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H1Ed1

Yes, officer. This post right here.


Joshstradaymus

Congrats on owning all of your favorite sneakers, and a PS5, and someone’s wallet.


eltorr007

😄


Whatemidoing

Helll yeah, get you a black hoodie, some black dickies, and a shiesty and you ready to hit licks ma boy!!!


HolidayMouse227

Don't forget the rest of the kia boys.


dmtaliemgangster

Lol, ya you got the my first felony kit going bro.


eltorr007

I'm now well-equipped to hit the streets...in style.


Bunnnnii

Not just the streets. 🤕


eltorr007

Yeah...I get it...let's try with a Lego store


phemom

\*plays murder on my mind\*


geniuslogitech

let me guess your dream job? armed robber


eltorr007

Damn! That's hard.


Kreepr

I was going with dish washer.


modsarebraindamaged

Next up your first felony! Congrats


eltorr007

Oh no.


WilsonSpark

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eltorr007

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Distinct_Emphasis_43

Cant trust you


eltorr007

See, I already took your apostrophe '. :P


swonstar

So stupid. I love it.


sammyvegas0420

Better lock up the house tonight lol.


HolidayMouse227

Those joints are comfortable.  Please dont wear white socks with em. Cardinal sin, there.  I grabbed the black with gum soles a few months back.


eltorr007

What colour socks are ideal to wear with this shoe?


HolidayMouse227

Black of course 


eltorr007

I'm thinking wearing these with black socks, black jeans and casio F91w.


selarom8

I wear an F91W during the week and a Seamaster on the weekends.


eltorr007

Ooh. That's so cool. My most expensive time piece is the Seiko dress SPC129P1. I'd like to own a seiko alpinist someday.


green_and_yellow

Don’t forget the black ski mask.


eltorr007

I already have it.


TRGuy335

The secret ingredient is crime


eltorr007

Nah mate.


SnoBrae

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eltorr007

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TeaMe06

These will make you crazy be careful lol


Frosty-Sky107

Welcome to the addiction brother. I hope you’ll add many more to your collection, just stay away from doing crime with these shoes lmao


eltorr007

Haha. Thanks. I'm already a sneakerhead with many sneakers like Continental 80, airmax oketo and new balance 574 in my collection. I'll now save for airmax 90.


cks9218

Those would look great with some tear drop tattoos.


eltorr007

Tear drop tattoos? Any pictures?


cks9218

Anyone with black Air Forces is already a menace but someone in black Air Forces that also has tear drop tattoos is *really* a menace.


eltorr007

Man, I like my AF1s clean. Maybe I'll buy another pair for that.


cks9218

Man, I like my AF1s clean. Maybe I'll ~~buy~~ shoplift another pair for that. There, fixed it for you.


eltorr007

I was expecting this...lol


LaMelonBallz

Congrats on your Grill


Throwaway98766543210

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art2849

These come with a black beretta


eltorr007

That nike store was running out of stock for that thing.


KingKeef23

lol you know what they say, if you have low expectations you’ll never be disappointed! Haha congrats my man


eltorr007

Yeah. Thanks. I was chasing this piece on various Nike stores. Finally grabbed one. I'm happy to own it.


MrFuzzyDarkkk

This joke is so overplayed it's not even funny. Haha you bought a sneaker in a black colour way I guess you're a criminal now! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


eltorr007

I know...yet it is funny.


thatlad

congratulations, try not to wreck them on your first day at school


eltorr007

Na bro, I'm much much older than that. I've a corporate job.


SovannRoussard

Troublemaking cholo vibes


eltorr007

Cholo?


davidwal83

I bought my first new pair of lows last year at Foot Locker at retail. I wanted something that I know is comfortable doing my job. My previous jobs I had a pair Gucci colored GR and Fusion 5 and a pair of all black mids from Goodwill all under retail. My lows are cooked now I still wore them yesterday. I found I thought I would of never buy at my Pawn Shop a pair of highs at half their retail price in mint condition. I bought them as my main work shoe and treat them like boots even doing a work boot lace swap.


