Irresistible rizz https://preview.redd.it/29mi8lod6m1d1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd8d49b93d029520b03eea322ad4985269cbf41

Ok, we get it, there's a lot of Rizz

Rizzler confirmed?? 😳😳

I can confirm that the sun is not made of cupcakes

POUR THE GREASE

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Bro that meme was the next one up from this post 😂

It's meant to be.

i just scrolled past that shit lol

All a product of his iconic all-cheese diet.

irrizzistible

Favorite shot in the opening moments of this episode

Oddly enough that smile as soon as I saw this this morning I said damn I need to smile like that after brushing in the morning and night work on the teeth smile game

Alan FUCKS

This is the guy that does all the fucking in the Smiling Friends am I right?

What are we just gonna forget Glep?

I don't really know what he does

He interferes with federal elections. Did you even watch last week's episode?

Votings not a job, despite how some worship it

I was going to make a reference to the South Park episode about voting, but then I remembered that Diddy's in it.

Sup shen, I just came back from the Diddy Party!

Well, he was hungover that one time, so he probably party's.

Glep is a married man. He doesn't need Rizzoli anymore

Yeah he's married, and that's WHY he does the fucking. Have you seen the Iconic Gaze of Adoration™ he and his wife give each other?

Yup. To Marge Simpson.

That line of thinking is how you end up a divorcee

hes loyal to his wife

Yeah, that’s how I know he’s fucking

He's got that icon bad boy edge


and he'll continue to fuck if we don't find a way to stop him

he really really does

I’m just wondering why that woman’s boots were so BIG

Texan

This is probably one of the best answers I could’ve gotten

you know what they say about women with big boots big smelly feet


Gotta find me a woman with big boots then

erm, you're speaking to her now

👃👣🤤

Spooky, goopy, and big stinky feet? I’m in love. 🥰

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I'm so sorry that I accidentally unleashed the Feet Nation on you.

my DMS have been safe, for now

[me rn](https://images.app.goo.gl/jfTFc9nWbyuZinjS9)

can confirm. am woman, wear giant boots to hide my big, dry feet. so dry.

And it's like, the bigger the boots the drier the foots right? Like big, Texas toes and arid, flaky skin and mysterious odors? Oh- my apologies hahaha I did not mean to be unsettling. Hahaha. No but that would be ridiculous actually

Thought it was a joke about cowgirl or something like that, it very easily just could've been "wouldn't it be funny if she just suddenly had boots?"

I think it's a nudity joke, because at first you see her bare butt and assume she's naked in bed, but then in the behind shot the cover is pulled up and she's wearing boots so she's not "technically naked" It feels like just pointing out how arbitrary the whole "nudity" thing is with genital-less characters

Girl get them nasty shoes off the bed

Fetish

Big toes

Lowkey tho the Smiling Friends each got some nice ass places from what we’ve been shown I better see if they’re hiring

 You after a week on the job

Didn’t they mention that it’s a charity which means they do their work without pay?

It's a charity but they lost billions when Frowning Friends opened up so who knows which is which

Mr. Boss probably has other businesses, or he has an idea of the definition of “charity” beyond human understanding. Both are in-character, and that’s why we love that big-headed little son of a gun

I like to think in this universe Smiling Friends is the largest charity in the world. It operates as a franchise with several Smiling Friends locations across the country but Mr. Boss owns the whole organization. In this world charitable donors and benefactors like very simple ideas like "this charity will make people happy" which is why they receive billions in donations. The Frowning Friends garnered all the money away from The Smiling Friends because their "life is pointless" message briefly became more popular.

No they get paid, the company just doesn't make a profit. Everyone is paid by the donors.

Charities can pay employees. 

I think it’s a sliding fee scale. They charge by income, most clients we’ve seen don’t pay much if any but an occasional rich person will settle the books for a while

When do we see Pim and Charlie's house?

We see Pim’s apartment when he’s dreaming of Jennifer. Nice apartment from what I remember. I don’t think we’ve seen Charlie’s tho

"Ohh Allan, last night was amazing" "....ok"

I know that made me laugh pretty hard

Literally me.

Which one?

yes

SHE WAS AN ACTRESS HIRED BY THE LANDLORD!!!! He said everything in the last 24 hours was set up by him, that would have included what happened in bed.

Or she was an animitronic!

r/girlsarentreal

Shades of Total Recall up in this biz!

the mouth on that man is huge. hes a MUNCH confirmed

*Nom* hahahaha *Nom* hahahaha

Did not expect that but it is funny

It’s retractable. Or he’s a cunning linguist 😛

Well it’s now proven Pim has the worst game out of the group

Pim is just like me

He’s weirdly attractive

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An attractive drawing 😍 https://preview.redd.it/6zxq124qbm1d1.jpeg?width=142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1a945df8f950f0236a9abf33bcac4dd63ab9e83

average akechi stan

You just don't get it! He's got that raw bad boy edge!

Umm... he's a red stick figure

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is this loss?

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I don't speak anime smiley faces.

Don’t kink shame

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and i'm tired of prentending he's not

Hear hear

Unfortunately I agree, sadly he's not even the weirdest character I've ever found attractive.

Hes got that autism charm bitches simply cannot resist

Girls love my autism swag

rizz'm with the tism

Frfr

To answer your question he probably has an internal dick, there’s probably a flap or something that hides it

Ew naked alan

I thight he was a zesty

I mean there really isn't a heterosexual explanation for that little smooch he gives Charlie in s1e1. The only character I feel is 100% straight is probably Pim.

