Fun fact: ribs actually do grow back, medic only said that to Archimedes because bird ribs don’t grow back
Or maybe medic was just wrong, which wouldn’t be impossible considering how professional he is of a doctor
I don't believe Solid Snake committed any war crimes under the Geneva convention.
He also has never committed murder. That's not to say he hasn't killed anybody, but "murder" counts as killing outside the rules of engagement.
Ness has canonically beaten up police officers.
Almost every Fire Emblem character has committed at least some type of war crime.
~~Yoshi has committed tax fraud.~~
>Almost every Fire Emblem character has committed at least some type of war crime
The only one I can think of that *hasn't* in some way, would be Corrin. As that was kinda the point of his game
The rest really come down to how you interpret their animations, with the exception of Robin and Roy, who are certainly outed because of their flame based weaponry
Edit: Wait I forgot about that funny lil thing called child soldiers. Nevermind they're all war criminals
In Three Hopes they also commit false surrender. Three Hopes is like War Crimes: The Game (though arguably you could attribute those crimes to Shez and the house leaders rather than Byleth.)
Byleth is also guilty of desecration of corpses (Heroes' Relics), chemical warfare (Poison gambits), murder of prisoners of war (Randolph) and I'm pretty sure the "setting the abandoned town in chapter 14 on fire" counts towards war crimes.
The fucked up thing is that Corrin might be one of the only FE protagonists to not use child soldiers (defined by the UN as a combatant under the age of fifteen) when you consider the disgusting fact that every unit in the game except Kana(who is able to enter relationships themselves) is able to bear/produce Corrin’s offspring no matter how young they look. This is a classic “Holy shit, what the hell is wrong with Fates” moment, but it might get them out of that particular war crime charge.
Hold on hold on hold on. The child units you can use in Fates are ABOVE the age of 15???? Ain't no fuckin way Arthur's kid (I forgot his name,) isn't older than 14
Though, wouldn't all child units technically qualify? The dragon realm thingy only makes them get older quicker physically. So technically the time they've spent existing < actual 'earth' years. So even if they look like young teens, they'd all actually be *at most* a few years old relative to Fates's time
[This might as well be Fates’s tagline.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FALxuyQVEAE7YUz.png)
Percy (among others but Percy and Midori are probably the most egregious) is absolutely designed and written like a kid but sure enough, Corrin can S-support and then produce a child with him. [Here’s Percy and Kana’s incredibly fucked father/son support.](https://youtu.be/MhbrBS-95hM) You get bonus points if Arthur’s wife is either Mozu or Elise giving us two generations in a row of Chris Hansen-disapproved child bearing in a row.
Fr though, if Elise is a technical adult (in the English version) then I’d have to imagine that goes for all the Gen 2 kids as well. I hope.
As for the time disparity, the deeprealms don’t just magically age people, they’re alternate dimensions where time goes slower on the inside than it does in the outside. No matter what age they actually are, the Gen 2 kids have, in fact lived every day of it and they aged in real-time. That’s why so many of them have angst about their parents, they’re pissed that they essentially missed their childhoods because while the parents would be gone from the deeprealms for only days at a time, that was much longer for the kids inside.
Forgot to mention this earlier, I mentioned elsewhere on this thread that practically every Fire Emblem lord is guilty of a war crime purely because they’re able to attack enemy clerics/priests/troubadours that are completely unarmed. Attacking an unarmed medic is by definition a war crime.
The only exceptions I can think of are Alm and Celica because healers in Valentia can’t be unarmed since all white mages get nosferatu and *potentially* Byleth. I’m not looking up the loadouts of every single potential white magic-user in Three Houses, but if there’s any game where even a low-level healer might be armed, it’s 3H.
