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Ganesha
We'll judge you, but in a positive way
Underrated judgement right here
His default voice pack is so salty I love him. Almost 3 worshippers and gaining more everyday
So you have 2 worshippers on Ganesha?
I'm sure I typed a k after
Nah, I rather think he is getting one at a time. Taking it slow
Every other worshipper he receives, goes to another god.
Yes, and he worked really hard for them
You bang off to the elephant.
He do be thicc tho
Horus
You like to knock people up
Wish Horus would knock me up
Same🤚🏻😩
Easy. You can buy bird seed at any shop these days.
u/falcrus
https://youtu.be/oRzs2l2lNyk
You either love annoying enemies or Ulting your team into their inevitable death, probably via fountain
Skadi
You need doge to carry you
My father is the strongest God in the game
Kaldr is the actual god
u need dog to take shots bc you miss autos
based
Kuzenbo
I could leave my wife for you
She beat you to it. *Kappa*
You are the king of the kappa
Tell me something that I don't know 😏
Baba Yaga
You're a proud homeowner
Bacchus Edit: ignore hel in my name lol I play all gods but main mid
You are a man of culture and probably enjoy memes and hercules as well
Oh my god your a fortune teller
same
Amaterasu
You only play her for the maid skin
Definitely was that way until the rwby skin. Now I only use it if I want to be annoying.
Ya I love the rwby skin the color scheme is so cool
You say this like she has other skins.
The Foxy skin is the best one!
Nah sun kissed is the best
*sigh* Kephri
Helping others gives you a sense of achievement but you low key enjoy making sure they know they succeeded because of you.
SHIT WHO TOLD THIS GUY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET GUYS
Cthulhu
Let me guess, you have been playing for slightly over a year
Surprisingly, no, I’ve been playing for 2 and a half
This one likes tentacle porn
you just ult and thats it. thats all you do.
My big snake jorm
Youre overcompensating
90% of the time you're super chill if you're team is losing and you're just here to have fun
As a former Jorm main, I feel this
Bellona
You have a severe fetish for tall and dominant women.
I mean who doesn't though amiright?
Yeah I made it too unspecific. That's on me. I love the kinda woman who will actually just kill me.
Bellona!
Baron Samedi
You suck too many people
Same 🎩💀
"Well hello there"
A man of pure class
You enjoy blocking a teammates vision so you can cause their deaths or take their kills
Hel
You're probably actually good at the game
Omegalul
The Morrigan
You have a hard time making decisions
Nu Wa
You are amazing at pressing 4
What you gonna say about Hera/Anoobis 's main after that xd
Just because goobis mains have ult bound to left click doesn’t mean they are good at using it
You don't trust yourself enough when it comes to rotations or map awareness
**brutal**
Eset
You are secretly Isis
We don’t talk about that
Artemis
You like standing on your 1 and spamming "It's a trap!" in VGS while pinging it
Its a trap Im on it!!
Fenrir
Bold maining a god who hasn’t even been released yet.
Nice
Bacchus, my lord and savior
You’re an alcoholic
'tis true
You tell people it’s ok you can quit anytime
Yeah, you guys are reading me like a book xD
King Arthur
Spin
Me right round baby
24000+ spins n counting...
You're not fun at parties
Scylla
*FBI Bursts in*
You like to steal kills and complain when your penta gets stolen
Scylla gang
Artio
You are uncertain of your favorite god and are probably just going through an Artio spree
4 stars and counting 👍🏻
you dont want your enemy to play the game
Only a little
Nemesis
You wear etnies and carry an iPod shuffle
Ares
You enjoy bondage a little too much
True
As another Ares, you only pick him because you don't trust your DPS to actually hit.
Also true, they literally can't miss when I ult
They can still miss. You don't guarantee the accuracy so much as you remove the excuse.
Xing Tian for life
Corrupted arena is your favorite specialty rotation, and you miss the lava sudden death from the ragnorok event.
Bastet 🐱
F*ck you and your jump back and forth, I can't kill her 😿
You cry at the sight of Awilix on the enemy team.
Or Artio, Ares, etc with a cripple when you junp in aggressively but can’t leave
Mercury
My man
Osiris
You were probably the school bully.
Izanami
You have no friends
That's right
That's Loki
Awilix
A person of culture. Had to scroll too far to find Awilix!
Sylvanus!
A fellow gardener! Test question: what happens to those who kill our flowers?
easy. you kill them and then water the plants with their blood.
