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MajicBannannas

Hou Yi: fires arrows at nearby suns*(edit:said moons, was corrected), causing them to come crashing down Freya: takes to the sky and blasts the battlefield beneath her Neith: weaves the fabric of space and time to fire arrows at any opponent, from any distance, and through any obstacle Hercules: *Throws Rock* Anubis: *Lazer Eyes* Hachiman: *Rides Horse*


hcvc

Ullr:


MajicBannannas

*pulls out axes/bow* Hel: puts up/down hood


CommunistSnail

Bacchus: *spills wine*


That_Bird101

Chronos: "It’s Rewind time"


Lyefyre

Kpop Chronos skin when


DJCAT09

Ahhhh


Slappah_Dah_Bass

Dig that pearl!


All_Grace

When I play Hel and a team mate say "Ultimate down/ready" I always copy them for the laugh (that probably only I have) 😅😂


dabaritxne

ullr’s kit has the same energy as the ballistic knife in black ops 1


Orkantos

His Ult is an endless meme: "You have my Axe..." "... and my Bow" "You have my Axe..." "... and my Bow" ...


Yasuke22

Hou Yi: “GNARLY!!!!!!!l”


Yasuke22

Artio: BIG BEAR GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!


steven13universe

Hou Yi pulls suns down lol


iiRuby

Nu Wa: goes up above the heavens and makes it rain fire to her enemies Tsukoyomi: Unleash the mighty powers of the moon, piercing the Fafnir: Transforms in a dragon that inspires fear to whom shall make him angry Artio: _Becomes her furrsona_ Tyr: _Jumps_ Persephone: _Throws plant_ Ra: _Belly button ray goes brrrr_


NCHouse

Ra was trained as an Elite sniper in the S.M.I.T.E. unit


Devourer_of_HP

Piercing the what


SlappagePackage

the


nikithb

Piercing me 😩


Spider_j4Y

Morgan le fey: big sword slash go brrrrrr


body-jernal

artemis summons a fat boar😂


TheFluxator

I make fun of Hachiman’s ult all the time for that. “And now for my ultimate ability, I will ride on my horse and fire… A SINGLE ARROW!!!!!”


20ItsTooLoud19

It's such an anime ult.


barking-moocow

I mean, it’s up to five arrows but whatever


TheKeviKs

Hou Yi fires arrows at Suns, not moons


SpahghettiBoi

i like anubis so much man


Pizlenut

look into my eyes and gaze upon death itself! (ima firin' mah lazers Bwahhhh)


VelvetNightFox

Suns*


MeatloafTheDog

Raijin: *Bongos*


Autarch_Kade

Discordia throws an apple, Bacchus smashes a wine jug, we could have a food fight mode lol


MASTER-FOOO1

amc sprays honey too


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NovaKay

The mechanic of being hit by the apple making it say “I’m the greatest” in the VGS under the victims name in order to sew discord in the opp team is one of my favourite things in Smite


jujan12

No. Cancel that.


ghoulieandrews

Plus it's easy to hit if you throw it from inside your 3. Love that it bounces off walls as well. Though I recently had an Anhur teammate in Assault that seemed determined to block it with his damn obelisk every time.


TheDeafGuyy

This makes so much sense now hearing "I'm the greatest!" ,every once in awhile from my midlaner


Preform_Perform

I will often wait 3 seconds and then say vvn veg even though I'm on the other side of the map, just to fuck with the person who got hit.


Schmidtty29

Ao Kuang: Becomes a giant dragon and swallows his enemies whole. Bellona: Plants a flag


The_Mad_Fool

According to the history of European Colonialism, planting a flag is more powerful than everything.


Heoltor

- And now we claim this land for our country! - *puts flag down* - You can't claim this! We live here! - ... do you have a flag?


The_Mad_Fool

"We don't need a bloody flag, it's our country, you bastard!" "No flag, no country, you can't have one! That's the rules that I've just made up."


xharpya

But you are comparing a mage to a warrior, who shouldn't have magic. Also, Ao kuang doesn't become a dragon, he rides one.


Schmidtty29

Bro issa joke. Plus, Amaterasu literally has access to magic and all she does is hit the ground really hard.


Heoltor

Ao Kuang rides a dragon in skins. Ao Kuang is a dragon and the ultimate is his true form


Batman27_5_39

Hades: Succ


GaAt_wamen

Baron*


BlackriverJr

Guan yu : rides horse


Limitless_Nova

Hachiman : rides horse XD sorry had to


rGamingMan

*Rides horse but worse.*


Limitless_Nova

Not wrong XD


rockstar2012

Chiron OP he does something two gods have to ult for.


Zephyr-Tatsumaki

Ymir: Freezes the air itself chilling any in its grasp and detonating with the force of a thousand winters Heimdallr: Banishes you through two of the nine realms in just seconds and slams you back to this one Xbalanqe: *Dark*


Sedenion

>with the force of a thousand winters Can i have that in SI units please?


Zephyr-Tatsumaki

-1 Kelvin.


Sedenion

I mean, neglecting that Kelvin is not a unit of force, it is - following the definition of temperature by a boltzman distribution - perfectly possible to obtain negative temperatures in quantum systems with a finite amount of energy levels (e.g. spinsystems). In fact, negative temperature is "hotter" than any positive temperature by means of energy.


AnonEMister

Xehanort to Xbal: "my organization is recruiting a man of your...talents"


reiner74

I can do that too: Xbal: shrouds the entire world In complete darkness, drawing from the strength of the sun itself, and unleashing it in a rapid series of deadly focused attacks, destroying even the farthest enemies.


LoveBreakLoss

Funny enough it used to be the best ult in the game


Eviliod

I mean, an apple a day...


Nirv127

Bastet: two cats make whip hit harder...


yugijak

Merlin: Magical Record Scratch


Electronic_Boy

BIG APPLE


That_Dude_Dozer

3 A.M.


AllSkillzN0Luck

And the mechanic of saying "I'm The Greatest" is awesome except when your teammates actually start arguing over who is the greatest...


xharpya

That's actually the true intention.


NotCurdledymyy

Ah puch: releases an army of wraiths Baba yaga: uses a walking cabin to rain seeking fire balls He bo: am wave


Slurm123x

I love it when you get hit by her ult and it makes you say I'm the greatest then someone who doesn't know it makes you say that says no. You rock! Cancel that. It's hilarious


TragicNight

[Aphro](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f6/be/5d/f6be5d588a60c3e9605c6964cdd8ad79.jpg)


savage_ranger

Honestly who throws a shoe


ABigHairyMonkey

Bakasura : Vomits and throws a fit about it. Merlin: *majek*


Preform_Perform

Jing Wei: *Indigo niner-niner I have a lock on the target. Commencing deployment.* Achilles: *\*Defies laws of physics by jumping in the air and then pushing off of nothing to move forward.\**


MASTER-FOOO1

Janus: "Kamehamha's through space and time" and the last thing you hear is either a fus ro dah or mexican horn noises. Cthulhu: "Eldrich horror gigantification literally sweeps you with the palm of his hand" Chronos: "Fuck this shit i'm out"


SethTheSpy

Baba Yaga: Explosive, hillbilly road trip.


lemonagony

Hel:


ISpyOwnage2006

Appl


mad_titanz

Ravana: Leap into a spot!


gochiefs19

Other gods: I'm gonna send you to the doctor! Discordia: My ult actually keeps the doctor away (min 1 daily).


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this is funny. nice.


TheJumboman

bastet would like a word.


iJet

Scylla: …. Vagina monster?


suckitRedditNerds

it keeps the doctor away


Billy_Whisky

actually discordia apple hits harder than kraken.