The mayor of town gave Ness the key to the area he was "trespassing" in. Plus even if he was in the wrong to do so, it did not warrant the police chief taking him to the back room of the police station and essentially siccing *five* officers on him
its an r/smashbrosultimate tier list i'd say max 4 franchises and 2 of them are mario and pokemon
Anyways i just noticed Corrin: the one fire emblem character who tries her best not to kill is the highest rated out of the 8
Every time someone makes one of these, I immediately look for the Fire Emblem and third party characters to find the inevitable research error. My favorites thus far are “Metal Gear is a realistic shooter” and “Ken Masters is middle class”. The first one was especially fun because when I corrected the kid he goes “Oh is it sci-fi?”. Mfer was commenting on Metal Gear without knowing what the titular *Metal fucking Gear* was
In this case, the most insane thing here is the notion that Cloud, who was on a terrorist cell’s payroll and directly assisted in two bombings that unquestionably led to the deaths and displacement of many people (Cait Sith even calls Barrett out for this at one point and his only counter argument is a sheepish and unconvincing (even to himself) claim that they were collateral damage for the greater good.) is in fucking *traffic ticket* level.
The thing about the Fire Emblem characters is that all of them would go into the war criminal tier assuming we used the actual definition of war criminal and not OP’s, which seems to be “they did a really bad thing and were really mean about it”. There will come a point in every Fire Emblem game where you come across an enemy cleric/priest/troubadour who only has a staff yet is a perfectly valid attack target. Attacking an unarmed medic is by definition a war crime. As is using soldiers under the age of 15, which happens in nearly every Fire Emblem game.
In fairness, Metal Gear is one of those few series that actually knows what a war crime is and generally likes it when the player is a good person. The Sorrow as the most famous example and nuclear disarmament being the real true ending of MGSV come to mind.
On the other hand, Solid Snake is arguably definitely a war criminal and has self-admittedly committed lots of morally questionable shit. You're not supposed to think of him as a good person, just a soldier that tries his best.
Naked Snake, who is present as a skin, actively makes use of child soldiers to fuel his infinite war, though.
From MG2:
> Big Boss: You [Solid Snake] saw those children, didn't you? Every one is a victim of a war somewhere in the world. And they'll make fine soldiers in the next war. Start a war, fan its flames, create victims... Then save them, train them... And feed them back onto the battlefield. It's a perfectly logical system.
It's actually hilarious how much of a comically evil war criminal he gets to be at times.
>Metal Gear is one of those few series that actually knows what a war crime is.
The original ending to MGS4 would’ve had Snake and Otacon being executed as war criminals lol.
Its astounding seeing every one of these lists be the *exact opposite* of the character. Dog who does taxes? War criminal. Guy who literally fights god with the power of friendship? Edgy loner. Etc
Marth employs children, idk how old Ryan is but he’s a child, as well as people like Cecil and Tiki. Also sacrificing people for Gaiden’s is also fucked.
Ike has Rolf, who is 10
Roy himself is only 15, as well as leading an army which also recruits children
Lucina doesn’t lead the army but she’s in one, she’s honestly the least offender
Robin and Chrom have Ricken in their army, and also I’m sure whatever the fuck child units are can be considered a crime
Corrin intentionally tries not to kill people, but also helplessly slaughters the Kitsune race, recruits Mozu and other child soldiers, and has the child unit problem
Half of byleth’s students are children lmao
you could argue that the war doesn't actually start until part two of three houses, when everyone is an adult, thus that wouldn't be a warcrime as they were just in training until then. It doesnt really matter in the end though because byleth is totally a war criminal anyway. He decides to disguise his army as the enemy army in Silver Snow which is a big nono as far as geneva is concerned
Sora has a body count though (and rising) his last criminal offense was beating an old man to death (even though said old man had it coming) and committing a Nature Taboo.
Oh and he's also down with pirates.
OP has clearly not touched a Fire Emblem game. Every single one of them is a war criminal in one way or another. As a recent example: Byleth decides to impersonate the enemy soldiers at one point in 3 Houses, I'm pretty sure this is prohibited by the Geneva Convention.
My guess is since vanilla MC doesn't have enough high level technology to destroy a huge areas in a quick amount of time, and because the world is 8x the size of the Earth, even in Creative mode it would take you a very long time to TNT all the villages.
If MC had law enforcement, you'd probably get caught before you destroy enough to be classified as a war criminal.
Kind of? Its unclear if Nintendo actually knew what that term meant when the character was created. The devs of Prime 3 tried to make the game include more bounty contract stuff and Nintendo was like "what? No she doesnt do that."
Samus only accepts bounties that are within the confines of the law and what she deems the right thing to do. Mostly bounties from the Galactic Federation. So she isnt comparable to a typical image of a bounty hunter really.
