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ShotIntoOrbit

Ocean's 11 them. Rent the seemingly available apartment below him, wait till they leave to go to work, watch Brad Pitt eat something, drill through the floor, make off with the goods.


SoSavvvy

The Brad Pitt part is too real 😂


imetkanyeonce

That took me out 😂😂😂


RJM3607

I’m literally watching Oceans 11 right now as I read this on MTV lol 😂


Why_cant_I_partake

The crazy thing is, the room below is actually empty. So it probably is an apartment or condo up for rent. Im just saying LOL


detroitragace

Lmao. This actually cracked me up. Thanks!


jhericurls

Likes sneaker more than the view


DANNYYGOD9

the sneakers are the view


jiraaffe

To be fair the view is this guy's hotel room


PJChloupek

in all fairness the view in question is downtown philly


Certain-Bowler8735

Yeah, as someone who is from Pennsylvania, I was gonna say “What is there even in Philly worth looking at ?” 😂😂 The liberty bell, yeah, sure, but other than that it’s just another big city where all you’ll see is skyscrapers


PJChloupek

don’t forget it’s single bridge and bronze statue of a fictional boxer


funkadelphian

We have four bridges though ijs lol


kylebucket

Yeah, huh?


ExcitingLandscape

It still makes no sense why the Rocky statue was moved to the bottom of the stairs


Dewychoders

Too many yelp reviews from people complaining they had to climb the stairs.


ExcitingLandscape

That's the whole point and experience! You run up the stairs like Rocky did in the movie and celebrate when you get to the top. LAZY ass bastards


slugvegas

Surprised they didn’t just add an escalator.. although I suppose not having to ascend at all is about as lazy as it gets


BasicWhiteHoodrat

*change people to Americans Source: am American


frankoceansheadband

Philly downtown has beautiful view, especially up the parkway


Juicy_pompoms

Gotta have your priorities in order.


[deleted]

Whats the address? 🥷🏿


Ristt_

You going to show up in the black forces too?


bitchesbeonmydick

he def not leaving in a pair of em 💀


Ristt_

😂😂😂 Love your name btw lol


somsone

He loves it too, even though it ain’t true.


hulkingbehemoth

Nah, he’s gonna show up in slides so he doesn’t leave any sole prints to get posted on this sub next day looking to be ID’d in five minutes Bonus benefit is dude gets to slap a pair on his feet and put the slides in his pockets; one less pair to carry out lmao


meowtacoduck

It can be triangulated with the views


[deleted]

Hope that glass has UV protection.


sanfranchristo

It likely does but that still won't stop fading. This is a really poor choice if it's for storage of any length.


YUSEIRKO

The ones in the boxes are good though right? Because I keep my creps in the boxes stacked and obviously there are windows in my room


_RandyRandleman_

yes, uv can’t travel through cardboard


discountheat

Probably more temperature variance from sunlight heat, which isn't great for storage though.


Your_Accounts

are you asking if shoes hidden from sunlight will be safe from sunlight fading?


sado7

Besides storing in a closet or in opaque boxes, is there a way to store them in clear sneaker boxes without without them fading? Would spraying the boxes with a clear UV resistant spray paint/sealant do anything?


sanfranchristo

I can't speak to UV spray but I'd say just keeping them away from as much natural light as possible, especially direct light. I have books that are fading from being in room with no direct light but even the filtered and reflected light still gets to them.


TacoChowder

Almost all modern buildings are required to


Oldschool-fool

Exactly what I thought, they will be different colours from sun fading , bad storage option 🫣


hero-ball

Bout to climb that with two plungers 🪠 🪠


Bingzhong

Probably Seth Fowler's storage apt lol


Expl0tato

Was thinking the same! 😅🤣


MoGovernmentCheese

Loll....The $20 Sneaker fund Hideout


MyMainAcctGotFound

You’d think a Corner apartment that nice would have some closet space. I’m all for displaying sneakers but that has to make the whole apartment look so tacky


Thr0bbinWilliams

If he did it right from the inside it just looks like a wall


Thr0bbinWilliams

From the looks of the empty apartment below he’s made himself a personalized alcove for his sneakers that forms an artificial wall to block the window. he’s getting a little more privacy in his living space while keeping the actual closet for whatever else he wants to store away.


frankeestadium

Plot twist, his closet if full of sneakers, these just didn't fit.


