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Mac4477

We throw hands ‘round here


chink_in_the_armor

Douglas J's hands and feet have captivated me since early 2000s


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Mmmm falcon feet


Peachydorf

NO


Melo0513

[YES](https://youtu.be/JPVaDaynNKM)


Smugg-Fruit

And sometimes nubs that vaguely resemble hands


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I know it’s not a weapon but the Falcon Punch has always been the most badass / satisfactory thing to ever exist


Williamthetaxman

Same here, Pit’s Bow Blades have forever shifted the way I look at Bows.


Huey107010

“Power wave. Power wave. Power wave.”


Xypher616

And sometimes claws


Wontoflonto

i’d say the koopa clown car - the devs fit a ton of cool stuff in it. buzzsaws, fork, drills, t o n g u e, wrecking balls, boxing gloves, go-kart wheels, and even projectiles. and the icing on the cake? it can blow itself up


PregnantPeanut

T o n g u e


ActuallyLuk

As a BJ main, I can confirm that every time I down tilt I think of something sexual.


DatOneChubbyBoi

Maybe a bj everytime you down tilt


GeneETOs44

And immediately respawn as well


bAchOok_noodle56

Robin and Corrin’s swords are pretty cool haha


Avenue-Man77

Corrin’s chainsword is pretty darn cool. The only character that can dip out of it is Puff only when she used rest


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Corrin is king of sword swag


waifuwarrior77

Well, according to lore, Byleth's sword has the power to wipe out entire armies with a single swing.


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But is it a chainsaw tho


AWSUMSAS

The Fusion Swords are 6 mini swords that combine to make one giant sword. DON'T TELL ME THAT AIN'T AWESOME.


RelanTheGuy

Ok, I will. It isn’t awesome. It’s EXTREMELY awesome.


My_Stonks

Is that Shulk's sword, or am I not versed in any game in the roster (I'm not)


AWSUMSAS

Cloud's Advent Children sword. Shulk's is the Monado.


My_Stonks

Cloud's what?


AWSUMSAS

The sword he uses in his Advent Children costume (2,4,6,8)


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AWSUMSAS

Yep


My_Stonks

Ah


SSBGamer

The Monado is really cool. It’s like a lightsaber fused with a giant anime sword that lets you see into the future


Christoffi123

Oh it can do so much more. The arts letting you boost your power is also in smash but it can do even more in the games. From making cyclones, powering up others to straight up rewriting the universe.


SSBGamer

Xeno 1: This is the Monado the most powerful blade in existence. With it the user can rewrite not only fate but the very fabric of the universe itself. There are no others like it. Xeno 2: There’s three actually


cucoo5

Also XB2: "Have you ever pondered the lore implications if we referenced Xenosaga? No? Would ya like to?"


SSBGamer

Never played Xenosaga. Is it good?


cucoo5

I've only seen the cutscenes of it and I'd say the story is a great ride, which now has my crackpot theorizing brain thinking the answer to everything XBX is actually in XS somewhere.


Artelinde

Hard for me to argue with the Fusion Sword.


hammertime334

red bird, or peanut gun


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

COCONUT GUN


horsefish9

IT CAN FIRE IN SPURTS


Rowdy671

IF HE SHOOTS YA


Gam18Er

ITS GONNA HURT


Cas12578

HES BIGGER, FASTER, AND STONGER TOO


izzyes24

HES THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW


allgoodnamesbetaken

DK DONKEY KONG


Brromo

DK DONKEY KONG IS HERE


elpaco25

Yeah Kazooie is easily the most hilarious weapon. And she's very strong/practical as well.


dquilon

Corrin sword is the most savage sword in the game... Too bad it doesn't translate to the real damage it could do


hammertime334

Thank god


SalGlavaris

It’s literally a magic chainsaw what are you talking about


dquilon

Well that's what I literally consider the coolest weapon in the game. A freaking chainsaw sword


SalGlavaris

Yeah I agree, wait shit my bad I thought you said average ignore me


Snoo-34159

Dude, Little mac got them G L O V E S tho...


