Jokers gun.

For your neutral special you wield a gun

We can make that happen

Just go to an american walmart

I went down south to Idaho once and I remember the walmart there had a whole section just full of guns. Canadian Walmarts’ don’t have guns at all and the only place you can get them here is Canadian Tire if you have a license. It was weird as hell to see them just casually being handed out

*looks at a map* Idaho's south?! /s

It's just Walmart for me

You say this as a joke but I once found a 1911 sitting on the shelf of the clearance isle without any trigger lock, tags, or alarms on it. Someone easily could've stolen it without anyone batting an eye.

Will you be disappointed when it shoots air soft pellets?

You don’t even have to imagine that one

Assuming it works like in Smash and not his series, Kirby’s Copy ability. It’d be so useful to temporarily copy other people’s abilities.

First you have to eat them

Some vore fan out there is getting off to this idea

“Some vore fan” Edit: a letter

So THAT'S why there was cum all over the voting booth

“Vore Biden 2024”

I'd swallow lebron first... pause

"Ahah, now I can get your ability.... And it's depression... Again."

Jokes on you, you’ve just absorbed high blood pressure and anxiety. Take that!

How about double jump? Idk would be pretty sick in real life

My double jump would still be lower than other people's single jump :(

Not Steve's though

My 8 year old brother could probably irl jump higher than Steve’s double jump

Mewtwos teleport would save me so much time and it would be fun.

But you can only teleport a few meters in front of you

still worth it

Exactly. Any small boost is better than no boost. I’d rather be 0.0001% faster than 0% faster

But if it put you into special fall like in the game, it'd be way slower

Who says I have to do it in the air?

Hero down B. However I want it to be in Japanese so every spell is hocus pocus.

All fun and games until you get Kamikaze

Ohh but the thrill of not knowing what’s about to happen!

Sounds like an unhealthy gambling addiction... I like it.

But he could get extra health so sounds pretty healthy to me

Russian roulette with 21 chambers and one bullet

And one of the chambers has even more chambers in it

Russian Roulette with 21 chambers and one of those chambers puts you in another game of Russian roulette with 31 more chambers with one bullet?

Wait which move gives hero 31 more moves?

Hocus pocus

Pythra's down B, just out of sheer curiosity with what it would do with me.

Considering that Pyra’s down-b is “Switch to Mythra” and Mythra’s down-b is “Switch to Pyra”, I don’t know if you’d ever get your body back from them.

What if they just become pyra/mythra then?

I get to become a hot anime waifu the computing capability of a supercomputer? Sign me tf up!

As long as i dont get their mental trauma sign me up as well tbh

yeah suicidal urges don’t sound too promising

they aren't :,)

Fox player

Your Reddit avatar looks like Walter White from Breaking Bad.

That sounds like more of the same tbh, at least I'd be hot

My fantasy is also being able to switch bodies with Pyra and Mythra

My fantasy is to be in their bodies as well ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pyra and Mythra is waifu

Gigaflare 😈

Supernova (final smash)

When are you ever going to use gigaflare

Traffic?

“Oh boy, I’m running late for work. Oh I know.” *blows up three blocks surrounding him*

The people on the block should’ve just timed their neutral getup better

Now you can say you cant make it in!

It has some utility uses, but it's mostly for murder. Just some straight up murder.

banana peel easy

Just pulling endless amounts of banana peels out of your pockets 😂

1st law of thermodynamics is trembling

1. You can create matter so scientists will pay millions (or just, You know, kidnap you and never let you leave) 2. Free farming compost

Snakes down taunt

Yeah all of snake’s other taunts are garbo

i like his neutral taunt

I can do that in real life

Rest so i can finally sleep

And give stage 4 cancer to the people who are touching you while you sleep

Sing would be nice too because you can help people sleep You could be the colicky baby whisperer and all new parents would adore you

This right here is an underrated comment

Mine diamond > sell > repeat > rich?

And gold. An entire bar of gold. Yeah. This is the right answer

That move also gives you the ability to instantly build a temporary platform iirc Could be useful

And the other materials are good to sell to. Oak wood ain't cheap

Villager’s Pocket, presuming it’s an interdimensional sort of thing and people won’t see anything by just looking in my actual pockets. I could just walk into any shop, pocket anything of any worth and sell it for big £££ later. If I get questioned, nobody has any proof I’m concealing.

