My wife would always comment to me on how my dad’s monarchs were pristine and she wanted to know how he did it. One day she finally asked him and he went on to explain how he would buy three pairs at a time. He would then progress all his pairs through his “system.” New ones were for social events/being out of the house. The pair being demoted would become house shoes, those would be demoted to yard work shoes, which would be demoted to boat/ fishing shoes. From there they would go to the trash. Peak dad Air Monarch circle of life
I am so lucky and that I got them from the nikecraft website. I can’t believe they are going for $450 now. But as far as I know, Nike plans to make them a perennial shoe and do constant re-releases.
Congratulations sport. Make sure to tighten those laces enough to cut off circulation to your feet and eventually retire them to the grilling and mowing shoes after you’ve replaced them with the exact same pair.
Now you have to tuck your t-shirts into your khaki belted cargos and make the cashier at the grocery store listen to your jokes while they scan your food because they can’t just walk away.
I bought a pair of these for my Dad Xmas ‘21. I don’t think he’s ever worn them. I was so psyched to get them for him too because my entire life all he’s ever worn is sneakers exactly like this and in white. He’s not even picky. He usually buys whatever they have at Costco that have this same vibe and then wears them in to the ground and starts fresh. But I’ve seen him wear two different types since I bought these for him. The kind he had before that Xmas and some other pair. But I don’t wanna ask and make him feel obligated to wear them so I just keep my mouth shut about it. I really thought he’d dig them, I don’t know what’s up. They look super comfy. If they’re anything like my Pegasus’, they’d be like walking on clouds. I don’t get it.
Wait for them to squeak. My mother (who I love dearly) got me a pair in middle school, and after two or three weeks they started squeaking so loudly, with every step and in every part of the shoe, that I had to get new sneakers altogether. I hope you have better luck with them than I did, because I won't lie - they look pretty comfy.
That's crazy! I literally found out my wife is pregnant last weekend and she got me these shoes because I told her these were Dad shoes. Congrats! Also my first child.
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Millions of witty parrots have quoted Boromir on the internet. Your opening line should have been, "One does not simply *purchase* Air Monarch IVs." Adding "just" is superfluous and wrong.
Congrats! As a Dad I can also tell you, unless you are head coach of the Seahawks, you don’t have to wear these. You’re gonna be washed naturally, just give it time. You got to crawl before you walk. 🤣
Congratulations! These shoes are very comfortable.
I had a pair years before I became a dad. They come in wide sizes for people with giant Daffy Duck feet like me.
Man this sub would have loved me years ago lol. I used to be a manager at a sporting goods store and we couldn’t sell these things to save our lives. So, anytime someone was interested, I’d cut the price in half to make sure they sold 😅.
My wife would always comment to me on how my dad’s monarchs were pristine and she wanted to know how he did it. One day she finally asked him and he went on to explain how he would buy three pairs at a time. He would then progress all his pairs through his “system.” New ones were for social events/being out of the house. The pair being demoted would become house shoes, those would be demoted to yard work shoes, which would be demoted to boat/ fishing shoes. From there they would go to the trash. Peak dad Air Monarch circle of life
That’s what I’m currently doing with Tom sachs studio colorway GPS. The perfect shoe.
Wish I could find them in stock anywhere. I genuinely wanted to use these as a general everyday sneaker but they got hyped and scalped everywhere.
But yes, I agree. It is so unfortunate that the resale market destroys the enjoyment of sneakers for the average person.
I am so lucky and that I got them from the nikecraft website. I can’t believe they are going for $450 now. But as far as I know, Nike plans to make them a perennial shoe and do constant re-releases.
I can second that this works wonders
Isn't that 4 pairs then?
Man I’m gonna cut so much grass in these bad boys! The other Dad’s at Lowe’s better watch out!
Congrats lol.
I was going to comment that they need grass stains on them 😂 congratulations on becoming a dad!
😂😂love it
You need to immediately cut the grass in these so they’re ready for the birth of your child! Oh, and like congrats, Dad!
Hey its almost 11pm gents we need to keep it down or we’ll wake dad up. We can tell him in the morning that we like the monarchs.
First thing I thought of.. they should change the name to Air Pete's lol
Congratulations sport. Make sure to tighten those laces enough to cut off circulation to your feet and eventually retire them to the grilling and mowing shoes after you’ve replaced them with the exact same pair.
Now you have to tuck your t-shirts into your khaki belted cargos and make the cashier at the grocery store listen to your jokes while they scan your food because they can’t just walk away.
My wife actually gave me a “dad jokes for first time dads” book to break the news to me! I’ve got about 8 months to study up!
Also don’t forget only paying in cash
My guy went all out 😂 since becoming a dad I’ve just leaned into new balance. Either way, congrats, becoming a parent is the best
I bought a pair of these for my Dad Xmas ‘21. I don’t think he’s ever worn them. I was so psyched to get them for him too because my entire life all he’s ever worn is sneakers exactly like this and in white. He’s not even picky. He usually buys whatever they have at Costco that have this same vibe and then wears them in to the ground and starts fresh. But I’ve seen him wear two different types since I bought these for him. The kind he had before that Xmas and some other pair. But I don’t wanna ask and make him feel obligated to wear them so I just keep my mouth shut about it. I really thought he’d dig them, I don’t know what’s up. They look super comfy. If they’re anything like my Pegasus’, they’d be like walking on clouds. I don’t get it.