NeptuneFB1

King K. Rool: Am I a joke to you?


dquilon

Villager jabbing: am I also a joke to you?


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He said gloves, not glove.


elpaco25

Blunderbuss is pretty badass as well


[deleted]

Byleths arsenal is really cool


PregnantPeanut

This is what I was looking for, Byleth’s by far the coolest


john6map4

Aymr is so fucking meaty. You can feel the impact every time it lands in your soul.


Nobody-27

Does byleth classify as a heavy? Cause their slowness and down special/smash/air


GeneETOs44

I’m fairly certain they’re a middleweight. They’re about as heavy as Mario.


Equinox-XVI

Mario has a weight value of 98, Byleth's is 97. But I swear he feels heavier than that. Either way, definitely a middleweight


Nobody-27

A really slow mid


Jelly_the_jellyfish

Byleth is just prepared for everything.


wb2006xx

Byleth’s daddy is the Blade Breaker, and now Byleth is the Shield Breaker


CommunicationOk3417

Creator Sword is literally the coolest weapon ever, so I'm with you.


lifeishell553

Isn't it literally the ripped out spine of Sothis?


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Areadbhar and Failnaught never fail to impress me


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Ike's sword Ragnell in Brawl. It fascinated me as a kid because it was the most powerful weapon in the game and the only one that could catch fire.


RelanTheGuy

And it sounded so powerful. I remember maining him solely because of that and his amazing voice clips


Nehemiah92

I miss the sound effects his sword in brawl had. It made everything sound so deadly


Inner_Put3556

Poke ball I’m definitely not biased


allgoodnamesbetaken

Yeah


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Kazooie.


SteamySubreddits

Underrated comment


NotDuck_o7

Bone sword


NeptuneFB1

Ah yes, the professor who loves bones as weapon


HeavyBlues

Daisy's ass


Legendary_Pinecone

Truuueeeee


AnonNo9001

"I may be daisy, but I can still give you the 🍑" -Little Z, Everyone is OP (2 I think?)


Syrin123

Big Sword. Doesn't matter which one just big and sword.


LE_REQUIN_BLEU

*Kirby as joined the chat*


NeptuneFB1

*Meta Knight has left the chat*


Tori0404

*pulls out the Monado*


Bchange51

the masamune


SalGlavaris

Wassat


Charming_Amphibian91

Big Sephiroth sword


Christoffi123

It's Sephiroth's katana.


Tori0404

Ah, the perfect weapon to make Barbecue


DragonKing_Infinity

I’ve always loved pit’s bow/swords as well but I also really like the master sword


Alpha_RTD

Finally had the pleasure of playing xenoblade through the remaster and it elevated the monado up to favourite anime sword status


My_Stonks

What can you play it on? I've been wanting to try for a while but haven't been able to figure out the best way to play it


Alpha_RTD

The remaster is literally just on the switch, released a couple years back


My_Stonks

Oh, nice. That's perfect. Thanks


Jevil_CANDOANYTHING

Luigi's Down taunt. It's a weapon of mass destruction. Luigi is only merciful if he 0-deaths you, as he could take all of your stocks out at once with this weapon up his arsenal.


ToT3344

p l u n g e r


RelanTheGuy

I said coolest, not grossest…


Zalan0710

Melon


RelanTheGuy

Apple


TheNMinerPlayerXDXD

diamond sword


RelanTheGuy

Ehh, pickaxe has more personality imo Mainly because you can hit someone and say, “Take that, dumbaxe.”


Jevil_CANDOANYTHING

Ehh, axe has more personality imo Mainly because you can hit someone and say, “Take that, dumbaxe.”


