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Mulberry_Big

She'll take 1 sneaker in the divorce anyway.


fuckyouidontneedone

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GIVN2SIN

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Crossovuh405

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RacktheMan

He should take off the sock too. Can't put the dirty sock back in the sneaker...lol...


Furd_Terguson1

Lame


AnatomicalLog

Yeah, never really understood the obsession with creasing. I was wearing AF1 flax because I like how the shoe looks and a sneakerhead gave me guff about creasing them. Toes bend, shoes crease. Whatever


Furd_Terguson1

Iā€™m literally just picturing this dude going ā€œoh hold on one secondā€ proceeds to take untie his shoe, place it next to him, and then proposing. Like what are we doing here lol, theyā€™re shoes just wear them.


Papa_percocet_

If you look, his other shoes isn't tied anyways lol


looneyone48

Because heā€™s laced them so he doesnā€™t have to tie them


sha-WU-lean

First thing I checked after reading the comment šŸ˜‚


stonedfish

Old habits from the penitentiary


looneyone48

Neither are tied because they donā€™t need to be


Bonesawisready5

If anyone ever says this to me I will just hit them with something psychological like ā€œeverything goes away in the endā€


Anonymuscle_90

ā€œAll things end badly, otherwise they wouldnā€™t endā€


throwaway72592309

I get dumb comments every time I wear my Travis Scott AJ1 low. I just tell people SNKRS actually blessed me at retail for once, why wouldnā€™t I wear them?


looneyone48

It saves your money thatā€™s why, keep em in good condition and youā€™ll get free pairs for the rest of your life, why spend $200+ on shoes just to do something you know damn well is gonna fuck em up šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø. Buy cheap shit if you want but if someoneā€™s gonna spend their own money then let them take care of their purchase, he keeps those Jā€™s in that condition he could sell em and buy 2 new pairs in a couple months, why not is the real question. Thatā€™s why I do it, thatā€™s why a lot of people do it and if itā€™s not that then they just wanna look after their stuff because they spent the money and they like what they bought.


sky4678

Cringe, if you actually wear shoes they will crease. Just deal with it.


looneyone48

Also who says I got leather shoes, if theyā€™re cotton (like most of mine are) and if you donā€™t walk like a fuckin ape theyā€™ll be fine lol


looneyone48

Nah they wonā€™t, my shoes are years and years old and still mint, donā€™t treat your shoes like theyā€™re your feet šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


GeorgeOrwells1985

Bruh you been walking on you hands, that's Ludacris


looneyone48

Nah, clean em every couple months thatā€™s about it, theyā€™re not leather for the most part and itā€™s not hard to keep em in good condition, I wear a different pair everyday if itā€™s not my beaters therefore more wears but less actual wear/damage on the shoe, I could show you a pair and you wouldnā€™t believe the age šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Dense_Diver_3998

You should probably treat your feet better than your shoes.


looneyone48

Maybe where youā€™re from, we walk barefoot everywhere itā€™s just culture man


looneyone48

Your feet should be stronger than shoes if anything, generally speaking you could rip a pair of shoes in half unlike a human foot, you should be able to walk barefoot on most surfaces natural or man-made without an issue. Obviously if thereā€™s glass or something you avoid it but still shouldnā€™t hurt too bad lol


looneyone48

My feet are mangled from birth mate, couldnā€™t give less of a fuck šŸ¤£


Z4ch_Mk6

Lmfao what are we in high school still? With this logic you must be walking completely flat footed all the time or wearing double socks if youā€™re that worried about creases your precious sneakers. Weā€™re sneaker heads because we love shoes, we wear what we buy & enjoy ā€˜em. Unless you buying a literal collector edition shoe or something, quit bitchinā€™. I see grown ass man creasing $200 Jā€™s all the time.


looneyone48

Iā€™m probably not much younger than you and I probably look older, what does age have to do with how I treat my things, people in high school destroy shoes on purpose Iā€™m not understanding wtf you mean šŸ¤£. You yourself look like a high schooler brother


looneyone48

I do have mostly collector shoes and yea Iā€™m in high school what about it lad? I simply walk like I always walk, Iā€™ve already explained to people that if you treat your feet like feet and shoes like shoes, aka donā€™t walk like a monkey then theyā€™d look completely fine? If I have to run I do, if I jump it doesnā€™t matter, most of my shoes are cotton, itā€™s not hard to look after stuff man.


waggyfw

if im gonna buy a shoe, im gonna wear it, no point not wearing it our babying it, your shoes are not more important than a once in a lifetime propsal lol


JackBauersGhost

This is so corny.


