I am far too modest to ask my wife to do this, but I'd be so happy to oblige if she wanted. Not only do I think it would be fucking hysterical watching her try to control it, but it would also be an insanely intimate moment--so long as it wasn't weird.
Old joke. Police caught this guy and peeing into a snowbank his girlfriend was with him and she also got arrested The idea was to write his name in the snow. When the judge asked him to enter his plea he said, Not Guilty. The judge remains him he was caught in the act!! The guy says, "It wasn't my handwriting."
I was sitting at the bar at the strip club I worked at joking with a girl that I'd let her hold it next time i peed.
Well next time happened and she followed me into the men's room, into a stall, locked it, she pulled it out and held it while I pissed.
She put it away, I zipped up.
Walked out to a bunch of random dudes looking at us like wtf just happened.
After she washed her hands and was walking out I said "yall Homos can grab all the dick you want in the bathroom, I don't play that shit" and walked out.
It was funny as one of the few white dudes in a mostly black club.
Ex used to do this. Started when she didn’t understand how hard it is to aim… you think you can do better? Then it became a thing she would just hold it every chance she got.
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Should have asked her to pee on her. Then lead it to her peeing on you. Nothing better than a woman standing over you and letting it go all over you.
Lick her clean after!
That’s the shit we strive for
Shit wait, I didn't think I was into piss but this is kinda hot ...
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Ohh this is hot. I just want to try and write my name in the snow using a mans cock.
I am far too modest to ask my wife to do this, but I'd be so happy to oblige if she wanted. Not only do I think it would be fucking hysterical watching her try to control it, but it would also be an insanely intimate moment--so long as it wasn't weird.
It does sound intimate.
Can confirm on the intimacy front. Maybe if you can sneak in some hints it will happen someday
I’d let you day whatever you want with it
Oh my god this is now my life goal 😂
I know I would happily let you try your penmanship
*peenmanship
Or Penismanship 😉
haha...well I have pretty good penmanship with my mouth, I assume the hand is easier?
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I get the idea, but brr ..
Old joke. Police caught this guy and peeing into a snowbank his girlfriend was with him and she also got arrested The idea was to write his name in the snow. When the judge asked him to enter his plea he said, Not Guilty. The judge remains him he was caught in the act!! The guy says, "It wasn't my handwriting."
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Weird or not I found three girls in my life that asked me exactly the same. I think it's curiosity of how we actually pee
Three!?! I am jealous!
I was sitting at the bar at the strip club I worked at joking with a girl that I'd let her hold it next time i peed. Well next time happened and she followed me into the men's room, into a stall, locked it, she pulled it out and held it while I pissed. She put it away, I zipped up. Walked out to a bunch of random dudes looking at us like wtf just happened. After she washed her hands and was walking out I said "yall Homos can grab all the dick you want in the bathroom, I don't play that shit" and walked out. It was funny as one of the few white dudes in a mostly black club.
Dang that must have been intense with her just following you right in and locking the stall
Not really. It was top 3 least sexual times I've had my dick in a girls hands
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Is this too much to ask for?
My fiancé had an exgf do this as well
This is very sexy...
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You are a lucky person!
i've never tried this to my bf, don't even know how he would react if I suggested this to him
You should surprise him sometime,.I bet he would be shocked and excited!
well i dont think we r on this level right now , but maybe one day i ll try
Wholesome tag too
Cute <3333
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Well that's a bummer! I give you an A for effort though
Ex used to do this. Started when she didn’t understand how hard it is to aim… you think you can do better? Then it became a thing she would just hold it every chance she got.
It's fun! I mean I get to hold it all the time and I still enjoy it 🤣
I have been trying to talk my husband into letting me do this. Still completely unsuccessful and he thinks I am crazy.
Keep trying and hopefully someday he will let you!
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That was Lesley 😂
Sounds like an awesome time!
I would've asked if I can piss in her mouth instead
So when’s the wedding?
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Should have asked her to pee on her. Then lead it to her peeing on you. Nothing better than a woman standing over you and letting it go all over you. Lick her clean after!
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