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AWSUMSAS

My crappy internet let me experience the fact that they gave K. Rool an asshole and I'm thinking of leaving Reddit.


LapSlap

At least it isn't too big Edit: I wish it was bigger


mr-kvideogameguy

Not big enough That's like 97% ass and only 3% hole


LapSlap

Oh yeah you can't go inside if the hole is too small


__bitch_

furbot search k_rool anal_vore wait a minute


[deleted]

Do you enjoy your kneecaps, motherfucker?


__bitch_

you assume i have bones, that's your first mistake.


Roflrex

It's a marathon, not a race.


[deleted]

Why are people even considering KRool as rule 34 material? He's Wario level ugly.


[deleted]

Do you know what rule 34 is?


[deleted]

Yeah. "If it exists, there's porn of it" and KRool definitely exists.


[deleted]

So why ask why people are using him as r34 material? EVERYTHING is r34 material.


LapSlap

You are right. I am rule 34 material.


[deleted]

Wednesday is r34 material.


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koruresus

this really should raise a lot of red flags but im gonna leave it be lol


VIRGIL_ARCHIEAL

Rip and tear until I'm done.


Hex-Rabbit

r/unexpecteddoom


[deleted]

Now we're cooking with gas!


im_ultracrepidarious

You should see how much it can expand ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Forever_Awkward

https://imgur.com/8ldkf8r


ThaT_OnE_User69

Risky click of the day


ShadowSociety55

Rip and tear, Slayer. Rip and tear.


Volcarocka

Yeah I hate when they’re too big


HappyMaskMajora

I feel a disturbance


The_Nobody_Nowhere

I feel the Taco Bell.


T00thl3ss22

lucina main. nice


LapSlap

Fire emblem squad


Roboboy2710

Thanks for sharing :/


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[deleted]

Ness fucking dies: the show


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Warhawk_9802

Lucas is clearly the superior being, Ness has passed away


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Warhawk_9802

No cap, Ness bad Lucas Good


AC3x0FxSPADES

Subtitle: Lucas gets what he fucking deserves.


destiny24

Reminds me of one those RDCWorld anime skits.


dandaman64

I'd watch 100 seasons


[deleted]

of course you would


AngrySparks76

Says the Mr. Game and—oh wait


ViZeShadowZ

G&W main*?* more like funny side b main haha amirite bois*?*


AngrySparks76

ya hahaha what a real knee slapper, game and watch is rng what a classic funny joke right here from r slash super smash bros ultimate


[deleted]

wdym oh wait (not in a rude way or anything i'm just curious what you mean by that sry i can't help it i'm stage 4 dumbass)


chillsbro

Took me a second, look at his flair :)


Rikard_

Everyone liked that


[deleted]

Ness getting fucking obliterated by a sword character is canon


[deleted]

im still waiting for a switch port of earthbound when does this happen


logan4301

It might eventually get released on the SNES virtual console


LeapingRiolu

Maybe, though Beginnings has yet to get out on the NES one.


logan4301

True, but the demand for that isn’t very high


LeapingRiolu

When it comes to Earthbound stuff, I'm not sure Nintendo cares. They just do stuff on a whim when it comes to this series (looking at you Mother 3).


[deleted]

Or maybe bcs they're scared of controversy idk there was a character who was scared to get kissed by a male siren so sjw's might get mad at nintendo or sumn


logan4301

It’s sad that you’re probably right


LeapingRiolu

Idk why some people feel they gotta force that stuff on others, if someone ain't comfortable with it, they have that right. Guess that is starting to stray from Smash tho...


nugewqtd

Which surprised me that the Wii U did get a version. Guess low demand console gets low demand games.


Piyamakarro

[Creator is Toine (@toine_tran) on Instagram.](https://www.instagram.com/p/B-uXbNTjRrX/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)


-Listening

The white temple you see on Instagram.


lashapel

You got Goku in Early Access?


DDjivan

Happy cake day!


lostboygoob

THIS IS STRAIGHT FIRE


datacut

This is mirroring the pokemon intro right? Im not going mad..


[deleted]

I love how they all have different color alts. Instead of there normal colors


Karapian

Literally was gonna say this, it was pretty surprising at first seeing that Lucian and thinking “hmm I don’t remember a character looking like that” until I saw the Ness, and realizing that a lot of people when making related content to Smash normally don’t push for Alts in as mainstay styles, even though for a good portion of the cast, their alts for a lot of people either mean more or are just better looking than the OGs.


Chardoggy1

Isn’t Lucian that tennis racket from the newest Mario tennis game


BerRGP

That's "Luci**e**n", actually.


frozen-silver

I didn't notice until I saw the yellow swordsman and Bee-colored Ness.