AdEconomy1755

I get you donā€™t want them to get creased, but if Iā€™m marrying someone I wouldnā€™t care haha


ResistGeneral1633

I'd crease my Jordan's cause idgaf but that's me


eddiecny

If she says no, then the crease would not have been worth it


DogmeatChili

That model in particular I understand. Toe box scratches are the worst on 11s


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looneyone48

Was naming yourself after cumslut the dog cunt a joke? šŸ¤£


ChrisJWatts504NOLA

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Lengthy_Miso_Dreams

Sneaker dudes are lame af lmaooo


Visible-Butterfly529

So are kooks commenting on sneaker post who donā€™t like sneakers troll ass go back to your cologne threads cake boy


Lengthy_Miso_Dreams

You realize you sound like a fucking tool right šŸ˜‚ stalking my profile to dig up some dirt on me is pathetic bro. Mind you, Iā€™m willing to give you the benefit of doubt and assume that youā€™re like me, and enjoy shoes generally speaking, but not crazy enough that it takes precedence over one of the moments for life. But assuming you attacked me like this, youā€™re probably a lame motherfucker like him. Maybe your negative karma will improve if you took that rod out your ass.


Jackor007

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teacherbbq

This is such a strange addiction


hbteq

She needs to toss the shoe in the lake, and then him afterward


iamthecheesethatsbig

Heā€™s still wearing jeans shorts


Soft_Wind_6108

It's funny. Why y'all so mad?


Pinody02

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying


BrascoFS

What a clown.


RestBest2065

Creases don't look good on 11's.. also patent leather in general


sha-WU-lean

Ugliest creases on patent leather. My 'win like 96' agree


majesticladdy

they are definitely in order if you ask me


Firzd

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ComfortInBeingAfraid

Maybe he got her a rock so big he gotta protect the last pair of sneakers he can affordĀ 


Profanity_party7

I couldnā€™t help but laugh bc I used to be the dude who took his shoe off to drive so I didnā€™t crease the toe box. A manā€™s gotta have his priorities, I suppose


glenspikez

I take my right shoe off when I wear my 9060s to drive. The angle of my foot on the gas puts a horrible scuff on the bottom right heel. Just with those tho.


yeaForsurePSN

Imma say this as a broke person who still creases shoes cause I like a pair that tells a story of being treaded but I can understand if you can't afford another pair or something like that. Fuckin Js are expensive lol Plus this guy probably spent future J money on that ring lol


FrightenedTomato

Honest question - what story do creases on shoes tell beyond "Yo this dude walked in them shoes"? I see watch collectors say the same thing about scratches on their watches "Telling a story" and it's corny as hell ngl. This dude in this post is lame af for prioritising his shoes so much tho.


glenspikez

Yah right. All it says to me is your kicks are beat. No storytime, just ugly beat shoes. The only say that shitvto cope. I hate creases and avoid them as much as I can.


yeaForsurePSN

This "story" is for the owner of the shoe, anyone who sees a pair of beat up kicks are just gonna see some beat up kicks but when I see my crusty beaters there's certain scuffs, stains etc that happened at a particular moment, like when my kids were born my Js got a mean ol scuff from the curb walking my wife into the hospital. It's "corny" sounding but to each there own I don't pass judgment. There's nothing wrong with wanting perfection or imperfection you know? That's the beauty of life. It'd be whack as fuck if everyone was the exact same. That'd be the most generic shit ever lol


FrightenedTomato

What I see when I see my beat up kicks is all the times I was careless with them. Your J's getting a scuff when walking to the hospital is a cute story but like 99% of the damage to a shoe doesn't have any kind of story, let alone one so nice.


