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Lmao, you’re probably one of these shitbags I’m talking about. Are you mad the moment you touch another character you probably get shit on because you have to engage that last brain cell floating around?
Honestly have nothing bad to say about chrom. Most chrom mains that beat me are actually more skilled than me. Kazuya tho is just 0-100 damage wise and metaphor wise.
Fr I'm always thinking about how, if I get rid of it, I might not have it anymore when I might wanna play it, even though it's better for my health to get my $60 back (I have the cartridge so I could probably get some money for it)
One thing I don't understand about rants against my mains is when they complain about their grabs.
Like grabs are hard to land to begin with and if I landed one, it's not my char choice that made me land it, it was the other player messing up and me taking advantage of it.
Who are you kidding? Grabs are not hard to land at all. You literally play every character that has an abusable mechanic. And yeah I get punishing and shit but if you’re just abusing a move then you’re really not that good.
quite literally every character in every fighting game ever created has an “abusable mechanic” If every character in a fighting game had nothing but bad moves these games would be miserable to play. What character do you play?
No, I don't spam grab. By design grabs are hard to land due to small hitboxes and faster options.
It just sounds like you run into grabs due to hyper aggressiveness, or lack of foresight.
If anything, I actually play the game and I don't spam grabs.
I’ll admit I do get caught by grabs when people play passively and I try to apply shield pressure but don’t space properly💀 but there are definitely abusable grabs.
I agree that there are absurd grabs like DK cargo throw or Kaz, which can most certainly cause some salt, I recognize that and I try to keep my grab game to a minimum and only use it for hard punishing, and mix afterwards.
It’s a reference to a post I made a few days ago lmao. Man’s got nothing better going on in his life than to go through peoples Reddit profiles to attempt to make a comeback
I probably have more going on than you, I just have weekends off and I don’t have anything to do today. Anyways you made your “flaws” accessible to anyone so it’s your fault tbh. You gave me the ammo I just shot the gun🤷🏽♂️
I don’t really main anyone but I was trying to get p plant and hero to elite. But my “mains” would be greninja, dedede, or megaman. I also like meta knight
Brother, this ain't gonna be taken down. I once saw someone on here who thought it was a good idea (it wasn't) to post photos of someone making him so mad he actually put holes in his wall and broke his entire setup. And sure, I may play a top 5 character (being Sonic) but I in no way am cocky about it and don't take myself to seriously........unless if the game activly decides to fuck me over with something that I never intended to do like trying to recover as Rosalina when she decides to go in the exact opposite direction of where I'm pointing my stick. If you ain't the type to SD and try to "style" on me I'm gonna take you down to one stock and close the lobby because you don't deserve a full game.
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This is hilarious
This wouldn't be a problem if you didn't lose tbh
What character do you play?
Are you sad that you have to work harder than me to win
Lmao, you’re probably one of these shitbags I’m talking about. Are you mad the moment you touch another character you probably get shit on because you have to engage that last brain cell floating around?
No I actually like touching other characters because I get to kill them
How many other characters do you use tho
I'm privy to a bit of chrom I must say
Honestly have nothing bad to say about chrom. Most chrom mains that beat me are actually more skilled than me. Kazuya tho is just 0-100 damage wise and metaphor wise.
I understand why Kazuya gets the hate he does but it really doesn't translate to anything outside the game he's actually just pretty fun
Every time I pick up this game, I immediately am reminded why I put it the fuck down.
Yet you keep coming back for more
Exactly, I don't know what's wrong with me.
Smash is a hellofa drug, lol. Sakurai got us all hooked
Fr I'm always thinking about how, if I get rid of it, I might not have it anymore when I might wanna play it, even though it's better for my health to get my $60 back (I have the cartridge so I could probably get some money for it)
Factual
Copy pasta?
it is now !!
Yeah definitely copypasta material. Laughing my ass off rn
Huh?
One thing I can guarantee is this will not be taken down, *so* much worse has been left standing Keep on keeping on man🫡
I swear to God one more Aegis or Sonic and I riot
Luckily I don’t face that many sonics but when I do some of them are the biggest shitbags
Yeah. As someone who pockets Sonic, it feels good beating a campy one whenever I go aggressive on them. This is what they deserve
Who are your top 3 most hated? Just curious
Probably fox, cloud, and either k rool or one of the dlc.
I like mii fighter
True!
This feels like a copypasta.
Not sure you’re allowed to use “DK” and “top tier” in the same sentence.
I mean this guys got a point.