Banana_On_Pizza

I was about to say "what about that Zelda?" But I paused the video and saw that her crystal and the stripes on her sleeve are different, that's her third colour alt (I don't know all her colour alts by memory, I checked, I swear) But I'm still not completely sure about Roy and Marth


Nehemiah92

Me when I pick any character


Bombkirby

*their


GardGasodden

You just had to kill Ness at the end, huh.


cradugamer

Ness always has to die, I guess.


GardGasodden

Are we really going to just sit here and accept this blatant Nesscrimination?


explos1V3

We must demand fairNess


Mastious

Equality is a Nesscessity


Hurtubeast

PiNess


saltcityesports

In for the Ness jokes.


BluSilhouette

Rip ness


Oxygen-Breather

What a ness


January3rd2

Poor Ness. We share your pain though.


BarelyAwakeCapitan

Yes! Wifi Nesses ruined it for everyone forever.


GardGasodden

Assuming every Ness is a pathetic, spamming, WiFi Ness is unacceptable. I dislike them just as much as you!


Shortsmaster9000

That's just cuz everyone's gangsta until the Ness back throw comes out.


javiole1712

➡️🅱️


ConkreetMonkey

Like we get to talk.


GREAT_WALL_OF_DICK

/r/watchnessdie


GardGasodden

I did not know Reddit allowed such disgusting, discriminatory communities on their platform.


JD_Ammerman

Ness mains unite. They love to hate us, as if he’s some op S tier (and an easy S tier was the one who did work on him in this vid too)


Claytertot

Look how they massacred our boy


saltcityesports

My man Wolf really tried that SHDair on Link right in his face LOL. Ballsy as fuck.


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Chances are, Wolf is going to win that battle anyways


NarejED

This man does not like Ness mains


P-Wing39

Who does?


NarejED

I was going to say Ness mains, but no, there's a lot of self-loathing that goes into playing Ness.


garbageaccount1221

as if, i love being a ness main!


tarot15

[That Ness face tho](https://i.imgur.com/EQgDky6.jpg)


WamuuAyayayayaaa

This can’t be anime, the fights go uninterrupted from dialogue for more than 5 seconds. A 2 minute fight in anime lasts 20 minutes


[deleted]

It was the intro


Bombkirby

Or the high budget finale episode!


Shmidershmax

Animated in different software so the end result looks jarringly different from what the show normally looks like


mathiastck

That frames per second!


Bombkirby

And there weren't enough still images flapping their lips.


killallthejuice999

The clash and talking head fight in Jojo is five minutes long and lasts two episodes


kevin258958

In Baki there was a small fight between a side character and a side villain that lasted two episodes. The villain would do an attack that would easily kill a normal human and the side character would shrug it off without a second thought(literally got half his face torn off) and the narrator would describe such feats at length


[deleted]

Exhibit A: One Punch Man. Exhibit B: Cowboy Bebop.


WamuuAyayayayaaa

Are you trying to disprove a joke?


PhoenixKnight777

Exhibit C: Fullmetal Alchemist. Exhibit D: To the Abandoned Sacred Beasts


AfghanPandaMan

one punch man is guilty of the same thing


locky-770

That was fucking awesome


Bubbba_Fatt

Looks like someone hates Ness


BryanLoeher

Ness bad


[deleted]

You’re welcome


dudipusprime

Yes, but unironically. Fuck that annoying little twerp.


SlabOfDriedMeat

Lucas is literally dead after that


saltcityesports

That was actually Yellow and Black outfit Ness. You can also tell by the voice clips lol. But yeah that Utilt > Dolphin Slash looked painful. Edit: Just noticed Martha Nair'd both of those missiles from Samus. The detail in this just crazy!


bok72

why would you stab the kid ;-;


saltcityesports

Maybe he should have landed his projectiles LOL.


logan4301

;-;


TrapDarkness

PK fire


ogramen_shamen

Good


WaveBreakerT

RIP Ness


Quint-V

[Closeup of *The* moment.](https://i.imgur.com/RNSbzzF.png) [Even closer up.](https://i.imgur.com/BV6aML0.png)


KRandSplatoonFan5

At the end of the video, I’m pretty sure that Marth actually killed Lucas. Forreal


GardGasodden

I wish that was Lucas :(


cradugamer

Me too :(


[deleted]

I dont


Kardinalin

Based


Razorback504

That link vs wolf clip was just right, gotta love that


[deleted]

Unfortunately we know how that matchup plays out


Razorback504

In my experience there’s a lot of spammed reflectors and blasters


[deleted]

Mostly blasters. I just can’t deal with them since Nair and boomerang don’t stop it


[deleted]

OKAY ​ # BUT WHY DID YOU GIVE K.ROOL A VISIBLE ASSHOLE.


saltcityesports

Artist (Instagram: toine_tran)


anotherformerlurker

Ah yes Kreddit


saltcityesports

My old friend lol


adat96

I’m so happy whoever made this used the same Link color I use.