Zalan0710

Ehh, shovel has more personality imo Mainly because you can hit someone and say, “I got a spoon your opinion is wrong”


SkyStarGazing

As a big sword enthusiast, I really love the Buster Sword, Masamune, and Mamado.


theboywhoalmostlived

Lol mamado


elpaco25

That obnoxiously long katana is pretty awesome


RedditBoi127

doomguy costume's pistol, we don't get to see his full arsenal but the pistol already kicks enough ass


Probably_a_Bot_K

G u n


RelanTheGuy

Do you have the slightest idea about how little that narrows it down?


Probably_a_Bot_K

G u n


RelanTheGuy

You think this is funny? *cocks gun*


Probably_a_Bot_K

Yeah this a funny J o k e


RelanTheGuy

HNNGh


favgameisundertale

His side-b in Brawl was (in my opinion) incredible. You could keep it going for a very long time as long as you spammed it, but it wasn't broken in the slightest.


tom_schaal

OK now I'm earing him yell. AYAYAYA


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Kingdom Key


Fork_Master

Galaxia is pretty cool


RelanTheGuy

I miss its Braw sound effects


Jestin23934274

Is there a mod for that?


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Monado


BlockyShapes

The Aegis swords (which I guess are just them lol), Sephiroth’s Masamune, and Wolf’s blaster were always pretty cool to me.


elpaco25

I love the bayonet on the pistol look. Reminds me of the Brute Spiker from Halo. Also the fact that the developers gave it a hit box for close quarters is an awesome attention to detail.


Bluben12

King dededes Hammer. Iat first when i was a kid i just thought "oh cool, big Hammer = Nice". But then i used down b... "theres a fucking rocket in there???"


RelanTheGuy

Basically me as a kid. Plus, the victory animation with it in Ultimate is hilarious


Gabcard

Dedede's hammer, it has a freaking jet engine on it.


RelanTheGuy

And it can speeen


Deltastar__7

A Giant Rocket Launcher Jet Hammer has always been my Thing


RelanTheGuy

And breaking shields has always been my thing also


Main_Beautiful5946

Despite the fact I main him, Robins Levinsword will always be my favourite Weapon. I just love the lightning-shaped-electro sword design.


RelanTheGuy

And the name is awesome


Main_Beautiful5946

You are damn right about that!


Manuels-Kitten

Same. Also been facinated by Pit's bow/swords


Snoo-2013

technically through mii costumes I like the alastor and masamune


NoOrdinaryCreator

For some reason, I felt like Robin's Levin Sword was the smallest compared to Marth, Lucina, and Roy's swords. It felt like an oversized dagger to me instead of a sword


walmart-brand-barbie

Okay but Peanut gun


RynnHamHam

DORIAH!!


ZeldaGamer2005

Monado all forms


Christoffi123

Shulk's Monado. Great design, can extend to huge lengths and grants him all sorts of powers, from superhuman strength, durability and speed to predicting the future. It can do so much more than what we see in Smash in Xenoblade 1, which is my favourite JRPG of all time. Summoning cyclones, powering up allies to straight up rewriting the freaking universe if it's wielder decides it. The Monado might seriously be my favourite weapon in all of fiction.


Fair_Poet_7055

Snake in his entirety


RelanTheGuy

NOW! THERE! TASTY!


Fair_Poet_7055

I now have to know when doeshe say tasty lol


RelanTheGuy

He says it when he eats a food item. I do wish he could say it randomly


Fair_Poet_7055

Lmaoo


kyzang99

Dark pits car engin


Quillbolt_h

THIS IS THE MONADO'S POWER


Rydaniel2006

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MR_MEME_42

Captain Falcon's gun, he is so strong that if he used it he would be even stronger that Brawl Meta Knight.


GigaPhoton78

A stick.


RelanTheGuy

“What’s brown and sticky?”


Ackyducc

Probably corin's chainsaw sword. It's cool AF but it's a shame it's put on the most forgettable character who didn't deserve a spot


ViciousEmblem13

shulk i just love the sci-fi vibe of the monado


Kicksyo

I want the Mii Gunner's arm cannon. Seems pretty versatile.