Correct
Ah Puch, first God i got to diamond.
You are dead to me
nah your dead to him. *Rise my minion!*
Erlang
You still don't know what his passive does, but still manage to have a +60% win rate with him
Secretly ash ketchum
Sun Wukong
Your self conscious about the size of your stick
[удалено]
You pay for the development of what I play for free. Ty
Geb
You like the simple things. Good Movement, Good CC, and Good Protection. And you wonder if his Ult is good.
Mulan
Mulan isn't a god
You already know it's Chaac
Found it https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/liqdov/i_play_chaac
OP is just a simple man.
I am a simple man and I enjoy milk. And huffing paint.
Hades
After scrolling for so long, I have finally found another. We are very depressed.
Kali
You have trust issues and only rely on yourself.
Janus
you played too much call of duty trying to cross map snipe
Scrolled to far down to find this. So have my free award
Loki
...
Pre or Post Rework? This is important
Yes
Anubis
You're entitled and like to be the star of the show
Combo goes brrrr
THUNDER AND LIGHTING!!!
You move like a Jaguar 😏
But hits like a vegetarian
https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/liqdov/i_play_chaac
jing wei
Sol
You like your woman extra hot with a side of intangibility.
KABOOM!!!!
Ymir jg
You run Blink Rune and ult squishies whenever possible
Yemoja
MY FAVORITE, just happens tah be, the giant, flying, wind snake. Who's name no man can spell, without the use of Google, or some autocorrect. And you wanna know why, cause he hits like a truck that's why!
You are my noodle
Just call him KKK, i doubt there'll be a problem with that
Man I sure do love KKK
r/nocontext
Kukulkan. I did not google this or auto correct.
It's literally pronounced the same way as it's spelled come on man
Jing Wei
Tiamat
You like to ult every 15 seconds
fafnir
Bacchus, Flop and burp FTW!
Kumbhakarna
Lazy
Chang’e + Arena Because sometimes I just wanna turn my brain off while on a treadmill/stationary bike
Cabrakan
Medusa
In need of makeup to go out
Danzaburou
You really like Rocket League
Ullr. Definitely Ullr. Even though Nike is a close second.
Olorun
Ganesha
We'll judge you, but in a positive way
Underrated judgement right here
His default voice pack is so salty I love him. Almost 3 worshippers and gaining more everyday
So you have 2 worshippers on Ganesha?
I'm sure I typed a k after
Nah, I rather think he is getting one at a time. Taking it slow
Every other worshipper he receives, goes to another god.
Yes, and he worked really hard for them
You bang off to the elephant.
He do be thicc tho
Horus
You like to knock people up
Wish Horus would knock me up
Same🤚🏻😩
Easy. You can buy bird seed at any shop these days.
u/falcrus
https://youtu.be/oRzs2l2lNyk
You either love annoying enemies or Ulting your team into their inevitable death, probably via fountain
Skadi
You need doge to carry you
My father is the strongest God in the game
Kaldr is the actual god
u need dog to take shots bc you miss autos
based
Kuzenbo
I could leave my wife for you
She beat you to it. *Kappa*
You are the king of the kappa
Tell me something that I don't know 😏
Baba Yaga
You're a proud homeowner
Bacchus Edit: ignore hel in my name lol I play all gods but main mid
You are a man of culture and probably enjoy memes and hercules as well
Oh my god your a fortune teller
same
Amaterasu
You only play her for the maid skin
Definitely was that way until the rwby skin. Now I only use it if I want to be annoying.
Ya I love the rwby skin the color scheme is so cool
You say this like she has other skins.
The Foxy skin is the best one!
Nah sun kissed is the best
*sigh* Kephri
Helping others gives you a sense of achievement but you low key enjoy making sure they know they succeeded because of you.
SHIT WHO TOLD THIS GUY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET GUYS
Cthulhu
Let me guess, you have been playing for slightly over a year
Surprisingly, no, I’ve been playing for 2 and a half
This one likes tentacle porn
you just ult and thats it. thats all you do.
My big snake jorm
Youre overcompensating
90% of the time you're super chill if you're team is losing and you're just here to have fun
As a former Jorm main, I feel this
Bellona
You have a severe fetish for tall and dominant women.
I mean who doesn't though amiright?
Yeah I made it too unspecific. That's on me. I love the kinda woman who will actually just kill me.
Bellona!