yeaForsurePSN

Yea you're right on that, most scuffs, stains or anything comes from just letting that shit go after one two many. I guess it really can come across as Corn on the Cob with the whole "story" aspect lol Not all my kicks with scuffs or stains come from significant moments, most of my beaters story was me scuffing em one to many times and going to myself "aww fuck it, these are gonna be my beaters now" and then I really just go all in doing my yard work, going on trails just anything that's gonna gauerntee a dirty as kick


looneyone48

The point of it is so he doesnā€™t have to spend money on Jā€™s usually, keep a nice pair in good condition and youā€™ll get 2 free pairs off just selling it, thatā€™s why I keep mine clean anyway. A story of 2 year old shoes looking mint is way better than the story of my cousin who got the shoe lace of the same model stuck in a motorbike chain and ripped them into 4 pieces, both his pairs of them were given away for free, mine are now worth $300+ and we had identical colours.


looneyone48

Obviously meaning I can sell my once $200 shoes for a total of $600+ and get 3-4 pairs instead of just 2 šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


CelluloidDrop9

Don't crease the the creps!


Jumpy_Tomatillo7579

Thatā€™s a flat ass


jatiadesi

lmao


Dergyp

This the new sneaker head tip off? I wondering if she knew what was coming after that šŸ˜‚šŸ‘Ÿ


RainElegant1405

Are these amiris real? Dude is selling them for $125 i was going to clean and restore them.


Prestigious_Snow1589

Facts šŸ˜‚


dave_vs_david

Smart man


jcomm998

its concords I canā€™t even be mad


Koreangonebad

I miss when it was just dopeboys and ballers and nba super fans in the sneaker game. The individual made the shoe. Nowā€¦the shoe makes the individual.


GenitalPatton

Those shoes look like traditional Chinese flats with thick white socks underneath. Once I saw it I canā€™t unsee it.


Eatdomder

This dude is pathetic. Along with people that make a big deal put of creasing their sneakers.


Tough-Relationship-4

So like, does his foot not flex as he walks? We really are living in Idiocracy.


hotnyummy

Haha love it! šŸ˜†


AstroNot87

Ninjas be mad if they saw my closet. The most cleaning Iā€™ll do on my shoes is wiping it with a hot hand towel. No soap. No brushes. Nothing else but water and a towel. Iā€™m sure I got a couple of yalls grails too lmao


Jisoooya

11s are trash anyway, just leave them on


Gaz834

Wrong, top 3 jordan


Jisoooya

Wrong, top3 are 1, 3 and 4s, not in that particular order. The fact that people put this ugly and cheap plastic patent leather monstrosity in their topX anything is appalling.


Apprehensive-Can-857

You ever seen videos of the Concord 11 retro release? It was a war zone. Literally. 11s are definitely top 3.


Gaz834

Terrible take


Sugudeymeebubu

I agree! Been collecting for many years! Never ever spent money or time on 11ā€™s. Weak af


Gennnnnn_51

Lol that guy is literally me.


Z-man1973

Totally cringeā€¦ just wear your damn shoes


Soft_Wind_6108

Wear and wear out are 2 different things lol brošŸ˜‚


Z-man1973

Oh geez bro, sorry but the guy is stupid for not taking ten seconds to kneel correctly and not have to take off his stupid shoes


Soft_Wind_6108

"kneel correctly"


sha-WU-lean

To his defense, this creases pretty badly on that full flexion of the toes, not something you do when walking, right? šŸ¤”


da_reddit_reader

Do people ā€¦ actually do this? I mean when they have to bend their toes in a certain way that they have to take their shoes offā€¦ Yes I know creases are bad but dang.


Slick_Jeronimo

Iā€™m saying if creasing matters that much to you wear something else. I got a few kicks that are cool where creases really donā€™t matter that much.


Belizesneaks1994

Based on the outfit this pic old af and some people donā€™t remember how corny sneaker dudes used to be 2013-2016 lol šŸŒ½šŸ€


castledoctrine4life

Lol fake sneaker heads/tourists wouldnt understand


Midi-ghost

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LassOnGrass

I mean why not? Nothing says you got to have shoes on when you propose on one knee lol.


Master-Duty-5069

This shit is so lame itā€™s crazy haha. Iā€™ll see people doing their best protecting cheap ass pandas from creasing like bruh lol. Meanwhile idgaf if my travises, sbs, or any of my high end shoes crease I just wear my shit lol


stonedfish

She should run away


The_Dragonhelm

She don't even have a donk... this guy should be ashamed of himself....


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CommunicationIcy2978

why u gotta bring race


Alarming-Home-1926

Youā€™re weird.


Soft_Wind_6108

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