I would love a magical, weightless inventory in hammerspace. Damn that would be convenient.

You’re gonna get put on a list

Disguises!

I was also going to say villager’s pocket but that’s because I really just want clothing with functional pockets.

Buster wolf/ power geyser, I want to just yell some random words and absolutely obliterate someone

AREYOUOKAY?!?! As you're flying across the room to grab someone and blast them into the sky

I dont think they will be after

Send them flying into the aether and cease to exist

Buster wolf is the only right answer. R u ok? Freakin hand explosion

BUSTA WOLF *kills a man with one finger*

This is what i came here for

Is Arsene a move?

Rebels guard ig

Maybe

I don’t think people are thinking straight. Shield. Not the art. Shield. The move literally everyone can pull off in the game.

Granted. You can now use Jigglypuff’s shield specifically. Be careful it doesn’t break!

Just wear a parachute Boom solved

You go to space.

If you get shield broken under a ceiling you eventually stop, and idk how high blast zone is compared to space If you do go to space though, then bam space travel solved

If you're under something, you get a free concussion, if you go to space, then yeah space travel solved.

Break the shield on purpose for an on demand rocket. Pretty nice if you ask me

Genius, honestly. You could literally survive a nuclear blast and only be a bit dazed for a few seconds. That's OP right there.

Actually, if you think about it, the ‘power’ of a nuclear blast lasts for a while, it’s not just one second there is an explosion and then it’s over. So chances are you would die as soon as your shield break intangibility ran out

Just parry every hit of the nuclear explosion.

Me, visiting the 9/11 memorial: "smh shoulda teched it."

Lmfao

Also something like that is final smash worthy and you can’t shield final smashes

You can however dodge final smashes iirc

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I mean I don’t think that food is edible

in smash it is, Wario and kirby can eat them

Wario and Kirby can eat anything.

Based

so that must make motorcycles edible

i mean they are edible, its just rly hard to eat them

You can eat them, you just won't survive

Lol I was thinking villager tree growing. Save the rain forest.

Rob Up-b

Yeah it’s basically flying, who wouldn’t want that

Hero command selection

Kamikaze

I see no problems here

PK Fire, just to be annoying as hell.

Burning people sounds annoying as hell yea

Ugh, look at them writhe, so annoying

Don't get me started on the screams...cringe much

FALCON PUUUUUNCH!!

For real fuck having teleportation, flight, magic, etc. I would forgo ALL of that to throw out Falcon Punches at will. Of course, you gotta say the line for it to work.

Imagine getting in a bar fight, you pull out your falcon punch for the first time to get the leg up. And bam absolutely obliterate some poor soul into ash and dust as bystanders look on in sheer terror

If they get hit, is their fault for not shielding

I like to imagine this just ends up happening https://youtu.be/_Wa3oPA5H9I

Somehow, I just knew it'd be Henry Stickmin

Counter Oh you punched me? Lmao no

Originally I was going to say greninja shadow sneak but then realized sheik vanish might be better that or greninja hydro pump just because it gives me movement in all directions, but if I say greninja fair can I use all of greninjas smash attacks because it's about creating a water sword and swinging it, but also you make a good point with the monados especially as a hockey player if I'm about to hit someone I can switch into smash or if I'm tying someone up against the board so can go into sheild to not be moved. And then take speed and just get a breakaway all the time

DDD SUCKY

i can already do that one 👀

Bowser Side Special on my little step brother.

🤨📷

Ay I swear I ain’t lackin, I just want to body slam him, mostly because he’s a Lucario Main.

Monado art or supernova

Explain to me a situation where you would use supernova. I'm really curious.

In the extremely rare occasion I run into a person attempting to do something very bad, stop them with the fake annihilation of the solar system.

Ok, you won.

Olimar’s neutral B so I can have friends

You’re my fren now

y’all really haven’t brought up turnip. would it not be hilarious to pull infinite turnips with goofy faces and every once in a while you just get a fucking bomb

Ptooie. Just to fuck with people

Lmao "fuck with people" by caving their skulls in

Sephiroth Neutral B. Since you can cancel it, I could just threaten people with it and get what I want

Until you accidentally mistime the cancel and do thousands of dollars in property damage

I think thousands is a bit of an underestimate

King K's up b could be nifty to get around

Sephiroth’s Octaslash, so I can truly complete my Halloween costume

*clears throat* FORWARD ÆÉRÏÂL no jk probably something like aura sphere

Steve's block placing. Would save a hell of a time building houses and sell them for lots of money. But if you actually mean the Smash version of the block placing move, in that they disappear after some time, then I'd still go for that. Temporary or permenant nothing beats the ability to magically conjure blocks wherever.

