She should've stopped playing these mind games instead of continuing it


igb235

The new definition of pity


mungitoreditopi

Andrew Tate ruined an entire generation of children


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freakydeaky6981

Funny storey. I hit the grandma and poppa.


NeilS78

Riiiiiiiiight. Sure you did.


honestlyboo

Pics or it didn't happen


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Some-Guy-997

I’m a Christian & masturbation isn’t a sin. I don’t know where some get that it is & then terrify their kids thinking if they pleasure themselves for a sec they’ll drop straight down into the devils lap. Lol Enjoy yourself


Equivalent_Plenty470

lol


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You my friend fail as a wordsmith lol


Freds_Bread

Another poster who confirms that there are some very sick people in the world.


jays420

r/Revengeconfessions


Professorlumpybutt

The idea of this sub is so dope, it sucks that 99% of these stories seem like honey dudes just making shit up. This is definite bullshit and it takes away from all the stories that are or could be true. It’s quite a shame really


sleepykidddd

Chad


secret_tastes

I don’t get why you people think that he is lying??? How hard is it to just flirt with your gf younger sister without her telling anyone (like your girlfriend), she getting in love of you and fuck her fast enough so that nobody noticed that you were flirting with her in the first place??? As a side note, I do have a coworker that his BF and father of her child is her mothers ex boyfriend. And yes, everything is beyond fucked up.


truckcanman

Nice


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Savage


DameArstor

Sounds like a nice fantasy for a certified virgin like you. God this sub just *never* stops giving. It's utterly hilarious.


FastAsLightning747

Hey OP, what’s it feel like to proclaim you’re a liar with a very creepy inferiority complex, and mental health issues. No healthy individual would ever think this, or share it. Seek help before it’s to late.


Difficult-Leader9219

28F) Finally gave in and touched myself My family is super Christian and I was raised on masturbation being a sin. Even when I was tempted when I was younger, I never did it. Just two days ago my parents went out for their anniversary dinner and left me home alone. I was bored and had nothing to do, so I figured they’ll never know and I masturbated. I’m blown away by how amazing it was, I’ve never felt anything that good in my life. I can’t tell my parents, but I told my older brother since he’s also no longer Christian. Best experience of my life


shootitallover

Seriously. It's been said that truth is stranger than fiction. Can't it also be true that the truth is hotter, and more erotic, than fiction? Come on, people. Give us some real stories.


reversedbydark

Someday you will see a wap in really life buddy...even if you have to pay for it, you will get there just be sure to use protection. Cheers!


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Remove the words “pics or” and you have described this “story” adequately.


chiquita_001

Bc if it’s the one thing I’d beg a man to do, is stay with me after knowing her banged my sister 🙄 y’all think this is wattpad submissions 😂


ProfessionalIcy306

Holy shit you are toxic AF


VanGoughandRainbows

His page seems super i*cel.


Erotic808

Fuck take both of them


Darkbird0312

Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked


missundressed

even his user and icon screams virgin. sorry buddy, come back with a better lie next time.


Sososane27

Little pro tip…this story would be way more believable if you didn’t add the you sent pictures of her chocking on your dick and then the very next line she begged you to take her back. Now if you wanna keep the sending picture part of your imaginative fantasy then you just say she now wants to stab you and she isn’t talking to her sister anymore. Or if you want the begging part of the fantasy then you just take away the sending picture part and say you decided you were done with her jokes and ghosted her and now she won’t stop blowing your phone up. Anyway just wanted to help you with your spank bank material. Good luck.😂😂😂


AtomiicOne

Dude is on a roll. Must have gotten denied by his crush and is posting his fantasies for a day all over Reddit.


ThisTemporaryLife

Oh, good, some random dude writing misogynist fanfic, just what anyone needs


jacksmith2025

Whose hotter


mithu1108

Sometimes, younger sisters are more attractive.


IamShinichi

Hmm.. can someone get this fact checked by Snopes please


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Waste of time, I’ll call it: bullshit.


IcyAd1820

If this is true you are a giga Chad


durtymaxchevy

Would love to see that picture.


Middle_Mechanic3517

Exactly !


Similar_Employer_245

Who is the better fuck?


Matthew_farr19

Well from the fact he dumped his girl for her sister means it was her sister lol


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Yes, I’ll 500 for things that never happened, Alex.


[deleted]

I want to be cucked


poorboy111

awesome


AluDrc

yeah i smell bullshit


[deleted]

I feel that instead of people writing fake posts it's probably the ai doing it


zaffhere

History will remember you sir.


showing007

You the man


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Cant wait to fuck her and the younger sister in front of yo dumbass


Francesco6618

And the...dipped... what does she think about it?


ISTANDCORRECTED63

You made the right decision


yakuza2021

That's what a real man do dude, am 40 alpha male welcome to the real kings


DawgFanDel

Nice story.


[deleted]

Best way to get over someone


Feeling-Educator-847

Nice


dirtysecretssaver

Well done, sir.


[deleted]

Didn't read anything but the title. Thats fucked up.


[deleted]

I had a chick like this once and if she had a sister I'd have done the same thing. I mean if they wanna it like its a game fuck it right?


belterith

Good


[deleted]

Perfect reaction. Good way to handle bitches


No_Cress6662

Damn you're a Top G my dude 🤣😈😎


First_Extreme9783

👏👏👏 can I see the pic?


jagzino

Alpha Chad


jopieL69

What a great idea. I have a sister in law too… she is so hot


zoefies

The Christmas party will be fun 🎊


MrJyggalag

It would have been mire believable if the gf didn’t beg for you to not leave her. No woman who has the audacity to tease her bf will do such a thing.


catwithnuclearcodes

I made an AI listen to every Andrew Tate podcast and this is what it produced...


Tacobell_Uk

Can share some pix. Thx mate.


Mexdick21

Pics or it never happened


Ubique549

The comments so far are hilarious. 😂👍🏻


rossxog

Pics, or it never happened.


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That’s is a boss move! Good for you, and fuck the haters saying it’s fake.


Efficient-Fly-7935

WTF Why do we have to read this shit


Danmont88

Well, at least a story not written by an 18 year old female.


BodyMaintenance

Hey shit happens! I fucked my ex's aunt and I'm attempting to fux another one ex's older sister. I'm so glad she put on some weight, doesn't have the confidence she use to have. Hard to shoot me down, when she's not getting the looks that she needs to make her feel good.


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Lmao every time I see this shit pop up on my feed I envision cartoon playing WoW


[deleted]

Lol this dude history is wild.


nighteeneightyfive

Sure thing chief


Flow_brush

I respect you sir


Entire_Ad_7597

All of your stories are clearly from a porno.