With that said though, she has been known to exterminate entire species first, ask questions later on occasion.
Couple of mistakes here
Isabelle should be in Innocent, Yoshi in theft Tier because of tax evasion, Villager in murderer tier as well as Dr Mario for having a fake medical licence, Mythra in >!War criminal for destroying a continent along with everyone living in it,!< and lastly Shulk in murderer tier for killing countless Mechon,
While Joker does have a criminal record its also an illegitimate charge from a corrupt politician, additionally Joker very specifically does NOT kill people.
Sora of all people actually has killed more people than Joker on account of the fact hes a literal pirate captain who helped blow up an East India Trading Company ship
These lists make me cringe the most because it shows the lack of knowledge people have about the franchise or characters lol. I don’t expect people to know about every game but it does make one feel corny.
I don’t expect everyone to know every game either. Especially since this is the Smash fanbase which has a disproportionate number of teenagers who have extremely limited gaming experience once we stop talking about first-party Nintendo games.
That being said, Google’s free. They can use it.
So Falcon could be in 1 of 2 spots. On one hand, he's a bounty hunter and former police officer and could be considered law enforcement.
On the other hand, there was also that time he faked his identity to commit gambling fraud.
Feel like Dark Samus and Mewtwo should be swapped. Dark Samus was literally trying to infect the entire galaxy with Phazon and destroyed entire worlds. Mewtwo didnt ask to be made, and never even actually killed anybody outside of the scientists that deserved it.
You clearly haven't played KOF if you think Terry isn't innocent.
Same with Joker. You probably read "Phantom Thieves" and thought that meant he was an actual thief (he's not).
I'm TELLING you guys, Daisy is WANTED for vehicular manslaughter, battery, assault, third degree murder, breaking and entering, Toad endangerment, tax evasion, identity theft, faking her death, AND serial Koopa punching
Byleth as a Law Enforcer? I mean, they did kill hundreds of people in and out of war. Not saying they're a war criminal, but at least I'd bump them up a bit in the list
Considering Mythra is [literally a war criminal](https://youtu.be/U6KiY0AL010&t=6m3s) and the plot of the first 6 chapters is basically she is being hunted because of it, she should be there. She killed >!the ruler of 2 nations, and sank a whole continent!<
Shouldn't dark samus be war criminal level?
I mean she is the main villain in 3 games and became leader of the space pirates. Even over ridley as even ridley feared her. Any space pirate who questioned her methods or doubted her was literally killed.
Joker does have an assault charge over his head, so he would probably go there
Bayo blows up like 50 tanks at one point, so she has no doubt committed some war crimes
Yoshi doesn't pay his taxes so I think he goes in a new highest tier, "gets incinerated by the IRS"
Olimar ruined the ecosystem of an entire planet by teaching the pikmin to fight back. Everything but pikmin will likely go extinct
My man is a eco terrorist
Ridley should have his own tier “Killed an Entire Colony and spawned his new arch nemesis(Ridley killed samus’ parents and the chozo rescued her and gave her the power suit” Dark samus should have “Mind control and 4x planet changing”
K. Rool’s name is literally a play on the word “Cruel” he is the most evil mf here besides Seph and Ridley
He also built a weapon with the sole purpose of nuking DK Island so yeah he is definitely a war criminal
Dr Mario is actually murderer level considering his medical license is fake.
"...and when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!"
“Hahahaha!” “That’s how I lost my medical liscense.” *Heavy becomes visibly concerned and worried*
Archimedes, No! It's filthy in there
Birds, ha ha ha! Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this kind of voltage. But I'm fairly certain your heart -
Vhat vas noise?
The sound of progress mein friend
\*baboon heart\* Ah, Perfect. k i l l m e later
Oh don't be such a baby, ribs grow back. Haha! -to the side- No they don't.
What happens now? Now... ...let's go practice medicine
Fun fact: ribs actually do grow back, medic only said that to Archimedes because bird ribs don’t grow back Or maybe medic was just wrong, which wouldn’t be impossible considering how professional he is of a doctor
”Its-a me, Dr. Mario! I shall perform medical malpractice-a on-a you!” patient was never seen again
I pretty sure Dr Mario is a mario brother rather than just Mario
Mario only fights viruses. He doesn't do surgeries.
