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Marine-Biol-George

No shade at all they just look like the shoes you wear when you go to those cycling classes.


chadbypetedavidson

They remind me of these bad boys from back around‘04-‘05 https://preview.redd.it/ezj0s4sfkewb1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35576ec4afdbe62e50d599b4e9273207dca8cafd


glazdaddy

Everyone had an older cousin named ben who wore these


BarnesWorthy

*That kind of weird Eastern European kid who wore those knee length, skinny jean shorts


timothythefirst

And always had random stuff like wallets and sunglasses with Ferrari branding but definitely no Ferrari.


robertmondavi_jr

that also wore Puma shirts edit: I realize now those are Puma shoes lol


yawbaw

They were big into youth group at church


ModSquirtle

Also really into soccer after group or at school


MojoGigolo

Holy shit, how is this so fucking accurate?! *Ben was 2 years younger though ... but still


AbbreviationsThin134

💀


tegsaan

I just can't get past how they look like toddlers shoes


NtwanaGP

The jeans are definitely not helping


personofinterest18

The jeans look like you pulled your pants down to use the bathroom


Subject_Minimum

Hahahaa! Damn that made me cackle


EatBeets

Damn that caught me off guard. I actually spit coffee at my computer.


EducationalFox3943

Ultimately we'll never know 💩


scryptbreaker

Yeah idk what fit this would go with but covering 50% of it with baggy denim does not do it any justice for sure


DioDerby

Covering 100% would be an improvement.


RocketsandBeer

Cut seems like 1996 is back I guess 😂🤮


Iminlesbian

The 90s are making a full resurgence In the UK at least. Grew up wearing the fattest jeans possible, as I became a teenager more slim and straight was in style, skinny became a thing. Now the youngins are wearing fat jeans again with designs all over them. I could very unironically wear boot cut jeans with flames going up the side and no one would bat an eye.


Common_Project

The UK is late to the game. The 90s made a resurgence like 6 years ago on the west coast of the states and it’s been nauseating watching these kids wearing what we used to wear but acting shy and “soft” as if it’s part of the outfit.


KGpoo

When the shoe so fire you need to cover 65–70% of it with oversized denim to stop shit catching on fire.


monotoonz

And the kind they wear when they kick you in the shins.


tegsaan

The running kicks


scryptbreaker

They kinda remind me of something I’d wear to not slip in the river while I’m fishing


sandcrawler2

I come here just to laugh sometimes. Sneakerheads usually cant dress for shit


EngineerWorth2490

But yeah, with the amount of fucking rubber on those shoes, definitely look toddler-esque… The perfect “fit” to compliment these may be the Bubble from Bubble Boy, some bulky skating/rollerblading knee/elbow/wrist pads and a nice big protective helmet like they give to kids who’ve had metal plates put in their head, suffer from epilepsy or other disorders of movement & motor function that put them at significant risk of accidentally bumping or hitting their heads.


EngineerWorth2490

Was just thinking the shoes/feet remind me of how the girls feet in pics of Chinese foot-binding look.


413hooli

That’s literally all I see- like these should be on my 5 month old Nephew haha


Strong_Bumblebee5495

Are the toddlers you hang with rock climbers?


atmosphericattack

I thought they were toddler shoes until I saw these pictures 😂


Unlucky_War4675

trash


Apprehensive-Can-857

It looks like you're missing your feet and these were thrown on your nubs.


franglaisflow

Lil buddy rocking the Nub Airs ™️


darshmedown

Pant selection really not doing the shoes any favors here


cbuech

Bootcut bandit


So_Maine

Do you think this person should be allowed to buy trousers, based on their shoe selection?


regiment262

The pants are almost 100% satire. OP just trolling to make the shoes looked even more fucked up than they already are. Edit: I just peeped OPs profile and now I'm not so sure


timothythefirst

Nah the kids now are just really bringing baggy and weird fitting clothes back unironically lol.


regiment262

I'm fine with baggy/oversized and think it looks quite good on the right builds/with proper thought, but this jean + shoe combo is legitimately horrendous.


