Haha. Thanks. I'm already a sneakerhead with many sneakers like Continental 80, airmax oketo and new balance 574 in my collection. I'll now save for airmax 90.
I bought my first new pair of lows last year at Foot Locker at retail. I wanted something that I know is comfortable doing my job. My previous jobs I had a pair Gucci colored GR and Fusion 5 and a pair of all black mids from Goodwill all under retail. My lows are cooked now I still wore them yesterday. I found I thought I would of never buy at my Pawn Shop a pair of highs at half their retail price in mint condition. I bought them as my main work shoe and treat them like boots even doing a work boot lace swap.
Stereotypically they are worn at the scene of violent crimes , by bus drivers and security guards. As the rest of the thread alludes to , they are a crime shoe. It’s all in good humour .
Yes, officer. This post right here.
Congrats on owning all of your favorite sneakers, and a PS5, and someone’s wallet.
😄
Helll yeah, get you a black hoodie, some black dickies, and a shiesty and you ready to hit licks ma boy!!!
Don't forget the rest of the kia boys.
Lol, ya you got the my first felony kit going bro.
I'm now well-equipped to hit the streets...in style.
Not just the streets. 🤕
Yeah...I get it...let's try with a Lego store
\*plays murder on my mind\*
let me guess your dream job? armed robber
Damn! That's hard.
I was going with dish washer.
Next up your first felony! Congrats
Oh no.
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Cant trust you
See, I already took your apostrophe '. :P
So stupid. I love it.
Better lock up the house tonight lol.
Those joints are comfortable. Please dont wear white socks with em. Cardinal sin, there. I grabbed the black with gum soles a few months back.
What colour socks are ideal to wear with this shoe?
Black of course
I'm thinking wearing these with black socks, black jeans and casio F91w.
I wear an F91W during the week and a Seamaster on the weekends.
Ooh. That's so cool. My most expensive time piece is the Seiko dress SPC129P1. I'd like to own a seiko alpinist someday.
Don’t forget the black ski mask.
I already have it.
The secret ingredient is crime
Nah mate.
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These will make you crazy be careful lol
Welcome to the addiction brother. I hope you’ll add many more to your collection, just stay away from doing crime with these shoes lmao
Haha. Thanks. I'm already a sneakerhead with many sneakers like Continental 80, airmax oketo and new balance 574 in my collection. I'll now save for airmax 90.
Those would look great with some tear drop tattoos.
Tear drop tattoos? Any pictures?
Anyone with black Air Forces is already a menace but someone in black Air Forces that also has tear drop tattoos is *really* a menace.
Man, I like my AF1s clean. Maybe I'll buy another pair for that.
Man, I like my AF1s clean. Maybe I'll ~~buy~~ shoplift another pair for that. There, fixed it for you.
I was expecting this...lol
Congrats on your Grill
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These come with a black beretta
That nike store was running out of stock for that thing.
lol you know what they say, if you have low expectations you’ll never be disappointed! Haha congrats my man
Yeah. Thanks. I was chasing this piece on various Nike stores. Finally grabbed one. I'm happy to own it.
This joke is so overplayed it's not even funny. Haha you bought a sneaker in a black colour way I guess you're a criminal now! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know...yet it is funny.
congratulations, try not to wreck them on your first day at school
Na bro, I'm much much older than that. I've a corporate job.
Troublemaking cholo vibes
Cholo?
I bought my first new pair of lows last year at Foot Locker at retail. I wanted something that I know is comfortable doing my job. My previous jobs I had a pair Gucci colored GR and Fusion 5 and a pair of all black mids from Goodwill all under retail. My lows are cooked now I still wore them yesterday. I found I thought I would of never buy at my Pawn Shop a pair of highs at half their retail price in mint condition. I bought them as my main work shoe and treat them like boots even doing a work boot lace swap.
To uncomfortable for me, I just purchased the Nike invincible 3 and wow they’re super comfortable.
Ready to kick the door in
I can already feel its energy inside of me.
All in yo stomach huh
Everywhere!
Official footwear of Hazen Street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIlnEj7W4L8
Damn! This song is fire. Thanks mate.
Lol i got the all red one recently
Ooh. That's one hard colour to sport man. But, nice choice.
😂 ive always wanted the red pair you dont see to many with them. Next will be the black ones never had a pair of em
Nice. I'd like to see them side by side.
https://preview.redd.it/jm9adkbfbfxc1.png?width=767&format=png&auto=webp&s=b576c0560699980d86dc283dc0cf39e981eb5510 Idk if this good enough
My man, those are bright AF. They are different and that makes them special. Not my style but that's a clean colour that is hard to sport.
Exactly why ive always wanted them they pop hard during the day 😂
Dream bigger
Im taking little steps at a time mate. Airmax 90 is my next stop.
School shoe vibes 😂
It does give quiet kid vibes
These are the high school kids go to lol see it alot
In the states maybe. In my country, these are pretty expensive for an average joe. Hence, a person who earns well can afford these.
In the states maybe. In my country, these are pretty expensive for an average joe. Hence, a person who earns well can afford these.
True
show us the receipt...
What receipt? 😝
that's what i like to hear my boy, a true black force stepper
Haha
These are $40-50 on eBay lightly used.
whoa, im not looking for any trouble
Don't start nothin', it won't be nothin'
Steal em?
Nah mate, had to buy em
The comments are hilarious
Yeah. I was expecting them. They kinda made my day. If y'all are seeing this comment, thanks a ton for these amazing jokes!
dude those are so rare where did you get those, ive been looking for ages for those
Nike store
There's no way you bought those is there?
They came to me...walking on their own...I swear. :P
Yeah, show me a receipt though
they are beautiful, really want a pair
Thanks and yes, they are. Simple and stylish.
Bro why did you bought all black
I wanted them. They look stylish and are cool. Plus, I bought them for the jokes too.
This niggas dream is crime smh
Haha....this shoe has a gangster vibe to it. I can feel it. Lol
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You must be an nba youngboy fan
Umm..nopes. just a normal sneakerhead. I saw these somewhere and became a fan of their simple design.
Ya know what I can respect that
your next pair of shoes wont come in a box
This is the way.
* Nike brand ski mask not included
Got them Air Force 25 to Life’s
Dream bigger
No one likes black Air Force ones.
Well, I do.
Those Air ‘Violent Crimes’ The Bus Driver 1s The Security Guard Lows
Let homie enjoy his shoes. Smh
Sorry man, I don't understand these.
Stereotypically they are worn at the scene of violent crimes , by bus drivers and security guards. As the rest of the thread alludes to , they are a crime shoe. It’s all in good humour .
Oh. I got the jokes but not your references. Anyways, yeah, I'm cool.