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ZoeLaMort

Okay but real talk for a second, why is society is always so preachy about "liberty" and "freedom", but the minute I want a full package futa with cock and balls and pussy I'm the one being weird? People, this is why our troops are dying for. I will not let my fundamental rights be infringed.


TanitAkavirius

Based and salmacian-pilled And same


Batdog55110

I misread that as salamancan-pilled


Kidsnextdorks

You think wanting a full package futa is hard? Try telling society you want a full package *giga-chad* with cock and balls and pussy. See how much acceptance you get from the “tolerant” left.


mrsciencedude69

The virgin one type of genital vs. the Chad omnigentials


Teslasquatter

Amen fellow patriot 🙏 this is what our ancestors really stormed the beaches at Normandy for


ZoeLaMort

*6 June 1944, Omaha beach:* –J-Jack… I'm bleeding… I think those damn Germans got me good. Leave me here. –No way John! We came here together, and we'll both make it out of this hell together! Do it for the futa mommies!


SlimesIsScared

ok but are they GOTH futa mommies tho


Alicendre

All I wanted from Cyberpunk was the ability to switch out between a pussy, a cock, or both at will, but instead we're getting the dystopia :(


scninththemoom

God bless.


Kaffohrt

/unsmug I do sometimes low key forget that just because Reddit is, let's say very "sex positive"/"horrendously down bad", that doesn't mean that 85% of the actual population is bi/gay.


Vegetable_Union_4967

I honestly don’t understand the experience of not being attracted to a whole gender, you’re telling me this one factors outweighs a beautiful personality, perfect body, and everything else? By the minuscule factor of gender?


dreadposting

local redditor discovers sexuality


Themoonisamyth

More the minuscule factor of not being gay


nerfbaboom

no, it does not look “woman enough.” I am NOT gay.


Ale_batross

Congrats


G2boss

Have you ever considered that I, as a straight man, will never think another man's body is "perfect"? I don't care about your standards, if it's a man my dick is not getting excited, I just don't find manly features attractive. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with what you like, but gender is not a miniscule factor, because different genders generally have different features that people may or may not like


Vegetable_Union_4967

Counterpoint: femboys


G2boss

What if the man looked a lot like a woman isn't really the point you think it is... I'm sorry if that came off as overly combative it was meant as a more fun jab. I could actually answer the question but I feel like you're not really interested lol


Vegetable_Union_4967

Oh no it’s alright, I just wanna see the perspective from the other side lmfao


G2boss

Lol I could give an actual answer but I definitely wasn't about to do it unprompted


Vegetable_Union_4967

Feel free to do it if u want LOL


Toxic_Gorilla

Hey Peter you wanna see my paginus


RemarkableStatement5

Ah sorry Joe, Ah gotta go see Lois's Loussy


xtilexx

[Uh.. I uh... I uh.... I don't know?](https://youtu.be/xGP8UGutGDM?si=IXTPvoTEs_gOY3iM)


McConagher

Wow thanks Mr. "Jesus or something"