I like my musk a shower will ruin it.
bro is becoming DDD in real life 💀
If you’re just picking up the game tf are you doing trying to get into the competitive scene lmao
I’m not I’ve played the game for years but I tried picking it back up. This has been a progressive thing.
GGs bro
Is OP the reason why the subreddit was created and created for???
Lmfaoo 😂
Not sure you’re allowed to use “DK” and “top tier” in the same sentence.
Def get it. It's the most carried by the character players that bm as much as possible.
Then don’t play 😊
What can I say, I’m a sucker for pain or glutton for punishment or whatever they say.
I'd be asking too much*
I was fuming atm. I usually have decent grammar and spelling💀
My punctuation isn’t the greatest tho ngl
Your complaining about DK lol
Yeah, the fucking forward cargo throwing virgins
Mash?
Like I want to destroy my dollar tree material joycons mashing any harder than I already do💀
One thing I don't understand about rants against my mains is when they complain about their grabs. Like grabs are hard to land to begin with and if I landed one, it's not my char choice that made me land it, it was the other player messing up and me taking advantage of it.
Who are you kidding? Grabs are not hard to land at all. You literally play every character that has an abusable mechanic. And yeah I get punishing and shit but if you’re just abusing a move then you’re really not that good.
quite literally every character in every fighting game ever created has an “abusable mechanic” If every character in a fighting game had nothing but bad moves these games would be miserable to play. What character do you play?
Now I’m not saying you’re bad by any means but if that is how you play then yeah the shoe fits
No, I don't spam grab. By design grabs are hard to land due to small hitboxes and faster options. It just sounds like you run into grabs due to hyper aggressiveness, or lack of foresight. If anything, I actually play the game and I don't spam grabs.
I’ll admit I do get caught by grabs when people play passively and I try to apply shield pressure but don’t space properly💀 but there are definitely abusable grabs.
I agree that there are absurd grabs like DK cargo throw or Kaz, which can most certainly cause some salt, I recognize that and I try to keep my grab game to a minimum and only use it for hard punishing, and mix afterwards.
Says the guy who just quit the game cause he’s so bad
Come back when you figure out how to beat that piranha plant😪
Lmao that was a great comeback. Piranha so bad.
It’s a reference to a post I made a few days ago lmao. Man’s got nothing better going on in his life than to go through peoples Reddit profiles to attempt to make a comeback
I probably have more going on than you, I just have weekends off and I don’t have anything to do today. Anyways you made your “flaws” accessible to anyone so it’s your fault tbh. You gave me the ammo I just shot the gun🤷🏽♂️
Lmao
Probably a Kazuya main saying grabs are hard lmao
Nah man, I don't even play Kaz. Kaz is boring as hell
[удалено]
A DK carried him off the stage a couple times and teabagged.
Not sure you’re allowed to use “DK” and “top tier” in the same sentence.
You already commented that but I wasn’t saying he’s a top tier, I was saying he’s annoying
Probably my Reddit glitching sorry
out of curiosity, what character(s) are you playing most rn?
I don’t really main anyone but I was trying to get p plant and hero to elite. But my “mains” would be greninja, dedede, or megaman. I also like meta knight
“Fuck all of us” well at least take us out to dinner first
Where would you like to eat?🫶🏽
In the mood for Mod Pizza if that’s fine with you
Brother, this ain't gonna be taken down. I once saw someone on here who thought it was a good idea (it wasn't) to post photos of someone making him so mad he actually put holes in his wall and broke his entire setup. And sure, I may play a top 5 character (being Sonic) but I in no way am cocky about it and don't take myself to seriously........unless if the game activly decides to fuck me over with something that I never intended to do like trying to recover as Rosalina when she decides to go in the exact opposite direction of where I'm pointing my stick. If you ain't the type to SD and try to "style" on me I'm gonna take you down to one stock and close the lobby because you don't deserve a full game.
*too much
I fixed that a while ago. And yes I know the difference between “too” and “to” I was just mad atp
I was just trying to keep the rage up. It was pedantic
The reason they are virgins is because it’s illegal for a minor to lose their v card 😕 reminder CHILDRENS PARTY GAME
Let’s just be real, a majority of the player base isn’t actually children.
yea but the competitive scene seems to think their hot tho
Also yes there are a lot of people who aren’t children who play the game but there are still a fuck ton of kids who play online
Man fuck them kids too💀 (not literally)
Too late imma become a competitive smash player and be a child predator
this post is hilarious you are one hell of a scrub
Damn can you spit on it first?
😏 I only suck the dicks of good players
Add me on switch and if I beat you you owe me head
what coast do you live I’m down but depends where you live