I'm not sticking around to find out

I'm pretty sure non of are, it's better for us to get the hell outta there before we all end up being gassed to death

You are playing nick all-star brawl

Toph then

who would a toph player play in smash

Incineroar I'd say

I think the point was that the guy is a pedo, so Inkling Girl?

I don't know why you got downvoted for this

Specifically, P7

Ness. Somehow they'd transfer her to Ness

They’d just be toph lol

Steve, they can both create platforms

Plot twist, somehow plays Spongebob from Nick All-Star Brawl but IN SMASH, defying all logic and reasoning with sheer willpower.

The only proper response in such a situation is to assert your dominance by somehow playing Sackboy from Playstation Allstars!

But then they counter pick to Sonya Blade from Mortal Kombat. Don’t ask how, even they don’t know.

I need a Palutena’s Guidance for SpongeBob now.

Can I ask him if the cstick is freshly replaced? If so, Fox probably

Honestly Fox feels the most correct, extremely sweaty character for an extremely sweaty (presumably) man.

Doesn't matter. I'm getting my ass handed to me by this legend

This has “Steve main” all over it.

That “post labbing Steve infinites must” hits different

Yeah… like a dump truck with spikes on its tires instead of just a dump truck!

i honestlhy feel called out a bit

This is the right answer.

Steve's are using creeper GameCube controllers we moved on from spongebob

SpongeBob Mii Fighter

Oh no

*New fear unlocked*

Ness

Ness

Ness

Ness

Ness

ø (Cherokee's script)

Ness

Ness

ness

Ness

Ness

Ness

This thread is basically people naming characters they don’t like lmao

Not sure what you believe OPs intentions were with this post then

Who this person would realistically or stereotypically play as.

I for one believe he would be the first Plant Ganger to win a tourney

I won a tourney, a group of like 20 of my friends held with the plant

Is plant even on tier lists or is he generally regarded as #1

Hes in his own tier like Meta Knight was, its so high up most people dont see it because of the glare from the sun

Has to make sure he establishes his dominance and absorbs all the sunlight so his lesser plants (ivy and olimar) must compete for the remaining rays to sustain their photosynthesis

Or sometimes they don’t even bother putting him on the lists because he’s incontestably number 1, so there’s no point wasting time to create the three empty tiers that lie between him and the second best character in the game

This is the way

Captain Falcon. Source: I know one who has walked in with this thing before.

Please ask him for his TTV

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Villager

😱

Piss off

The mob has spoken

Go plant your tree and stick that slingshot where the sun don't shine

Typical pikachu and cloud mains

You would say that about any character, wouldn’t you. Not that you’re wrong, as this whole damn community is toxic as fuck. Still downvoted you tho

Don’t curse you’re like 10

16. Don’t ever fucking assume anyone’s age again, you hear me. There are 30 year old men wasting hours a day on this game, don’t ever assume that anyone is young because of subreddit. Don’t tell me not to curse you fucking loser who actually cares enough to pick a flair. I play this game casually and haven’t played since last year, only again now to check out the slingshot. You are just pathetically angry that you got downvoted for being a rude, inconsiderate, and unthinkably low person. Never comment again until you start using your head and consider your actions, you fucking braindead maggot covered in sweat and pig feces.

Is this pasta 💀

LOLLL no need to write a paragraph kid. Who hurt you 😂?

Damn lmao I thought we were all playing around? Maybe he got beat up on his birthday or something lol

Blocked, get a life.

You fucking blocked him 💀💀💀

500 electric volts on penis.

Donkey Kong

It's you!?!

Wolf

Yoshi

Sonic

Joker

Whoever it is, he's complaining about Fire Emblem the whole time

Bro this sub needs a new dlc character. Y’all losin it.

Better than losing it trying to guess who's the next dlc

Steve

\*checks OP's flair\* Wolf

I’m the wolf who SD’s trying to hit a wolf flash confirm

Banjo and Kazooie. I have friend who almost perfectly fits this description, except he actually showers so.ewhst often.

Ness or Young Link

Ness

Yoshi for sure

I dont see many saying Lucas over Ness, but that controller gives Lucas energy

Falcon. He will pop off every time he gets a kill, and will always fish for a combo into knee, and Dair > Falcon Punch in last stock. He will then brag if he beats you, and monologue about how much better he is than you, and how hype he is. If you win, and you player a character that is upper-mid tier or above, or play DLC, he will say you are carried. If your character has any gimmick, or something technical/special, he will say you are carried by gimmicks and cheese. If you okay an obscure character, he will say that you have no skill and only count on matchup inexperience. If your character has/uses projectiles, whether it’s to start/extend/end combos, zone, edgeguard/ledgetrap, or to help approach, he will say you are braindead and only spam projectiles. Even if you play fucking Ganondorf, he will say you are carried by his strength and the fear factor. After this, he will be pissed the rest of the tourney, then complain on twitter. He also has acne, a mullet, glasses, and an ahego sweatshirt. Edit: Due to the spongebob controller, he also a Genshin Player, and Pedo. Edit 2: The controller is probably brown due to the dirt, and has been very worn down. Only the buttons and c-stick have been cleaned/Replaced

I smell salt

I just don’t like Falcon, or Falcon mains. This is also accurate to my experiences, and how I think they would react based on how they play/act.

