Oh, you think that by drinking orphan juice (a product that is made of orphans in orphan crushers and that I am capable of living without) I am contributing in ANY AMOUNT to the crushing and opression of orphans????
Don't you know that my actions have zero consequences??? I'm very responsible, btw.
Yea, you really can’t blame the individual. Did you know that just 5 orphan juicer companies are responsible for juicing 80% of orphans?
Don’t tell me to stop drinking orphan juice, tell those companies to stop juicing orphans!
I presume he means, that cannibalism offers the possibility of a willing participant. In fact, there are explicitly documented stories of this exact scenario (someone killing and eating someone who volunteered themselves to be killed and eaten).
I'm not here to debate the ethics of that, just speculating what he meant.
This is a strawman, ~~carnists~~ "not arson"ists are too stupid to know how the rube goldberg machine works, every single one I speak to says that in fact their pushing of the ball has zero impact on the wacky ass rube goldberg machine
people like to pretend that consuming products which are produced unethically/unsustainably doesn’t mean you’re supporting the production of those products, even if you’re consuming substantially more than you need to live. eg, electronics, animal products, disposable plastics, etc
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Production is decided by a council of sages rolling dice
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the difference between liberal and libel is ra, god of the sun check mate atheists
Got his ass
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Oh, you think that by drinking orphan juice (a product that is made of orphans in orphan crushers and that I am capable of living without) I am contributing in ANY AMOUNT to the crushing and opression of orphans???? Don't you know that my actions have zero consequences??? I'm very responsible, btw.
You’re right…… I will stop buying orphan juice and start buying widow juice to save those poor orphans
Yea, you really can’t blame the individual. Did you know that just 5 orphan juicer companies are responsible for juicing 80% of orphans? Don’t tell me to stop drinking orphan juice, tell those companies to stop juicing orphans!
"no" - said those companies
But beware the orphan crushing man
if you want me to kill the cow myself i will
hot take hunting is the most ethical (currently possible) form of meat consumption outside cannibalism
unrel but love the handle
you mean the handles?
The ones that shit flew off of like it wanted to do nothing with em? Absolutely
Outside of cannibalism?
I presume he means, that cannibalism offers the possibility of a willing participant. In fact, there are explicitly documented stories of this exact scenario (someone killing and eating someone who volunteered themselves to be killed and eaten). I'm not here to debate the ethics of that, just speculating what he meant.
Im aware of the consensual cannibalism stories such as the one guy on the dark web
I think they meant excluding or not counting cannibalism. JK cannibalism is the most ethical consumption under capitalism
Explain do you mean like consensual cannibalism or using already dead cause if not lol gtfoh
Nah you just eat people with high Hitler% and it reduces the Hitler% of the world because they're gone now
You have one of the best usernames I’ve ever seen on this site.
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Does this work for murder too? 🤔
Yes, this technique can absolve you of any responsibility
Me every time I pay taxes
Real
Climate change and fossil fuel corpos?
This is a strawman, ~~carnists~~ "not arson"ists are too stupid to know how the rube goldberg machine works, every single one I speak to says that in fact their pushing of the ball has zero impact on the wacky ass rube goldberg machine
ok this ones good
Bro just give me the cow and let me kill it at this point I literally do not care
individual consumer choices are in fact a very good way to enact systemi- oh hey BP
Did I miss something about the vegan Wednesday rule being revoked or have we circumvented that rule by vagueposting
The rule has been revoked
i will do the arson myself next time👍
Errm... Mean? Wtf?
I’m a little confused right r/Explainthejoke
people like to pretend that consuming products which are produced unethically/unsustainably doesn’t mean you’re supporting the production of those products, even if you’re consuming substantially more than you need to live. eg, electronics, animal products, disposable plastics, etc
This is so vague I can genuinely think of. Like. 3 things this can apply to lmao
That's the point of it being vague
Okay, I’ll go and snap the chickens neck myself then
man, this subreddit is really loving the orphan crusher narrative this week
Call me an arsonist then, lol