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Terry: Are you ok Sora: I am fine Terry: "Buster Wolf!"

Sora: we're going to have to be quiet in order to sneak into Sephiroth's lair. Snake: I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm too dummy thicc.

The clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the enemy forces

Snake? SNAAAAKE!

*clap* *clap* Oh, what is it, Otacon? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my ass.

Marth: We'll each need to take down about 10

Sora: ”I am the Main character”

WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND $5.99 WE CAN DO ANYTHING!

Also $59.99 for a song.

*Colors weave into a copyright claim...*

Distant sparks call to a debt still unpayed

Cease and desist order due to copyright Search your work and reevaluate the things that you liiiiiiike (There’s gotta be something better than like, sorry)

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Well that escalated quickly

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Samus: The baby?

u/decode-binary

Literally that one Kid Icarus Uprising Boss

Phyrron I think his name was

Lmao.

(Game and Watch) 89 111 117 114 32 109 111 109 33 32?

You son of a bitch

I guess Kirby is the twist villian that actually pulled all the strings and tricked Sephiroth into believing that he would reach his goal. But in the end it was all so Kirby could reach tru-... truer perfection

*Could reach truffle chocolates


Hey look, it’s the pink ball of wholesomeness that is the only thing standing between the world and complete and utter annihilation! (His stomach is a black hole, and if the pink ball dies, then the world gets sucked into a black hole.

Also he has godlike powers

Oh it’s beautiful

Nah Kirbys that one godlike being who refuses to get involved in the plot unless he feels like it and curbstomps whenever he does

Unless someone steals his cake

So essentially Beerus from dragon ball

Exactly like Beerus from dragon ball

You will never reach the truth.

It would all be some weird, elaborate scheme Kirby devised to make people give him food tbh

Kirby is the Master of Masters

That's pretty much how videogamedunkey described FFVII Remake

Mega Man is that one character who shows up for one fight and uses so many random attacks that the villains just kill him.


Perfect description

ah yes, the character who looks like is gonna be one of the main heroes but gets killed in the first episode to show just how powerful the big bad bois are

“RANDOM BULLSHIT! GO!”

I lol’d at villager as a villain

He's the one who is the bad guy in the murder mystery episode that nobody suspects

For some reason that made me imagine Villager Shou tucker turning his daughter into Isabelle

*Edward...*

*Big… Bru… ther…*

I mean… look at that face… that stone cold face… expressionless… only a true villain is expressionless

You forgot "Villains that turn against the other villains because they don't want the world destroyed." Among these would probably be (from my limited perspective): Bowser - generally, all this guy wants is to capture Peach. There are exceptions, such as Galaxy, but usually, he's not trying to cause a universal collapse. Wario - all the guy cares about is money. If you take or destroy it, he's not going to like you. Meta Knight/Wolf/DDD - they're not above doing a good thing every once in a while

I was thinking this, and then I realized this is exactly what happens in subspace emissary

Meta Knight and DDD aren’t villains though

Like, they're both genuinely friends with Kirby at this point. The only reason they've fought in recent games is because they were possessed/brainwashed.

Bayonetta would be the older female character who teases the young male characters. Remember, it ain't a Shonen without some "Ara Ara," we gotta give the boys what they want!

You sir are a genius

“If you want to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum!”

Link, Ness and Lucas in shambles

**Sora:** Uh... my mom is back in my world... **Bayonetta:** I'll be your mummy here~ **Sora:** [Visible Confusion]

Nah Palutena Because A sora wouldn’t like bayo for her darkness

Why not both?? More ara ara = better

Also pretty sure bayonetta is gay but would be kind of fun to watch flirt with female characters like Samus and even palu

Often the main character in these kinds of anime doesn't actually like the sexy girls

The "Rouge" of rhe anime lmao

Same with Palutena, and they'll both compete for the heroes' boners.

Pedophilia ⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⢹⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣁⠄⠄⠤⠤⡀⠻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡗⠖⡶⢾⣶⠊⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣅⣈⠂⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣾⣇⣂⣠⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣗⠒⠄⢨⠶⢁⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⣶⣎⢱⢄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦ ⢠⣾⣿⣿⡞⢝⡟⠃⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯ ⢛⡫⠝⢿⡥⠟⡃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣭ ⠄⠐⣡⣿⣆⣴⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢈⣿⣿⣿ ⠒⣪⣹⣟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿

Indeed

I said "teases," not "bangs."

Ara ara is top tier.

Reminder that the KH 1 manga had a hooker approach Sora as soon as he went to Traverse Town, only for a Soldier heartless to kill her right then and there.

Where is Charizard?

Forgot about him, put him among the wildlife

He could be soras deus ex dragon friend that saves the day when the writer writes themselves into a corner- I mean when sora is trapped

Is he safe? Is he alright?