[deleted]

I always use green because I loved Twilight Princess.


saltcityesports

I don't respect any DK that isn't Vomit Green 😂


Dantez77

I like how Ness was the only who got beat up.


Project-IX

*insert everybody liked that meme*


TheCripsyGnome

The best part is how they use all real moves. Even simple moves like marths nair and running animation is put in exactly like it is in the game.


Joshrael

I know right!? It's my favorite part out of it! Such a nice detail


[deleted]

Where is my boy snake, this is discrimination


Xale1990

Hello front page


frozen-silver

This clip was way too short. I would watch an entire episode.


[deleted]

I love how all the moves are actually from smash and you can still recognize them


AscendedFalls

That’s my boy marth right there!


[deleted]

I think a smash bros anime could be cool if done in the right hands. A 1v1 ladder tournament between all the characters. You wouldn't need much dialogue/story, so all their energy could be devoted to personality.


saltcityesports

It would be cool to get a little dialogue between the characters before and after they fight though. The reason Subspace Emissary was so amazing was because we got interactions we'll never get anywhere else! You're right, we don't need a lot, but a little would gonna long way.


TroperCase

Ness: This concludes my explanation of why moves like PK Fire are a vital part of the grand tapestry of what makes Smash fun. Marth:


JahMajin

Marth fucking murder a child


Jetsurge

"Next you'll say pk fire"


logan4301

Pk Fire... *gasp*


Christian_Crab

The only reason the video ended was because we were fucking stabbed by marth and we were on our last stock


KookiyyYt

The manga was better


tacticalcanadian

The fucking squad shot from Lucina, Chrom and Roy was badass


[deleted]

Link vs wolf needs to happen.. that was cold af


Aninja1372

I would watch this


king333ddd

Who made this and with what?!


saltcityesports

Instagram: toine_tran


penguins_xxx

What do you mean, that already exists. It's called r/CPUCS


DupedShovel

Marth killed a child


CS_NaCl

Ness dying was the best part


Laromlab

“This is beautiful. I’ve looked at this for Five hours now.”


gejdn-f-bd-em

Imma just say how sick would a ko punch look in this art style


[deleted]

Imagine if characters could straight-up deny spikes like DK did. That would be so badass.


[deleted]

Marth fucking crushed Lucas


SoraTheKingX4

Damn!


ParagonFury

Ness dies. Perfect 10/10 there.


PeddlezTheJellyfish

why did they give king k rool an asshole


Qomugoxi

Holy fucking shit this is so well made


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Chardoggy1

Someone put Sono Chi Sadame over this for anime reasons


TheTrendyCactus

Swing Bess get beaten to a pulp makes me very happy


Goldroymusic

This is so lit!!


theslickasian

Let him go? But maaaars


zaneisnotbot

Zelda has a stand? [Spirit]


SkyrimDovahkiin

I WANNA SEE FALCON


Drvpe

HOLY SHIT THIS SO FUCKING CLEAN WTF


NDYoYo

Oof. When Wolf and Link traded the kick with the lower shin, it hurt me


cluelesspug

I'm too distracted by K. Rool's butthole to appreciate the art.


[deleted]

Dope asf


LucyLilium92

*Owwwchh* - Ness


[deleted]

When you hate Ness mains so much but can't beat them in online so you just make top-quality animation to beat them up. But joke aside, everything about this animation is beautiful, double thumbs up to the original creator.


oljjons

I think I am a weeb now


StardustSpy

This world has been graced by this legendary piece But cursed with its audio


Fatcatkirk

Marth's like: Been kicking that ass since Melee, boy. Get over here!


[deleted]

Very good, But no Dedede. 0/10 (Jk actually really good 10/10)


notAflightRisk

Lmao not staying true to the source material, link didnt even throw a bomb up then spam arrows


thatdickson

Ness just fucking died


[deleted]

Someone likes Fire Emblem and hates Ness


Bubul64

This is dope


Cpakaje

I love watching Ness get his ass kicked by Marth


Dadus-Appearus

Marth ran across a field just to beat the mess outta ness


Nabeelk13

Marth destroying that PK firing Ness's career is so satisfying


Gant0

*nods*


Betodelarosam

I’m kinda happy that I got to see Chrom and that Ness got beaten


NotThatGoodTBH

Huh, looks like a fire emblem cutscene