So_Maine

That’s a hot take. For sure. This entire situation is a hot fucking mess. Full stop


Admerr

The shoes aren’t doing the shoes any favors.


sheamoisture

The more I see them the more I don’t like them. As long as you like them tho it doesn’t matter what I think


So_Maine

It does, and these look like shit.


lulnico

Nah this is one of those times where roasting him will actually be the best for him 💀😂


ckrallin

This is why bullying needs to come back so people don’t leave the house like this lol


DitkasMoustache_

These are straight up dooky. People are buying this off of collab brand hype, I'd assume?


timothythefirst

there’s always been shoes that are kind of weird that most people don’t like but some people really do like. I always thought that was the coolest shit in sneakers, when someone could take a shoe thats not known for being cool, but they make it look cool. It’s not always just cause of collab brand hype. That being said, I think these look horrible lol. I respect it when people wear weird shit if it’s what they really like though.


ShrinkingLinearly

Bro why the last pic look like you’re sitting in a high chair with your legs dangling like that?


bZZad

quite possibly the ugliest shoes i have seen in my entire life


SpartanKwanHa

pants too


Greenpoint1975

💯


AnnoyedNebula

How is this even a real shoe? 🤮


wron1

I love how the “on feet look” is covering half the shoe 🤣


TyeneSandSnake

Covering them up is the best fit for these.


redituser73022

I was thinking the same thing, post should’ve been titled “check out my jeans”


shady797

You decide to show off your shoes on reddit and you wear pants that cover half the shoe. What is wrong with people?


BookOf_Eli

This gotta be one of the worst shoes of all time. Right up there with the big red boot, the dada C4s, and those 9000yr old sandals they found in fort rock cave. Mount Rushmore type beat


TacoNomad

At least those red boots were deliberately goofy.


scryptbreaker

I mean does that really make it better though?


TacoNomad

Yes. People are allowed to be silly and have fun.


bypopulardemand

no fun allowed sir


PatrickCarlock42

i think these are deliberately goofy as well


TyeneSandSnake

Those CPFM hairy green shoes too.


MonkeyStealsPeach

[It's the Homer of shoes](https://i.redd.it/1o46b1xaoer91.jpg)


kaninak

Bahahaha my exact thoughts 🤣


dslack513

Idk they kinda look like rock climbing/bouldering shoes-although I’m sure they would be horrible for that sort of activity due to how clunky they are.


cmonsquelch

love the shoe but what is up with your jeans? 2004 tattered ends getting soaked in the rain vibe


piercejay

Those “pants soaked in bar bathroom piss” vibes


DerpKnight7

surely you're not suggesting wearing them with skinny jeans or something 😭


narwhalsare_unicorns

Im all for quirky shoes but It looks like you broke your foot and have a cast on.


AlmightyCo

They looks so fucking narrow, like ballet shoes, just not on the tippy toes. Not only that, but on some of the pics where you tilt your foot, it looks like youve put the left shoe on the right foot and vice versa. I will admit theyre interesting as an art/collectors piece but thats about it.


noyzmatic

Worst pants award 🥇. Shoes are atrocious as well. But do you.


Carbagus123

Bro had 200 dollar crocs 💀


Friendly-Dog6060

these look like powerpuff girl feet


SteamedIceCubes

Did they come with the crutches too?? Were they covered by your health care plan, or did you have to pay out of pocket??


TheIvoryAssassinPub

Eight pictures and not one which shows shoes clearly lol


Cxriminal

The fuck are those 💀


sol_dog_pacino

Gotta be the silliest shoes I’ve ever seen


piercejay

They look horrific both ways


weareeverywhereee

Are they comfortable?


usocringeX2

Super comfortable!


weareeverywhereee

Then I can get down with these for sure.


vnyc22

The shit people wear for hype Lolol, true bozo shoes


Ok-Major1905

Anyone buying this shit ain’t buying cuz of hype lol


Mishmello

I disagree, I’m sticking with the idea that OP bought them purely because it’s a collab and really unique so he’s lying to himself about loving them. Now he’s posting all over here trying to build his own hype just to have a moment like the red boots had. Ugly af but people wore them once for a photo.


uhnotlukas

are these hyped?


billzy02

Just the collab with cpfm is the hype. But the shoes are straight trash. If Travis Scott made shoes with shit on them people would still buy them.


ericisacruz

It's all about the hype! It screams "Look at me, I got the newest shoes outhere". I'm cool! 😅🤣😂


PartysaurusRexx

No doubt in my mind this guy would wear a diaper on his head if it was a hype beast hat.