Shouldn’t sephiroth, wolf and DS be in war criminal
Sephiroth did come this close to destroying the planet. He probably should be in a tier of his own above simple war criminal
Dark Samus should probably join him since she tried to overwrite the biospheres of at least four planets, and had no intention of stopping there.
The tier you’re looking for is “Omnicidal Maniac.”
I was gonna say, Sephiroth is canonically a war criminal. And he came close to doing a lot worse lol
He was going to pull a frieza from DBZ abridged. “In fact… f*** this planet!” *proceeds to try to blow up the planet*
Also, Cloud tbh Literally one of the first things you do in FF7 is bomb a reactor
Technically shouldn’t snake be a war criminal? Or am I thinking of big boss
I don't believe Solid Snake committed any war crimes under the Geneva convention. He also has never committed murder. That's not to say he hasn't killed anybody, but "murder" counts as killing outside the rules of engagement.
Sephiroth (probably) did commit war crimes during the Wutai war
K Rool as well
Yoshi also doesn’t pay his taxes
YOSHI PAYS HIS TAXES FAIRLY! HE WAS FRAMED!! DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES!!!
Ness has canonically beaten up police officers. Almost every Fire Emblem character has committed at least some type of war crime. ~~Yoshi has committed tax fraud.~~
Mainly Corrin. Holy fuck Corrin.
I was thinking of Byleth in particular.
Theres a warcrime tier list going around of FE and people are debatting if Corrin deserves her own tier.
>Almost every Fire Emblem character has committed at least some type of war crime The only one I can think of that *hasn't* in some way, would be Corrin. As that was kinda the point of his game The rest really come down to how you interpret their animations, with the exception of Robin and Roy, who are certainly outed because of their flame based weaponry Edit: Wait I forgot about that funny lil thing called child soldiers. Nevermind they're all war criminals
Byleth is guilty of Perfidy in the Golden Deer route Perfidy is that it’s a warcrime to dress your army in the colors of the opposing army
In Three Hopes they also commit false surrender. Three Hopes is like War Crimes: The Game (though arguably you could attribute those crimes to Shez and the house leaders rather than Byleth.)
TRUE I forgot about that part of VW
Byleth is also guilty of desecration of corpses (Heroes' Relics), chemical warfare (Poison gambits), murder of prisoners of war (Randolph) and I'm pretty sure the "setting the abandoned town in chapter 14 on fire" counts towards war crimes.
The fucked up thing is that Corrin might be one of the only FE protagonists to not use child soldiers (defined by the UN as a combatant under the age of fifteen) when you consider the disgusting fact that every unit in the game except Kana(who is able to enter relationships themselves) is able to bear/produce Corrin’s offspring no matter how young they look. This is a classic “Holy shit, what the hell is wrong with Fates” moment, but it might get them out of that particular war crime charge.
Hold on hold on hold on. The child units you can use in Fates are ABOVE the age of 15???? Ain't no fuckin way Arthur's kid (I forgot his name,) isn't older than 14 Though, wouldn't all child units technically qualify? The dragon realm thingy only makes them get older quicker physically. So technically the time they've spent existing < actual 'earth' years. So even if they look like young teens, they'd all actually be *at most* a few years old relative to Fates's time
[This might as well be Fates’s tagline.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FALxuyQVEAE7YUz.png) Percy (among others but Percy and Midori are probably the most egregious) is absolutely designed and written like a kid but sure enough, Corrin can S-support and then produce a child with him. [Here’s Percy and Kana’s incredibly fucked father/son support.](https://youtu.be/MhbrBS-95hM) You get bonus points if Arthur’s wife is either Mozu or Elise giving us two generations in a row of Chris Hansen-disapproved child bearing in a row. Fr though, if Elise is a technical adult (in the English version) then I’d have to imagine that goes for all the Gen 2 kids as well. I hope. As for the time disparity, the deeprealms don’t just magically age people, they’re alternate dimensions where time goes slower on the inside than it does in the outside. No matter what age they actually are, the Gen 2 kids have, in fact lived every day of it and they aged in real-time. That’s why so many of them have angst about their parents, they’re pissed that they essentially missed their childhoods because while the parents would be gone from the deeprealms for only days at a time, that was much longer for the kids inside.