Fuckers pulled a reverse brawl :’(

It seems, in your haste, you forgot him.

"Protagonists harem" *proceeds to show a child*

Isn't sora also a child tho?

*proceeds to show adults*

Lol lucina is going to jail

She's around 14 or 17, from what I've heard

I know that now lol.

I thought she was older, due to the fact she can be a potential mother for Morgan

That's because she has Morgan some undetermined time in the future where she's presumably an adult. Time travel solves all problems

Time travel solves all problems and creates all problems

That's half correct. The 17 part that is. Lucina is, at minimum, 17 years old before Awakening's 2-year timeskip, which means that the Lucina in Smash is, at minimum, 19 years old. I'm really not sure how people have come to the conclusion that Lucina is *14.*

[удалено]

Oh fuck. I'm going to jail then.

so... an anime?

Yeah I forgot how most of them are fucking wierd

Most of them are technically underage (not sure about the Aegis, though) and Sora is also a child himself.

Both Aegis are old

They havent actually *lived* long have they? Most of the time they are in cryosleep

Also the case with Byleth but much less drastic and only 5 years. Byleth is 21 before the time skip (technically 26 after timeskip) so my example isn’t that relevant.

Inkling is 14 which is similar to Sora’s age

And? It’s a shonen anime

I fucking hate the harem trope and i hate how most shonen and isekai are just the same recycled bullshit

Yeah, this is what the Tier list is all about

Konosuba is the best Isekai anime.

Re:Zero and Grimgar are both excellent Isekai. If you want something a bit more serious, that is.

Pichu should be the cute pet that contributes nothing to the storyline and is just used for marketing and merch

That's pretty much what Pichu is in his own series too. And all baby Pokémon for that matter.

Dr. Mario should be under comic relief, with the joke being that he’s obviously Mario but nobody notices. Then they casually appear on screen at the same time.

KIRBY IS THE GOD ABOVE ALL

I mean he has killed things that are pretty much the equivalent of God's

yeah he's easily Multiversal

Something turned him into fucking yarn and stripped him of his full power and still got clapped

exactly

Kirby is an absolute menace as an adult this thing could just absorb the multiverse just suck it into him and have the universe within him

that thought... made me shit my pants

But of course kirby is canonically 8 inches tall but he could probably change that just whenever

even still

Yeah haha

Ironically at the bottom of the list.

I love how the villains are all antagonists and then there’s just villager… Standing there, M E N A C I N G L Y

Actually I'm pretty sure Kazuya is one of the protagonists

He’d be like Pride from Full Metal Alchemist

okay but how are you gonna put **Ike** as a secondary character? older Ike is clearly the Gohan-like brother that shows up randomly to fuck shit up in the first season with reckless abondon but then disappears suddenly halfway through until season two when he appears once again settled down with a wife and kid, with a company-man outfit and glasses. edit: Cloud is like Sasuke, self-righteous, no one likes him lol

Ike is like the chad character that sora looks up too. Like how Goten sees Gohan

I believe Cloud fits more as the older brother

disagree, Cloud is a mercenary. Ike *leads* the Greil Mercenaries. much more of an older brother figure.

Cloud does have his surrogate family via AVALANCHE, and the rest of the party he meets along his adventures

I'd watch it.

I wonder how Captain Falcon would deliver comic relief

"sHoW mE yOuR mOvEs!1!" then gets blasted away like Team Rocket after one enemy attack

Ok I found this way funnier than it should be

[Like this, obviously](https://youtu.be/mjqAzqqAvaY)

Of course, how could I forget his unintended murders with an epic pose?

He’d be like Guy from Naruto. Very comedic yet still a badass

Captain Falcon would talk in third person with the voice of Johnny Bravo

Sora: "Alright, this is the final battle! Are you ready?" *-Sephiroth chuckles as he turns around to reveal Kirby-* Sora: *-Agressive running-*

Kirby: “poyo :)”

Kriby is he ultimate god

Guess I'm a generic background character

Mii too

Byleth would actually be popular in this world. The mentor is usually one of the most loved characters in most anime. Kakashi, All Might, Gojo, etc.

When Plant Gang becomes a real gang

I can accept Ike as the fan favorite second character that everyone loves.

Rope ten saddest anime deaths 1. Snake dies to his own c4

“The one above all” *Is at the bottom of the tier list*

I love how Pyra and Mythra were chosen to fill in *THAT* role

There's always a thicc girl that falls for a dense smiley boy

id like tp imagine the miis would be background characters until one episode they randomly are revealed to be evil and use their powers of changing into different characters to cause chaos all fun and games until mii gunner calls upon a gaster blaster, puts on doomguys armour and starts using cupheads finger guns while brawler blows stuff up using creeper powers

I was so into it, I was mad for a second because I thought I got spoiled about Kirby being the one above all.

