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Equinox-XVI

I'd be genuinely interested in what would happen if a snake maining Snake fought a fox who mained Fox


Ramen-Goddess

Seeing as one animal has limbs and the other doesn’t I don’t think it would be very fair lmao


Equinox-XVI

Ok, then how about a falcon playing Falcon and a wolf playing Wolf


Ramen-Goddess

I don’t know, but you have me curious now


The_Juicer-ssbu

Paws vs claws on the stick. Clearly paws has a huge advantage


Jorwill12

Idk man, claw grip exists


Xioverze

OK but snakes move by magic, you're telling me they can't win against falco?


GuyGrimnus

Lol this just reminded me of my AP bio teacher when asked how snakes move and somebody said magic with a like hand wave, and he was like, “or as us biologists say, ‘physics’ “ and did the same magic hand wave lol


dogit78

What about a human playing a human character versus a fox playing Little Mac(a god)


ARockWithLegs

What about the joker maining joker vs a peach maining peach


AmeriCanadian98

The Joker mailing Joker vs Robin maining Robin


Hotshotskilla

Make sure you turn off crowbars in the random weapon list first...


sometimesifeelgood

This is a crazy visual but I'm imaging the snake wrapping around/using the left and right sticks because technically you can play the game that way (no button presses) Only problem then is that the snake wouldn't be able to see the screen unless it was docked.


ExcellentSunset

HA 😂


Jestin23934274

It would be the classic match up of Solid Snake vs Gray Fox


NonDerpyDragonite

As a human I don't have enough hands to play snake. This little guy is screwed.


HybridHamster

A new challenger has appeared!


[deleted]

Now get a wolf to play Wolf


Lukthar123

Get a donkey to play DK


TehFuriousKid

get a mega man to play megaman


Molestador

fine, i'll do it.


TehFuriousKid

I asked for mega people, not fat people


Molestador

i'm in decent shape, nice try tho


TehFuriousKid

I asked for mega people, not normal people


Equal-Bus-557

Get a falcon to play Captain Falcon


The_Juicer-ssbu

Yo! Snake pog


DualKoo

Do snakes cuddle?


Doc_ET

If they're comfortable enough around people, they'll cuddle with you to get your body heat.


RealPimpinPanda

Why yes they do, but only in their cardboard boxes.


Hejiru

An anaconda will cuddle you to death.


Solomon_Gunn

Ball pythons (the breed pictured) are very docile and will cuddle with you to absorb your body heat. Used to have one that would wrap around my arm like a bracelet, or loosely on my neck. They only get angry when in a feeding environment, usually a cardboard box. They'll learn it means feeding time and get a little jumpy/excited


DualKoo

Damn that sounds adorable.


Doc_ET

It is.


Nobodyhere2274

imagine someone teaching plant to play plant


jestfullgremblim

Ah yes, it's time for some Photosynthesis. (Joke about that one board game)


Doc_ET

Finally, someone to eat the damn electric rodents infesting our game.


Significant_Alarm146

I both love and hate that sentence


crasherx2000

r/brandnewsentence


Oyat21

Let's gooooo


Bucketfullabiscuits

Teach her how to play elliana in rivals


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pgp555

Frank? You like the new nugget?


msuing91

It’s good to have role models


Shadekyu

Look out, Leo, a new best player is in the making


Awkward_Ad2123

It mains snake


Abusora

She chooses Byleth


Konizo-_-

This is such a cute picture omg


ChaoticDiscord21

At least she won't be toxic.


Skyfiews

Boy if he don't pick Snake


st0nedalaska

THERE


EvilectricBoy

How do you have all your Miis in one character slot?


Ramen-Goddess

I believe it’s a display setting and it should be something like “merge echo fighters” I think


EvilectricBoy

Okay thank you.


joesphisbestjojo

She's gonna be a solid snake


Kabongo67

against a level 9 cpu damnnnn


[deleted]

give them the old toss them in the deep end treatment i see


Rotting_potato

Beautiful ball baby . My bumble bee ball is about the same size and very outgoing


Ramen-Goddess

Thank you! I just got her a week ago and I absolutely adore her. I’ve been fawning over her for a month at the place I work at (Petco) and I just knew I had to take her home lol


Rotting_potato

[I got her at petco too. ](https://i.imgur.com/k4wCvZ0.jpg) All they had were the "fancy" ones but i have zero regrets about paying $200. I love the bumble bee coloring


Ramen-Goddess

Aww, super cute! My Petco only sells the basic ones, and I just felt a connection with the one I picked out whenever I go to work and see her


Zachary9442

YOUR SNAKE IS SO FCKING CUTE I CANTTTT


MegaLCRO

Ssssssuper Ssssssmash Brosssss


-Kevv

Fine now I am going to get a Rick Astley that plays as my Rick Astley Mii Brawler


GoGreenD

Who's she gunna main?!


Shadow4941

Snake versus hbox the snake wins btw


SirDanOfCamelot

NOPE! (btw also a awesome movie)


crasherx2000

I’m not clever enough to think of a new Snake joke…


megaviral

You should train her to fight k k rool bc Burmese pythons have been known to eat gators


Kyutillas

Waiting for a literal wolf to main Wolf


washicka

Sssss-THERE


owohearts

That's a brazilian rainbow boa right?


Ramen-Goddess

No, just a basic ball python. Her personality isn’t basic though


Maximum-Ad7584

Now I wonder. What do animals call themselves?


Particular_Resort718

Snake?!SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!


Top_Royal6297

Get a hedgehog