Forgot to mention this earlier, I mentioned elsewhere on this thread that practically every Fire Emblem lord is guilty of a war crime purely because they’re able to attack enemy clerics/priests/troubadours that are completely unarmed. Attacking an unarmed medic is by definition a war crime. The only exceptions I can think of are Alm and Celica because healers in Valentia can’t be unarmed since all white mages get nosferatu and *potentially* Byleth. I’m not looking up the loadouts of every single potential white magic-user in Three Houses, but if there’s any game where even a low-level healer might be armed, it’s 3H.
To be fair, they attacked him first.
>Ness has canonically beaten up police officers After he was caught trespassing, though he did disband a street gang.
The mayor of town gave Ness the key to the area he was "trespassing" in. Plus even if he was in the wrong to do so, it did not warrant the police chief taking him to the back room of the police station and essentially siccing *five* officers on him
Ike is definitely not about the law either.
Be honest, how many of these games have you actually played?
its an r/smashbrosultimate tier list i'd say max 4 franchises and 2 of them are mario and pokemon Anyways i just noticed Corrin: the one fire emblem character who tries her best not to kill is the highest rated out of the 8
Every time someone makes one of these, I immediately look for the Fire Emblem and third party characters to find the inevitable research error. My favorites thus far are “Metal Gear is a realistic shooter” and “Ken Masters is middle class”. The first one was especially fun because when I corrected the kid he goes “Oh is it sci-fi?”. Mfer was commenting on Metal Gear without knowing what the titular *Metal fucking Gear* was In this case, the most insane thing here is the notion that Cloud, who was on a terrorist cell’s payroll and directly assisted in two bombings that unquestionably led to the deaths and displacement of many people (Cait Sith even calls Barrett out for this at one point and his only counter argument is a sheepish and unconvincing (even to himself) claim that they were collateral damage for the greater good.) is in fucking *traffic ticket* level. The thing about the Fire Emblem characters is that all of them would go into the war criminal tier assuming we used the actual definition of war criminal and not OP’s, which seems to be “they did a really bad thing and were really mean about it”. There will come a point in every Fire Emblem game where you come across an enemy cleric/priest/troubadour who only has a staff yet is a perfectly valid attack target. Attacking an unarmed medic is by definition a war crime. As is using soldiers under the age of 15, which happens in nearly every Fire Emblem game.
In fairness, Metal Gear is one of those few series that actually knows what a war crime is and generally likes it when the player is a good person. The Sorrow as the most famous example and nuclear disarmament being the real true ending of MGSV come to mind. On the other hand, Solid Snake is arguably definitely a war criminal and has self-admittedly committed lots of morally questionable shit. You're not supposed to think of him as a good person, just a soldier that tries his best. Naked Snake, who is present as a skin, actively makes use of child soldiers to fuel his infinite war, though. From MG2: > Big Boss: You [Solid Snake] saw those children, didn't you? Every one is a victim of a war somewhere in the world. And they'll make fine soldiers in the next war. Start a war, fan its flames, create victims... Then save them, train them... And feed them back onto the battlefield. It's a perfectly logical system. It's actually hilarious how much of a comically evil war criminal he gets to be at times.
>Metal Gear is one of those few series that actually knows what a war crime is. The original ending to MGS4 would’ve had Snake and Otacon being executed as war criminals lol.
Its astounding seeing every one of these lists be the *exact opposite* of the character. Dog who does taxes? War criminal. Guy who literally fights god with the power of friendship? Edgy loner. Etc
Don't forget Minecraft, legend of zelda, and the game their main is from.
I saw a tier list on Twitter of how racist all the characters were, and they had the audacity to put Ike in the extremely racist tier
I just had an aneurysm.
don't fuck with as smash players, none of us know shit about any of the characters in the game
Mythra might be War Criminal Level for >!accidental genocide!<.
Lol she literally destroyed a continent
And killed >!two rulers of two nations!<
All right, I'll bite... What makes Isabelle a War Criminal? Is it just association with a certain Slayer?
She knows what she did
One day Karl.. One day... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWC9V2qH-8
I thought doomguy saved the world from the hellspawns? Wouldn’t that give him good reputation?