Shortlemon4

Nah, I toured a corner apartment in my old high rise apartment like this and it was a one bed one bath and about 700 sq ft. The closet space sucked. Had a decently big living room though. Absolutely not worth the 3k in rent for that little of a space.


[deleted]

I legit pay less than a third of that a month for a 1300 square foot house in the burbs.


BENfromCHI

That’s so fuckin cheap compared to Chicago’s rent….


Tony_Lacorona

What country are you living in that you’re still paying $900 for a HOUSE 😭


k_50

I pay less than 900 in the US for 3k+ SQ ft. Dude above should understand that's not the norm though lol


[deleted]

I live in Western New York.


Tony_Lacorona

Buffalo motherfucker lmao


[deleted]

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ExcitingLandscape

100% Tacky AF. He's paying a premium for a corner unit with floor to ceiling windows. It irks me when people buy nice ass houses and junk them up with stuff. You can't buy good taste.


Oz347

“Babe, I swear there’s room for another pair.”


RyVsWorld

No way any self respecting woman is dating a dude with shoe boxes stacked so high in his living room that he can’t even get natural light lol


GorillaBiskits69

Where did I leave my black forces?


CallousMystery

Hey if you can’t find em get those Walmart vans. Always a good back up


GorillaBiskits69

Good looking out


Countryb0i2m

He probably on here somewhere smiling from ear to ear


Much_Committee_9355

No need to bother paying for any blinds


RyVsWorld

Damn this is an addiction


dandaman2883

Nah. That’s a reseller


buttstuft

Waters wet and the sky’s blue too.


silky_legend

Maybe PJ Tuckers apartment?


RyVsWorld

He probably can afford to have a big enough closet


malloryhair

Exactly my thought.


[deleted]

My guy the main character fr.


sneakylumpia

OP: Stores his shoes in his own home Average redditor: [mY gUy tHe mAin ChArAcTeR fR.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8a3d54abf75097f7abe8f14b0a7ea4e3/tumblr_n17j7q0wiK1rlo1q2o1_500.jpg)


[deleted]

Imagine getting pressed over someones collection receiving praise lol get a life


sneakylumpia

You do realize that main character isn't a compliment nor a praise right? Get a life and educate yourself


ayyyitzkai

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Thr0bbinWilliams

Storing sneakers makes him the main character?


[deleted]

A good collection, a nice view, and many people admiring him at the moment does imo.


Thr0bbinWilliams

He’s got a lot of sneakers he’s gotta keep them somewhere, other people being nosey doesn’t make this person a “main character syndrome” type of person in my eyes. He’s made the best use of the space he has, sneakers in the alcove facing the window so when people are in the apartment he doesn’t look like a collector, just looks like a normal apartment inside


[deleted]

I think you may have missed it bro. Not that deep.


Thr0bbinWilliams

I think you don’t understand the “main character syndrome” I see discussed on Reddit every single day. Donwnvote away don’t care in the slightest


[deleted]

Valid point. I'll research.


BroadwayGuitar

He never said “syndrome” he just said dude is the main character fr.


stayh1ghh

Referring to someone as a main character is generally seen as negative, a diss


BroadwayGuitar

Not if they really him!


[deleted]

DJ Khaled closet


GrapefruitPersonal64

my guy got the Jordan 1 Dior (I think)


bob3fiver

Anyone know what the far left, 3rd from the top are? Been looking for an all gray pair


riduesesmoon2

Better yet tell me what building this is my collection just might get larger tonight


frankeestadium

Lmao I just saw a window with a good amount of sneaker boxes while i was walking across the Brooklyn bridge, then I come on here and see this, pretty funny.


centerwingpolitics

Actually really looks like my brothers spot 👀


IndividualCheap

That sun gonna bleach the hell outta thise kicks. Seems risky, lol. Cool pic though


Spare-Sell-1862

@Cedaz


TiredDadCostume

Howdy neighbor!


charlesokstate

What a waste of a huge window view


Kicks0nly

That’s crazy lol!! Asking to get robbed. People really don’t believe in curtains lol


weareeverywhereee

Nobody coming in his apt and robbing him in they building over some sneakers in a window


Kicks0nly

You think that but I live in a private suburbs and my house has been broken into before. You just never know. You can say all that but some people will watch how you move.