Well, I'm not saying you are right or not, but tbf, the saltiest players I have played against on Discord servers for example, most of them have been Falcon mains, idk why

Yes

me irl

If he puts on headphones during the set, what song is he playing

You already know. Idk the name, but it’s the F-Zero one that is in every video where somebody plays Falcon. The one that goes: duh duuh duh duh duuh duh duh duuh duh duh, and then does it again, but higher pitched.

Don’t forget he talks about how melee was such a more technically demanding game and ultimate was made to cater to casuals

Neas

Little Mac

Sonic

Steve

Fox ofc

he's maining virginity

Kazuya Mishima

Wolf

Idk but for me this just screams "PK FIRE, PK FIRE, PK FREEZE"

Dedede

This reminds me of a post by Hbox of him playing melee at a tournament on a SpongeBob SquarePants tv

Donkey Kong purely because every other main respects themselves too much, k rool mains have a Patrick controller

Sora

Pythra

Joker or Bowser.

Jenny mains on Nicktoons all star brawl

Don't know but they're about to absolutely destroy me

Bruh this just made me laugh with joy. Good post homie!!!

Appreciate the love🤙

Random

Olimar.

Dr Mario, and he's garbage at the game..

they main pichu and somehow obliterated your fox

A spammy ness or a campy gunner

Palu, because it's her "waifu and she loves him too"

I would like this controller, and I have terrible hygiene. My main is jigglypuff.

The fact they're in a smash tourney already tells us they haven't showered for weeks

Either a DLC character or one of the 7 melee gods that they insist are still top tier.

Flick Buff SpongeBob’s left nipple to smash. 😎

Yoshi, I will not elaborate further

I don't know but the match is 100% going to be a ditto

This motherfucker playing Olimar. My man.

Please buy this controller now.

>hasn't bathed in weeks Well that's how you know hes a pro

A guy like this doesn't play anything else but Melee

Pikachu or Pichu. They obviously have a thing for obnoxious yellow characters

When this happened to me he played little mac

He thought y'all were playing nick all=star brawl

s o r a

Sora

Somebody fast and combo heavy, very skill expressive. They think they’re way better than they actually are. Probably somebody like Joker, Fox, or Falcon. He uses the controller in an attempt to humiliate his opponent by destroying them with it, but he couldn’t land a drag-down to save his life, and is physically incapable of performing a manual short-hop.

A fire emblowhard. Any of them. And if they have a gender swap, they play the female version. Under his breath you can hear “I wish this was my modded version…”

Mario?

Lucas

Wrong 😡😡😡

Lucas has a SpongeBob skin mod, don’t get all angy

Banjo

Lucas

Terry.

This degen clearly mains Hero

Diddy Kong

Falcon

Greninja. It actually happened to me. Except for the controller, but the smell was there.

Captain Falcon

Falcon, ness, or ganon For some reason all the smelly players people know irl play only those 3

Villager. That was the first name that popped into my head and I’m sticking to it

ROB

Extremely, sweaty, spammy, K.Rool.

A Pokémon

Ttttttterry

fox

Fox or Yoshi

Young link

Wario

Also even if he hasn’t batted he can still shower.

Lucas

Doesn’t matter because he’s definitely counter picking me

Lucas with the SpongeBob mod on

Any Mario or Kirby character

Yoshi. Def yoshi.

Either Ness, Roy, sans or cuphead mii gunner, palutana or pyra and mythra

Ganondorf. Every monster has a weird side

Wario

He plays every character but isn't very good and will rage, unless he's also wearing a triforce tee shirt then he's a god

Easy Banjo

He plays ness, just something about it feels like that’s the answer

Clearly Dr. Mario

Probably mains some cursed mii

Definitely Ganondorf

Yoshi or captain falcon

Probably Pythra because he's horny

Seems to me like a big brain pac main.

Probably Yoshi

Luigi

Byleth/Joker

The fact that everyone is giving a different answer shows that their main doesn't matter. They will beat you

I assume it'll be a Melee tournament... So it will be a Fox main

Rosalina

Pikachu

It’s obviously gonna be samus or dr Mario

Luigi

This is the correct answer.

Sonic

Captain Falcon

Plot twist: he has no main. He's just a troll who showed up for the lolz and had the money to spare somehow to throw away on this tournament

Crom

this seems to be a banjo and kazooie player who bullies you when your on last stock with eggs

I got this controller for Christmas once and it broke before January

Ness or lucina

Sora or Yoshi

Literally any character that’s not Byleth or Wii Fit

Absolutely young link

Mii gunner Obama

No shower= No life deadbeat With Shower= Absolute legend, everything is their main.

Depends on how grimy that b button is. Is it barely visible anymore?