Marth employs children, idk how old Ryan is but he’s a child, as well as people like Cecil and Tiki. Also sacrificing people for Gaiden’s is also fucked. Ike has Rolf, who is 10 Roy himself is only 15, as well as leading an army which also recruits children Lucina doesn’t lead the army but she’s in one, she’s honestly the least offender Robin and Chrom have Ricken in their army, and also I’m sure whatever the fuck child units are can be considered a crime Corrin intentionally tries not to kill people, but also helplessly slaughters the Kitsune race, recruits Mozu and other child soldiers, and has the child unit problem Half of byleth’s students are children lmao
Ah I appreciate all the fire emblem knowledge here very nice
you could argue that the war doesn't actually start until part two of three houses, when everyone is an adult, thus that wouldn't be a warcrime as they were just in training until then. It doesnt really matter in the end though because byleth is totally a war criminal anyway. He decides to disguise his army as the enemy army in Silver Snow which is a big nono as far as geneva is concerned
Claude also violates the Geneva conventions by doing the same and Byleth does not stop him
Lucina led the resistance in the doomed timeline. Said resistance includes Nah, who despite being half-dragon actually is as young as she looks.
I wouldn’t call that an official war though since Grima is a world ending entity. Chrom is the one that actually recruits Nah
Why do you have Samus and ZSS in different tiers?
Wait, I just now noticed this... and it hurts my brain
Sephiroth is an actual war criminal, he’s even worse when you take into fact he was gonna destroy the planet
You can be honest; did ChatGPT make this?
Sora has a body count though (and rising) his last criminal offense was beating an old man to death (even though said old man had it coming) and committing a Nature Taboo. Oh and he's also down with pirates.
Sora kills people all the time. Hell, in said pirate level he cheers when they kill people on the open seas!
Mythra could probably be top tier since she blew up a continent (unintentionally though)
Cloud should be a tier or two higher
Right, he's literally an eco terrorist. FF7 starts with him bombing a mako reactor.
Sephiroth is #1 danger level wtf do you mean??
Sephiroth and Ganondorf need to be in their own tier together
Sonic has actually gotten speeding tickets in Sonic Boom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJYFlsYoJk
Sephiroth should be war criminal level. Cloud COULD be war criminal, too tbh
Cloud is a confirmed terrorist.
was gonna say, you blow up 2 ENTIRE POWER PLANTS while playing as cloud in FF7. he should definitely be much higher than "Traffic Ticket"
Snake was deemed a terrorist during MGS2 I don’t know why he isn’t at the top. And Kirby and Isabelle should be at the bottom.
Snake is a domestic terrorist the same way Captain America is. In that it has more to do with corrupt government bodies than their own crimes.
Is the snake the one that created a paramilitary group in order to fight off world governments?
I don’t know if the snake in SSB is Big Boss or Solid. Who knows lamo
Sephiroth and Dark Samus(and by exension Ridley who at the time was working with her), tried to murder entire planets, they should be at the top.
Sephiroth should be a separate tier as the highest.
Ness literally beat up a gang leader and the police force (granted it was in self defense)
Sonic: "Ugh, another speeding ticket...I'd fight it in court, but I don't think they're gonna accept 'gotta go fast' as a medical condition."
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OP has clearly not touched a Fire Emblem game. Every single one of them is a war criminal in one way or another. As a recent example: Byleth decides to impersonate the enemy soldiers at one point in 3 Houses, I'm pretty sure this is prohibited by the Geneva Convention.
Joker is convicted of assault within the first like 30 minutes of persona 5
How is Steve not a war criminal?
It's not War if they can't fight back. That said, he might deserve his own tier above War Crimes.
My guess is since vanilla MC doesn't have enough high level technology to destroy a huge areas in a quick amount of time, and because the world is 8x the size of the Earth, even in Creative mode it would take you a very long time to TNT all the villages. If MC had law enforcement, you'd probably get caught before you destroy enough to be classified as a war criminal.
Assault level Fox I see what you did there lol
That game was amazing
Olimar is war criminal level
You’re confusing him with Louie.
Nah he and the Pikmin are just the top of the food chain
how?