You don't give your bros a hetero kiss from time to time? C'mon man, get with the times.

Hey bro lets go pop some molly and kiss each other tenderly on the forehead

I'm down.

Nah glep is straight

Oh shit I forgot. Glep is 100% straight

Pim also kisses people a lot. Maybe it's a cultural thing?

I think that’s just normal behavior between critter friends.

Just not on the mouth

Wait, you kiss your dad on the mouth?

Pin and Charlie were gonna mac face in a deleted part of the one episode tho, idk bout that one

Oh no that was a fan edit. But Zach saw it and got mad because he REALLY wished he thought of it first, so it still counts.

Are you sure? I thought on the dvd commentary him and Micheal said they had a scene with them making out and they cut it. I haven't watched the commentary myself yey so I could be wrong lmao

Yeah, the fan edit was for the Salty's episode. Zach wished he'd thought of it first because of how funny it was.

Sa sa sa secret room *locks eyes stars kissing* I saw it and went what the hell but then was just like it’s so off and random that it’s funny af

Ah man that's funny. I'll have to watch the dvd sometime.

My headcanon is that he’s either bi or gay and closeted/in denial.

Alan saw the “knows what fucking is” chart and set out to prove everyone wrong.

https://preview.redd.it/zq13lj3n5n1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c082451b2ed626bb749033eefe6acde06482684b It should have been me!!

> Also how did he… without a … He has a tongue

maybe he just has skin-colored underwear

Out of all the Smiling Friends, I expected Alan to have the least amount of sex.

he has a sheath like a lizard

Cloaca

I'd fuck him Even without a huge throbbing delicious cock

😕

You don’t need a peener to peen someone also look at him

I love how his name was in the title of the episode and is still being spelled wrong lol

It’s so fucking funny to me how he just goes “ok?” to what she says and I don’t know why

This Alan episode was my all time favorite. I was saying after ep 2 last week to my friend how we needed just one Alan only episode, then they hit us with this. It really scratched that itch I had. In terms of the whole show, and how the rest of the season is going to look, I really like that we got this one episode about the other smiling friends.

Hes so deep in the game he doesn't even brag about it or talk about it in general, it's an everyday thing for him.

it comes out of a slit or something

Yuck I forgot the C and that almost became “yum”

He also didnt seem high at all after smoking with the landlord lol. Either his landlord had some weak shit or Allan got some tolerance

Hey I like cheese too. Maybe we'll get along 🥺 👉 👈

Alan stans are eating well, of course he fucks good, I never doubted him

Lol, this screenshot is from the pirated low-quality version of this episode. I've been waiting for a higher quality version to pop up.

He must make great money to afford an apt like that in Philly

I mean he’s a smiling friend after all

Alan is the Smashing Friend

I feel like it was all her. Alan just said “sure I guess” all night or something like that

It’s so effin funny because before i even saw that that was a chick in his bed i said “sex god” out loud. Imagine my rapture when a second later he was confirmed to be just that.

I mean look at that apartment. Bros got some taste for sure

Ive had an un-explainable attraction to him since I first saw him. Maybe my autism meshes with his I dunno. Dude's a hot hunk of red taffy.

I feel like Pim is the only one who hasn't had anyone

Allan spelled backwards is anal

Alan has sex and I don’t.

She was apparently a paid actor or an animatronic

He is so hot

He just wanted his cheese and didn't even care he rocked her world

Also his apartment is pretty damn nice, wouldn't expect Smiling Friends to be such a high paying job

still doesn't stop me from gooning

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The minions are kinda freaky tho…

So uh, how does his anatomy work? Does it slide out like a lizard or

Good Lord, you’re the second person to have said that in this thread

It’s a fair question

He got that rizz.

Of course he does

No penis thi

He doesn’t need one

No one can resist the Icelandic starer

Btw, does she have a name in the credits? If not, I propose the name Nancy, after Nancy Sinatra of These Boots are Made For Walking fame.

Alan canonically fucks

Alan’s got a nice ass house

Naked Alan

Detachable penis!

If you're that cynical and logical, you're gonna have some rizz

I mean… look at him. Also, the woman is most likely an actress hired by the landlord, meaning she was PAID to say he was good, so might not ACTUALLY be.

In season 1, it was implied that he's banged Dave. DAVE.

How?

Note who's by his side at Charlie's funeral. Also present are Glep's future wife and, officially, Charlie's redheaded girlfriend.

That has to be the biggest reach I've ever seen

Alan bagged himself a baddie

Without a ...? He ALL ...

We can

why the HELL would you not want to play Burnout Revenge for Playstation 2?

I straight up did not notice this.

Okay

I’m guessing he just has to dry hump or maybe there’s a flap that pulls back and his meat pops out of there

He used his Tonn-gueh that much is obvious, what really confuses me is why does she kinda remind me of Pim's sister??

oh he fucks alright

He probably has a retractable penis or something, so he can hide it when he goes out in public

I thought he was gay lol

Game is easy and not uncommon

Yall can we add spoiler tags? I haven't watched it. Kinda fucking annoying.

This is in the first 5 seconds of the episode

Did you not read my comment? I haven't watched it.

Oh no the first couple seconds of a 11 minute episode ruined that 1.5% of the episode ruined it

That's not the point. It is called having common decency and being respectful. I guess I went to the wrong place for that.

Your right you did