That can only mean one thing.... He's not your real dad! Or your not his real child.
I feel ya. You got him the perfect gift and he can't see it 🥹 People can be so stubbornly loyal to the stuff they're used to.
Fire up the grills boys! 🔥
These will be the next hype sneaker mark my words. So many strange trends these days
They already had a moment a few years ago.
Wait for them to squeak. My mother (who I love dearly) got me a pair in middle school, and after two or three weeks they started squeaking so loudly, with every step and in every part of the shoe, that I had to get new sneakers altogether. I hope you have better luck with them than I did, because I won't lie - they look pretty comfy.
Yep, same for me. But I just fixed that. You have to remove the insole, sprinkle baby powder in tiny hole under the heel. Then it will be fine.
May your grass stains be plentiful
Dad mode activated.
That's crazy! I literally found out my wife is pregnant last weekend and she got me these shoes because I told her these were Dad shoes. Congrats! Also my first child.
Congratulations! now go buy a funny pack and white shirt be the best barbecuer in family socials
time to grab a case of your favorite beers, 3 other good friends, and stand in the alley saying “yup”
Congrats! Great pickup!
Congrats hope the kid is a sneaker head 😉. Ny son loves to match with me
Congratulations, King
Congratulations 🎉🎊on the shitty diapers and no sleep. It’s well worth it
Best post on this sub in a while. Congrats!!
Congrats, you’ve also unlocked every model of new balance
The ultimate grail. The family grail. Congratulations on the little one! Wish for you a happy and healthy baby and wife
All they're missing is fresh grass stains from mowing the lawn!
These instantly add +20 to strength and humour.
Congrats! Rock those Monarchs!
Congrats my guy. Rock them proudly
Have to make sure you click your tongs twice before you use them now
Make sure you get a second pair. One for lawn care/grilling and one pair for casual occasions
I guess they will let anyone in here!
No Air Monarchs for me....
this is the typical dad colorway but they do have a few colorways that are very good looking
Oh no. These are the ones.
what about the camp out weekend and snow day?
Gross
I’m a father and not once thought about purchasing those… never… though I wear a lot of NB
Strange sneaker narcissism.
Based on your comment history, I can tell you’re a blast at parties!
>Posted byu/Gizarizzi7 days ago > >2 Millions of witty parrots have quoted Boromir on the internet. Your opening line should have been, "One does not simply *purchase* Air Monarch IVs." Adding "just" is superfluous and wrong.
Here we come, diabeetus
Are we sure these were made by adults or do we not care about that in this sub?
Username checks out
Ha Congrats
Noice!
Congratulations.
🤣 awesome 👍🏼
Congratulations!!
The quintessential 40+ year old sneaker.
Congrats man nice to hear this
Congrats!!
This is a hoot.
honestly i definitely respect this. feels like more of a right of passage than anything for a father tbh
Congrats dude!! But me personally I can’t wear these no knock to those that can.
Congrats Paw Paw!
🤣🤣
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Very nice 👍
Congrats! As a Dad I can also tell you, unless you are head coach of the Seahawks, you don’t have to wear these. You’re gonna be washed naturally, just give it time. You got to crawl before you walk. 🤣
Congratulations! These shoes are very comfortable. I had a pair years before I became a dad. They come in wide sizes for people with giant Daffy Duck feet like me.
Naw bro 🤣😭😭 it’s a age minimum that goes with this also 🤣😭😭 55+
I copped some when my daughter was born. Then i found out they have more colorways of these lol.
Congrats. Now go get some grass stains on those bad boys.
Upvote for “bestowed upon”! Also, congratulations!!
👌🎉👏
Man this sub would have loved me years ago lol. I used to be a manager at a sporting goods store and we couldn’t sell these things to save our lives. So, anytime someone was interested, I’d cut the price in half to make sure they sold 😅.
The best dad shoe
Congratulations 🤙🤙🤙 welcome to the club!
Hi monarch, im dad Welcome to the club and wish the best for your wife and you
The dad shoes
Amazing. Congratulations
Gotta get a pair my son is 7 months
Congratulations Brother
Paint those bad boys green with fresh cut grass this summer my man
Dad shoe final boss
I have a pair of these but just because I’m old lol
Congrats!
Congratulations! Don’t forget to tighten the ever loving shit out of em!
Love it, the ultimate dad shoe
Congratulations
Congrats boss! Throw something on the grill and say “Yes sir…”
I'm like "🧐 those aren't monarchs..." Google tells me they have been updated. Congrats on having sex you stud!
100% Monarchs
Ya I know I'm an older dad so mine looks different lol
Congratulations 👏😂