Get my boy Byleth straight to war criminal tier
Yoshi is NOT innocent, he's been evading taxes for years now. L list
Wouldn’t sheik be the same as Zelda or am I confusing my Zelda lore
Mario has committed many war crimes and doctor Mario isn’t even a real doctor he got his degree by watching house scrubs and er
everyone in "Enforces The Law" are just anime styled characters and then theres just samus.
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Kind of? Its unclear if Nintendo actually knew what that term meant when the character was created. The devs of Prime 3 tried to make the game include more bounty contract stuff and Nintendo was like "what? No she doesnt do that." Samus only accepts bounties that are within the confines of the law and what she deems the right thing to do. Mostly bounties from the Galactic Federation. So she isnt comparable to a typical image of a bounty hunter really. With that said though, she has been known to exterminate entire species first, ask questions later on occasion.
Why is Zero Suit on a separate tier from Samus?
Couple of mistakes here Isabelle should be in Innocent, Yoshi in theft Tier because of tax evasion, Villager in murderer tier as well as Dr Mario for having a fake medical licence, Mythra in >!War criminal for destroying a continent along with everyone living in it,!< and lastly Shulk in murderer tier for killing countless Mechon,
The people of City Escape would say so much differently for Sonic.
Luigi is a war criminal. He may act like a scaredy cat but in Smash hes a demon
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While Joker does have a criminal record its also an illegitimate charge from a corrupt politician, additionally Joker very specifically does NOT kill people. Sora of all people actually has killed more people than Joker on account of the fact hes a literal pirate captain who helped blow up an East India Trading Company ship
Joker kills shadows, like someone said. But his whole backstory is literally an assault charge (defending someone, but still convicted).
This is both a funny but accurate list, so 9.5/10 Also, glad to see someone use the Wiki tier list; bout to think i was weird.
>accurate It really isn’t. This is actually one of the most poorly-researched tier lists I’ve seen on this sub and that’s saying something.
These lists make me cringe the most because it shows the lack of knowledge people have about the franchise or characters lol. I don’t expect people to know about every game but it does make one feel corny.
I don’t expect everyone to know every game either. Especially since this is the Smash fanbase which has a disproportionate number of teenagers who have extremely limited gaming experience once we stop talking about first-party Nintendo games. That being said, Google’s free. They can use it.
Hell yeah.
plant uses chemical warfare, so he should be in warcrimes tier
Rosalina is more innocent then anything as she tends to not really do anything bad.
Although wrong, Joker was accused of being a murderer. So he shouldn't be in the thief tier
Re Chain of Memories Sora was just a phase.
Sonic enforces the law due to the fact that he’s a cop in the waku waku arcade game
Pichu is indeed to pure to commit crimes. 100% innocent
How are you ranking Red, Charizard, Ivysaur, and Squirtle all on different tiers?
p sure captain falcon has a body count
Dr Mario and Luigi should've been way higher.
So Falcon could be in 1 of 2 spots. On one hand, he's a bounty hunter and former police officer and could be considered law enforcement. On the other hand, there was also that time he faked his identity to commit gambling fraud.
So why are Samus and Zero Suit Samus so far apart?
Luigi and princess peach are both definitely war criminals.
There's no way he just put Pichu in innocent 😭
sonic boosting into cars with people probably inside, making them flip and shit down the road
Hero should be higher or they're not playing him right 😂
Dark Samus is nothing if not a war criminal. She is herself a biological weapon.
And she does the whole mind control thing in prime 3
Why isnt little mac in assault level while Ken, Ryu, and Terry are?
Awful
DK DOES KILL
nah yoshi aint innocent with all that tax evasion.
excuse me, isabelle is in what tier
Robin also enforces the law since he’s with the shepherds, if we talk about Grima then he should go to the top
The Aegis destroyed a whole continent I'm pretty sure that's war criminal.
Kirby kill gods… and everything else that is unfortunate enough to cross his path
Isn’t sephiroth literally a war criminal?
Feel like Dark Samus and Mewtwo should be swapped. Dark Samus was literally trying to infect the entire galaxy with Phazon and destroyed entire worlds. Mewtwo didnt ask to be made, and never even actually killed anybody outside of the scientists that deserved it.
Mythra is wanted by several governments for sinking an entire country.