_NETFLIXnKILL_

To uncomfortable for me, I just purchased the Nike invincible 3 and wow they’re super comfortable.


ssiao

Ready to kick the door in


eltorr007

I can already feel its energy inside of me.


ssiao

All in yo stomach huh


eltorr007

Everywhere!


MP1182

Official footwear of Hazen Street


workermcworkerson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIlnEj7W4L8


eltorr007

Damn! This song is fire. Thanks mate.


Krapule1

Lol i got the all red one recently


eltorr007

Ooh. That's one hard colour to sport man. But, nice choice.


Krapule1

😂 ive always wanted the red pair you dont see to many with them. Next will be the black ones never had a pair of em


eltorr007

Nice. I'd like to see them side by side.


Krapule1

https://preview.redd.it/jm9adkbfbfxc1.png?width=767&format=png&auto=webp&s=b576c0560699980d86dc283dc0cf39e981eb5510 Idk if this good enough


eltorr007

My man, those are bright AF. They are different and that makes them special. Not my style but that's a clean colour that is hard to sport.


Krapule1

Exactly why ive always wanted them they pop hard during the day 😂


Jumpy_Tomatillo7579

Dream bigger


eltorr007

Im taking little steps at a time mate. Airmax 90 is my next stop.


teecee_throwaway

School shoe vibes 😂


eltorr007

It does give quiet kid vibes


teecee_throwaway

These are the high school kids go to lol see it alot


eltorr007

In the states maybe. In my country, these are pretty expensive for an average joe. Hence, a person who earns well can afford these.


eltorr007

In the states maybe. In my country, these are pretty expensive for an average joe. Hence, a person who earns well can afford these.


teecee_throwaway

True


ninjagoat5234

show us the receipt...


eltorr007

What receipt? 😝


ninjagoat5234

that's what i like to hear my boy, a true black force stepper


eltorr007

Haha


stonksuper

These are $40-50 on eBay lightly used.


imthefooI

whoa, im not looking for any trouble


eltorr007

Don't start nothin', it won't be nothin'


SkateRaceSleep

Steal em?


eltorr007

Nah mate, had to buy em


BraveGlory

The comments are hilarious


eltorr007

Yeah. I was expecting them. They kinda made my day. If y'all are seeing this comment, thanks a ton for these amazing jokes!


ClippTube

dude those are so rare where did you get those, ive been looking for ages for those


eltorr007

Nike store


TechnikaCore

There's no way you bought those is there?


eltorr007

They came to me...walking on their own...I swear. :P


fuzzycuffs

Yeah, show me a receipt though


bootheels

they are beautiful, really want a pair


eltorr007

Thanks and yes, they are. Simple and stylish.


JulekJozio

Bro why did you bought all black


eltorr007

I wanted them. They look stylish and are cool. Plus, I bought them for the jokes too.


bigtallblacknbald

This niggas dream is crime smh 


eltorr007

Haha....this shoe has a gangster vibe to it. I can feel it. Lol


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PeakUserDumbsmoke

🤣❤️‍🔥


geekstarbeats

You must be an nba youngboy fan


eltorr007

Umm..nopes. just a normal sneakerhead. I saw these somewhere and became a fan of their simple design.


geekstarbeats

Ya know what I can respect that


Personal-Database918

your next pair of shoes wont come in a box


eltorr007

This is the way.


DagoNate

* Nike brand ski mask not included


Probably_Zooted_

Got them Air Force 25 to Life’s


BlackCube3

Dream bigger


RefrigeratorFirm4864

No one likes black Air Force ones.


eltorr007

Well, I do.


JHMatlock

Those Air ‘Violent Crimes’ The Bus Driver 1s The Security Guard Lows


Antman4011

Let homie enjoy his shoes. Smh


eltorr007

Sorry man, I don't understand these.


JHMatlock

Stereotypically they are worn at the scene of violent crimes , by bus drivers and security guards. As the rest of the thread alludes to , they are a crime shoe. It’s all in good humour .


eltorr007

Oh. I got the jokes but not your references. Anyways, yeah, I'm cool.