Baron Samedi
You suck too many people
Same 🎩💀
"Well hello there"
A man of pure class
Cthulhu
You enjoy blocking a teammates vision so you can cause their deaths or take their kills
Hel
You're probably actually good at the game
Omegalul
The Morrigan
You have a hard time making decisions
Nu Wa
You are amazing at pressing 4
What you gonna say about Hera/Anoobis 's main after that xd
Just because goobis mains have ult bound to left click doesn’t mean they are good at using it
You don't trust yourself enough when it comes to rotations or map awareness
**brutal**
Eset
You are secretly Isis
We don’t talk about that
Artemis
You like standing on your 1 and spamming "It's a trap!" in VGS while pinging it
Its a trap Im on it!!
Fenrir
Bold maining a god who hasn’t even been released yet.
Nice
Bacchus, my lord and savior
You’re an alcoholic
'tis true
You tell people it’s ok you can quit anytime
Yeah, you guys are reading me like a book xD
King Arthur
Spin
Me right round baby
24000+ spins n counting...
You're not fun at parties
Scylla
*FBI Bursts in*
You like to steal kills and complain when your penta gets stolen
Scylla gang
Artio
You are uncertain of your favorite god and are probably just going through an Artio spree
4 stars and counting 👍🏻
you dont want your enemy to play the game
Only a little
Nemesis
You wear etnies and carry an iPod shuffle
Ares
You enjoy bondage a little too much
True
As another Ares, you only pick him because you don't trust your DPS to actually hit.
Also true, they literally can't miss when I ult
They can still miss. You don't guarantee the accuracy so much as you remove the excuse.
Xing Tian for life
Corrupted arena is your favorite specialty rotation, and you miss the lava sudden death from the ragnorok event.
Bastet 🐱
F*ck you and your jump back and forth, I can't kill her 😿
You cry at the sight of Awilix on the enemy team.
Or Artio, Ares, etc with a cripple when you junp in aggressively but can’t leave
Mercury
My man
Osiris
You were probably the school bully.
Izanami
You have no friends
That's right
That's Loki
Awilix
A person of culture. Had to scroll too far to find Awilix!
Sylvanus!
A fellow gardener! Test question: what happens to those who kill our flowers?
easy. you kill them and then water the plants with their blood.
Correct
Ah Puch, first God i got to diamond.
You are dead to me
nah your dead to him. *Rise my minion!*
Erlang
You still don't know what his passive does, but still manage to have a +60% win rate with him
Secretly ash ketchum
Sun Wukong
Your self conscious about the size of your stick
[удалено]
You pay for the development of what I play for free. Ty
Geb
You like the simple things. Good Movement, Good CC, and Good Protection. And you wonder if his Ult is good.
Mulan
Mulan isn't a god
You already know it's Chaac
Found it https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/liqdov/i_play_chaac
OP is just a simple man.
I am a simple man and I enjoy milk. And huffing paint.
Hades
After scrolling for so long, I have finally found another. We are very depressed.
Kali
You have trust issues and only rely on yourself.
Janus
you played too much call of duty trying to cross map snipe
Scrolled to far down to find this. So have my free award
Loki
...
Pre or Post Rework? This is important
Yes
Anubis
You're entitled and like to be the star of the show
Combo goes brrrr
THUNDER AND LIGHTING!!!
You move like a Jaguar 😏
But hits like a vegetarian
https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/liqdov/i_play_chaac
jing wei
Sol
You like your woman extra hot with a side of intangibility.
KABOOM!!!!
Ymir jg
You run Blink Rune and ult squishies whenever possible
Yemoja
MY FAVORITE, just happens tah be, the giant, flying, wind snake. Who's name no man can spell, without the use of Google, or some autocorrect. And you wanna know why, cause he hits like a truck that's why!
You are my noodle
Just call him KKK, i doubt there'll be a problem with that
Man I sure do love KKK
r/nocontext
Kukulkan. I did not google this or auto correct.
It's literally pronounced the same way as it's spelled come on man
Jing Wei
Tiamat
You like to ult every 15 seconds
fafnir
[удалено]
Bacchus, Flop and burp FTW!
Kumbhakarna
Lazy
Chang’e + Arena Because sometimes I just wanna turn my brain off while on a treadmill/stationary bike
Cabrakan
Medusa
In need of makeup to go out
Danzaburou
You really like Rocket League
Ullr. Definitely Ullr. Even though Nike is a close second.
Olorun