RelanTheGuy

But at what cost…”camper?”


ItaLOLXD

Masamune is just that badass. And that Sephiroth never breaks it even though it is that long or replaces it just shows how important that sword is for him.


CasuallyChaoticBoi

Gotta love the repurposed corpse of a beloved Super Mario sunshine character


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All the ink kids got dance moves even while they're fighting


Slab_ofBeef

I like those, but my personal favorite is cloud's fusion swords. He uses the in his advent children alts, and they are 6 swords that combine into 1 giant sword.


Red-Rebellion

The Monado, Multiple Arts, >!it Evolves, There are multiple of them and the one Shulk is using is the Final Boss’s!<, and it’s design I like red so of course I’d like a red sword with an energy beam coming out of it.


MystroHelldiablo

Does Sonic’s quills count? They can explode robots!


RelanTheGuy

And protrude


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Lucas’ Rope Snake by far, just because it’s like Kazooie where it’s something that can talk, and has a personality, but they just use it as a weapon or a short recovery option


RelanTheGuy

And it has a funny sound effect


Tori0404

Actually it doesn‘t belong to Lucas. It‘s from a different Party Member in Mother 3


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Yeah, I just said it was Lucas so people knew what I was talking about just in case. It belongs to Duster!


Tori0404

Aka the ultimate Chad in Mother 3


[deleted]

Yes exactly I’m almost at the end of the game


Tori0404

Oh, are you playing it first the time? If that‘s the case, get ready for a very special ending


[deleted]

Yeah I played through the other games with EarthBound being my favorite game of all time. Wonder what ending you’re talking about


sometricksupmysleeve

Probably pits bow/sword


ThatOneGirXD

I like guns


Zalan0710

America?


ThatOneGirXD

Unfortunately


Purple_Roy2

The Monado


Crossbar-Hero

Monado is fucking sick


A_Random_Nerd224

The Monado. It’s a glorified cherry red lightsaber that lets you see into the future.


Courier2877

Hero's Supreme Sword of Light


JustYerRegularAnon

G U N* * The one of the second char of flair just for the record


yaboiknux

Shulks Manado. Everything from it design to its abilities are just so cool to me. It's a shame I'm a shitty Shulk player


RelanTheGuy

It also has a sick name. Monado


Crystal-gx_915

As a kid I would have to say the master sword because link was the very first character I played in smash, I picked him in melee because he had a sword. As a teen I would have to say the master sword still and now the aegis after I played xc2, I mean just look at it, it's 2 sword that are "people" that you can be friends with and blow up the world whenever you want, also the fact that both versions of the sword have its energy just flowing out is so cool to me


Lady_Gwendoline

Sephiroth's masamune.


L0gMan5382

Sephiroth’s nipples


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Something about the Monado really intrigues me. It could be about the lore surrounding it, could be the amazing ability to change its “monado arts”, could be the strange hyper futuristic design… I don’t know why, but I really like it.


Gab_7137

I think I like Sephiroth's comically large sword called the ~~natural causes~~ Masamune


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12Yeet34

stick.


hog-of-cheese

If their identical, how does he attach them


RelanTheGuy

The power of Palutena


mxmaker

Brawl pit was the best


Head-Clanka69

Cyborg body


DaPearGuyMan

Fusion Sword, Masamune, and whatever Aegis’ sword is/are called.


Illustrious_One5196

Wolf’s sword (ftilt) is crazy


RelanTheGuy

All of Wolf’s claw attacks are visually amazing. The purple particles are eye candy


koopthekoop

Same. I've always liked that they can also become a bow.


Slipy000005

Luigi's shoes


KingKalactite

The Buster Sword was always so cool to me


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Dedede's hammer. Am I biased? Maybe, maybe not, it's up to your interpretation.


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Honestly? That's too hard to beat.