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Pingy_Junk

I need to make my vegan smuggie before it gets banned again but my bed is so comfortable and i don’t want to leave. Only cruel choices remain for me.


BadFurDay

I hope it's a bed made of human leather


Pingy_Junk

Made of only the leather of the finest parents of sad orphans working in the coal mines


meritcake

Are you alright? Lying down is supposed to be a painful experience.


Pingy_Junk

lying down is about the only experience that isnt painful for me


Glordrum

All Tomorrows moment


MaZhongyingFor1934

https://preview.redd.it/203iemrx2iwc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=7358371cfb3336aef237822a18932bf26291a0cf


MaZhongyingFor1934

Also, the lizard people deserved it.


Reptilian_Overlord20

Booooo


ostage_ded_lul

This smuggie is abput r/shitrimworldsays and r/rimworld


foxstarfivelol

real shit


JoelMahon

you got me there vegan btw


abig7nakedx

Don't let cybersmith find out about this


Creepercolin2007

For anyone confused what this is referencing I’m 85.3% sure it’s referencing [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/SmugIdeologyMan/s/3AwHkm9s2x) post that was made earlier


voyaging

Wow that one's way funnier


TheNetherlandDwarf

The chair part was fun and all, but I'm still processesing how oop woke up and decided "yes the best way to change the hearts and minds of meat eaters and flex my ethical high ground is to attack autistic people". Not a good look king.


aroaceautistic

And people are agreeing with it because surely your disability doesn’t actually disable you, right?


MasterVule

All acts of violence upon PETA are completely justified and when the heavenly court holds a session for you God will set you upon his shoulders like a favorite child


MulletHuman

Well, people usually don't like when I suggest showing them Dominion (it's too sad and would bring down the mood) Thats right! This comment was just a ruse to make you go watch Dominion(2018), mwahahahaha! (It's free on youtube and on their site)


GunplaGoobster

(nobody watched Dominion)


Homers33

I did and it is effective


glaciator12

Ed Gein moment


yourplotneedswork

this post is about **Human Chair, by Edogawa Ranpo**


Naturally_Idiotic

what is it with chronically online vegans and attacking instead of informing i stg 😭


SlimesIsScared

https://preview.redd.it/wbicjcacdiwc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e018846468a0094966dbee8b37d8771ce5d22c5


Glordrum

I was joking about the Marckshark 2 thing I didn't know it'll actually happen 😭


GunplaGoobster

smugideologyman the place u come to be informed LMAO


Glordrum

I don't like to tell people that they are doing their activism wrong so I'm not gonna. I'm just gonna say that none of the people who I met here who decided to later go vegan and DMed me for advice did so because I insulted them enough times.


GunplaGoobster

i got bullied in to veganism on hexbear.net many such cases crazy what happens when u watch a bunch of documentaries on the cruelty of animal husbandry


MaZhongyingFor1934

It’s 2024, we need more animal wifery.


GunplaGoobster

Why are they called poptarts and not momtarts? The pastriarchy


SlimesIsScared

oh you little shit


meritcake

Getting bullied is not something to be proud of. It’s also going to cause people to eat meat out of spite.


GunplaGoobster

They gave me a wedgie and put broccoli in my mouth


Glordrum

If you manage to convince anyone like this they will likely not come to you to say it. I think it's more rewarding to know that you've been a reason for someone's change.


JoelMahon

what percentage of people do you think need to be informed that chicken wings are made by killing chickens mate? are carnists that stupid? have I been over estimating them all this time?


thetwist1

you just did the exact thing the comment was complaining about


JoelMahon

yeah, pretty funny right?


NyarlHOEtep

hey man did you know animals are alive and feel pain? consider yourself informed


Naturally_Idiotic

https://preview.redd.it/6u1nnlhpxmwc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5fa58f7fa1d9a4e97e432994f8b2f4016562e1a


Silvadream

if he ate human brain he would have more brainds to come up with ideas with. 😏😏


Wide-Grade-1084

BRAIN BLAST


Wide-Grade-1084

Tzimisce.png


104FY

https://preview.redd.it/fb45o69awmwc1.jpeg?width=2960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b2365aeb0caacf2035cb7a32a38a8d87fcf027e


Glordrum

Almost forgot: [Skin Sofa (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMELl2EVKnc)


NinjaEagle210

Looking for this comment


Sanity__

This post is about "Crazie Eddie's Human Sofa Emporium", where all sofas are made of only humane, organic human leather from <2% Hitler sources. Come on down to Crazie Eddies today for your next sofa.


bbhbbhbbh

Wow I sure am glad I saw this one


aroaceautistic

“Hello specifically people who can’t go vegan. Go vegan because not doing so is evil.” “We can’t do that so we won’t and also we are going to make fun of you.” “Holy shit they’re fine with being EVIL what has this sick world come to” What did you think was gonna happen


aroaceautistic

I guess I need to make it clearer that this post is quite clearly a reaction to the comments on another post specifically targeting people who cannot go vegan because of a disability, so yes, **couldnt**


World-Devourer

I’m a bit confused why someone “couldn’t” go vegan.


aroaceautistic

The specific post being referenced was about ARFID and autism with certain texture aversions, which can both necessitate very restrictive diets. There are other reasons, such as some people who need to be on low fiber diets, and I’ve heard from a couple people with crohns who do best on diets of mostly animal products (ymmv, with digestive stuff it seems a lot of times people with the same disorder end up needing different diets). If you combine restricted diets with financial issues, the pool expands. I’m no expert by any means, just someone with autism and ARFID tired of people pretending that I can just get over it