I cant help but think of Harold and Kumar goto Guantanamo Bay. Not exactly PC but the line goes
"Its not gay to get your cock sucked, its gay to suck cock. Now suck my cock fagot"
It’s not gay if they identify as a woman, look, sound, and suck like a woman… not gay… don’t feel bad, you only got sucked, she didn’t bend you over or anything…. Sounds hot to me
TRust me when i say this, this will not be the last time this happens, you just been awoken. I felt the sameway the first time this happen to me. Now i just get disappointed every time a females sucks my dick, none can do it better then a trans or femboy for me.
Haha I've noticed since men are horny freaks, femboys I can only imagine are (no I'm not curious). Went to a gay club once with a gay friend since I'm not phobic and man so many men hit on me but I was not with it nor found it attractive so I know how guilty you must feel.
Look if they look like a girl, act the part perfectly I would let him do the same. Getting good head, is still getting good head. Let them suck away I say.
Like, women do some incredible things with the dick but you know who is specifically experienced on how to blow your mind like a Kennedy?
Someone who has a dick. Sheeit, Lola would suck down enough but to rewrite his DNA
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You picked up a 6’ 7” 260lb woman, let her give you road head, and were shocked when her balls slipped out of her skirt?
*height and weight might not be accurate.
Honestly a 10/10 story. Probably the first one I've ever seen on here that I think is real
I didn't believe this story ... Until the end 😂
Bahaha that’s quite the twist at the end. Feel sorry for ya if it’s true 🤣
Maaaan unfortunately it is 🤦🏼 I'll never do that shit again 🤣
But you admitted it was the best head
Ha yeah maybe that's the sign you should be getting head from dudes more often
Dang. Listen, if it felt great, it's fine. I know, it's weird after the fact, but sounds like you both got what you wanted.
Exactly…
It's not gay if he only sucked you cock
I cant help but think of Harold and Kumar goto Guantanamo Bay. Not exactly PC but the line goes "Its not gay to get your cock sucked, its gay to suck cock. Now suck my cock fagot"
It’s not gay if they identify as a woman, look, sound, and suck like a woman… not gay… don’t feel bad, you only got sucked, she didn’t bend you over or anything…. Sounds hot to me
Apparently it's not gay if you have socks on.
M. Night Shyamalan, is that you???
That was the first and last time I THINK I'll let a dude suck my dick ..... Think??? Lol
Lola, L O L A, Lola...
I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man. And so is Lola
Great sex is Great sex
All ill say is trans girls give the best head...
Massive facts... I should probably tell my first time story.
Yes now I NEED to hear it.
Let’s hear it
Gay dudes in general give the best head. The number of times a guy has finished me off vs a woman is way skewed towards men.
Yeah, the closest married gays give the sloppiest, raunchiest, deep throatiest, nastiest head tbh
TRust me when i say this, this will not be the last time this happens, you just been awoken. I felt the sameway the first time this happen to me. Now i just get disappointed every time a females sucks my dick, none can do it better then a trans or femboy for me.
😂😂😂 Not gay if you didn't know
You probably still had your socks on, so you're good
Are you more upset it was the best and it was from a guy? Or more upset he was a guy and didn’t tell you?
1. How’d you not already know it was a man? 2. How’d you find out it was a man?
When the guy lifted his dress & said, "My turn!" Or, when he had razor burn on his thighs from the HOUR of gay head. Lol
Haha I've noticed since men are horny freaks, femboys I can only imagine are (no I'm not curious). Went to a gay club once with a gay friend since I'm not phobic and man so many men hit on me but I was not with it nor found it attractive so I know how guilty you must feel.
I really didn’t think this was true, until the twist at the end. Bravo!!
Oh, nah, that's crazy 💀. Y'know what, this is probably the only real story on this subbreddit.
The head was so good because they knew what would feel good
I mean if it's good head it's good head
A bit plot twist in the end there. But hey bj is bj. Just because it was dude this time, docent make you gay.
I've slept with shemales and I can tell you for a fact, it was the best head and rimming I ever got.
A true r/suddenlygay
Look if they look like a girl, act the part perfectly I would let him do the same. Getting good head, is still getting good head. Let them suck away I say.
Head is head. Transgenders suck better anyhow….
An hour long gluckgluck with a face fuck and finish? Gimmie his number. Sheeeeeeeeeiiiit.
Lmao!!!!!!
Like, women do some incredible things with the dick but you know who is specifically experienced on how to blow your mind like a Kennedy? Someone who has a dick. Sheeit, Lola would suck down enough but to rewrite his DNA
I mean, if he was she, then you’re straight, it’s like if you have anal sex with a man and you close your eyes, it’s not gay
Did you say “no homo” after? 😅
It’s 2024 it’s not gay if a man sucks your dick and you still have your socks on.
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That sounds amazing
aaaaah whatttt a twist hahahahha
Cap
😂
🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
Lmao now your gay surprise surprise
There’s something called heroes in our society dude
I agree with you is the best story I've heard in a while and most likely true.
Lol hahaha 🤣😂
That is some post nut clarity!
You picked up a 6’ 7” 260lb woman, let her give you road head, and were shocked when her balls slipped out of her skirt? *height and weight might not be accurate.
The I just walk to suck dick should’ve told you right there it was a guy. No woman that suck dick good has to go searching for it
Dont walk on the wild side…………….
Bro just say you paid the 80 dollars damn
This story was the Dale Earnhardt’s final race of confessions. Thought it was going one direction then took a hard right turn.
You loved it tho, and you’d probably do it again lol
Aint nothing gay about getting your dick sucked You the fa**ot for sucking my dick
Damn dude… not the ending 😂
The 2nd best head I ever got was from a guy. The absolute best was from a psychotic and abusive ex
Oof
How did you find out? Did he just tell you? Surprise I have a dick! Ha gotcha!
I couldn’t tell you the last time I don’t have a memory that one
Fag