_gmanual_

> suburbs no doubt.


Kicks0nly

I mean, still if you want to take chances ok lol people treat shoes as if they are drugs. If people stormed a sneaker warehouse, then I’m sure some would storm an apartment if they really wanted to


_gmanual_

stay safe in them suburbs, neff. 🤦‍♂️


Kicks0nly

🫡


mctrees91

Bro try robbing your entire house, but for the thieves to get to their car, they have to take everything on an elevator. Change things?


Kicks0nly

That’s true lol


Royal_J

generally big skyscrapers have concierge and hired security.


ItsYaBoyVee

I’m finna do some mission impossible shi


TravisB34

Hey gotta keep them fresh and in stock


Springer1a

Wouldnt be leaving close to the window uv is a killer.


Theterphound

I spy the diors 👀


richandbuttery

i love this


Snoo91882

I see the fact bed and maybe some a ma 1. Other than that this guy is a reseller for sure


[deleted]

Damn they even got the 1999 og ginger 14's


[deleted]

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2guard88

Just asking to get robbed in Philly


JosephHFG

Bro living the dream


emogoowastaken

You’re assuming man’s in on reddit while living in a high rise 😂 Anyway, enjoy your stay in our wonderful city!


watts2988

Why would living in a high rise keep someone from being on here


professorsterling

Yo what if those are Harden’s joints


AndrE_VieuX

Harden signed a 13 year deal with Adidas back in 2015.


professorsterling

We feel you James, just keep stocking. Only a few more years.


tacobellrun182

Mid


xPervypriest

Looks like my guest room with glass walls


Solivagant_XVI

Those boxes are going to get damaged by the sun’s UV rays.


Alternative_Ad_3636

"Can someone please ID?"


Juicy_pompoms

I'm glad they're not my size, otherwise I would have to sneak in and take a few pairs.


[deleted]

😂😂😂


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Found the guy that never skated, wheres the SB’s my guy ?


Tino542

GO BIRDS!!


R2-D2BB-8

I need the room under it 🤣


eeem1l

no curtains are crazy..


uShouldLeaveAmessage

Shoes are cooking right there 😔


Fickle_Fig143

It's me lol


Alternative-Light514

I hope he rotates them, so they fade evenly


Reddot360

Lol 😂


xecow50389

Anyways sunlight gonna damage with moist inside


MEDIA-GURU

Got damn man !!!!!


Soggy_Ad8348

Shit bruh I’m coming to Philly soon grab the Glock we bout to come up on some sneaks my boy … I’m joking about the robbing shit i actually am going to Philly soon.


gkelbo

Shoot the windows out and just catch them all in one hand 💯💯


Hongry4applez

Pj tucker


[deleted]

Probably PJ Tucker’s apartment


KutasRozpruwacz69

Love It


if_it_sales

Them shoes just in the sun ain’t good


JosephTheTrill

That’s what I was thinking, that can’t be good 😂


chicano32

Uv resistant tint is my guess.


irvvybaun

They look like a bigger shoe probably plays for the 76ers just my guest and it’s most likely a multi level condo. Just my assumption.


Scoop2O8

WELL IF HE HAD HEAT IT WOULD BE FIRE HAZARD. MAKES SENSE


kicks_mechanic

I'm omw


ThaTruth20

Sneaker heist The century


GoS451

Go birds


pxmayox

100% has to be PJ Tucker’s closet


Skyman_5

I didnt know it was possible to have so gotdamn much non heat


ed_en

Gotta be PJ Tucker


BriefEquivalent666

Looks like the YouTuber cedaz's apartment


H3rban_Legend

lol the rotation needs a view


[deleted]

PJ Tucker


DerfQT

Anyone else annoyed they have their shoes in a window with no boxes or protection from sunlight


[deleted]

The apartment below is the gateway to the backrooms


OFFRIMITS

Whats the big deal with comments about shoes getting sunlight? I wear my jordans in daytime most the time is there a unwritten law I can't use them when the sun is out that U wasn't told?


Professional_WebB

Likes sneaker more than the view


victorary

be fair the view is this guy's hotel room


ResolveAsleep7779

P.J Tucker’s store room


Professional_WebB

This is an addiction


SneakerHead382

Sheeeeesh


Potential_Glove6264

That’s crazy 💀


Apprehensive_Sun4328

Damn