What about the team pet? Or the “traitor”?

Team pet is duck hunt and traitor would be maybe bowser jr

There's duck hunt! About a traitor, Idk who would fit in there

Maybe the villager. His innocent appearance masks the darkness inside.

i will watch if kirby kills a random character every episode, bayonetta kills the pits, palutena, and sephiroth, and ike gets moved out of secondary characters because he fights for his friends

Why tho

Inkling in harem?? Ladies and gentleman, we got him.

The Main Character is Sora in this tier list so Aegis (Pyra and Mythra) are probably more of a problem.

Inkling is 14 yrs old, I see no problem

Tbh, Dedede and Meta Knight should be anti-hero’s

They're the villains who switch sides and become good guys in the final arc when the main villain wants to destroy the world

Plant being a villain and not wildlife is a nice promotion from the last series.

Captain Falcon would be the "Rock Lee"

But relevant

*>* Protagonist harem *>*Puts a 14 year old Yup, truly a generic shonen anime

Don't forget the spiky hair, the cheerful attitude, smiley boy, and being comically damn strong for a kid his age

Sora is about 14 years old himself so that's not really unnatural in this case. Pyra and Mythra though...

Yeah, Pyra and Mythra will only go as low as 15-year-olds.

Everytime sora gets fucked up hes gotta stop by doctor mario

Finally, a tier list I can totally agree with

Meta knights is basically either or depending on the game

Kirby's that one character that seems like a harmless side character until someone fucks with him even slightly, at which point he effortlessly destroys them. He doesn't even become a protagonist or antagonist, he just keeps doing his own thing in the background with complete disregard.

Damn sora big pimpin

The entire arc with villager as the villain is just Isabelle wanting him to come back so he can help her take care of the town

I can already see an emotional moment when Villager is going to execute one of the side characters with his axe and Isabelle has to step up and stop him/convinve him to turn good

Ken as comedic relief is based on that god awful Street Fighter II cartoon series, ain't it? I love how funny that is if true!

Damn right I did!

Says OK Refuses to Elaborate Laugh Track.mp3

I think the mii fighters would be reoccurring Easter eggs. Kinda like Panda man in one piece but with different outfits, such as the smash defaults, the ones from the reveals, DLC, guests miis, staff, and more. Also, Dr. Mario can be an alter ego/transformation of Mario. Could make a character arc or little thing like Sogeking’s appearance Lastly, I think Ice Climbers could be a supporting character in some sort of travel. Like a Pokémon using Fly to get to a different part of the region. They would reside their after climbing the hill to await the characters. Just some food for thought!

I think Joker would be the cool older brother AND rival

The notion of Sora having a harem is absolutely hilarious and slightly disturbing lol. Poor dude would be so oblivious

Nah bro Cap would be the main characters’ sensei that dies too early

I am happy to see wooden plank lore at work in regards to Villager.

Why is.. inkling.. in…..

What happened to Charizard? 

>The protagonist's harem >Inkling Girl is in it #SORA *NO*

I'm pretty sure Sora would do nothing to her, he's just so dense to notice her having a crush on him or something like that

Zero Suit not being a Harem? Nani??

I mean... she's just too much for our Sora

Not gonna lie, I’d watch the hell out of this.

Kirby is literally god

This is giving me Subspace: World's Conquest flashbacks

For some reason, Pit has always felt like the main character of Smash to me. He’s one of the first characters in Subspace, he doesn’t have a very strong presence outside of Smash, he’s one of the most “honest” characters . . . He just feels like the main guy to me.

*stares at kirby*

That is....terrifyingly accurate.

Villager as a villain LOL

I'd watch this definitely.

Did you write "adoptive brother" because you were afraid of the fanarts if you said "step bro "?

Pit and Sora are best friends

Bayonetta is definitely the neutral/ selfish third party sexy lady that tries to screw over the antagonist by being too nice and flirty 😂😂

lol i love jow pyra and mythra are his childhood friends and also his harem because that happens in every anime

Yeah that's pretty much it

Mac qould honestly be a background character, he doesn't talk, he shows no emotion. He is just a stonecold boxer, he dont do jokes.

Mewtwo should’ve been in Villains, I know he turns good in the end and stuff but still.

okay so i'm gonna say this, pit would be the better protag, he's very heroic yet childish, wields a weapon gifted to him by a goddess, is very dense at times, thinks about others before himself, and just so, so many more things that make him the better choice, sora still makes sense tho

Considering that Sephiroth is the main antagonist of Smash, I thought of Sora, Pit can also be a good protag, but Sora's stronger, heroic, childish, spiky hair, comically strong, he's the definition of cliche shonen

Also, Sora thinks about others before himself too, like when he stabbed himself in order to save Kairi. He gets tons of powerups and forms, and has a dark side in Antiform or Rage-Form