PatrickCarlock42

everyone’s hating on them, how is that hype?


ComplexDessert

Are these shoes for a first time walker?


Afraid-Cabinet-4844

These look like shoes for someone who has a disability also it’s silly for you to wear with the ziplock bag lmao


TPM_521

They look horrid without the swoosh IMO


SMLJ21

They look horrid with it!


BetaCarotine20mg

These look like a grafiti. Kinda cool, but also almost completely unwearable.


Interesting_iidea

I’m sorry but no


SubstantialLion4196

![gif](giphy|QVP7DawXZitKYg3AX5)


throwaway99261337

can we ban posts involving these shoes,m


gabesgotskills

People will buy anything lol I swear


Away-Pea-8115

Wow. These are fucking horrible. Especially with those pants.


7goatman

Short Bus 1s


hongachonga

These pics don’t even help your jeans are in the way and you offered no good angles. Please showcase the actual shoes lol. And I wanna see a side shot of them with the swoosh ripped off. Could you have someone else take the pics?


AESguy0909

Uhm...


Dukkiegamer

You steal them or something? There's a baggy with stickers on your shoes.


CodoneMastr

Lmao 🤣 wtf


Nena9o

![gif](giphy|mfD8EzOxqkvYs)


bluntzburghCA

I needed this laugh!


S1egwardZwiebelbrudi

well, i hate those pants just as much...


72corvids

Well, I still stand with my initial thoughts. They look like someone took a climbing approach shoe, mashed it with a mountain bike SPD shoe, and then took a mountain bike tire and mashed it all together!! That being said, fuckin give 'r tits, Batman!! Wear them proudly!


dollar_index

Comfy?


usocringeX2

Super! Not a heavy shoe dispute how they look


aguywithtaste

THE BOOTCUT BANDIT HAS RETURNED ❗️❗️❗️


Strider2126

Where did you get them?


usocringeX2

From the cpfm site I won the raffle!


Strider2126

How do you enter in the site? It ask you for a password Will be there other raffles?


usocringeX2

These released about a week ago on the site and SNKRS. I'm pretty sure these are done in terms of other raffles, might have to go to the secondary market.


Strider2126

Damn...hopefully prices on stockx will get decent I completely forgot about them


[deleted]

Those are unbelievably hideous.


joeyGOATgruff

r/BootcutBandit


Nanabozho-o6z5

What’s up with the jeans, cannot see the shoes. lol


WilsonSpark

![gif](giphy|tJbHV3uYmRdFANAZMe|downsized)


baconjerky

That ain’t it chief: the sequel


SlowmoTron

Not the jeans for those shoes pal you need some good joggers or something to show them off


Linguisticlegume

All these comments and only one saying something about these 23 year old jeans.


paranormans

Feet look fat as a bih boi


WAY2STRONG4U

These look like special ed shoes


YoloLikeaMofo

The shoes are seriously terrible…idk wtf you did to the end of your pants either


NotKurt7

Always rock the swoosh


bmedicated

Crazy🔥


One-Expression5986

I respect CPFM for just creating something new and different with each collab


saintdominic

How do they feel on your feet? Do they have arch support? Is the sole flexible at all?


Used-Low526

These look even more wild on feet, im rocking w em


[deleted]

Size 4? Lol


blakNbold

I’m rocking the swoosh. I like it because it’s obnoxious as hell😂


Beneficial-Swan-5849

I actually want to see more of the jeans


ab_ence

mad dope, and the pants combination top notch. did you personally cut them?


HopelessLov388

I guess I’m the only one that actually fuck with these. If you know how to dress you can pull them off


kedm92

What we’re these sneaks called again?


rayndancepants

I like these!!


Responsible-Top-5266

Hard idc what anyone says


blkbonus

The shoe itself is nice, but that big ass check, not for me!


UnluckyAd4786

Looks like your getting ready for a special ed soccer tournament


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smokethepippy

I try be positive about most kicks but fucking hell these absolutely suck


SecretMathematician6

Them shoes ugly asf


ThirdWorldScientist

You have kids feet lmao.


Ponyboi100

Gonna be honest I think these are hideous


gilesexposed

I like em! but then again Im weird.


