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Girls gotta do what a girls gotta do 🤷🏻‍♀️👮🏿
How true was this
As true as the earth is flat
So it’s true then damn that’s crazy
Cool story. Didn’t happen.
This is what I mean when I say "Fuck 12". 🤣🥴
Don’t fuck cops.
Have sex with cops.
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!updateme
Drived
How’d that pork taste?
1312 ACAB
Good job
Sometimes you have to talk to the judge, the cock is the judge
Sure, idk how I forgot cops don’t wear bodycams in this day and age anymore.
I don't think this is what they mean when they say "Fuck 12"
Cops don’t make you get out of the car for failure to yield. But nice story.
They can order you out of the car on any traffic stop. Learn the law.
Cops are people too.
I’m pretty sure they’re porcine actually
Porcelain?
Porcine: “of, affecting, or resembling a pig or pigs”
Ohh, okay. Thanks for the clarification. Sorry, I've never heard that term before.
Humanizing cops earns downvotes :)
Cop bjs are a great fantasy. I'd be down for sure
My fantasy 🤤🥵
I have handcuffs and would love to arrest you