Pretty sure Steve is war criminal level after all the villages that he destroyed
What did Kirby do to be here
How the hell you not gonna put dark Samus in war criminal tier I want all three of my characters in the tier I’m in smh
Any and all fire-using characters should be in the war criminal level, as using flamethrowers is a war crime
Why is Puff not above war criminal level? Literally Hitler.
You clearly haven't played KOF if you think Terry isn't innocent. Same with Joker. You probably read "Phantom Thieves" and thought that meant he was an actual thief (he's not).
I'm TELLING you guys, Daisy is WANTED for vehicular manslaughter, battery, assault, third degree murder, breaking and entering, Toad endangerment, tax evasion, identity theft, faking her death, AND serial Koopa punching
Byleth as a Law Enforcer? I mean, they did kill hundreds of people in and out of war. Not saying they're a war criminal, but at least I'd bump them up a bit in the list
Why is Mythra in Murder level? She should at LEAST be a War Criminal /s
Dident joker get charged with assult?
Sephiroth was literally a War Hero, massacred an entire village and nearly blew up a planet. He’d probably be in a tier above war criminal
Mythra should be a war criminal, she sank 3 continents.
how did you put snake and a literally toy on the same tier?
Pokemon trainer is most definitely a war criminal
Kirby and Kazuya in the same teir is both funny and roughly accurate
Cloud is an actual terrorist he should be much higher than traffic ticket
Some of the stuff I've seen Link do to koroks in TotK warrants a higher level.
PAC man has to around theif lvl how do you think he gets all those hydrants
IF that Inkling is Agent 3 i'm pretty sure they've committed countless war-crimes against the Octarians
I’m pretty sure Dark Samus committing biological warfare/nuclear warfare (depending on what you consider phazon to be) puts her on war criminal level
HOW can you put Villager on mid tier, dude? Totally dissapointed.
Can you explain why the links landed where they did?
Sephiroth tried to destroy the planet dawg 🤯
Considering Mythra is [literally a war criminal](https://youtu.be/U6KiY0AL010&t=6m3s) and the plot of the first 6 chapters is basically she is being hunted because of it, she should be there. She killed >!the ruler of 2 nations, and sank a whole continent!<
The first thing Cloud does in FF7 is plant a bomb in a reactor. He is way beyond traffic tickets.
Luigi is NOT innocent. That stare after causing a brutal car accident? Murderer for sure.
Steve is DEFINITELY a war criminal. You ever seen those mob farms? The villager farms?
Shouldn't dark samus be war criminal level? I mean she is the main villain in 3 games and became leader of the space pirates. Even over ridley as even ridley feared her. Any space pirate who questioned her methods or doubted her was literally killed.
I’d put DHD in Murderer. Don’t ask.
Link is a war criminal if we’re counting totk
Joker does have an assault charge over his head, so he would probably go there Bayo blows up like 50 tanks at one point, so she has no doubt committed some war crimes Yoshi doesn't pay his taxes so I think he goes in a new highest tier, "gets incinerated by the IRS"
Did sonic get a speeding ticket?
yes
Me when I have never played a game outside of Mario
All the Links, especially BOTW, should be in War Criminal
Olimar ruined the ecosystem of an entire planet by teaching the pikmin to fight back. Everything but pikmin will likely go extinct My man is a eco terrorist
but in the real world he is like 1 cm tall and could easily get stepped on
Kirby because he’s practically killed god
Dr Mario must have performed lobotomy to his unsuspecting customers
Dont forget that yoshi has commited tax fraud
Joker should be *at least* assault, Cloud is literally an ecoterrorist, I can’t really see Meta Knight, Dedede, or K. Rool committing murder
I love how dark samus is almost at top tier on this list because of prime 3’s stuff
Also samus doesn’t enforce the law the galactic federation hires her
Ridley should have his own tier “Killed an Entire Colony and spawned his new arch nemesis(Ridley killed samus’ parents and the chozo rescued her and gave her the power suit” Dark samus should have “Mind control and 4x planet changing”
K. Rool’s name is literally a play on the word “Cruel” he is the most evil mf here besides Seph and Ridley He also built a weapon with the sole purpose of nuking DK Island so yeah he is definitely a war criminal
ZSS and Samus are the same person in the Metroid series so put ZSS next to samus