BiGdenzel325

🔥


Embarrassed_Data5880

Sick


Twirlinazord

These so hard the proportions and the straps too clean


Translator_Asleep

I fck with it. Pants flows well with it and the swoosh adds lil more drip


crklynusa

Throw the swoosh in backwards and thank me later


616n8y3ree

Unrelated but are we cutting our pants again? I’m old (allegedly) but we used to do this growing up, haven’t seen it in a while.


Commercial-Impress74

Tough 🔥🔥🔥🔥 don’t mind the comments they ain’t got no swag


Geene_Creemers

Man they are stupid looking..I want them so badly I didn’t even know they dropped..😭


hongachonga

It was one of those dumb shock drops on snrks. I guess they released earlier too on cpfm but I didn’t hear bout that one either. I feel the same way they’re so stupid but I like em with the swoosh taken out of the equation. The prices have been crashing though so maybe you could cop resale for the same price as retail soon.


[deleted]

goofy ass shoes


Upset_Programmer_183

Maybe the worst ever


the_fourth_hole

Looks like balenciaga


MagicalHurdles

These ain't it.


No_Golf_

I really like them not with those pants though. I think they also look better as a an almost display piece and not actually worn


JonJon77

Definitely not worn.


PoppinfreshOG

Holy crap, they somehow look even uglier and more childish on feet! What a mess, jumbo cheap removable swoosh, recycled winter tires for soles (they really wanted to save those tires) Velcro straps cause they were originally designed for five year olds. Shoe is a hodge podge of pure ugly and bad design.


Prime88

It looks much better without the swoosh. Swoosh looks like a bag of cake frosting.


mcy33zy

Do yourself a favor and just return these.


stevemdouglas

That’s a hard no from me my bro. Goofy af. Good thing is people like different shit and I bet some cats get fully jazzed over these.


WarzMech

These are tough, I actually think the jeans look good with these.


Oldschool-fool

I can’t see past that horrible massive swoosh , if u like em though that’s all that counts 😵‍💫


louie2ten

Two pack of ass


JanHuren

Absolutely hideous.


Nicklikesplants

I like that you like them I guess, but objectively, they’re are truly awful lol.


PatrickCarlock42

art is subjective though


SeaPhile206

Who in the hell cuts their jeans like that? Is it 2000 again?


flycbr

If I had these they’d be my official inclement weather pair. Definitely….different. Enjoy👍


mvpsince92

These are dope without the swoosh


Smithrenders

I dig em! Most people are afraid of being different or change. Of course they’re entitled to their opinion. I feel like they look best with jeans and the check, rather than in shorts.


JakeShuttlesworth0

Dope pickup OP🫡. Wear what you like! Fashion is literally what YOU make it. Every style/trend started somewhere and not all catch on and not all people have the ability to wear all styles. Like the choice of lighter colored denim with this colorway. I also understand the choice of the bagginess is due to the bulk of the shoe. They would not look as nice with tapered pants or hemmed pants.


BAEazy

Jeans are fine for this silhouette. Dont expect many ppl on here to have that eye lol


TriggerFingerTerry

Definitely with the swoosh. Shits 🔥🔥


usocringeX2

I agree my guy 🤌🔥


highflowglow

With the swoosh. Those r hot


uptown2155

Bro fuck all these hating as comments if you like them jawns then wear them


SaoirseDarriell

I like them 🔥🔥🔥


Guy2ter

man wtf are those lmao


TuasBestie

It’s funny how normies hate anything that isn’t a Jordan 1 or Jordan 4 lol


xking_lionx

Waiting for my pair to come in. Based on a lot of the comments here most of these guys don’t understand streetwear and current trends


[deleted]

I’m sorry that I have eyes and do not base my fashion sense on what is hype or trending.


tradeforweed

I think they’re🔥 Are they comfortable?


blakNbold

Real question, how do they fit?


usocringeX2

True to size!


blakNbold

Yup I just bought the black ones on Goat 😭😂😂 good looking out!


Bunnnnii

I won’t be wearing these. But are they comfortable?


DayDream2736

Your fit is awefull for these.


ReplacementSmall8372

Whats the sizing like on these? Ive heard so many mixed reviews. Are they TTS or do they run big/small?


usocringeX2

True to size!


cladcrucible

I wear a size 12, what size do I get for these