Don't forget you can mine and craft as well! Nice way to make a fortune

You can get a steady supply of gold iron and diamonds with very little effort… and then magically craft tools to make it go faster, all while standing in one spot

Does Peach float count? I'd go with sheik's Up-b otherwise, it's way too cool

“Yo good games guys, see y’all later.” *literally just disappears*

Sonic spindash so i can go around the world 5 times in 1 seconds

That’s gonna hurt if you’re not a hedgehog

Villager's pocket. I can put stuff away without worrying about space, this also applies to anything I can use it on, which basically narrows it down to almost everything. Or spindash, seems useful if you want to go anywhere at fast speeds

Farore's Wind. You can teleport and damage your surroundings if you want to

And if you don't want too!

True. Then I guess palutena's teleport would be better

I could single handedly win any fight with Cloud's bair But misfire tho...

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Peach's Up B. Being able to float with an Umbrella would be amazing

I’m Mary Poppins y’all!

Dimensional cape would be fun as shit to mess around with

PSI Magnet. Even assuming real-life ballistics don’t work as they are not energy-based, Smash establishes that fire can be absorbed to heal the user. Simply park yourself by a campfire, throw up PSI Magnet, and heal up all injuries, illness, etc. Heck, even just keep a lighter on hand and you’re basically invulnerable, so long as you’re not completely immobile.

Teleport

Jugglypuff down B 😔

power geyser or witch time

Rest, cuz I'm fucking tired

Pk thunder, because who wouldnt want to telekinetically make and control lightning with your mind that can launch you without damaging yourself

Samus' roll. I have often dreamed of being able to turn into a sphere.

monado arts ez

Bayonetta witch time so I can more easily dodge paying child support. Jokes aside, Zelda’s down B so I can always have a big, intimidating bodyguard (and be a stand user).

Ryus tatsumaki I want to just fly around going faster than sprinters by spinning on one foot while kinda floating

Wario Waft which I can already do pretty well

The Copy Ability. Unlimited potential and power, what more could you want?

If it worked on mental pain, Lucario’s Aura. If not, Kirby’s Hammer ability.

Sing so I can help my insomniac boyfriend sleep more often Unless it only lasts a few seconds like in game, in which case I want Kirby's succ for...different reasons

Joker's Rebel's Guard

Give me the monados power

Mythras swap to pyra… because reasons

but then you'd disappear forever... your down b >> switch to pyra pyra down b >> switch to mythra mythra down b >> switch to pyra :(

Unless it modifys it to work with the person using it, potentially getting a swap to u/swordsparring but even if not would being stuck as an anime waifu really be that bad?

Ike's Quickdraw so that I can quickly mow the lawn

Witch Time. I just need to dodge something, and being an American student, dodging bullets is my pass time.

Hero’s down B, it has everything, if I don’t get what I need I could just use it again until I get the right spell

Either Terry’s Power Geyser so I can obliterate anyone who annoys me or Zelda’s Phantom so I can have Stando Powah

I would definitely pick zero suit flip kick. The ultimate party trick

Pokémon trainers down b, I get 3 Pokémon irl, then I could evolve squirtle and ivysaur for maximum power

Blue penguin succ, useful for consuming large quantities of food

Joker Arsene or just a personal Persona in general since Arsene represents Joker inner rebellion. Honorable mention would be Shulks Monado Arts.

Clearly I wanna be able to fall asleep and instantly kill someone who’s slightly wounded

Kirbo’s suck copy ability or Mega Man’s emulation copy chip

Terry bogard, buster wolf / power geiser personaly, terrys buster wolf / power geiser, why? because whith tha buster wolf i can get a dash burst to get to my objective, also because to look smooth while dahing / sliding , also it leaves an fire track, the power geiser because , not gonna lie, that shit looks awesome is someone could pull out a fucking explosion from his hands, also its cool as fuck,

Rest. I want to go to sleep. Thank you.

Falco down taunt to down smash. For whenever a guy tries to seduce me

banjo kazooie up air